On the main road outside the Zhaimen Gate of Yunshi Town, there are a group of beautiful women in flower handkerchiefs and green skirts, waiting for the arrival of the god and witch.There are about fifty people, all of them are very young, not more than twenty-three years old, and each is dressed like a flower.Everyone can guess that the imitation witch brought God's blessings to the whole village, but brought his love to one of the women.Therefore, all young and beautiful women in the village would like this happiness to fall on her head, so they all came here.They waited for the sorcerer to come, hoped that luck would stay with them, and shared their disappointment with all, so that they led the sorcerer and the sorcerer's horses to their own homes; In my own room with new linen curtains and mountain cotton wadding.

In the hearts of the women in Yunshi Town, it is an honor to be compared to the wife of the chieftain to entertain the gods and witches at home, and to offer their bodies for the use of the son of gods. The residents of Yunshi Town belong to the Huapa tribe.The women of the Huapa tribe seem to be famous and beautiful for the love of the best men in the world. The low-ranking ones have at least a pair of big eyes and long eyebrows, which make men willing to serve as slaves as soon as they are in front of them.What happened today was that many inferior women did not dare to come forward to compete.Every woman can think about the demeanor of the gods and witches, and then look at herself, and all of them are discouraged and lose their minds, and go back abruptly.

In the hearts of all women, this man should belong to the heavenly man.Even though he represented God, he went everywhere to pray for God's blessing, and his love, but he never heard of any woman this man fell in love with.Women everywhere use color or singing to seduce everything. The witch is still single until now, and the witch probably has something to wait for there. Who is the witch waiting for?Don't people who are born in this world have to grow old gradually? Isn't it short to be beautiful and young?The eyes and lips disappeared in an instant, and the enthusiasm of the woman squandered and abandoned by the witch is too much.As for today's matter, if one of the fifty people has blue eyes for the witch, then the other forty-nine people will feel annoyed by this youth.If a beautiful body is not consumed by passionate love, then this beauty is also a burden.

In the Huapa tribe and other tribes, the reason why women are as delicate as jade, as smart as ice and snow, and as gentle as cotton wool, can be said to be all for the attention of the sons of gods and witches! Good women don't have to see with their eyes, they can also be recognized from other feelings.Gods and witches are people with eyes, so they should be more aware of how many perfect women there are in each tribe.In order to fulfill his own meaning sent by the gods to the world, while he sincerely prays for all ethnic groups, he should also allow his body and mind to be possessed by a woman!

Yes, he understands this.He sees this matter more clearly than ordinary people. He has no extravagant hopes, he just wants to get a fair treatment.In any tribe, there is no shortage of women who are worthy of him, squinting, pursing their mouths, and pretending to welcome him to manipulate.He did not forget about it!Many women can trouble his heart, many women can send his blood and strength.But because of another reason, he finally became proud like an emperor.Because he has become a son of God, it seems that he has no place to be a good woman's husband in the world.He knows that his demeanor is to make all women fall in love, so he, who didn't need to be great, has become great.He doesn't care about any woman, he just doesn't want to let go of many other beautiful women to be dirty by bad men in the world.He is unwilling to give his body and mind to a certain woman, which means that he wants all good women in the world to have a chance to fall in love with him in the long run.He knew clearly that the role of a witch should belong to everyone, so he closed the door of his own love, became celibate, and all women loved him.

Everywhere he went, when he met a woman blocking the way to welcome him, the man closed his eyes and refused to be tempted.But most women think that because of their ugly appearance, they cannot make the gods and witches fall in love with each other, so they retreat with shame.After settling down and living in a dormitory, all the ambitious women came to play the flute and sing outside the window.Originally the window was open, so the wizard had to close it immediately, as if the singing annoyed him and he couldn't be quiet.Sometimes the master pretends to be clever, and when he sees this situation, he will go outside the door and drive away the woman who stays nearby with a vicious voice. The witch will only smile at this simple-minded master, and never say that the master has done something wrong.

The women of the Huapa tribe are as ambitious in love as the men of the white-face tribe are brave in fighting, so every time they hear that the witch comes here to perform Nuo, there are always many people outside the village to welcome this beautiful and proud lion-like witch.Everyone doesn't believe that the witch is a man who doesn't understand love, so even if he failed last time, he still doesn't lack the thought of attracting the witch to the house this time.The woman is very beautiful, but also very courageous, knowing the witches of women in this place, came here on horseback, but had to walk very slowly on the road.

The time is before the night fire.The witch rode on the horse, and looked over another mountain, and he could see the big sycamore tree in front of the village in Yunshi Town. He reined in his horse and listened carefully to the sound of singing in the distance.It turned out that those young women who were waiting for the witch were all divided under the shade of the roadside trees. They had been waiting for so long that everyone was bored and sang.Everyone sang what was on their minds, with a throat like a warbler in spring, singing so that all the men who heard it were intoxicated by the singing.The sorcerer listened and listened, but did not dare to move.

He was a little scared, the pass in front of him seemed not easy to pass, and the woman's bravery and enthusiasm made this town the most famous. A servant following behind him was feeling heavy with all the magic weapons on his shoulders. Thinking of the joy of finding a rest after entering the stronghold, he acted as soon as he saw his master, and understood what his master meant.The servant said: "My master, please don't worry, women are not wine. Wine is something that makes people drunk." He meant that women get drunk only when they think about it, and it doesn't matter if they face to face.It turned out that this servant was taught by Longzhu's dwarf slaves, and his speech was clever and witty, which many people could not match.

But the witch pretended not to understand the servant's clever words, and looked at the servant righteously.At this opportunity, the servant smiled at his master, expressing that he knew everything and could not hide it from him. After the witch arrived, he had nothing to say, and almost admitted the servant's opinion, and rushed forward immediately. The horse went fast at first, but immediately slowed down again.The servant caught up with the witch, and the master and servant went up a small hill while talking. "Five sheep," said the witch, calling the servant's name, "this year's harvest in our village is really good!"

"A servant only hopes that the master will have a good harvest, and don't care about other things." "When the year is auspicious, can't we get more money and rice when we fulfill our wish?" "Master, I need copper coins and white rice to support my family, but what is the use of this?" "Don't we starve without money?" "A young man should have a different kind of hunger, which cannot be bought with money." "I see that you have been in a bad temper recently, and you speak very strange things. You must have had too much wine to make people confused." "How do I know? I dare not lie in front of the master." "You should be restrained. Your uncle died of drunkenness. You and I were very young at that time. I heard what the teacher in Huangniuzhai said." "That uncle of mine is not bad! Can wine make people drunk?" He meant that women can't make their master drunk to death. Wine is nothing. The witch did not pursue the other meaning in his words, but only mentioned wine. He said, "You should never do this again. People who do things before God are ridiculous." "That's probably just drinking, master! Other things—things like God's permission, if you don't do it, you will be guilty." "You're really blaspheming, you garlic!" As a rule, when the master is a little angry, he compares the servant with garlic and onion to show that there is no way to get close to God, and the servant keeps silent.At this time, the slope was halfway up, and after the other half, you could see Yunshi Town.The young woman waiting for the witch to come there sang songs or played the reed pipe to pass the boring time.When we were about to reach the top of the mountain, everything became clearer. In order to atone for his fault, the servant soon spoke again. "Master, I think these women are funny, they are all stupid things! Who would want to learn how to sing like a bamboo sparrow?" The witch didn't answer, but rode on the horse and reached out to pick a wild chrysanthemum on the roadside ridge, and put the flower on her temple.There was originally a big red silk scarf on the witch's head, which was paired with a yellow chrysanthemum, making it look even more charming and charming. When the servant saw the witch, he picked a flower and put it on his head. His head was wrapped with a dark yellow cloth scarf, and the flower was red.With this flower, the servant is more like Jiang Ping.In front of his master, he always wants everything to be symmetrical with his master, so that his own ugliness can bring out the beauty of his master.In fact, this person is not a person who failed in love. In the world, there are many Long Zhu dwarves who said, "Women who eat wine mixed with water and think it is better than distiller's grains" came to marry this servant of the witch. Talk! Turning over the slope, the singing of the women beside the village at the bottom of the slope is more distinct.The witch meant to wait here for the sun to set and stars to appear in the sky. Most of these women had gone home to cook, so he could rush to the chief clan's house to settle down. He would not let his horse go down the hill, but sprang from it, tied it under a holly-tree, and ordered the servant to rest, too, from his shoulders, but the servant did not want to. "My master, a hero shall appear in the sun!" "Wuyang, let me ask you, do tigers come out to drink water in the stream at night?" The servant laughed and had to put down all the magic weapons.Because the servant usually praised the master as a tiger, but now he is embarrassed to say that the tiger is not a hero.He saw his master sitting on the big bluestone and meditating, with soft singing and melancholy reed flute in the distance, so he brought a gourd inlaid with silver and lacquer to the master, and invited him to drink. The witch was enjoying another taste, he shook his head, expressing that he didn't want wine. Wuyang put the mouth of the gourd to his own, tilted his skull and drank a lot of wine, wiped the mouth of the gourd and his own with his hands, and sat on the stone to listen to the song. The clear song and the sobbing flute make people intoxicated in the warm air. The sun is shining brightly on the hillside, and there is still a long time to wait until it gets dark!Wuyang has a temper, he has to eat and drink when he is not walking, he has to play cards when he is not eating and drinking, and he has to sleep when he is not playing cards!Now that the weather is warm and pleasant, Wuyang really wants to sleep.Wuyang heard the barking of chickens and dogs in the distance, which more easily aroused the desire to sleep. He yawned three times in a row in front of his master. "Wuyang, sleep if you want, we will wait for the sun to go down before setting off." "Master, I object to half of your order and accept half of it. I really would like to sleep here for one or five o'clock, but I think I should drive away my laziness, because someone is waiting for you!" "I'm afraid of them! I don't know why these women are so passionate about me alone. I am very surprised." "I'm also surprised! I'm surprised that they don't have as much affection for me as for their master. If there is no master in the world, I, Wuyang, may be happier, and so are many people." "Your words flow into sophistry, and the ghost has made you wiser in you." "Master, if I were smart, I should have taken a woman to master, so that the other women would put out their hope and find her lover! But what happened now? Because of Master, everyone's love is full of love. hanging in the air. Everything..."" Wuyang, enough is enough.I am not Long Zhu, and you should not learn from his servants. The only servants I want are those who can obey orders.You sleep well for me. " The servant obeyed, took another sip of wine, put the wine gourd aside, lay sideways on the boulder, and used his elbow as a pillow, preparing to sleep peacefully.But he still had something to say, and he had to talk unless his mouth was stuffed with wine or some other wooden last.He said vaguely: "Master, you are a tiger!" The witch was tired of hearing these words and ignored him. The servant hummed in a low voice, half as if singing: "A tiger among men dares not meet people under the sun because he is afraid of being entangled by women..." He dares not meet people under the sun, and only dares to go down the mountain when the stars are embedded in the blue sky... "Without stars, I Tiger, my master, how are you?" The witch knew that the servant was a little drunk, so he ignored it, thinking that it was too early in the morning, and it would be okay for the man to hum and sleep for a while, so he just sat there and watched the horse eat the grass beside the road. The servant yawned and hummed: "The tiger in Huanghuagang is afraid of people when it sees it; the tiger of the Baier tribe is only afraid of people." After a while the servant snorted again: "I am a glorious man, a woman with a small mouth and a white face of the Huapa tribe, you all come to love me! "Give me your mouths, your arms, and I can enjoy them! "My glory comes with my master..." He stopped singing again.Every time he sang for a while, he took a break to think about it, like a witch reciting prayers.In order to explain that he had reason to suffer all the tenderness of women, he immediately sang his qualifications.He said: "I am the descendant of Qianyang Patriarch, the servant of Qianzhong God and Witch, all women should belong to me. "My master is afraid of the women of the Huapa tribe, but he still dares to go to Yunshi Town to perform rituals, my honor..." My master's brave glory should also belong to the servant. " The servant closed his eyes and did not look at the witch when he said it.Because of a little wine in the gourd, the man completely lost his shape and began to joke about the uselessness of the master. The song sung by the Huapa woman in the distance can still be heard clearly when the wind blows, and it can still be heard in the ears of the half-drunk and half-asleep servant, so he sang again: You have the Huapa tribe with the throat of a yellow warbler. Woman, why are you so crazy? Spring is long gone now, you don't have to sing about him. Though the witch is a handsome man, he is not so brave and proud as you think; because of your song and your singing lips, he tried to flee, and he fled. After a while, the servant's snoring replaced his singing, and he fell asleep peacefully.The song that the servant sang in the twilight made the wizard a little angry. For the sake of his self-esteem in front of the servant, he wanted to get on the horse and rush down the mountain in one breath.What troubled him even more was the singing of the young Huapa women at the foot of the mountain.Whose fault is it that weaves such lingering enthusiasm into the singing, but the listener stands in a daze in front of a drunken and sleeping servant? At this time, if the God Witch had the guts to jump on the horse, and ran the horse down the mountain with both feet, the copper bells under the horse's neck passed it to all the young women of the Huapa tribe from a distance, and then waited for that horse by the side of the road. The strange and beautiful gods and witches came to the woman in front of them, how their hearts were beating!Fifty young, maternal, burning hearts were beating in their chests, but the man who made them beat was still sitting by the roadside, bowing his head and meditating on ways of escape.There is nothing more ridiculous than this among the ridiculous things in the world. He saw the sleeping face of his servant Wuyang, and he was afraid that someone would come and dare not go to sleep. He thought of all the women waiting for him by the village, the cool new autumn wind was blowing on his face, the soft and seductive singing was wafting everywhere, and an ambiguous newborn desire shook this person's soul, He could only silently recite the Heavenly King's Body Protection Sutra and ask God to bless him. God blesses his servants, just like a witch treats his servants preferentially, so no one can get the love that Huapa women should not get.The witch came to Yunshi Town safely in the evening after everyone went home. When they arrived at the place where they lived, there was an owl hooting from the big tree behind the host's yard. Wuyang put down his magic weapon, shook his head and said, "Owl, although you can't open your eyes and dare not fly during the day, you still don't lose your charm." For a hero!" An owl on the tree seemed to be displeased with the praise of the witch servant, so it flew away.Seeing the well-behaved servant who learned from Longzhu Dwarf Slave smile, the witch sat down and accepted a cup of honey tea from the elder clan chief with both hands. At night, an extremely magnificent dojo was established in front of Jianping in Yunshi Town.