Chapter 11 Tuesday May 15th cloudy with light rain

We made an appointment to meet, and accompanied Xiaowen to the hospital for an examination. We haven't gotten to know each other to a certain degree yet, so we're still polite to each other throughout the process, for example, when I need to run upstairs and downstairs to get a price list and the like.The doctor and nurse next to us looked at us as if they were watching a ghost, and then admired from the bottom of their hearts: "You husband and wife really treat each other like guests!" After the inspection, I sent Xiaowen home. Although Xiaowen still refused, but this time I was not polite. Do you still think I have unreasonable thoughts?Wanted to drive you home and say can I go up for a coffee?

"If you really treat me as a friend, you can't distrust me so much!" "That's not what it means..." Xiaowen defended softly. "Then you can't hide everything from me!" I made up my mind, whether this matter is big or small, at least I need to know myself and my enemy. Xiaowen couldn't resist, so she had to let me send it.This time, I saw the place where Xiaowen lives now.How should I put it, it shocked me. It was a small one-story house less than ten square meters. Although it was decorated elegantly and uniquely by Xiaowen, it still seemed too crowded and small.Blankets and inexplicable oil paintings hung on the wall, and there were several pots of flowers and plants beside the only small window. There was nothing in the room except a bed, a desk, and a computer. Cardboard boxes are piled up on the bottom of the bed and in the corner of the wall, and there are more jewelry accessories scattered on the bed, table, and chairs, which are dazzling.

"You live here?" I was surprised. "What's wrong?" Xiaowen smiled lightly. "Your parents...can't send you so little money a month? You earn money yourself!" I mean, she has enough money to rent a bigger and more comfortable place. Xiaowen smiled and shook her head: "I have money, but there is no need to rent a big place." Then, looking around, she sighed softly like a philosopher, "Even if I rent a big house, it only needs to be two meters long, Just sleep in a space three feet wide." I was shocked, yes, if people all over the country have this awareness, how can they be so deceived by real estate developers?

"But, if you live in such a small place, what will your parents think when they see it?" Xiaowen listened and turned to look at me with intent in her eyes. "Yes, Lai Bao, I've thought about this too. I was thinking about it when I came back last night, but I don't know if I should open my mouth. I just want to..." Xiaowen wrinkled her nose in embarrassment and smiled. That ominous premonition was like floating clouds in the sky, slowly turning into a cloud of dark clouds covering his heart: "Didn't you want to..." Otherwise, among smart people, there are some things that need not be clarified.

Xiaowen nodded immediately, a little embarrassed, quickly observed my face, and immediately explained: "I won't live for long! I will move as soon as my parents leave, I promise." I believe that Xiaowen is not that kind of rogue woman. It must have taken a lot of courage for her to hint at me. After all, she has lived alone for so many years, and a completely independent person is very reluctant to ask for help. of.But my heartbeat still started to speed up, as if to set off my mood at the moment, it jumped into a song.With a smiling face and sad heart, I nodded: "No problem. I will pick you up the day before your parents come, so I have time to arrange my side."

Xiaowen patted her chest lightly, as if she had received great comfort. She should really see the end... In the newspaper office, it was Old Tang's world. Sometimes, as long as men were not obscene, dirty, and a bit cheap, girls liked them very much. Old Tang was a proof.Taking advantage of Xiaowan's opportunity to familiarize us with the environment of the newspaper office, under Lao Tang's coercion and lure, I played a double reed with him, and directly adopted my fictional pestilent dog——Tang Tang, to Lao Tang in a fictitious way. It made Ni Xiaowan easily believe that that dog belonged to Old Tang, and he only put that dog in my place because he had an interview mission and was going on a business trip for a while.Because of this, Old Tang became furious, suffered terribly, heart-piercingly, and almost broke up with me.Ni Xiaowan's eyes were full of sympathy and pity, and she sighed softly from time to time as Old Tang narrated, and I became a sinner through the ages because I didn't take good care of that plague dog Tang Tang.

During the long and sensational narration, Old Tang even choked up several times, and while Xiao Wan was not paying attention, he turned his head and took out a tube of mustard from his trouser pocket, squeezed a mouthful and put it in his mouth, then turned his head and his eyes were already wet. Shed a few crocodile tears.Xiaowan was completely moved. It is an indisputable fact that a girl who loves pets to a certain extreme will have an inexplicable affection for another opposite sex who also loves pets. After a wonderful performance, Old Tang thoroughly proved to Xiao Wan that he is the kind of loving boy who loves himself as much as he loves dogs, and the dog is happy so he is happy.Then, within the opportunity of rehearsing in advance, I started to strike while the iron was hot, adding fuel to the flames, and using topics to lure Xiaowan to tell the story of her family who had just passed away.

"Oh! So that's what you wanted to say to me last time, but you were too embarrassed to say, is this?" Old Tang asked in feigned surprise. Xiaowan nodded: "Well, I'm afraid you misunderstood that I was scolding you, and I didn't expect such a coincidence." Old Tang's face glowed lewdly: "Yeah, what a coincidence! Unexpectedly, my Tang Tang really has his other half in this world—Dundun! Could this be the legendary fate?" Xiaowan's cheeks were reddish, she bowed her head and said nothing. Lao Tang seized the opportunity, wanted to make love to the dog girl, and took it to the next level: "Okay, Xiaowan, don't be sad, from now on you can treat my Tang Tang as your duntun! Tang Tang only has father's love, and he lacks love. Maternal love."

These words already have the meaning of flooding the waves of the lake.Xiao Wan was startled, and quickly cast a reproachful glance at Old Tang. I was by the side, wanting to leave but not daring to leave, and basically unable to speak.Old Tang already ignored my existence, his eyes were still reddened by the effect of mustard, and he flew straight down three thousand feet, suspected to be a lowly god. "Honestly, Xiaowan, my heart aches when I hear about Dundun. Seeing you love it so much, I, I want to become Dundun and stay by your side." Xiao Wan had tears in her eyes all the time, but she was made to laugh by this sentence, and looked up at Old Tang: "Are you sour?" Then she turned to look at me, "Lai Bao, this is your friend, no Looks like a good guy!"

I pursed my lips tightly, nodded with a dry smile and dared not open my mouth. "I want to be your little dog!" Old Tang was able to say such words in front of the girl without blushing or beating his heart. It really is that he has no sword in his hand, has a low heart in his heart, and has no tricks to win! When I was trying to express to Xiaowan with a smile that Old Tang was a kind bitch, Old Tang turned to look at me with a surprised face: "Hey? Are you still here?" I originally thought that standing here and listening to Lao Tang's disgusting set of porcelain, I was already stabbing my friend with a knife, but I didn't expect that Lao Tang gave me a sap in the back!

Before leaving, Lao Tang expressed his ardent hope. In order to thank Xiao Wan for her love and care for our two new colleagues, he planned to invite Xiao Wan to dinner in the evening.Xiaowan readily agreed. "Okay, you're a dead mouse and a blind cat this time." I patted Old Tang on the shoulder, "Let's go, it's okay anyway, let's go back and change clothes, and treat Xiaowan to dinner for the first time..." Old Tang stared and interrupted me: "Are you going too?" I also stared: "Didn't you just say 'we' invited her to dinner!" Old Tang smiled cheaply: "Brother Bao! Daddy Bao! Master Bao! You are not the kind of person who is full of men but not hungry! You can just find an excuse at night and not show up! Show me yourself, sing as you want Let’s go to the stage! You’re already someone’s stepfather, so don’t join in the fun!” ... If you make friends carelessly, you will kill yourself.Meanness is the passport of the mean, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble.Teacher Bei Dao, do you know, now: despicableness is the passport of the noble, and nobility is the epitaph of the despicable. "Sai Weng loses his body", how can he know that it is not a blessing.After get off work, I don't have to have dinner with Ni Xiaowan, I go home naturally, and it can be regarded as a relatively quiet night in the past few days. Colgate is like a goblin that appeared in my dream and is completely gone now.Just when I was glad that no one disturbed me and my family finally ushered in a short period of peace and prosperity, a discovery made me depressed.Xiaojie came back and changed her clothes. The bedroom was a mess again. She also ate instant noodles. She didn't wash the dishes, and the dishes were piled up in the kitchen sink.And... two sets of bowls and chopsticks!She came back with Mo Mo?Or... someone else?I'm on fire!What are you doing?Do you really treat my house as a dormitory? The phone rang suddenly.The caller ID above made me a little surprised—it was Mo Mo? As soon as the connection was made, Mo Mo said in a stern and eccentric way: "I heard you have a girlfriend?" "Hey?" "What? Are you trying to hide it from me?" Mo Mo sneered, "I can tell you responsibly, my wife is very angry and the consequences are serious!" "Who did you listen to?" I began to doubt, it was obvious that someone leaked the secret. "You don't want me to know what, do you?" Mo Mo was still sneering on the phone, "Are you trying to hide it from me? You can't! I'll tell you Lai Bao! You'd better be careful with me, don't let me catch you Get to the facts!" I was angry: "Hey, Mo, what do I need to hide from you? Even if I have a girlfriend, get married and have children, there is no need to hide it from you. Who are you to me? Who am I to you? My private Do feelings still have to be approved by you?" There was silence on the phone for a moment, and Mo Mo's voice sounded strong and dry: "Okay! You are right, you are not who I am now, but I have thought about who you will be in the future! So you have to give me now! Attention!" I was so angry that my teeth were broken: "Have you considered it? I have to pay attention now? When you have finished thinking about it and think it's not good, who should I go to? Why are you being unreasonable?" "You'd better be honest with me, don't let me know anything else about you!" I paused, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Mo, what you said just now...are you showing love to me?" Suddenly the phone fell silent, only Mo Mo could be heard gradually breathing rapidly.Finally, there was a voice over there: "Bao, if I say I want to be with you now, will you reject me?" I was taken aback! Mo Mo's side didn't stop, her voice became softer and softer: "Bao, if I tell you now... I, I love you, you will answer me... Do you still love me too?" My heart raced violently.It turned out to be true!Just like what I was looking forward to!Mo Mo—she still loves me!Like when I saw her I realized I was in love with her too!What kind of first love can still maintain quality and quantity after a few years of separation?I don't believe that I didn't understand love at all when I first fell in love!Isn't it right in front of you?For a moment, I had mixed feelings and thoughts.Facing this long-lost love, my breath became uncontrollably short of breath. Although I had thought about it a long time ago, no matter what happened at the end and what was hidden from me, she can live in my house and be so close to me. It seems to be a signal that she trusts me and even relies on me to some extent!Now, she must be very nervous on the phone. She is waiting for my reaction, my answer.And my answer, without a doubt, is yes. "Mo, I...hehe, I'm not mentally prepared." Facing the phone, I laughed softly, stuttering because of nervousness, "But but but you have to know, I haven't forgotten you all these years, meeting you is even more important." Makes me happy. If you ask me if I still love you, of course I do! Like you love me too!" Speak it!I finally said it!In my heart, the dark clouds and sunny days are really clear, and the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep! "That is to say, no matter when, if I say I want to be with you, you will agree?" A sweet voice came from the other side of the phone, with a touch of playfulness in its weakness, and a touch of cuteness in its coquettishness. "Hmm!" I admitted without hesitation. Just two seconds of silence. "Ha!" Suddenly, Mo Mo's voice suddenly increased, and he laughed wildly like a white-haired witch, "Bao, I recorded the words you just said! Be honest! You Confess to me, if you change your mind, you will either be a playboy or a beast!" I was still looking forward to it beautifully just now, but I didn’t expect that when I suddenly looked back, I realized that I had become Mo Mo’s hula hoop—I only turned when she swayed! "You little bitch! Are you playing tricks on me?" I was quite wise, and after only a minute of stunned, I realized that I was yelling at the phone, "I'm telling you! It's all hallucinations, it won't scare me. !" After yelling harsh words, I heard a busy tone from the phone.I'm so angry!If I could stick my mouth out while talking on the phone, I would definitely use Tyson's unique trick: bite off Mo Mo's ear! It was rare to be clean and in a good mood, but was disturbed by the last phone call like the scene of a car accident. I went to the balcony to smoke to ease my mood, and suddenly saw a light spot in the night sky that was fleeting, and my heart was excited: shooting star!So I immediately made a wish... I made six or seven wishes, opened my eyes, and found that the cigarette had been smoked, and I threw it out of the balcony, and suddenly heard a girl's voice downstairs: "Wow! Meteor! Make a wish..." Man, always so impulsive!I wish the person downstairs all the best. I called Old Tang out of boredom, and felt lost when I thought of him having dinner with Xiaowan. I don't even have a companion now, but I have to help this bastard.Sure enough, they were still eating together, there was no noise, and the piano music could be vaguely heard. It seemed that Old Tang was still playing the old routine, first being romantic, then progressing, then reminiscing bitterness and gaining sympathy, and finally winning the heart. "Old Tang, are you still eating? How's the progress?" I joked. Old Tang's voice became low, and he sighed: "Is it you, or that thing? I've said it a thousand times, no! Please tell Mina that I can't be with a girl who doesn't love me, Feelings cannot be forced!" I was taken aback: "Are you drinking fake wine?" Old Tang continued to disagree with me: "Yes, I know that she has been waiting for me for three years, and I don't want to hurt her. You also know that last time that Lijuan stayed with me for five years, didn't she Was I persuaded to get married? You tell Mina that we are really not suitable, and I have always been serious and cautious when dealing with relationships." Who is Mina?Who is Lijuan?As I said that, I heard Old Tang's voice suddenly quiet down, and he moved away from the phone: "I'm sorry, it will be over soon, you eat vegetables..." "Old Tang, do you have intermittent epilepsy? Play acting with me?" I was a little annoyed. Old Tang didn't pick up on me at all, and continued to talk to himself: "Okay, don't talk about the second child, I know Mina is very beautiful, but you know me, I think girls don't pay attention to appearance, I value it. It’s their insides! That’s it, tell Mina, I bless her. I’m having dinner with my friends, so I’ll hang up first.” "..." Before he could finish speaking, the other side had already hung up. There is a saying in the poem: Some people are dead, he is still alive; some people are alive, it is better to be dead... There is no doubt that Old Tang wanted to perform in front of Xiaowan, and saw that I was the one who called The phone call, so she became unscrupulous, what Mei Na Li Juan, three to five years, thanks to him being able to speak out! ……Wait a minute!What did he call me just now?Second child?He is dead!Dead! Fuck old Tang to death!Fuck old Tang to death!He was venting against the sofa cushions when there was a sudden noise from the door! The door opened, there were footsteps, and then a girl's voice: "Ah! He's back, he's at home!" It's Colgate!This traitor is a running dog... I am a thief!Just as he was about to rush over in a rage, he suddenly heard another girl's voice: "Is there someone? Are you okay?" A completely unfamiliar voice!who is this "It's okay, come in, treat it like your own home!" Colgate said in a complacent tone. After a messy sound of changing shoes, two figures appeared in my field of vision——Xiaojie, and a girl about her age, both of whom were dressed in weird clothes, and their hair looked like they had been blasted by a gas tank. It is curly and messy, and there are countless ornaments hanging on the ears, just like harming other people's ears. The skirt is not well worn, and pants are worn inside, and the pants are not well worn, and long socks are worn outside! "Brother Lai Bao! You're really back!" Xiaojie looked as if she knew me very well.Laughing and pulling the girl closer, he looked at the coffee table: "Fante! I eat instant noodles when I'm here, and it's so rich when I'm not? Isn't it too much?" I didn't say anything, I stared at them with a gloomy face, wondering how to kill them, stabbing them with a knife?Rope?Wine bottle smashed?Or tie them up and torture them to death every day? ! Xiaojie noticed the look in my eyes, smiled sarcastically, and pointed at the girl beside her: "Brother Bao, this is my buddy, Jiujiu, this is the legendary Brother Laibao!" "Hi Brother Lai Bao!" The guy called Jiujiu didn't show any restraint, he just gave me a big smile, raised a hand, and quickly bent his five fingers at me twice. "What's your name?!" I was surprised with one big and one small eyes. "Jiujiu." Jiujiu shook his head, and the bits and pieces on both ears also shook, "It's an English name." "Why isn't it called humming?" I stared at the unexpected visitor and then at Xiaojie, "What's the matter?" "It's late to play, come to my house for a night, just one night!" Xiaojie squinted and smiled, stretched out her hand and pushed Jiujiu, "You go to the bedroom first, just the door!" "Come to your house?" I called out. Jiujiu was not polite, he ignored me at all, smiled at me, and ran into the bedroom. It made me so angry... This shameless must have a realm of self-knowledge, right? "It's really only one night!" Xiaojie didn't mean to be afraid at all, "Sister Mo said you are a good person, so you must be! How many good people are there in the world? Sister Mo also said, don't be polite to you , you are the kind of good man who would rather suffer yourself than hurt others. To be a man, you must be open-minded. I just brought a buddy back to live for a while. You must not be angry because of this, right? " ... The fire is getting weaker, let alone, this girl's mouth is really sweet... No, no!Dare to mention the end to me? "Colgate! What did you tell Mo Mo?" Xiaojie reached out to pick and choose on the coffee table, then put her fingers in her mouth and sucked: "Don't worry, I've said everything I can say, and I didn't say anything that shouldn't be said. She is my sister, I can't say everything." towards you?" "What else should I say? Is there anything I shouldn't say?!" I was anxious. "I didn't tell you that you took off your pants in front of me, and I preserved your perfect image." Xiaojie tilted her head and smiled, "Is that interesting?" The small fire turned into a big fire, and I stared: "Colgate, you still told me to keep your mouth shut! You are definitely a traitor if you put it decades ago!" As I said, I raised the wine bottle to scare her, "You Believe it or not, I am going to eliminate harm for the people now?" Xiaojie straightened her neck and confronted me with her chin raised: "Come on! I'm so scared! I lost a bowl of scars on my head, you killed me! I'm dead now, and I'll be there again in twenty years. A good guy... traitor!" The last word popped out, and I laughed angrily, this girl was definitely trained by Mo Mo. What day is it?Everyone is mad at me alone?Thinking about it this way, I immediately thought of Old Tang. This scumbag not only used me as a babysitter, but also beat around the bush and scolded me!Originally, my principle of being a human being is: if people don't offend me, I won't offend them; if people offend me, I will be angry!But if the target is Old Tang, even if he doesn't offend me, I will offend him, let alone he offends me first! He frowned, thinking about it.Turning to look at Xiaojie, I smiled: "I'm not angry, but you have to do me a favor." My smile frightened Xiaojie, she took a step back and looked at me nervously: "Help for what?" "It's very simple, you just need to say a word for me..." I dialed Lao Tang's cell phone, and this guy hung up on him twice in a row, it's amazing!So, send a text message: Don't answer the phone, call Xiaowan directly, and expose your wolfdog face! After waiting for a minute, he dialed Old Tang's phone again. After two rings, he answered with an annoyed voice: "Hello! What are you doing?" I purposely raised my voice so that Xiao Wan who was sitting across from him could hear: "Old Tang, it's me, are you still eating?" "Ah, what do you... want to do?" Old Tang became a little alert, he knew that I would not let the matter just now be let go. Hmph, but he never thought that I'm going to play him to death this time! "Old Tang." I continued to put on airs, "I called you because I had no other choice. That...Mina is here with me, and she wants to talk to you." "Ah-ah?" Old Tang questioned so much that it was no longer human voice, he must have felt that the world was fantastic. Passed the mobile phone to Xiaojie, Xiaojie blushed with excitement, took the mobile phone and stuck it to her ear, and screamed with all her strength: "Tang! You bastard! You played with my feelings! You played with me!" I have been doing this for so many years! You made me have an abortion for you! I hate you! Go to hell!" Xiaojie's voice was frighteningly loud. After she finished shouting, the living room was still echoing, and there was a panic in the bedroom. Jiujiu had already ran out, looking this way with a shocked expression.I believe that Old Tang was absolutely dumbfounded, because I was dumbfounded too—I just let Xiaojie scold "I hate you" casually, but I didn't expect this girl to be so ruthless, and she added so much embellishment! After Xiaojie finished cursing, her eyes lit up, and she handed me the phone: "Hahaha! It's so enjoyable!" I took the phone and glanced at it subconsciously, dizzy, I haven't hung up yet!Hastily pressing the button to hang up, thinking about what the situation between Lao Tang and Xiao Wan is like at the moment, it is estimated that in Lao Tang's ears at the moment, that romantic piano music must be more tormenting than mourning... This story tells us: Those who play with others will be played with, rest in peace, Old Tang!