Money treats me like dung, and I treat money like dung!It's all dung, who is afraid of whom? I know I'm not a handsome guy, but someone once looked at my full moon photo and said that my left nostril looks like an idol. My dream life: sleeping until I wake up naturally, counting money until my hands cramp; My real life: counting money until I wake up naturally, sleeping until my hand cramps... I've regressed, I still can't swim, you know I was the fastest swimmer before I was born... There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I wanted to cherish it, but both men and women of this sincere love also stood in front of me...

Ready for lunch, so rich!Braised beef, seafood, prawns, chicken feet with pickled peppers, pork ribs with scallions, black pepper steak... Which flavor of noodles is the best? Watching the news today, another governor and cadre was arrested. It is said that just eating and drinking with public funds costs more than one million yuan a year. The people gave him a plaque: For the country and the people, the stomach is sour and bloated! I watched the ad with relish...Damn it!Another TV show! Reading today, I saw that Emperor Kangxi had become the king of a country at the age of 23, and made great achievements. I was very depressed; but I also saw that Emperor Tongzhi had been dead for four years at the age of 23, and I was balanced.

On Valentine’s Day, I was alone eating noodles in a restaurant, and I heard a song request program on the radio saying: "There is a gentleman who ordered songs for all lovers to express his blessings, please listen to it below."...I feel very bad, People can be loveless, but they can't be shameless, so I also called and ordered a song - "Happy Breakup" by Liang Jingru. When a woman has a secret, she always wants to share it with her man; When a man has a secret, women will always force him to share it. I liked a girl before, and confessed, the girl asked me why I liked her, and I said, if you were me, you would also like yourself;

Later, she rejected me, I was very sad, she didn't understand me, I told her, if I were you, I must have fallen in love with myself! Today the white wine in the restaurant is watered down again!snort!When I have money, I will also go to the big restaurant to drink Remy Martin, XO and so on!And absolutely don't let them fool me with the 1986 and 1972. If you want to drink, you can have a bottle of this year! Whether it is a unit or a company, it is just a body, some departments are eyes, some departments are noses... employees are hands and feet, responsible for doing things and moving forward.What about leadership?The leader is the butt, responsible for the stability of the body, and occasionally farts!

Some people's love is an A movie, some is a tertiary movie, some is a comedy movie, and some is a literary movie. I am the worst. My love process is literary films, comedies, tertiary films, pornographic films, suspense films, action films, and finally thrillers. What's more annoying is that there are endless commercials... When I was on the Nintendo Famicom, I went to school for a day, came home after school, and played games to relax; In the current era of online games, one can play online games all night and then go to school the next day to relax. You ask me, where is happiness?Let me tell you, if you stand on tiptoe, you will be closer to happiness, and if you close your eyes, you will be able to feel happiness...

After a long time, we separated, I looked at your blushing cheeks, and asked you softly, do you feel happy? You bowed your head gently, and replied softly: "You ate garlic today." After dinner, I was enjoying smoking on the balcony, and suddenly saw a light spot in the night sky that was fleeting, and I was excited: shooting star! So make a wish now... I made six or seven wishes, opened my eyes, the smoke had burned out, and threw it out of the balcony, and suddenly heard a girl's voice downstairs: "Wow! Meteor! Make a wish..." A good horse is ridden by others, and a good man is also ridden by others.

The lesson I learned from the last relationship is: don't find a girl who likes spicy food as a girlfriend. Every time I invite her to eat spicy hot pot, when we kiss together, I will think of a song in my pain-"Burn!"Firebird". If happiness is like floating clouds, if pain is like stars. Then my life is really cloudless, the sky is full of stars... My principle is: people don't offend me, I will not offend others; if people offend me, I will be angry! I happened to see the so-called criteria for choosing a spouse for a contemporary woman in a book: owning a car and a house, both parents dead.

depressed.So I wrote down the criteria for choosing a wife in my fantasy: The wealth of the family is over 100 million, the most beautiful in the world, virtuous, gentle and sexy, and the father-in-law has terminal cancer... The rebirth of the phoenix is ​​nirvana, and the rebirth of the pheasant is the corpse change. I just discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him out of it; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied.