Chapter 6 Overcast to cloudy on Thursday, May 10

A bed is really a good thing, but now, a bed is really out of reach for me. A small floor lamp was turned on in the living room, and the light was dim. I lay on the sofa in a daze, unable to close my eyes for a long time. This night was actually very painful. What should have happened did not happen, but what should not have happened happened one after another.In the process of regret, annoyance, gnashing of teeth, and discouragement, time passed... It should be said that I did not fall asleep, but I was not very awake afterwards. When I opened my eyes and woke up, I really felt a bit out of my wits. Mo Mo's face was very close at hand, with his chin resting on his hands, a face with a bright smile was looking at me.I jumped up in fright, recovered instantly, let out a long breath, and took one last look: "Are you up?"

Mo Mo smiled, didn't speak, and kept looking at me. "You... what do you want to do again?" I became nervous, and I was already scared by Mo Mowan. The power of society is huge, and it tempered a simple girl, and now she looks like a hooker. Mo Mo tilted his head to look at me, then suddenly rushed forward, wrapped his arms around my neck, and kissed me loudly on the cheek! Now I was confused, and my first reaction was: What kind of conspiracy again? After kissing me, Mo immediately let go, stood up from the sofa, looked at me happily, tilted his head and said, "Hey, Bao, I knew you would be fine!"

"What's the problem?" My monk Zhang Er couldn't wear pants. "Bao, I really don't mean anything else." Mo Mo also explained, "I'm very happy with you like this, really! When we were together before, you made me feel at ease, and you haven't changed now. Really it is good." I wondered: How can I make you feel at ease? Mo smiled, took a step forward, and sat down on the edge of the sofa: "Did you forget? When we were getting along, it was almost like that, but I didn't expect you to know how to love girls so much at your age. You didn't... ..."

I?Distressed... girl?Oh, it seems that Mo regards me as a gentleman!I thought it was because she was in pain, or because I was afraid that she would regret it, that I didn't complete the last step with her!Did she forget that I also screamed at that time?Forget it, look at Momo like this, the waves of Hawaii are smiling on her face, she must be immersed in those memories that belong to her, besides, I am a good person in her memories, isn't this a good thing! So I smiled at Mo Mo. "I was really worried last night." Mo Mo stood up from the sofa and stretched, "Ah! I'm not worried at all now."

... When in love, a woman's IQ is zero, so she is often deceived by men; when in lust, a man's IQ is negative, so she is often tricked by women. So far, it seems that I have been played as I should. Get up, oh no, get off the sofa, brush your teeth, wash your face, and organize your clothes. Mo Mo has already finished tidying up, the girl may be talented in this area, she is one step ahead of me to avoid all situations from happening, and she has tidied herself up before I opened my eyes.Compared with the Momobi I saw yesterday, today is a little different, she has no makeup on.To be honest, Momo looks better without makeup—clean and pure.

I actually hate girls wearing makeup, especially heavy makeup.I always believe that makeup is a means for women to destroy and corrode themselves only after the age of thirty-five.You are young, youth is capital, your skin and all the accessories on your face are in the prime of life, it is the time when they are the most shining in your face in this life, you have to cover them with messy things Why bother them?Trimming the eyebrows is good. Apply some skin care products. It's normal. Even if you curl your eyelashes, it's for the sake of beauty.But I can always see a large number of young girls painting their faces with oil paint, making them look like Peking opera masks, or adding flour and seasonings to make their faces look like cooking. This is too scary.

When these girls were in their thirties, they met an acquaintance on the street, and the acquaintance praised: "Wow, you haven't aged at all, it's the same as ten years ago." These girls who have become women are happy and beautiful. They feel that they are naturally beautiful, their appearance has not changed, and they are immortal. In fact, they were like this ten years ago, and of course they do not look old. So, when Mo Mo stood in front of me with a plain face, refreshing and pure, I felt a little excited again. Seeing my lewd expression, Mo immediately raised his eyebrows.

I hurriedly apologized: "Well... let's go out for breakfast." "Okay! Let's go!" Mo Mo dragged me to the door, "There are a lot of things to do today! After breakfast, you can accompany me to get the keys first!" "What kind of key?" I was nervous. "The key to your house, give me one. Otherwise, it would be inconvenient for me!" Mo Mo said with a look of reason. "You? Want my house key?" I couldn't turn my head. "Yeah, didn't you say that I'll live in your house from today on?" Mo Mo tilted his head.

"When did I say I let you live in my house?" I fainted. "I'm the one who said that I want to live in your house." Mo Mo completely and thoroughly boasted. "I..." It's really messed up, is it true that I haven't sobered up yet? Mo wrinkled his nose and smiled, and stretched out his hand to pull me: "Oh, don't be polite to me! That's it! Let's go, let's eat!" What a mess! At first, I thought it was the last sheep who entered the tiger's mouth, but I didn't expect it to be me on her thief ship. Taking Mo Mo to eat breakfast near the house, the hot wontons in red oil made Mo Mo's forehead sweat a little, and his complexion suddenly improved, and his face became much rosier.

When we went to the street, Mo Mo really asked me to find a shop to distribute keys. I had a glimmer of hope, thinking she was joking to scare me, but seeing how serious she was, I was sure I was in trouble. How do you say something?I'm ashamed of not being able to catch a fox, not to mention that this girl is playing with me like a vixen now. She couldn't do anything about it, and it's not easy to make trouble in the street, so I had to fight against Mo Mo, trying to delay the time as much as possible, so that I could think about it carefully, what happened to all this. Soon, Mo Mo became aware of my unwilling state.He stopped suddenly, turned his head to look at me, and said with a half-smile: "Hey, Bao, I'll give you one last chance to match the key with me."

"You're going too far! I've heard of a man forcing a woman into prostitution, but I've never heard of a woman forcing a man to live together!" I argued with a smile. "You said it!" Mo Mo's face turned cold, he let go of my hand, walked a few steps forward, stood still, turned around, and pointed to his side: "Lai Bao, I'll count to three, you come to me right away Come, and obediently come with me to match the key. Otherwise..." I laughed: "Haha, threaten me? You think I'm afraid? If you're afraid of threatening me, you won't be an entertainment reporter!" "Playing hooligans!" Mo Mo said suddenly, and then looked straight at me, "Lai Bao, I will try my best to shout the next time, and I will bear the consequences!" With just such a sound, several pairs of eyes around me have already attracted sideways glances. I absolutely dare not neglect. I took three steps at a time, and I arrived at Mo Mo's side in a blink of an eye. On the street, don't make any accidents. The so-called dare not speak loudly is to frighten the people on the street.In this part of China, if you suddenly squat down to tie your shoelaces on the street, you will be surrounded by a few curious people watching the excitement. Following Mo Mo, I babbled with a sad face, "Hey, Mo Mo, what's the matter? You insist on staying with me?" "You are really an occupational disease. You like to inquire about gossip. Why are you meddling in my business?" Mo Mo glared at me. "Is this your business? If you want to live in my house, you have to give me a reason!" I was dying. "Okay, okay." Mo Mo sighed helplessly, "I'll pay the rent, right? I'll give you the rent, is two hundred a month enough? If it's not enough, add another fifty!" Well, that number is fucking right with me... After a moment of silence, I mustered up the courage to fight again. "Mo, you can't even give me two thousand! You can't let me sleep on the sofa every day!" I became a blockbuster!so handsome!This question is so poignant and has a double meaning!Either you don't live, if you want to live, sleep in a bed!I am the landlord listen to me!My game, my turf, my rules! Mo slowed down, turned his head and gave me a blank look, and suddenly said with a dazed expression: "I really can't remember if you don't tell me, how can I let you sleep on the sofa." I am happy, today's sky is really the same as my mood, sunny and cloudless. "I read it last night. Isn't your study room empty?" The wind is blowing, and there are dark clouds floating... "After the two of us have distributed the keys, we will go to the mall to buy you a mattress and put it in the study, okay?" It's raining, pouring, pouring... "Why are you in a daze? You sleep in the study, I sleep in your bedroom, or... If you are willing, I sleep on the mattress in the study, you sleep in the bedroom, okay? But I know you can't bear it..." Acid rain, hail, typhoon, tsunami... Mo Mo looked at me happily, and hit me lightly with his handbag: "Talk? Treasure sleeps in the study room once, Treasure sleeps in the study room twice, Treasure sleeps in the study room three times, it's a deal! Let's go!" I, collapsed. Dejectedly, he followed Mo Mo to get a door key for my house, and was dragged to the mall by Mo Mo to buy a mattress. At a certain moment, I was a little stunned. Momo made up a certain idea when she saw me, and then used a series of methods to test me. Now I have withstood the test because of a soft heart, and she moved into my house confidently, just like It's like I gave her such a chance!Hmph, take me for an idiot?Even a man knows what mentality and intention I have in agreeing to distribute the keys, let's wait and see! Turning around in the shopping mall, my cell phone rang, Mo Mo glanced at me, and walked a few steps away in a very understanding manner.Sometimes this girl is really rare. Looking at the caller ID, it was Old Tang. "Hello? Silly bird, what's the start?" "What the hell?" Old Tang's pig-killing voice suddenly came, "Where are you?" "Accompany the queen mother to visit the back garden." While sighing, I took a last look. "Stop messing around! Something happened!" Old Tang's voice didn't sound like a joke. "What's the matter? Tell me well, don't act like you're having a dystocia!" "The newspaper office is about to collapse!" Old Tang yelled, which startled me. "Falled?" The news was quite shocking. Usually, in this situation, the first reaction is nonsense, "Really?" "What are you doing lying to you! Come here quickly! We're giving out money!" Old Tang shouted. "Is there any money?" I was surprised. "Ah! There is severance pay! It's not been a few days since you resigned. I went to the financial office to check, and you still have a share!" Old Tang's voice couldn't tell whether it was anxiety or excitement, "Come here quickly! " "Oh." I hung up the phone and turned to look for Momo. Mo looked around from a distance, turned around and saw me put away my phone, and walked over with a smile: "Girlfriend? Lover? Didn't hurt you?" "Well...something happened, I have to go back to the previous newspaper office." I rubbed my hands and explained, "Our former newspaper office had a colleague, Old Tang, who had a good relationship with me. Someone reported it today, and the police came. Drugs were found in the desk drawer. The newspaper office called me back to assist in the investigation, because I used to sit next to Old Tang..." I admit that this time I was not quick-witted, this reason is a bit idiotic, but what makes me happy is , Mo Mo is not as smart as I imagined in this respect. She looked surprised, stared at me, and stretched out her hand to hold my shoulder nervously: "Drugs? Really? What is it? Ecstasy? Marijuana? Heroin? What number? Ice? Isn't it cocaine?" ...I'm stupid, Mo, what's your surname? "Assist in the investigation, right? Don't talk nonsense! Go!" Mo Mo stretched out his hand and pushed me, "Go! If you have anything to say, don't talk about yourself! Let's call when we're done!" I nodded numbly, turned around and ran out of the shopping mall in a daze, feeling chills in my heart, at this moment... Could it be that he is the secretary of an Asian drug lord now? After taking a taxi to the newspaper office, I met many familiar faces as soon as I entered the gate. "Lai Bao is here too." "Lai Bao, your resignation is too wise!" "Lai Bao..." Lots of people say hello, but everyone has dark faces.The job is gone, and the rice bowl is smashed. For ordinary people like us, this is a sledgehammer under the crotch-a very heavy blow... Old Tang came out from the corner of the corridor, saw me, walked over quickly, dragged me to the office, and walked to the place where we used to sit next to each other, Old Tang looked depressed: "Hey, are you very proud now? what?" "What's the meaning?" "Foresight!" Old Tang curled his lips, "Take a step first and leave me here. Look now, the Jia family is defeated, such a wealthy and prosperous family, just like this, the tree fell and the monkeys scattered." "You still forward the text to me!" I smiled, "What are your plans?" "Plan? I really want to beat these leaders to death!" Old Tang was filled with righteous indignation, "Damn's losses are not reported, and our salary is not paid every month. They have made enough to bring down the newspaper office. Already!" I patted Old Tang on the shoulder understandingly: "Forget it, let's do it, let me ask for you, if there is still a person in the house I'm going to, if it's okay, you can go there too." "Really?" Old Tang looked up at me with bright eyes, "Baby! I love you so much! If I were a woman, I would accompany you all my life without asking for fame, and you can play with me as you like!" "Go away!" I struggled, and pulled away Old Tang's arms around my neck, "You are Tang Tang, I'm not Leslie Cheung!" At this time, someone outside the office shouted: "The meeting! The summary meeting! The big meeting room!" After receiving the severance pay, he shook hands with all the comrades in the newspaper office who had shared weal and woe for many years, and told each other to keep in touch with each other and gather more, and then left the gate of the newspaper office. Old Tang quickly chased after him. "Hey, Bao, I'm a little depressed. Can I come out at night? Let's have a drink." I nodded, stunned for a moment, then shook my head hastily. Old Tang stared: "Hey? Treasure! You don't recognize your brother after leaving? Ingratitude? Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge? Beating the monk after reading the scriptures? Cursing the cook when you're full?" "Where are you talking so much nonsense!" I punched Old Tang, "I have something to do tonight!" Old Tang nodded, smiled uncomfortably, and patted me on the shoulder: "All right, let's call another day." After finishing speaking, Old Tang turned around and walked inside the gate of the newspaper office. The very lonely and sad back made me feel sour. "Hey! Old Tang!" I shouted. Old Tang turned his face away with a look of anticipation. "Call me if you have nothing to do at night!" I yelled at him, "Why don't you call the meat dog too!" "That must be!" Old Tang smiled, and made a phone call gesture to me. Looking at the vicissitudes of old Tang's back, I couldn't help but feel emotional: some people are more important to society than Mount Tai; some people are less important to society than a feather... He took a taxi to go home, and called Mo Mo on the mobile phone to ask her where she was. "I'm at our house!" Mo Mo's voice was very excited and not polite at all.I'm depressed, our family?Then can I say: our moles, our thighs, our breasts, our... Women are intuitive, I just got out of the elevator, Mo Mo had already opened the door, looked at me with a poisonous perfume smile, and waved at me with a cute expression. "You are..." I walked over hesitantly, always feeling that there was a knife hidden in the smile of Mo Mo in front of me. "Come in and have a look!" Mo Mo said in the sweetest voice, and then squeezed her eyes. Following Mo Mo into the house, Mo Mo directly dragged me to the study.I was dumbfounded.The study room has been completely decorated with fresh flowers, ornaments, pendants, wind chimes... The mattress has been neatly stacked near the window, covered with sky blue sheets and quilt covers, and there are many, many more on the quilt covers. little angel…… Mo Mo was extremely complacent, looking up at me with his chin up: "All the decorations in this house are considered my first month's rent!" I'm still knowledgeable, not to mention other decorations, just this mattress, at least nine thousand or more.I couldn't help beating drums in my heart, and I became more and more suspicious, could this girl really be the secretary of the drug lord?Looking at the room full of luxury items, I'm a little glad I didn't break Mo Mo's body back then, otherwise she would probably still depend on me, and the end would be: I changed her from a girl to a woman; she changed me from a boy Became... poor. "Are you satisfied?" Mo Mo asked me. "Hmm! Satisfied!" What else can I say? "I was afraid you would blame me! You made your house like this." Mo Mo laughed. "No, how beautiful! You can have a masquerade party without decoration!" How dare I complain?Ten thousand oceans! "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Mo Mo scolded me, turned around, and started to clean up again. I looked around, hesitated for a moment, and walked to Mo Mo: "Hey, Mo Mo, tonight... I have something to do, if you really plan to stay with me, go to bed first, I may come back very late... " Before I finished speaking, I was blocked back: "What's the matter? Have a date?" "No, it's drinking with some buddies." I said.I fucking regret telling the truth! "real?" "Yeah, you..." "I'll go too! Can't I go too?" Why am I so reckless!I knew it…… The lovely Tang Dun is impatient, and Mo Mo and I were tidying up at home when his call came. I hate him!Because the timing of his call was exactly when I finally persuaded Mo Mo to lie on the mattress in the study with me and feel the high-quality mattress. Moreover, I had already stretched my arms, and Mo Mo flirted with me with a smile Scolding.At this time, the damn phone rang. I stretched out my evil claws, and when the phone rang, Mo Mo immediately turned over and looked at me with a smirk: "Answer the phone! Maybe it's a lover!" I got up and answered the phone: "What the hell is wrong with you?!" "I'm fucking old Tang!" Tang Dun was stunned on the phone, and then shouted at me. "I fucking know you are fucking old Tang! I'm asking what the hell is wrong with you!" I was really depressed, maybe without this phone call, Mo Mo and I would have been together! "I invite you to drink!" Old Tang shouted. "Where is it?" My tone was instantly calm. "I said hello to Meat Dog, he wants to bring Xiaofen, I said I have no one to bring, and you have no one, right?" Old Tang continued, "I just said, when buddies are partying, why do you want Bringing a woman? Sick! What do you think?" "...Old Tang, Brother Tang, I may have to bring one..." I took the phone and looked at Mo Mo weakly. "What did you say?" Old Tang couldn't believe it. "I mean... Old Tang, tonight I... have a friend who is going too." I really can't say it, everyone knows that Old Tang is a thousand-year-old single demon. "female?" "Ok." "Girlfriend? Lover? Netizen?" Old Tang seemed to be on his nerves. "Anyway, it's a girl. Doesn't the meat dog bring a little fan? I also bring a friend, what's the matter!" I argued. "...Okay, bring it! One is exciting, and the other two are too. Just bring it, as long as you don't delay drinking." Old Tang hesitated and softened. "You will be surprised, I am not with Xiaofan, you can drink!" "Really?" Old Tang was excited, "It's decided, at Xiangyuan, I'll be there after three o'clock, and the meat dog will be there at that time, you decide on your own!" Old Tang is really a man, he won't allow me to speak, he has already died. I shook my head, turned to look at Mo Mo: "Thirty thirty, Xiangyuan, are you really going?" "Go! Where is the fragrance source? You take me there!" Mo Mo looked so excited. At three o'clock, I went out to take a taxi and went straight to Xiangyuan.The fragrance source is not far away, just across the street from the district government.Basically, when I get together with my few "friends who support each other", we come here more than half of the time.I come here all the time, and I am very familiar with the boss and waiters here. After getting out of the car, Mo looked around cheerfully, with a look of novelty on his face.To be honest, her behavior made me have some doubts, did this girl really live in the mountain city all these years?You don't feel so fresh about Nanping, do you? Doubt was only for a moment, and he settled down, and took Mo Mo into the fragrance source. When the waiters saw me, they immediately greeted me with smiles and waved their hands to say hello: "Brother Bao is here, Brother Tang and the others are all here. Go this way." Mo Mo walked beside me, looked at me with a small look of admiration on purpose, and said in a low voice, "Hey, Bao, you're doing well, like the boss of the underworld." In fact, I was quite useful, at least it made me face in front of Mo Mo, I smiled and shook my head: "I don't dare to be, at most it is a small gang with the nature of the underworld." "Are all your friends easy to deal with?" Mo Mo asked when going up the stairs. "Don't worry, it's the kind of thing that raises its legs when it sees a mother. If you see a beautiful woman, you can catch up with a set of "The Complete Works of World Masterpieces" in a night of nonsense." Mo Mo nodded with a smile: "I can imagine that I came here to listen to your nonsense, it must be very interesting." As he spoke, he had already arrived at the private room on the second floor, opened the door and entered, and there were already half of the tables in the room.Tang Dun, Rougou, and Xiaofen were all there, and to my surprise, Lao Fu was also there. "What kind of car did you take? A rickshaw?" Old Tang stood up and took the lead, "I'll wait for you!" Meat Dog and Lao Fu also cursed with a smile, and Xiaofen nodded to me with a smile. I smiled and said hello one by one, then stretched out my hand and pulled Mo Mo into the private room, looking at everyone present: "Well... Let me introduce, this is Mo Mo, it's me..." Before he finished speaking, when Old Tang saw the beautiful woman, his enthusiasm suddenly rose, and he immediately gave up his seat with dances and dances: "Introduction! Do you think you are negotiating?" He said with a smile on his face and looked at the end, "Come! Sister-in-law! Sit next to me Sit is the safest place!" Mo Mo didn't refute, as if he was quite satisfied with the title "sister-in-law", nodded to everyone with a smile, and walked to the seat next to Old Tang. I grabbed Mo Mo and glared at Old Tang: "What sister-in-law! This is my sister!" Old Tang was taken aback, and immediately burst into a smile: "Brother! Why do you think you are so fierce? Brother-in-law, I have always respected you, come, brother! Take your seat!" "Who are you brother-in-law?" I shook off Old Tang's hand. "Look at it, look at it, brother has such a violent temper," Old Tang laughed like a rotten persimmon, "It's not going to happen sooner or later!" Mo Mo covered her mouth with a smile. Meat Dog also smiled at the side, stood up, took out his mobile phone and pretended to make a call: "Hey, Bao, is there an ashtray on the table? Pick it up! Hit him on the head!" Meat Dog teased me, but I lost my temper .We friends are used to joking with each other, and Rougou's learning of lines from "Infernal Affairs III" made both Lao Fu and Xiao Fan laugh out loud. The staff arrived, and the wine and food were served. Lao Fu is my college classmate, and we still keep in touch after graduation. I never thought that we would meet again in the mountains and rivers.For many years, the relationship between friends is almost like that of a brother, so he has been by his side for a long time, and he has also mixed into my small circle so far.Now that I am running a computer company, I printed a business card for myself in a serious manner. The name "General Manager of Qitian Technology Co., Ltd." appeared on the business card, and the few people in his company, the youngest Also vice president.Lao Fu's business card has been the focus of people's teasing for a long time. According to Lao Tang's words: "As for Lao Fu, even if he becomes the president of the country, he is still a 'deputy'. Chairman Fu." The meat dog talks about his dog farm. This guy sells dogs all the year round. He has countless famous dogs under his banner. It is said that a famous dog will cost tens of thousands and ten thousand for one mate. In addition, the bitch gives birth to takeaway, he is one of these friends. It's the master of money.Regarding the meat dog's business, friends have long concluded that he is a bustard, no different from a brothel owner in the late Qing Dynasty. Xiaofen is Rougou's confidante, she belongs to the kind of girl with a ladylike temperament and a quiet and gentle appearance. She and Rougou are walking together, which few of us have thought of.However, Rougou revealed in private that Xiaofen also belongs to the kind of girl who is indifferent on the outside, fanatical on the inside, as quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit, and more explosive at night.This is easy to understand.Girls nowadays don't look like anything at all. College students dress up like young ladies, and young ladies dress up like college students.The beauties are all low-key, subtle and cute, hiding in the world without showing their whereabouts, and those women whose appearance is close to cloning failure, and who can make people step on the street when they walk on the street, are all exposed in a high-profile way, and they post photos everywhere... This is a chaotic age. After a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere began to relax. The meat dog said that he was going to enter the medical field. Based on his years of dog observation, he became interested in the internal swelling of male dogs. He decided to ask people to study carefully, extract the male hormone that can make male dogs internally swell, and make it into medicine , to create the greatest gospel for all human impotence groups! ... Everyone can tell that the meat dog is completely a dog biting the crotch - nonsense. Sitting next to the meat dog, Xiaofen stretched out her hand and patted his head: "What nonsense! Scare Mo Mo again! I thought you were a hooligan!" All eyes turned to Mo Mo. Mo Mo also laughed with everyone, and when he heard Xiaofen's words, he immediately waved his hands and shook his head: "It's okay, it's okay, the hooligan is right by my side, are you afraid of hearing a few hooligan words?" Everyone laughed.I laughed, too, but I was a little embarrassed—it was me who was looking at me last.This move basically fully proves that Mo Mo and I are definitely not brother and sister. In fact, it goes without saying that ever since I led Mo Mo into the private room, Lao Fu, Rougou, Lao Tang, including Xiaofen, all immediately showed a look of knowing, but I really can't explain it. Said first love girlfriend?There must be countless chopsticks flying over. So, when Xiaofen and Momo met to go to the bathroom, I was immediately besieged by several well-dressed beasts.Lao Tang, Meat Dog, and Lao Fu immediately asked hundreds of questions, all about Mo Mo, and the questions covered a wide range of topics, including Mo Mo's age, identity, measurements, job, and even the genealogy of her next-of-kin relatives. "She is just an ordinary friend of mine." I had no choice but to answer in an official way. "Nothing else?" Lao Fu questioned. I nodded in affirmation: "No, really not. I was a classmate in high school. Didn't I meet in Shancheng by chance? We got in touch. It just so happened that she was fine today, so I brought her to play." Meat Dog sneered: "Just pretend! Just now, with that look and action of Man Mo, you were referring to you... as a normal friend?" Old Tang thought in the opposite direction, completely standing on his own point of view and position: "Brother Bao, if you are really an ordinary friend, I will not be polite." "What are you doing?" I was alarmed. "Hey? There is obviously a hundred yuan on the ground. If you don't pick it up, why don't you let me pick it up?" Old Tang stared. While talking, Xiaofen and Mo Mo came back, and the two walked in talking and laughing, looking very harmonious.Sometimes girls are very strange. They are either hostile, or they can quickly form gangs to stand on the same front, and they can get acquainted and get better soon. "What are you talking about?" Xiaofen asked. "No, no," Meat Dog waved his hand, "Isn't this the first time I met Mo Mo? We are all very interested in her. Such a good girl is really rare now!" Mo Mo squinted and smiled: "I'm still interested in you all!" Old Tang immediately approached: "Really, Momo? In fact, the resumes of the few of us are relatively simple, such as this," he pointed at dog meat, "selling dogs for dogs. And this," referring to Lao Fu, "buying parallel Computer. As for me, Hebao used to work for a newspaper, but now I’m unemployed, it’s as simple as that.” Mo Mo nodded persistently, then was taken aback for a moment, and turned to me: "Bao, this old Tang, is the old Tang who you told me about today in the same newspaper as you?" I nodded blankly, suddenly understood, and my heart trembled. Mo Mo had already turned to Old Tang, with a regretful look: "I see, today we are drinking with Brother Tang to relieve our worries, right? Brother Tang, don't feel bad, expulsion is nothing. Good thing!" "Expulsion?" Old Tang was stunned, "Arrested again? Why?" Mo also blinked his big eyes and asked back: "Aren't you a drug dealer?" "I... sell drugs?!" "Yeah, didn't you hide drugs in the newspaper office?" "Me?" Old Tang was confused by a series of questions. He stared for a few seconds before turning his gaze to me, "Lai Bao!! Fuck me!!!" ...He's so smart, he actually thought it was me... "Misunderstanding. I just made a joke with Mo..." I smiled cheaply, explained, and broke out in a cold sweat.When she turned her head to look at Mo Mo, the girl was smiling sinisterly, squinting her eyes, and raised her eyebrows quickly - she did it on purpose! This girl has already seen it!Or know everything!She was talking to Old Tang on purpose!It's too insidious!How despicable! ...Blame me, I underestimated the end too much.The lies I told in the mall were full of loopholes, Mo Mo must have heard it, she didn't expose me, she just wanted to find a chance to get revenge! Being hit on the head hard by Lao Tang's hidden weapon of the Tang Sect - a chopstick, this matter is considered dead. The only one who has lingering fears is me. I am starting to be more and more afraid of the end. I haven't seen you for a few years, and I have changed a lot. I have changed from a pure girl to a femme fatale. If this continues, will I lose my life and my soul? So next, I became more silent, but Mo Mo had a good time chatting with Lao Tang and Meat Dog, and Mo Mo's sense of proportion was simply superb, cheerful but not dissolute, charming but not coquettish, every word was implicit but not revealing , Sentence to point, in the end, Lao Tang, Lao Fu and Meat Dog were basically convinced. Looking at Mo Mo's eyes was like looking at a goddess, and looking at me was like looking at a rival in love... It stands to reason that everyone came to accompany Old Tang for this meal, because Old Tang was in a bad mood, but after the whole meal, Old Tang didn't feel depressed at all, counting him talking a lot, counting him excited, counting him swallowing mountains and rivers and spitting... … It was getting dark outside, and looking at the phone, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening, and Lao Fu proposed to move out and change places!So everyone got up one after another. When I left the private room, I pulled Mo Mo: "Hey, Mo Mo, don't go, Xiaofen has to go home soon, I'm afraid you're the only girl who will be bored with us." Mo smiled: "I see, you are going to play tricks with men, right? Okay, okay, you are the landlord, I will listen to you once." Whatever you want, you can understand it any way you like. After leaving the incense source, Mo greeted everyone and said he would go back first.Meat Dog and Lao Fu both understood, nodded and waved their hands, but they were still a little unsatisfied with Mo Mo's character and words, and their eyes were reluctant to part.Old Tang was even more relentless, and stepped forward to Ramomo: "Go? Don't go! You can't get away from the crowd! Besides, I don't feel at ease when you go home alone at this late hour!" I stretched out my hand to stop her: "Let her go back, let's play with us. I feel uncomfortable with her!" Mo looked at me sideways, and smiled at Old Tang again: "That's right, Brother Tang, I'm going back, let's get together again when we have time, don't make things difficult for Bao." Old Tang let go of his hand partingly, Mo Mo smiled, waved at Old Tang, turned and walked away. I turned around and waved at everyone: "Let's go! Don't worry about the end, she will take a taxi and go back." Lao Fu said, "Hey, anyway, I'm driving, so let's see her off along the way." "No need!" I immediately cut off the topic, "You've seen it too, she's like that, it's good not to bully the hooligans, and besides, her house is not far away, let's go!" Just as he was talking, footsteps came from behind him.A dark cloud instantly enveloped my heart. Turning around, Mo Mo was running towards this side, then smiled and stretched out his hand: "The key!" "What key?" I was taken aback. "The key to our house, how can I go home if you don't give me the key?" Mo Mo spread his hands and blinked with reason. I complained as I took out the keys: "Where's your own?" "I told you to play, so I threw the keys at home, hurry up! The taxi is waiting!" Mo Mo urged, patting me with his little paws. I took out the house key and handed it to Mo Mo, who took the key and said to me: "Hey, you'd better go early, if it's too late, I'll go to sleep, I'll put my phone by the pillow, call me Cell phone." Run away again. There was a sound of humming and haha ​​responding from behind. I was depressed, and suddenly felt a dark wind behind me, full of murderous aura, and secretly cried out in my heart: No!Sure enough, when I just turned around and before I took the stance to meet the enemy, three fierce ghosts flashed behind me, stretching their teeth and claws, forming a net formation, surrounded me from three sides with grinning grinning, surrounded me, and hijacked me in it! I smiled lightly, upright and fearless, looked at the three ghosts contemptuously, and said with a deep smile: "Big brother, three big brothers, what's wrong?" "Your sister? Hehe, your sister?" "Ordinary friends...huh?" "Ordinary friends... right? Right?!" Following the questioning with sneering smiles, each fist began to shake in front of me... When the three shadows completely crushed me, I cursed in my heart: Mo Mo!You little goblin!Even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go! ! ... In fact, I told Mo Mo to go home first, because I was afraid of exposing our relationship. I was even more worried about going to a bar or something later. These people drank too much and talked nonsense, taking turns to shake off my previous embarrassment , in case Mo Mo listens to everything - I still want my image! Lao Fu drove Xiaofen home first, and then went to the bar. In the car, I rubbed my shoulder that was sore from being broken, and my heart felt ruthless. I firmly believed that I would be able to clean up the mess! And when I think about something in a flash, my mind turns to a certain part of the memory.下午我和末末出门的时候，是末末锁的门，她还把她新配的钥匙在我面前显摆了好几下、好几下、好几下！ 这么说……末末带着家里钥匙呢。 这么说……末末刚才是故意回来管我要钥匙的。 这么说……末末刚才又把我耍了一次。 心里一个声音告诉我：看来，你不是末末的对手…… 晚上出来活动不带家属，算是我们的习惯，而小粉对此也是特踏实、特放心，她知道我们几个最多去酒吧喝喝酒，喝多了撑死去迪吧蹦蹦汗，连带色情服务的洗浴中心我们都不去，更别说会有什么别的节目了。这点上，我们几个的观点还是比较一致的，宁可花点儿心思，用点儿手段，循序渐进，最后把自己中意的女孩领回家，也不做那种甩几张票子，对方就脱衣服的事情，太没成就感了。 也是基于这点，小粉充分信任我们几个老爷们儿单独出去撒欢儿，照她的话说，我们都是有生理洁癖的人。 小粉一走，车上才算彻底炸开，老唐和肉狗一边一个挟持我，大骂我不忠不孝不仁不义，和这么漂亮的女孩同居了，居然悄无声息，一点都没走漏风声，真是不拿朋友当朋友，奶奶不是你的亲奶奶，你爹也不是你亲爹……我彻底被打败，末末简直是一步一个圈套，让我只能向罪恶势力低头，做不了孤胆英雄，正义化身…… 被逼无奈，我只好实话实说：“这个末末是我高中时期的初恋，前几天偶然在山城遇到了，然后一起吃饭，吃着吃着她就去我家了，现在是租我家一间房住，和我没有半点男女关系，纯粹的高中同学、普通朋友、房东房客关系，此言天地共证，日月可鉴！” 费尽口水说完，老唐和肉狗对视一眼，一齐笑出来：“你骗谁啊？宝爷，你好歹也是混娱乐圈的名记，撒谎就撒出这水平来啊？” “你小子就是得了便宜卖乖！弄这么个美女当压寨夫人！你有没有人性啊？”老唐骂。 “就是，你还不跟我们说实话！租房子？你当我们是猪脑子啊？我们精得跟猴一样！”肉狗骂。 我积蓄已久的怨气终于爆发了，奋力挣脱左右的挟持，险些把车掀翻！“要是我和末末真有什么，我早炫耀了！多牛×的事，多招你们羡慕嫉妒的事啊！我掖着藏着干什么啊？……” It worked.男人，有时候就要强硬一点！ 老唐和肉狗呆了一下，直直看着我，一脸不解。 “真没情况？”老唐问。 “真没有！”我指天发誓，像男人一样郑重。 “你们不是住在一起？”肉狗问。 “当然！”我表情严肃，像男人一样肯定。 “那你什么也不做？脑子里一点儿都不想？”开车的老付侧头问。 “当然想！”我双目炯炯，像男人一样坦诚。 老唐、肉狗和老付全都沉默了，片刻之后，三个畜生像心有灵犀似的，一起朝我比画了一个鄙视的手势。“晚上住在一起！你还想！却没有情况发生？呸！你真不是一个男人！” ... 气得我一下拉开车窗，把小半个身子探出去，仰头大喊：“像男人一样去战斗！” 车子驶过，街对面一个醉汉靠着电线杆子站着，正在呕吐，听到我的叫喊，抬头回应：“你灵魂附体！这一刻你不是一个人！”