Chapter 12 12. Boneless

The sun rose high above the crown of the Bodhi tree, and Huineng managed to get out of bed, which had never happened before. The first time Hui Neng saw the sex of the bodhi tree, he knew that it was difficult to live in Middle Earth.The strange thing is that he didn't take care of it very much. He threw it in the yard in the wind and rain. At most, he talked to it occasionally, urinated, and brought a little black dog named "Two" to meet it. It still grew bigger and bigger, first it was higher than his penis, then it was higher than the top of his head, and now it almost reached the eaves.

Huineng touched the back of his head, and found that the huge hematoma had not disappeared, and was larger than the breasts of ordinary women, but the outer layer of the hematoma was slightly softer than when he was just beaten.Hui Neng touched the penis, without the strength and heat of the morning stiffness when he woke up every day, and smiled softly around his scrotum, like a dried radish or eggplant.Hui Neng didn't have to worry as usual when he got up, he bent down, got up, and was pushed up to his chin by the penis.Twice, the front teeth were almost knocked out.If it wasn't for the huge hematoma and extremely shrunken penis in front of him, Hui Neng must have thought that what happened yesterday didn't actually happen, and he was just haunted by a nightmare.

Huineng has encountered ghosts many times in Dongshan Temple these years, but he can't tell whether he has encountered ghosts again this time. Not long after Huineng arrived at Fengmu Mountain from Lingnan, he got lost in the middle of the mountain, and met a talking fox, thinner than a dog, with yellow hair and short fur except for the tail, and spoke human language with a local accent.The fox squatted next to Huineng, and looked at the same moon as him. The moon was semi-circular and dim for a while. Huineng was thinking about his own affairs, and the fox looked at him occasionally.The fox said to Huineng in the local dialect, "I am a magical fox, don't look at me small, it is very easy for me to kill you, why are you not surprised, why don't I eat you?"Hui Neng said, I know, you have just eaten, your stomach is bulging, there is blood and a chicken feather on the corner of your mouth, you are a wild beast, you are hungry and full, if you encounter food, you can only die Eat, are you feeling overwhelmed now?Do you feel like throwing up at the thought of eating meat again?The fox didn't answer directly, but asked again, why don't you feel strange, full of warmth and lust, why don't I fuck you?Huineng said, you know I haven't grown a penis yet.The fox and Huineng watched the moon for half the night, and before dawn, Huineng yawned and said, "Dude, it's time to break up."The fox left and said before leaving, I will come to you again after your penis grows up. I will come to you directly without eating a chicken, fuck you first, and then eat your penis.

The second time Hui Neng encountered Lingyi was in the temple.It was almost dark, and Hui Neng was mending straw sandals under the bodhi tree. He was alone in white, with a crown and a belt, playing the strings, and came flickeringly from the top of the mountain.Followed by birds and beasts, surrounded by leaves and petals, has been floating, rolling, forward, backward, up, down, without landing.Hui Neng asked, why are you here?The man in white said, do you know me?Hui Neng said, I think everyone is the same, no matter who is who, you are not from here, so I ask why you are here.The man in white said, I am not anyone, I am the mountain god, and I have magical powers in the vicinity of the nineteen peaks, eighteen streams, one lake, and one river.Hui Neng said, "It's getting dark, and I'm weaving straw sandals."The man in white went on to say, I haven't finished yet, I have magical powers, if I stare at you, you will die in three days, if I fuck you, you can live for another three hundred years.Seeing that the man in white didn't understand what he said, Hui Neng remembered what Shenxiu used to babble in front of everyone in those days, so he translated Shenxiu's classical Chinese into vernacular for the man in white: Listen, Ercunt, I didn't give birth to you. How can I die?I look at my dick as I look at the void, I see myself as you douchebag, can you fuck the void and yourself?If you could, I would be immortal long ago.If you can't, how can you determine my life and death?Fuck your mother, fuck your mother, fuck your mother.The man in white looked at Huineng for a while, but didn't fuck him, and then drifted away flickeringly, the leaves and petals fell to the ground, and the surrounding smelled of bird droppings and wolf droppings.

This time Huineng was resting at the foot of the mountain, drinking tea, and was slapped on the back of the head by a pole.Huineng couldn't resist at all. He didn't know where the pole came from, who made it, and how it was shot. Anyway, he was slapped severely, and after the slap, he lost his mind.The part of Hui Neng's back of the head was photographed without any supernatural powers. Then, Hui Neng woke up in a cave. He was completely naked. He heard the sound of dripping water, but he couldn’t see the dripping water, but he didn’t feel cold. There was white gas and red and white light.Hui Neng couldn't see the entrance of the cave. Inside the cave were lights like beans, a group of women with blurred faces, and a clear voice.The woman was naked, smiling, and said nothing. The voice sounded from all directions at the same time: "Is this woman beautiful?" When the voice sounded, there was light from the inside of the woman's body, and her face became clear and bright, so beautiful , beautiful and comfortable, without a trace of anger.

Hui Neng replied, "It's beautiful. I've seen beautiful ones, but I've never seen anything so beautiful." The voice said: "This is my first beauty in Gaogouli." Hui Neng said, "How do you judge that she is the number one beauty?" The voice said: "We have measured all the important characteristics of all the 2.5 million women in my Gaogouli. When combined, all the important characteristics of this woman are the closest to the average. These indicators include height, weight, head-to-body ratio , head-neck ratio, shoulder-to-body ratio, bust-to-body ratio, waist-to-body ratio, hip-to-body ratio, thigh-calf ratio, calf-toe length ratio, upper-arm-forearm ratio, eyebrow-pubic-hair ratio, lip-labia ratio, etc. This is completely in line with yours and our Eastern Zhou Dynasty hole Qiu advocated the golden mean." Then the lights went out, and the voice also disappeared.

Miraculously, Hui Neng found that this woman's body seemed to have no bones, every inch of her body was soft and fleshy, and every inch of her skin was slippery.The sense of space is distorted on her body, each hole can be inserted into the penis, each hole has sufficient elasticity, each hole is slightly tight when entering, and the juice is secreted in an instant, as if each hole is a mouthful. The closed well was drilled through by Huineng's penis, and the juice flowed out. It dripped all over Huineng's body, but it still couldn't stop.No matter how small the hole is, Huineng does not feel any discomfort when he inserts it. The moment the penis enters, the only feeling is slippery. After entering the penis, it is completely wrapped, and these holes even include the nostrils and ears.Each hole seems to have a life of its own, independent of the woman, who is simply a collection of holes.Every hole is filled with the same full desire for Huineng's body, sucking on Huineng's glans, and sucking on Huineng's entire penis, lower body, and whole body.Hui Neng felt that after being swallowed thousands of times, his body was the same as that of this woman, seemingly without any bones. Hui Neng stretched out his hand with the last strength, and his hands were covered with this woman's thick hair, which was thicker than the forest, thicker than the grass, and thicker than the dark clouds. Dense, denser than handwashing, denser than syrup, denser than cobwebs, denser than wine.At the same time, it is dense, slippery, smoother than jade, smoother than stream water, smoother than a baby's skin, with weak five fingers inserted into such dense and slippery hair, once, twice, three times, the penis under Huineng will be hard , which is larger than the first one.The woman held her smooth hair under Huineng's penis and whispered, don't look for holes this time, just cum in my hair, my hair will be thicker and smoother.

Hui Neng thought that if a man meets a truly right woman, he does not need to meditate, observe quietly, or cultivate his mind. He can experience enlightenment in a trance. At the same time, everything is empty, everything is there, and life and death are seamless. Hui Neng once heard from the elder classics teachers that the founders of some Western sects were conceived by a woman's ear.These women don't even see the man fucking them, don't even touch the man's body, or even hear a loud bang for a split second and get pregnant.Some uncommon scriptures even predict that in the next 2,800 years, a new generation of religious leaders will be conceived through the pores of the scalp of certain women.They are born with a closed fontanel, because the skull is huge, which is very likely to cause vaginal tearing, anal fistula, dystocia, and even death. The Virgin Mary basically disappeared as a general term for a group of women.Hui Neng always believed that it was a legend, completely to cover up the vaginal conception caused by the adultery and incest between ordinary monks and lay people.Now, he's not so sure.

After repeatedly entering all the holes of the first beauty, the penis shot out, and both testicles seemed to be shot away. Hui Neng couldn't feel his lower body, and his body kept slipping down, lower than the floor of the cave. Be careful, just flow out of the hole.When Huineng was paralyzed on the ground, he felt his body was a puddle of snot, and he couldn't lift it up or stand without some soil.The voice sounded from all sides again: "The advantage of sleeping with my number one beauty is that she is my number one beauty." Hui Neng said, "You have great wisdom, and your words are very logical."

The voice didn't pause, and continued: "The responsibility of sleeping with my first beauty is that I have to sleep with her again every year, otherwise I will die from exhaustion." Hui Neng said: "This is a very noble responsibility, and self-touching is a very humble happiness." The voice said: "So you must try to come to my Gaogouli's Chang'an City every year. You call it Pyongyang City. Tell us what you have seen, heard, and felt for a year. You will be promoted to lecture once and sleep with me first. Beauties for one night, otherwise, Master Huineng, you will find that self-touching is the best torture in the world, and your prostate and ilium will be ejaculated."

Hui Neng said, "What if the first beauty dies in an accident?" The voice said: "We measure all the remaining women, and the one who is closest to the average will inherit the title of my number one beauty, and she will inherit all the mana of her predecessor. So my number one beauty will not be cut off, yours Responsibility does not cease." Hui Neng said, "What is your surname? Your number one beauty is a fox, and you are a mountain god?" The voice said, "I am Xincheng, a Kogoli monk." On the evening of the day when Huineng woke up, before the sun had set under the canopy of the bodhi tree, a hundred strong monks appeared at the gate of the monastery, asking to join the monastery.These monks spoke very little, with a northeast accent, and they all brought their own labor tools such as hoes, picks, and sickles.The old monk Hongren was very happy that the mountain land won by the monk Shenxiu had been reclaimed by labor, and the number of core believers in Zen seemed to have doubled, so these monks were kept.