Chapter 7 Chapter Three

Looking at this scene, my whole body trembled, and my brows were tightly frowned, "Water hydration bone! She can run hydration bone!" "Water Bone? What is that?" Shen Ke looked at me suspiciously. "Do you know that chocolate contains a chemical substance called phenyl, which is the same thing that can be produced in your brain when you are in love with someone. Also, you absolutely do not You know, everyone's sitting posture is different. Even twins have the same education, but there are subtle differences in sitting posture." It's another new day, and there are still two days before the weekend, and I always feel that the time is getting longer and longer.

I also woke up, ate, and went to school at the usual time today.Then take advantage of get out of class time to impart knowledge to a group of equally boring sex men and sex women. I don't know when the topic turned to sitting posture. I said leisurely: "Actually, a person's personality can be seen completely from how he sits. Especially girls, such as you." I pointed to a girl on the left who was sitting very comfortably with her legs crossed, "Crossed legs, even wearing a skirt, it is not easy to get naked. Women who often sit in this posture are generally self-centered and will not be too popular with their boyfriends." They are known as 'big women'. However, they are sincere and it is not difficult to make friends with them. Of course, it is difficult to really own her. However, they put aside many things. If you can open it, you will live a chic and relaxed life.”

"That's right." A girl next to her immediately said in surprise, "What about me? What kind of person am I?" "You." I smiled and looked at this girl with her calves spread apart in an inverted V shape, "Women who sit in an inverted V shape are innocent and cute, but they are most popular with the same sex, not The opposite sex. Although the opposite sex has a great love for their cuteness and innocence, they are often intimidated by their passivity. Moreover, once the relationship with them is confirmed, there is no chance to get out easily. However, if you want to Asking for a wife like this might be just what some people want!"

"Hee hee, what about me? How about me?" A girl who was sitting boldly with her legs spread apart yelled. I glanced at her, "Women with legs spread apart have a bolder personality, and are more proactive and not procrastinating in thinking. "At first, her boyfriend thought it was easy to make friends with her, and even felt that she was a bit boyish, but later on, he would be deeply attracted by her charm and couldn't help himself. She wouldn't just do it because of anyone's money. Strength, but who to be with, more often, what she values ​​is the man's personal charm."

"Sure!" The bold girl patted the shoulder of the person next to her in surprise. I smiled to myself. To put it bluntly, these general things are like fortune-telling. Many vague and specious words are piled up, allowing the listener to find the focus and similarities by themselves. However, it can only deceive the little girl. "Hehe, Xiao Ye, what fun are you playing with? Why don't you call me." A clear and gentle voice sounded, and the people who heard it felt much cooler. At some point, Zhao Yunhan came into our circle and asked with a signature smile. "Xiaoye is watching us to test our personality, it's very accurate." It seems that her popularity is really good, and someone next to her immediately greeted her warmly.

"Then help me take a look, okay?" Zhao Yunhan clasped his hands together, making a begging look, but there was no begging in his tone. "Okay, then you sit down." Zhao Yunhan put her legs together obediently, and sat upright, "Is my personality okay?" "It's not bad." I said with a half-smile: "Keep your legs together, which is actually the most elegant sitting posture. Women who like this sitting posture are generally more elegant and generous. They pay more attention to image and think that beauty is the most important thing." It's very important. They like aesthetics, and if the men they pursue are not patient or good, they might hit a wall."

"Wow, am I such a person?" She exaggeratedly covered her mouth with her hands, "It turns out that I am actually an esthete. Alas, it seems that I may not be able to marry in this life." "I don't think so." Although I don't know what she wants to do, I still accept the move without hesitation, "This world is so big, if you look for it slowly, with luck, you may be able to find it in the second During menopause, find someone who meets your aesthetic standards." "However, I think Xiao Ye is very beautiful. I really can't get married in the future, are you willing to marry me?" She winked at me cutely, and there were bursts of boos around her.

Hired!Unexpectedly, she was swayed by her.If these words are spread by the surrounding tweeters, I don't know what version will be spread the next day. Regardless, in short, the principle is not to suffer immediate losses.I replied without blushing and heartbeat: "If you are willing to marry, of course I am willing to marry. However, since I am a good man who meets the aesthetic standards of a certain aesthetic person, the standard is naturally very strict, so it's okay. I'm afraid that you will marry me." I can't stand it in the future, and want to run away all day long."

Zhao Yun's smile became even sweeter, and the dimples on both sides were so beautiful that it made people tremble. "I'm not afraid. She's a woman with fine traditions. She still knows what it means to marry a chicken as a chicken and marry a dog as a dog. I'm afraid you won't dare to marry her." "Unfortunately, I'm not a chicken, nor a dog." I laughed dryly, complaining in my heart, why the get out of class time is so long today, and I still haven't rang the class bell. It's so depressing, even if I don't talk at night, there will be a day when the verbal dispute will end. Could it be that my luck has been low recently, bad luck?

After finally surviving school in the afternoon, at the gate, I ran into that guy Shen Ke. What's even more rare is that he grabbed me and went home leisurely with me. "Why do you have time today to think of my old friend?" I teased him with a smirk. It is estimated that this kid has been with me for too long, and his skin has become as thick as the wall of a miracle in the world. He said without blushing, "I am not free today." "Oh, so what have you been up to lately?" I stared at him intently, trying to get some clues from his thick skin. Unexpectedly, he played Tai Chi for me, pointed to the front, leaned into my ear and whispered: "Look there, it seems to be your wife!"

"When did I get a wife?" I kicked his fat ass. "I still don't admit it. Didn't you spread the word in the morning that you are going to marry Zhao Yunhan in the future?" Shen Ke rubbed his butt aggrievedly, "The whole school knows about it, you can't let it go." "Am I that famous? A rumor has spread throughout the school in just over half a day?" I touched my face. Shen Ke snorted heavily, "It's not that you are famous, but that this matter itself is very shocking, and the speed of transmission is of course extraordinary." Sure enough, I knew that the group of gossip tweeters next to me would spread everywhere, but I didn't expect it to be so fast. It's over, let's transfer schools!While I was rubbing my chin and thinking about what to do, the guy interrupted me rudely. "Your wife is about to leave without a trace, will she follow?" "Fuck you, why should I follow?! Also, if you dare to say that she is my wife, be careful, I will kick you to death." I kicked his ass again. Shen Ke murmured something in his throat, thinking he was unlucky, and said: "Forget it, I have something to do. I wanted to tell you kindly that the direction she was walking in was not where her home was at all." "What is she going to do? It's none of my business. You are too worried." I glared at him fiercely, then narrowed my eyes and smiled dryly, "No, why do you know the location of her home? Could it be that you moved on, abandoned Xu Lu, and fell in love with her? Hmph, no wonder You seem to be very busy recently, and you are not indifferent to Xiao Lu, and you are avoiding her everywhere, so you are busy following her!" "Me! I have always had the same heart for Xiaolu, and I will never change. How can you change your heart faster than you turn your face like Xiao Ye, a playboy like you!" Shen Ke blushed and said angrily: "I just happened by chance. I found your wife's house during this time. Xiao Ye, don't you think the location she is going to now is a bit familiar?" I took a closer look, and suddenly my whole body became so stiff that it petrified in place.Isn't there just my home? "Hey, Xiao Ye, you are finished. It seems that she is going to visit your parents first as a daughter-in-law, and then move in and live with you in a legal way!" Shen Ke pointed at me mockingly, with a bright face , not to mention how happy I am. I glared at him, shut my mouth tightly, and couldn't speak. That girl, what exactly do you want to do?I admit, she gave me a mysterious feeling. I can hardly guess, what is this woman thinking about and what does she want to do?What will she do next?What is the purpose of her actions?Ugh, headache. Not long after, I grabbed Shen Ke and followed her closely.Since you can't figure it out, let's wait and see how it gets better! Shen Ke muttered again: "How can I be counted, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you." "If you dare to slip away, be careful. Starting tomorrow, I will slowly tell you what life is better than death." I threatened without turning my head, and my eyes never left Zhao Yunhan's back. I saw her walking down the street very leisurely, looking left and right leisurely, and entering the store from time to time to look at the clothes and some exquisite and beautiful trinkets, completely unaware of the anxiety of the two stalkers behind her . The beautiful face, the signature gentle smile, the harmless soft eyes and super affinity make the perverts along the way look back frequently. This woman is truly a born star!I muttered to myself, I didn't stay idle, I made full use of any elements that could pretend to be a passerby, and followed secretly, slowly, not far or near. When she was almost at my house, she seemed to see something, stopped, and walked towards the door of a fruit shop. Shen Ke nodded immediately, "Well, she is such a good woman, and she knows how to visit the other party's parents, so she can't go there empty-handed." "Fuck you!" I finally resisted the urge to kick. Zhao Yunhan walked up to a crying boy, squatted down, and asked in a voice so soft and tender that it could melt away: "Little brother, what's wrong with you?" The boy in front of him kept crying in his nostrils, looked pitifully at the bowl in his hand, and then cried even more miserably, as if he had been greatly wronged. Zhao Yun lovingly wiped off the colored marks from crying on the boy's face with toilet paper, "So he was stuck in the throat by a fishbone? Dad and mom aren't here? It doesn't matter, my sister has a very powerful solution. " She went to the supermarket not far away, bought a bottle of mineral water, went back to the little boy, poured half a cup into the sanitary cup, stood still, put her index finger on the edge of the bowl, closed her eyes, and opened her mouth. He muttered a few spells, and within a minute, he handed the bowl to the little boy. "Drink it and it won't hurt." The boy was still crying, refusing to drink water. Zhao Yunhan gently pinched his little face and smiled, and said patiently: "Don't be afraid, after drinking, my sister bought candy for you to eat." Seeing this scene, I trembled all over, and frowned tightly, "Water hydration bone! She can run hydration bone!" "Water Bone? What is that?" Shen Ke looked at me suspiciously. I still stared at Zhao Yunhan's every move without blinking, and explained: "The talisman water bone is said to be a very popular practical Taoism in the past, but I have never seen it myself. "I just heard from my second uncle that his grandmother would use the method of chanting mantras to dissolve the fishbone stuck in other people's throats. The specific method is to put a bowl of water in a small bowl, chanting a mantra in her mouth, and at the same time put the fishbone in her right hand. Put your index finger into the water and draw circles, and then make people drink the water, and the fishbone will disappear inexplicably. Also, when doing this spell, you must hide behind the door so that no one can see it. But with the changes of the times , this little spell has been gradually annihilated in the cracks of history together with many mysterious things, and it is no longer there. Unexpectedly, I can actually see it with my own eyes now!" "It's amazing! It makes me want to practice it myself!" Shen Ke was so moved that he clenched his hands, looking like an idiot. I snorted heavily, "Then go and get stuck with a fishbone first, and then we'll talk about it when you get stuck until there is no way to solve it." That guy didn't care about my sarcasm at all, as if he remembered something, he asked, "Why didn't Zhao Yunhan hide just now? Besides, she didn't stick her fingers into the water, did she?" "It may be a matter of the depth of the ability." I thought about it, "When the second uncle told me, he also mentioned that his grandmother's mana was only at the entry level. This talisman water bone has different levels of skill. "For those with the weakest skills, there are many restrictions on how to practice. For those with advanced skills, they don't need to transform into talisman water, just talk. For those with deeper skills, a phone call is fine. "It is said that the person with the deepest skill, as long as you tell him which direction and which person is stuck in his throat by a bone, and he says a few words in that direction, the matter will be settled! Not only fishbone, but even a large bone Drop! However, I have always felt that this is a supernatural blow. There is no one who has the ability to do such a mysterious thing. There is absolutely no way for magic to exist. I have always felt that this so-called The hydration of bones should be a means of psychological suggestion!" While speaking, Zhao Yunhan scooped up a few drops of water with a spoon and prepared to pour it into the little boy's mouth. The boy reluctantly opened his mouth under the temptation of candy. She carefully poured a drop of water into it, and when she poured the second drop of water into her mouth, the little boy suddenly stopped crying and no longer showed pain. He just covered his throat strangely, and then tried to speak. "Sister." He called softly in a delicate voice. "Good boy, it's all right now, let's go buy candy." Zhao Yunhan smiled softly, took his hand and walked towards the supermarket. "It seems to be magic." Shen Ke stared straight, doubting: "This method seems to have nothing to do with psychological hints. Look, that kid is only four years old and doesn't understand anything. It should be impossible to accept any hints. Besides, if it is really a psychological hint, it can dissolve the real substance, wouldn't it be more amazing?" I didn't speak, and I was shocked by what I just saw. Could it be that Zhao Yunhan secretly changed the water just now?Impossible, if it is replaced, what can it be replaced with?If there is any liquid that can melt away the fishbone without damaging the throat and mouth, this kind of potion is enough to apply for a patent and make a fortune! Is it a coincidence?Most people have had the experience of being stuck with a fishbone. Generally, no one is so stupid as to go to the hospital. Usually, the thorn can be removed by messing around. However, the method of hydrating bones has been passed down for thousands of years. Since it has been passed down for so long, it means that the success rate is very high, and it is by no means a unique coincidence. Could it be that magic really exists in this world?Where did Zhao Yunhan learn this trick? This girl really interested me more and more!