Chapter 5 Chapter 3 Weird Academy

twelve years ago. I remember that night when I came to Heishui Town, I couldn’t sleep well all night. In my dream, a vague shadow kept grabbing at me. That shadow had a pair of very sharp claws, and it kept laughing like a child. , as if saying to me: "Night Silence, you are finally here.", "Ye Silence, you can't escape." I screamed and sat up on the bed, only to realize that it was already morning.The early morning sunlight came in sparsely through the paper-covered windows, and shone on me vaguely. It was warm and comfortable, but it couldn't melt the haze deep in my heart.

Seven gongs sounded outside at the right time, and it was already Chen Shi.This restless sleep was really deep, even the nightmare didn't wake me up. Sure enough, this new home was full of weirdness everywhere, which made me feel weird. I washed my face and ate breakfast very boringly, and then I took my father's carriage to the very famous local private school, Bailu Academy. Bailu Academy is only two miles away from the new home. It is located on the bank of Heishui Lake. The scenery is very beautiful, but the layout is very uncomfortable. I looked over from a high place, and no matter how I looked at it, I felt that the huge academy was like a weak toad lying on the ground, and the open space outside the gate of the academy was like a toad's long tongue hanging out, opening its mouth wide and waiting for you to walk in. its stomach.

Dad parked the carriage in the open space, patted the hem of his clothes, and then let me go in with him. "Father, I won't go!" I hugged the carriage seat tightly and shook my head vigorously. "Be obedient, be good." Dad scratched his head and tried to pull me. "No, I won't die!" I hugged harder. My father also pulled me out forcefully, and said depressedly: "Don't be self-willed, I have to go back and prepare for the grocery store." "But, but this place is terrible." I yelled loudly, refusing to let go. "This kid!" Dad stared at me, about to lose his temper.

At this moment, a young woman with a very beautiful appearance came over, looked at the wonderful pulling performance in the car, smiled bitterly, and asked, "Excuse me, is there anything I can do to help?" "Ah, hello, hello, I am the father of this child." My father couldn't see beautiful women, so he stammered immediately: "My child just moved here today, but he just doesn't want to go to school." The female gentleman said with a smile: "Children, they always have some temper. Let me guess, your child is called Yebuyu." "Yes, yes, this child is usually very well-behaved, I don't know how it has changed in the past few days!" The old man scratched his head at a loss.

Hmph, I won't report to my old lady when I go back, I will tell you to kneel on the washboard at night! "Leave it to me. The academy assigned this kid to class two yesterday. I happen to be his husband. My surname is Wang." Mr. Wang stuck his head into the car and smiled at me with a warm smile. "Xiaoye, you are my student from today. I heard that you were excellent in the previous academy. I hope you will be even better in the future. Come on, show the courage of a little man and follow me in." Mr. Wang has a beautiful smile, and the two dimples around his mouth are so deep that they seem to suck people in.

Bewildered by her smile, I got out of the car in a daze, and then saw my father scratching his head with a smirk, and said in confusion: "Bailu Academy is well-known far and wide, and it really has its own characteristics. Sir. It is so admirable!" Throughout the dynasties, even in the relatively open Tang Dynasty, there are still very few academies that dare to invite female teachers.After all, it is difficult for people to accept a woman to come out and show her face. Mr. Wang smiled slightly: "The dean here understands righteousness and is extremely compassionate. He can tolerate the little girl living here. I can only do my best to teach every student well as a reward."

"Haha, that's how it is. I'll leave the dog to the gentleman." The old man drove away in the carriage, waving back while driving. Tsk, I am indeed his son, I have not inherited the good things, but I have inherited the stupidity 100%. "Come on, let's go in together." Mr. Wang's smile is always no more than no less, making her look very gentle.She took my hand and walked into this surprisingly large academy, and then asked me to wait outside the door of the second class. Not long after, she called me in, and I heard a burst of applause as soon as I entered the door.

"This is the new student in our class." Mr. Wang said enthusiastically: "Come, let me introduce myself to you." No matter where you go, the pattern of welcoming transfer students is exactly the same, nothing new.I didn't have a sense of integration at all, so I wrote the three big characters "Yebuyu" on the paper very perfunctorily, and said weakly: "Hello everyone, I am Yebuyu, and now I am transferring to your class. care!" The whole class roared with laughter, not knowing what they were laughing at. Mr. Wang smiled and nodded at me, his eyes swept across the classroom.

"Come on, let me see where our new classmates should sit. Well, just sit there!" She pointed to a window seat in the penultimate row on the left side of the classroom and said to me. I walked over listlessly, sat down, and began to throw all the books in the schoolbag into the drawer.Suddenly, a ball of paper flew over from the right and hit me on the head. I opened my eyes wide and stared at it, only to see a familiar smiling face.It was the girl named Zhao Ningxiang from yesterday. She smiled and gestured "open" to me. I curled my lips, pulled out the note that flew over and caught in my hair, and spread it out, only to see a neat line of Xiuting written on it.

I didn't expect you to have a sense of humor.But it's great, we're in the same class. For some reason, I suddenly felt a sense of helplessness that I wanted to cover my head, and I always felt that life in the future would be very troublesome.This academy is simply weird, not only have female teachers, but also let male and female students mix together in class.Why is the public opinion not vigorously condemning it?Did all the gentry and celebrities here eat shit?How does such an academy exist? ! "Hey, brother!" Someone on the left patted my shoulder. I turned my head and saw a boy, my deskmate?Strange, when did I have another tablemate?When I sat down just now, there were obviously only two empty tables side by side, so I thought it was troublesome, so I took the seat on the right by the road.When did he sit next to me?Why didn't I feel anything at all?

"Hey, brother." He smiled brightly, as if he had picked up 50,000 taels of gold: "I finally have a tablemate." This sentence suddenly made my head big.He finally has a deskmate?Why has he never been at the same table?Is he a naughty problem child?Or the overlord of the academy?Trouble, what a bad academy, just sit at a table and find a roommate, and you can meet troublesome people. "I'm not a problem child, let alone an overlord of an academy. I'm just a very ordinary kid, a kind and content ordinary citizen." As if he knew what I was thinking, he scratched his head, letting the dandruff all over his head fall on the table. God, lie, he is absolutely lying!ordinary?Just judging by the thickness of dandruff on his head, it is limited in general. It seemed that my thoughts were clearly written on his face, he helplessly swept the dandruff all over the table to the ground with his sleeve, blinked at me mysteriously, and laughed: "Okay, I admit that I also It’s a bit unusual. I know magic spells! Do you want to see it?” "I don't want to!" I said decisively, turned my head away, and pretended to concentrate on looking at the blackboard.I generally don't want to have anything to do with guys who I position as troublesome people. This is my principle of life. "Look, look! Please!" My tablemate tugged at the corner of my clothes with a look of distress, as if I would continue to worry if I didn't look at him. But what do I do?Continue to focus on the blackboard. "Look, I don't like this table!" His black eyeballs rolled, and suddenly, the table in front of him disappeared inexplicably... "what!" Seeing that table disappear without a trace under my eyes for no reason, I almost swallowed my tongue in surprise.By the time he reacted and wanted to cover his mouth desperately, it was already too late, and his exclamation had already been uttered, and it was not usually loud. All the classmates turned their heads to look at me, and my face turned red like a monkey's butt, and it took me a long time to stammer: "Yes, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean it!" My weird tablemate pretended not to do anything with him at all, turned his head to look out of the window intently, and played a ditty with his sharp mouth. Mr. Wang smiled slightly, and knocked on the table with his pointer: "Okay, students, come here, look here. Our new classmate seems to be still not used to the new place, I hope everyone can help him enthusiastically." "it is good!" The whole class agreed at the same time, giggling, no matter how they heard it, they felt like they were laughing at themselves. I blushed and lowered my head, feeling terribly regretful in my heart.God, I'm so ashamed, how will I let myself see people in the future! The culprit, my deskmate patted me on the shoulder sympathetically, and said something that almost broke me: "Just get used to it!" Habit!What are you used to?Are you used to that inexplicable table disappearing inexplicably, or are you used to his neurotic and very weird deskmate?I'm just freaking out. "By the way, do you still want to see my spells? It's very interesting!" The tablemate smiled friendly. At some point, the disappearing table came back, and it was still full of all kinds of messy books.He pulled out one of those books and handed it to me: "Here, this book looks good." "I don't want to see it." I turned my head and deliberately ignored him. My God, what kind of academy is this? Ignoring where those mountain-high books come from, just take a look at a classmate's desk with books nearly one person tall. Are you still in class?Moreover, it seems that the students around have not noticed at all? Could it be that they are used to it? I suddenly became worried about my future life. Judging by the attitudes of my husband and classmates, this is not a place conducive to studying at all.Can I really graduate and be admitted as a scholar?Huh, if I don't pass the exam as a scholar, according to my mother, my life will be over.I do not want! Almost crying, I finally waited until the end of get out of class. At that moment, the deskmate who had been harassing me suddenly yelled and rushed out excitedly, faster than my husband. As if he hadn't seen anything, he packed his things without changing his face, and then he walked away slowly. Before going out, he smiled at me and encouraged him: "Come on, don't say anything at night, I hope you can Get used to the place quickly." I nodded reflexively. Speaking of which, hey, if you don't care about this weird academy and weird deskmates, it's actually pretty good.At least Mr. Wang is very good, much more pleasing to the eye than the former teachers in the academy. By the way, what Mr. Wang taught was that although he didn't listen carefully in the first class, he should have taught pretty well after all. The second class is that Mr. Zhou is surnamed Zhou, is not tall, has cross-eyed eyes, and is about forty years old. "Short Zhou's class is the most boring." As soon as I started class, the complaining sound of my weird deskmate suddenly popped out in my ears, which startled me.When did this guy come back to the classroom, and when did he sit next to me?I didn't feel it at all. He lay down on the desk listlessly, covering his ears, as if Mr. Zhou's voice was a curse, and muttered while depressed: "Boring! Boring! Boring to death." Don't get involved with him!Don't get involved with him!I secretly reminded myself in my heart, as if he didn't exist at all, I tried my best to concentrate on listening to the lecture, trying to find out the progress of this academy. Unexpectedly, after a while, I heard a chill all over my body.Is Mr. Zhou really just an elementary course?Why does it sound like what grandpa has been talking about with some old pedant all the year round? This thing seems to be a question that is only asked during the Juren examination!Is this academy so powerful?Why have I never heard their names in the top ten famous academies of the Tang Dynasty? "Right now, so the correct way to answer this question should be like this. I'll see who should be chosen to answer it." The whole classroom was quiet, and everyone was concentrating on taking notes.Mr. Zhou took a look at the name book and said, "By the way, I don't say anything at night. I heard that you have participated in the Zhulu book test, right?" The Zhulu Book Examination is the most authoritative examination in Datang for the purpose of invigorating the spirit of literati, promoting literati thought, and placing more emphasis on imperial examinations.Organized by the government, the age of the candidates is not limited. Those who get the rankings are easily valued by officials from all over the country and hired as husbands. If they are lucky, they can even embark on an official career. It is an important examination second only to the imperial examination. "Well, I won the second prize." I am not a child who likes to show off. Although I have been very smart since I was a child, due to my personality, I have always been low-key and don't like to attract attention.So in that exam, I deliberately put water on it and lost. "Very good, then please answer this question." Mr. Zhou nodded at me. My head suddenly grew bigger, this academy is really weird, it asks a ten-year-old child to answer questions for the exam! On the blackboard was a very well-regulated ethics question. I took the chalk and thought about it for a while, and then wrote the answer.No matter how low-key we are, we can't keep up with the progress, it's just a question, hum, I'm not afraid of such a small problem without talking at night. "Very good, absolutely correct!" Mr. Zhou clapped his hands excitedly. The whole class suddenly felt like a pot had exploded, and the students looked at me with abnormal eyesight, excited, excited, unbelievable, everything.I scratched my head in confusion, completely confused about the situation. "Sure enough, he is indeed a child who has participated in the competition book test, amazing!" Mr. Zhou nodded to himself, while erasing the questions on the blackboard, and then wrote on the blackboard again.I wrote a string of words on the blackboard that made my eyeballs almost fall out. It's unbelievable that the topic this time is terribly simple, and it's just some common literacy.what the hell is it? "Okay, everyone, stop arguing, everyone has seen that as long as you work hard, you can also reach the level of silence at night. Well, let's go back to our level, let's take a look at the way this word is written..." I suddenly had an urge to faint. Damn it, I hadn't figured out this academy thoroughly, so I was set up by my husband first.Not good, very bad, the newcomer is a bit conspicuous when he first arrives, and the days to come will probably be even more difficult. "Dude! You're so good, you can even solve that kind of difficult problem. Look at me, now I can't even read fifty characters, I'm so ashamed!" My weird deskmate was full of He patted my shoulder sadly, but there was no expression of shame on his face. "By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Ye Wuyu." He said with a smile on his face. The veins on my forehead popped out: "Hey, you changed this name just now without authorization!" "Tch, I was discovered." The tablemate pouted: "Okay, I will tell you my real name, I, Zhuge Yu is also." "Oh, nice to meet you." I said coldly and perfunctorily, and there was no sign of happiness on my face. I spent the whole class in the constant noise of Zhuge Yu at the same table, and the simple to mentally handicapped teaching, and my whole head was aching when the class was over. And this academy has been upgraded from disgusting to very disgusting in its own concept. There is a 30-minute break between the second class and the third class, which is actually a physical exercise time that I have never heard of.I finally struggled to get rid of the siege of a group of curious students, and arrived at the open space of the academy, but unexpectedly, I encountered a strange thing again.