Chapter 22 Appendix 2 Chapter One Thousand and One: Xuan Huang

Buddha finally broke into a huge smile that never faded from his face. About this smile, there are many prophecies in the previous life, and there are many legends in the later life.One of the predictions is that after hundreds of billions of years, there will be a Buddha smiling, whose size is larger than a lotus flower, immeasurable, and whose color is as green as a bodhi leaf, which will have different shades when viewed from different angles.The prophecy also said that when this smile appears, this Buddha has obtained the Tao that can be taught, and he becomes the only Buddha in time and space who can save sentient beings.Everything related to this Buddha can be infinitely subdivided, and each subdivision is intact and contains all the Buddha's teachings. All living beings who come into contact with any subdivision have the possibility of realizing the Buddha's teachings.After the Buddha showed this smile, he remained motionless. The location of this motionless place was remote. Within ten days, only 5,000 people managed to come across the mountains and rivers to worship him with respect, and their hearts were moved.Ten times, hundreds, and thousands of times more people than these five thousand people heard about this, and began to sell their properties, put down their jobs, left their families, and came to Buddha.At the entrance of the valley along the way, a small market gradually appeared, some bridges began to be laid on the wider river, and some rafts and skin rafts appeared in the long untouched holy river. People on the rafts hugged each other and did not speak much to each other , the eyes are simple and complicated, as if the place to go is the end of everything and the beginning of everything.The sentient beings who came to pay homage to the Buddha took food along the way, and also exchanged some things they heard and saw along the way with the local people. After the sentient beings passed by, civil strife or revolution occurred in several small countries along the way, and several kings with poor reputation were killed. Several kings with good reputation were also killed. Regardless of whether the king had a bad reputation or a good reputation, when facing the mob, they shouted, "What are you going to do?" The mob couldn't answer this question, so they became even more furious Beat the king to death.After the king became a corpse, his clothes were taken away, his belly was white and soft, and his penis was buried in the messy pubic hair. From a distance, it was difficult to distinguish between men and women.

The country of Shravasti, which is the closest to this Buddha, quickly explained the official truth to the people: there is no such thing as a Buddha, and there is no Dharma, and there is no such thing as a Buddha attaining the supreme Dharma.This so-called Buddha is a fugitive from a small distant country. A long time ago, he failed to instigate a riot there, hid in the mountains and forests to study fire, poppies, menstrual blood, wine and other substances, and discovered witchcraft that can disturb the six senses of sentient beings.When the warriors of the king of Sravasti came to the Buddha, the Buddha had not eaten or drank for 180 days, and his smile did not change.The warriors slashed at the Buddha with their knives, the blood flowed out very slowly, the color was like coral, the face was cut into minced meat, and the smile hadn't disappeared. The warriors looked green and bigger than the lotus.After the Buddha became a corpse, the vines and vines that usually cover his body are still there, and the belly and penis are far away.The samurai set off a mountain fire, and the fire was so intense that most traces disappeared in the fire.After the fire was basically extinguished, the warriors came back together. They also heard the prophecy, picked up the remaining bones of different sizes from the ashes, and scattered them in all directions.

Five hundred years later, the descendants of these warriors met occasionally and recited the Dharma that was not recorded and sorted out before the Buddha's death. The description is completely different.Some say that the Buddha finger is as big as a human finger and as yellow as jade.Some say that the Buddha finger is as big as a human palm, and the gaps are filled with pearls.Do not agree with the question, the Buddha is not a saber-toothed tiger, how can the teeth be as big as the palm of your hand.People who saw it retorted, the body of the Buddha is as huge as a mountain, why can't the teeth be as big as the palm of your hand?What's more, have you ever seen a green smile that is bigger than a lotus that lasts for a hundred days?

Three hundred and sixty-five days after the Buddha was infinitely subdivided by fire, a woman with black hair appeared in the capital of Sravasti, telling everyone she knew the truth. Ten years ago, the Buddha was carried to this hill next to the capital city of Sravasti by the holy river. The woman watched him wake up and thought that he was very much like her first child who died young, so she gave him a bucket full of water. crockery.The Buddha thanked the woman and waved her away with his gradually recovering strength. He said that the woman's hair is beautiful, and his responsibilities are endless. He wants to find something he has lost for a long time through his body. his physical body.

Three hundred and sixty-five days ago, the woman saw the Buddha again on this hill. The Buddha had become a part of the hill. The woman felt a great pain in her heart. She pulled out some stones and clods of the same color as the Buddha to reveal the Buddha. the whole body.The Buddha said that he hadn't drank water for a long time.The woman feeds the Buddha yogurt from the earthen pot, and the Buddha drinks to the last drop.With some strength, the Buddha reached out and grabbed the woman's hair, and fell asleep with the woman. When the Buddha woke up, everything in the dream was there, the yogurt in his stomach, the woman beside him, and the hair of the woman he was holding. Even the traces of being separated from one body with this woman in the dream are depicted on my navel, and the length and thickness of my penis are perfectly matched with the depth and width of the woman's cunt.He walked along the hair he was holding and looked at the woman whose hair hadn't disappeared with the dream, the woman nodded, everything in front of them was exactly the same as what the two of them saw in the dream.

The Buddha is the same as the person in front of him, the person in front of him is the same as the embryo, the embryo is the same as the Buddha, every part of the Buddha and the scenery in front of him are the same as when the universe began. At the beginning of the universe, it was yellow, an infinitely distant and transparent yellow color, and the length converted into 10,000 years is the distance from the crotch to the glans.For a moment, in a place, the Buddha smiled a huge smile, which never disappeared.