Chapter 9 March 9

Today our beloved Director Li was complained again.We couldn't stop laughing, the more virtuous and respected we were, the more we were complained about the king.There is no way.Do a lot, make a lot of mistakes, and it is always right not to do it. His fault is always attitude.The comrades in the medical office have reminded him many times that in addition to excellent medical skills, you must also have a humble attitude. Now the patient is the boss, and the patient does not buy it. Your complaint rate is too high, which will affect the spirit of your department. Xiaohongqi . Director Li reluctantly agreed verbally with a good temper.Today, he suddenly held a meeting in a serious manner, asking everyone to work together to see how to make patients feel that he has a good temper.The audience covered their faces and laughed.

Patients from all over the country flocked to see him travel long distances by boat, plane, and train. They bring their own bedding outside the hospital, buy a scalper account, register online, or line up all night. It takes time and effort to get on board.As soon as he entered the room, Mr. Li reached out to take the film. No matter how you complained about the symptoms, he would not listen. He just glanced at the film, and the words "operate" or "do not operate" popped out.When the patient asks when he will be hospitalized, he will reply with one word: "Wait." If he asks how long to wait again, there is no more to say, and the next patient has already entered the door.If I were to be seen by him, I would be pissed to death.No one can bear to go to great lengths to meet a living Bodhisattva, but to be so hot-faced and cold-ass after seeing a living Bodhisattva.

Director Li was very wronged. While we criticized him, he also defended: "I am a surgeon, not an old Chinese doctor or an internal medicine doctor. I don't need to ask questions. I come here to see a doctor. The tumor has been removed. Your symptoms are gone, and the tumor can’t be removed. You still feel uncomfortable after I talk a lot! Besides, it takes three hours in one afternoon. I need to see sixty numbers. Twenty numbers in one hour, one No. Three minutes, not including Renqing No., Jiasai No., brought by the hospital office, anyone who can do arithmetic can figure it out. In three minutes, I need to watch the film, judge whether surgery is possible, how to operate, and arrange hospital beds. How? How about greeting you and comforting your emotions? I think the hospital should set up a full-time emotional comforter to do comfort work, don't let me do these things!"

The elder brother said: "Director, people just want to listen to you, and it's useless for others to comfort you." A few years ago, when Director Li asked for a doctor, I was the little assistant who followed behind to prescribe medicine and arrange hospitalization. I knew his suffering.The outpatients are only a small part of his large number of patients. There are also those introduced by acquaintances, sent by the leaders, and some patients blocked his door by word of mouth.He was alone, not Avalokitesvara with three heads and six arms, so it would be strange if he could handle it.

The most frequent complaint received by the hospital is consumer fraud.It means that I hung up the number of your Director Li, and I came here in your name, Director Li, and I was looking for your Director Li to see a doctor. In the final discharge summary, it was written clearly: It was not you, Director Li, who performed the surgery!Are you not a fraud? I have a large department, and there are more than one hundred doctors alone. If the patients only see Director Li, he will perform the surgery alone and sign his name. You believe me or not!He operates four days a week, but has more than one hundred patients. Do you believe that he can transfer more than twenty sets in one day?Some tumors are not intractable diseases, but ordinary meningiomas and pituitary tumors. The youngest associate professor in our place can prescribe them casually. Why do you insist on forcing Director Li to prescribe them?

For patients, having tumors in their brains is a big deal, and for us.Tumors are also divided into grades, ordinary tumors, how can you kill a chicken with a butcher's knife.What do you want in the end is the result, or do you want to enjoy the process?You are fine, you can go out within ten days. When you come, you are dysfunctional, and you are paralyzed and limp. Of course, if it were me, it would be very painful.After spending the money on flat-panel LCD digital, but getting a right-angle plane, the money has not been underpaid, and there is always a feeling of discomfort. This world is really difficult to balance!

Mrs. Liu said to the head nurse today: "Baozhen, I need a lot of hospital beds!" Baozhen smiled and said, "Everyone needs it. Don't be privileged anymore, I will sue you too." The old man shook his head helplessly. "They all bully me." The little doctor has the troubles of the little doctor, and the big doctor has the troubles of the big doctor. six six: I followed Zuotai outpatient clinic for half an afternoon, laughing and laughing.Classmates, you really don't know how lively the outpatient clinic is.I sat behind Professor Wu and listened to the following conversation: "Doctor, the doctor over there asked me to come and have a look, saying that I have a pituitary tumor, please show me."

Professor Wu: "You don't have a pituitary tumor. There is no obvious indication in the CT that you have a pituitary tumor." "But why am I not pregnant?" "You should ask the gynecologist about this." "The gynecologist said that I am not pregnant because I have a pituitary tumor." "But as I said, you don't have a pituitary tumor. Do you believe me or her?" "It's not that I don't believe you. But if I don't have a pituitary tumor, why don't I get pregnant?" "Comrade, do you want to have tumors or not?"

"I don't want to." "Then I'll tell you. You don't have a pituitary tumor! Go to the gynecology department and have a look. If your local gynecology department has limited capabilities, you can go to a place like Shanghai Red House Maternity and Infant. First of all, I am sure Let me tell you, you don't have a pituitary tumor." "But they also told me that there is no problem. They suspected it was a pituitary tumor." "Has your husband checked?" "I checked. He is fine. Everyone suspects that I have a pituitary tumor..."

I click... The little assistant beside Professor Wu and I couldn't stop laughing.Thanks to him being able to hold back.It is probably not surprising.And the woman was still bewildered. I have encountered the painful incident of infertility of an acquaintance around me a while ago. I know how difficult it is, and I have done everything that should be done.It is infertility.I definitely don't blame the patient's one bite to death.No matter how you explain it, don't let it go.The reason is that you took all the medicines you could take, did all the things you could do, went all the places you could go, spent all the money you could spend, and got no results. How could you be reconciled?

I also encountered such a case, "Doctor, I dare not take this medicine anymore. I want to get pregnant." "You want to get pregnant, so I let you eat it!" "I'm afraid that the child will be deformed." "But if you don't take this medicine, you won't even have children!" "But it's not okay to eat too much and give birth to a deformed child!" "No, foreign literature shows that the rate of teratogenicity after taking this medicine is the same as that of women who don't take it. Do you understand what I mean?" "I want surgery." "I do not recommend surgery for women who want to have children. The fetal mortality rate is as high as 40 percent within two years of surgery." "You give me a knife!" Professor Wu said the sentence of teratogenicity rate at least five times that afternoon. I can be sure that he has said this sentence a thousand times in his career, and he will say it more than a thousand times in the future. . Every profession has its own language, which you as a practitioner must speak over and over again.It’s as if I, as a preschool teacher, say to children every day: “You have to raise your hand when you go to the bathroom, and you have to tell the teacher when you pee and defecate.” I never feel bored.Because I know it's one of my responsibilities. I think it's the same with doctors.