Chapter 4 Chapter 1 Food

Some people say that the most unpalatable dishes in the world are not cooked accidentally by people who can't cook, but deliberately cooked by people who can cook. This sentence is true, because I am sitting in front of a table full of terrible and poisonous food. Picking up the chopsticks for the thirteenth time, I carefully put them down again, and said with a smile: "Xiao Lu, I don't seem to have done anything harmful to you recently, right? Why did you make this kind of dish and want to murder me?" life?" Xu Lu snorted coldly, and said with an expression that you knew everything, "You should be very clear about a certain person, right?"

"Who is this someone you're talking about?" I tried to cast a layer of confusion on my face. She patted the table and said loudly, "It's that Shen Ke who is going to die. Why has he been avoiding me recently?" "You're his girlfriend, right? You don't even know, so how could I possibly know?" Seeing that she finally opened the skylight and spoke honestly, I immediately felt confident. Xu Lu snorted again, and looked at me with a persistent temperament unique to girls. After a long time, she smiled strangely. "Let's do an experiment."

While sneering, she snatched my mobile phone and put it on the table, and then used her own mobile phone to make a call. "Xiaolu? What's the matter?" Shen Ke's slightly flustered words came from the other side of the miniature speaker immediately. Xu Lu chatted with him calmly, and then suddenly asked, "Where are you?" "Then where are you?" After a moment of silence, Shen Ke asked back. Xu Lu said calmly, "Me? Of course I'm just sitting at home obediently reading a book." "Haha, that's easy." Shen Ke's tone immediately relaxed, "I'm at Xiaoye's place, and that guy wants me to accompany him to fight landlords all day long, it's really annoying."

"Well, play slowly, remember not to go home too late." Xu Lu hung up the phone with a smile, then stared at me with cold eyes that could freeze the blood, and said softly: "Xiao Ye, you still have What can I say?" I broke out in a cold sweat, and said with a dry throat, "I remembered, today I did have an appointment with him to fight the landlord, but he hasn't arrived yet." She smiled inscrutablely: "Xiao Ye, you are so smart, of course you know that dying in such a situation will only have the opposite effect. Hmph, if this is the case, let's wait and see."

About two minutes later, the mobile phone on the table started to vibrate and made an unpleasant whimpering sound. Although I had already gotten used to the ringtone after hearing it thousands of times, this time it sounded harsh. Under the signal of Xu Lu's murderous sight, I pressed the answer button tremblingly. Shen Ke's nervous voice came over immediately: "Xiaoye, just now Xiaolu called again to check the ward. I said I'm at your place now, remember to block it for me, at worst, I'll treat you to porridge tomorrow." Damn, that kid caused a lot of trouble, and put me in dire straits, so he was so stingy that he only wanted to buy me porridge.It's really a dog who can't change eating shit!

Without saying anything, I hung up the phone and looked at Xu Lu with embarrassment. Strange, when did this little girl become so powerful?Isn't it said that women in love are idiots?Why did the IQ of her exception not only not decrease, but suddenly increase by more than ten times, which made a person as smart as me fall into her trap. Alas, people's hearts are really old, and the world is going downhill. Xu Lu sat quietly across the table, staring at me while helping me pick up vegetables and serve soup. It wasn't until the huge bowl in front of me was filled with her carefully prepared dishes that I said slowly: "Has Xiao Ke changed his mind? Has he had an affair? Has he fallen in love with another girl? Has he Don't love me anymore? Say it!"

Sometimes I really admire a girl's logical thinking ability, which may not be obvious at ordinary times, but when it comes to emotions, with super strong reasoning ability, she will come up with various possibilities one after another. Some may even never happen in a lifetime, or it is absolutely impossible for boys to imagine or do it in a lifetime. I scratched my slightly messy hair in distress, and shook my head with a wry smile. Xu Lu's complexion became more and more ugly, she bit her small lower lip, and forced to say softly: "Well, it's okay if you don't say anything. Eat up everything in front of you. If you finish eating, I won't ask any more questions."

"Little Lu, do you know what love is?" I looked at the table full of dishes, and tried to divert her attention with tingling scalp, so as to create some accidents, such as accidentally overturning the table, or pulling off the tablecloth, so that the table full of food fell to the floor. She didn't expect such an obvious attempt to be seen through by the little girl, she put her whole body weight on the dining table, and smiled calmly: "Tell me about your love theory, but don't make small moves. I am very clear about your tricks Xiaoye." "I'll tell you a story I've heard before. It's a very sad story." I said helplessly with chills down my spine.

"There was a young and beautiful girl who came from a wealthy family with a lot of wealth and many talents. She lived a good life. When she was sixteen years old, the matchmaker broke the threshold of her house, but she never wanted to marry. Because she felt that she hadn't met the boy she really wanted to marry. "Until one day, the girl went to a temple fair to relax, and she saw a young man among thousands of crowded people. Needless to say, from the moment she saw his figure, her chest felt like an earthquake trembling, her mouth rustled like a dry desert. The girl finally understood who she was waiting for.

"Unfortunately, the temple fair was too crowded. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get to that man's side. She just watched the man disappear into the crowd. "For the next two years, the girl went around looking for the man, but he disappeared without a trace. "The girl prayed to Buddha every day, hoping to see that man again. Her sincerity finally touched Buddha, who appeared in her dream and said, "Do you really want to see that man again?" '" The girl nodded: "Yes!I just want to see him again, even just for one look! '" Buddha asked: "What if the price is to give up everything you have now, including those who love you and a happy life?" '" The girl said: "I can give up! '" The Buddha asked again: "And you have to practice for five hundred years before you can see him.You really won't regret it? '" The girl nodded resolutely: "I will never regret it! '" So the girl turned into a big stone, lying in the wilderness.

"Four hundred years of exposure to wind and sun, the suffering is unspeakable, but the girls feel nothing, the sad thing is that in the past four hundred years, they have not seen a single person, and they have not seen a little hope. "It made her almost collapse. Until the last year, a quarrying team came, and one of them took a fancy to her huge size, hewn her into a huge stone, and transported it into the city. They are A stone bridge was built, so the girl became the guardrail of the stone bridge. "On the first day the stone bridge was built, the girl saw the man she had been waiting for for five hundred years! "He was in a hurry, as if he was in a hurry, and quickly walked across the middle of the stone bridge. "The man didn't and would never notice that there was a stone beside him, staring at him intently. "Soon, the man disappeared into the distance again. After he left, the Buddha appeared. The Buddha looked at the girl with kind eyes and asked, "Are you satisfied?" '"The girl shook her head wildly, 'No! Why? Why am I just a bridge parapet? If I were laid in the middle of the bridge, I could touch him, I could touch him!'" Buddha asked: "You want to touch him? Then you have to practice for five hundred years!'" The girl nodded with tears: "I am willing!" The Buddha asked hesitantly: "You have suffered so much, and you really don't regret it?'" The girl smiled softly: "I will never regret it!'" The girl turned into a big tree, standing on a busy official road, where many people pass by every day, and the girl watches closely every day, but This is even more uncomfortable, because countless times I saw a person approaching with hope, and countless times my hopes were dashed. "If it wasn't for the five hundred years of cultivation, the girl would have collapsed long ago! "As the days passed, the girl's heart gradually calmed down. She understood that he would not show up until the last day. "Another five hundred years! On the last day, the girl knew that he would come, but she was no longer excited. "Here he comes! He is still wearing his favorite white gown, his face is still so handsome, the girl is looking at him bewilderedly. "This time, he didn't rush past because it was too hot. He noticed a big tree beside the road, and the dense shade was very attractive. "Take a rest! He thought so. He walked to the foot of the big tree, leaned against the roots, closed his eyes slightly, and fell asleep. The girl touched him! He was leaning against her! But, she I can't tell him that I have suffered from the millennium lovesickness for him. "She could only try her best to gather the shade of the trees to block him from the harsh sunlight. "Thousands of years of tenderness, waiting for a man to take a nap, maybe he still has something to do, so he stood up and patted the dust on the gown. "At the moment before leaving, the man looked up at the big tree, and stroked the trunk slightly, probably to thank the big tree for bringing him coolness. Then, he left without looking back! "The moment he disappeared from her sight, the Buddha appeared again. The Buddha said:" Are you satisfied?Do you still want to be his wife?If so, you still need to practice for a thousand years. '"'No need.' The girl calmly interrupted the Buddha's words: "I really want to, really want to.But there is no need. '" The Buddha said strangely: "Why? '" There were crystal tears in the girl's eyes, 'It's good enough to love him, but it doesn't have to be his wife. Please tell me, does his current wife suffer like me?'" Buddha He nodded slightly. "The girl smiled:" I can do it too, but it doesn't have to be. '" At this moment, the girl found that the Buddha sighed slightly, or rather, the Buddha breathed a sigh of relief. The girl was a little surprised, did the Buddha also have something on his mind? Then, a smile appeared on the Buddha's face. Smile: "It's good that you made such a choice, because there is a boy who can save a thousand years of waiting, and he has practiced for two thousand years in order to be able to look at you. '" I licked my tongue and said, "Life is always balanced in a way that we either understand or don't understand.Asking what love is in the world, it is one thing descending one thing. "According to the famous writer Zhang Xiaoxian once said, love is not complicated, it's just three words that come and go, isn't it you? It's I love you, I hate you, and then I'm sorry, forget it. In fact, love is actually It is a chemical reaction, which is produced by pheromones, but the longest lifespan of this substance is only 18 to 36 months. For enthusiastic and persistent young people, this is a disappointing thing after all. Even hopeless." "What does this have to do with me?" Xu Lu narrowed her eyes. "Of course there is." I said righteously: "Compared to love, friendship is much more sincere. If there are no major accidents, friendship has no fatigue period and can last a lifetime." After finishing speaking, I resignedly picked up the chopsticks, and kept cursing Shen Ke that bastard in my heart, and then buried my head in the cooking that I don't know how many bottles of mustard oil. The dishes deliberately cooked by people who know how to cook are indeed unpalatable. As soon as I swallowed a mouthful, my nose and tears came out together. Just when I begged God for help in depression and despair, the savior really came.But not a person, but a phone call. After answering, put down the phone.I let out a long breath, and said to Xu Lu: "I won't play with you two idiots who haven't graduated from emotional kindergarten. Xiao Lu, I'm going out right now, and you can give the leave note to the teacher for me. " "Going to ask for leave again?" Xu Lu was full of surprise, and didn't care about forcing me to eat the friendship meal, and asked repeatedly: "Where are you going to skip class again this time?" "Huzhou Zhushan." I looked out through the floor-to-ceiling windows with yearning, and the sky was impoverished and blue. "What are you doing there? What's so interesting about it?" "Of course there is! It is the sacred place for all tea ceremony lovers, and it is also the place where the ancestor of tea ceremony Lu Yu died. Hehe, it seems that something interesting is about to happen..."