Chapter 8 Xiao Ming

In 3012 AD, on a global scale, everyone was finally equal.At least, when it comes to health care. Before that, humans have made a lot of preparations. In 2500 AD, on a global scale, language barriers were basically eliminated.In this year, among the 10 billion people on earth, everyone can speak Chinese and English, and everyone can’t speak other languages. At least, no one dares to admit that they can speak other languages.All text, audio, and video, either in Chinese or English, Chinese pronunciation is standard Mandarin and English pronunciation is standard New York American English.There is an internationally unified button on each information device, press it, and the Chinese and English can be exchanged instantly, giving everyone full freedom.In order not to forget human civilization, all texts, audio and video in other languages ​​before 2500 AD have also been translated into Chinese and English versions. After the translation is finalized, all original materials are sealed up in secret, and the seven-fold robot guards the door , on the global library and the Internet, only information materials in Chinese and English are available for the public to read.In the process of translating historical materials, the leadership of the Earth Translation Bureau did not trust the translation given by the supercomputer (by 2400, the supercomputer already has the capabilities of the human brain such as pattern recognition, memory, learning, etc., and can play chess, Chinese Chess, backgammon, writing TV series, movies, dramas, columns, predicting the next tsunami and earthquake, designing a constitution, flirting, etc. Not to mention. By 2400, there seem to be only two things that supercomputers are obviously inferior to the human brain: playing Go and writing love poems), but fully draw on the three most difficult translation experiences in the history of Kumarajiva, Seng Zhao and Xuanzang in the early Wei and Jin Dynasties in China, translating Tianzhu Buddhist scriptures, translating Western languages ​​during the Meiji Restoration in Japan, and translating Japanese in the period of the Republic of China.Three thousand volunteers from all over the world walked into the building of the Translation Bureau and dedicated their youth and life. Most of them never left, and dedicated all their wisdom to this historical feat with a sense of mission.Korean, German, Russian, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Arabic and other small languages ​​like Sanskrit, Pali, Semitic, Latin, Egyptian, Lithuanian, Hebrew, Tibetan Like the small languages ​​such as Mandarin, Manchu, Xixia, etc. that disappeared a long time ago, they struggled for a while and then disappeared quickly.

By 2500 AD, besides Chinese and English, the only surviving language for a certain percentage of the population was French.The remaining French-speaking Earthlings have two common characteristics.A common feature is that when they speak English, very occasionally, their faces will reveal the disgust that cannot be concealed from the bottom of their hearts.Another common feature is that when they speak French to each other, especially when they eat French food together in a French restaurant and speak French, their faces will show joy erupting from the bottom of their hearts.The high-definition satellite probe covering the whole world can instantly capture the expressions of disgust and joy, and mobilize the urban management to send them to language schools and receive courses to clean French.

On the day of the summer solstice in 2550 A.D., in Babylon Square in Australia, the remaining French-speaking earthlings held their last tragic gathering. Yes, I will fight you to death.The urban management officers at Babylon Square in Australia educated them loudly in unison in English: Your mother's cunt!Hit you little girl!Knock to death with you!Then all the die-hard French people were brought to the language school to receive lessons on cleaning up French. After that summer in 2550, language barriers were eliminated across the globe. In 2600 AD, on a global scale, countries were eliminated.With the help of supercomputers and the results of Phase XIII of the Human Genome Project, countries' political systems are increasingly converging.When they first converged, the governments of various countries had not yet learned to face this fait accompli. Before promulgating new policies, they habitually abused each other for their stupidity. Policies are the only choice. The black country is bad, everything is bad, and those policies are like pig policies." The basic argument of the newspapers in the black country is: "The black country is good, everything is good, and these policies are the only choice. White The country is bad, everything is bad, and those policies are pig-like policies." When the policies are announced, people in various countries compare them and find that they are exactly the same, the Chinese version is the same, and the English version is also the same.After accepting this fact, the governments of various countries coordinate with each other to promulgate the time before promulgating new policies, and there is never a difference of one minute.In fact, any person on earth can use supercomputers and the results of Phase XIII of the Human Genome Project. Before the governments of various countries issue policies, if they are interested, any person on earth can enter a few limit values ​​on the supercomputer, such as GDP growth rate, CPI growth rate Speed, M2 supply, Internet abuse index, regional population psychological average distance from Buddha, regional women's menopause index, regional population twist index, the policy changes output by supercomputers are no different from those of governments in various countries.After that, regardless of whether it is a white country or a black country, the language most commonly used by people of various countries to welcome the new policy is: When you poke your ass, I will know what shit you are shitting.The army also gradually lost its practical significance.The method of manufacturing nuclear weapons was once everywhere on the Internet, and the input method has also transitioned from the mouse to automatically read the information of the human brain.You look at the computer screen and think briefly, without saying it: "How can a fool build a nuclear weapon?" The computer screen will display the options: "Do you want to destroy the earth: 1. Destroy once? 2. Destroy ten times? 3. Destroy one A hundred times? 4. Destroy a thousand times?” Once you make a decision in your head, within three working days, the nuclear weapon parts that meet your needs will be delivered to your door, and you can install them with a screwdriver and a hammer.In the beginning, civilian-grade nuclear weapons and military-grade nuclear weapons have different striking accuracy. The civilian-grade accuracy is nine kilometers, while the military-grade accuracy is nine centimeters.Later, this line was also released, for fear that the civilian ones would be missed and innocent people would be accidentally injured.Governments soon realized that dying once was the same as dying a thousand times.At the winter solstice of 2650 AD, governments of all countries uniformly destroyed all nuclear weapons at the same time.The saved nuclear fuel is enough for people on earth to use until 5012 AD.The next day, governments realized that there was no longer any reason to exist independently and quickly merged.Before the merger, each of the 100 countries on earth had an average of 10,000 officials above the ministerial level. After the merger, the entire planet only needs 10,000 officials above the ministerial level, and the surplus of 990,000 will soon They were digested through voluntary withdrawal. Most of those who voluntarily quit became TV drama actors, and a few became constellation experts, antique appraisers, wine tasters, and Michelin restaurant scorers.

In 2700 AD, on a global scale, currency differences were eliminated.There is only one currency left in the world, the ball currency.Ball currency does not have any physical money, it is all virtual.By 2700 A.D., everyone has a unique number in the world. Everyone's hair, pupils, fingerprints, face, smell, and all personal information terminals are connected to this number. Blowing breath and root hair can be used as payment coins way of identification. In 2800 AD, on a global scale, wage differentials were eliminated.Before each person is born, the supercomputer calculates the person's IQ and EQ based on the person's genes, matches the result with the supply and demand of future jobs in the world, and determines the education that person should receive in the future, whether to be a virgin or a virgin The way of life and the job after graduation.Because everyone is innocent, work becomes a form of obedience, so everyone gets the same wages.Because the income is the same, before 2800 AD, if you were a rich person and you did not spend extra money, you would always be a rich person, and all your previous wealth would be exchanged for ball coins under the guidance of supercomputer calculations.If you are poor and you fail to persuade people to give you money, you will remain poor.In 2800 A.D., violent activities such as robbery are impossible to exist. As soon as you think about robbery, the city management will come to you within three minutes.After 2800 AD, although the gap between the rich and the poor still existed, everyone lost hope of eliminating the gap between the rich and the poor, and after a while, they became calm.Because blowing one's breath and root hair can be used as the identification method of paying ball coins, after 2800 AD, the rich are very easy to identify.Those who dare not show their air, those who always pay attention to whether they are losing hair, and those who are always on high alert when talking to anyone, must be rich.

In 2900 AD, on a global scale, taste differences were eliminated.Unsurprisingly, the only remaining flavors are Chinese food, with General Zuo's Chicken and Peking Duck being the most famous dishes around the world.British food wasn't chosen because there wasn't much good food to eat in Britain as early as 1912.French cuisine was not selected because it was afraid of stimulating the knowledge of French that has not been washed away by very few people. In fact, by AD 3012, all major preparations have been completed, and there are no substantial obstacles to achieving equality for all on a global scale.However, after all, equality for all is a big deal. Human beings have never stopped yearning for this ideal since they became human beings. If they fail to pass the pilot program and announce full implementation within a day, no matter how much preparation and effort they have Demonstration, the earth government can't make this determination.After three weeks of repeated discussions, the earth government decided to start the trial with medical care: from January 1, 3012 AD, everyone will enjoy completely equal medical care.

The reason for choosing medical care as a pilot is simple: From an ethical point of view, everyone begins with birth and ends with death. After the social productive forces are greatly enriched, there should be no difference.One leg of you and one leg of mine and one leg of his and one leg of the President of the Earth and one leg of Christ Jesus, this one, not two.From a practical point of view, over the years, hospitals in many places have been public non-profit hospitals. What needs to be done now is to change all private for-profit hospitals, which account for less than 10% of the total, to public for-profit hospitals, which is not difficult. Big.

After get off work, before going to the cafeteria for dinner, Xiao Ming drank half a glass of beer and posted a Weibo on his computer in the office: "Eleventh month and eleven days of medical equality for all, it is still successful, everything is fine, no flaw." Since January 1, 3012, Xiao Ming has posted a microblog every day about the pilot project of medical equality for everyone. As of today, in Xiao Ming's heart, the pilot is a success every day, and everything is fine and flawless. Cloud computing has long been realized on a global scale. Enter your fingerprint or breathe in any terminal device, and you will enter your usual information service. You can't pretend to be others, and others can't pretend to be you. Any content you create, Even all the process of creation (time, place, emotion, modification rhythm, machines used, etc.) are recorded in the cloud data center in detail and replicated in real time to two backup centers separated by more than 500 kilometers , to ensure that information will never be lost.This information is highly confidential, no one knows, except the supercomputer system.The supercomputer system regularly analyzes all of your information, and the analysis results are used to adjust your future education and training, work position, and married life.What the supercomputer knows but Xiao Ming doesn't know is that every reply to Xiao Ming's Weibo is reviewed by a special team in real time, and any negative comments about the pilot will not be displayed.

Xiao Ming is the Chief Medical Director of Earth. Xiao Ming's individual existence is an absolute accident, but it is by no means accident that Xiao Ming obtained this position from the earth government.Based on the supercomputer system’s analysis of the massive data accumulated in the system, among all the dead and living doctors, all the doctors’ physiology (weight, height, blood pressure, blood sugar, body temperature, body hair, chest circumference, waist circumference, brain volume, vital capacity, penis length, thickness, etc.), psychology (fear, optimism, desire, calmness, benevolence, brute force, etc.), intelligence (calculation, law recognition, difference recognition, logical reasoning, creation, memory, learning, etc.), physical strength (running, Among the 15,000 indicators such as jumping, throwing, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, etc.), Xiao Ming's score is the most normal, not a single bit worse, in the normal distribution The most middle of the middle.The guiding ideology of choosing Xiao Ming as the chief medical director of the earth is very clear: only the most normal people are most likely to manage the entire medical system and provide everyone with the most average medical services.

With the full support of the supercomputer system and the urban management system, Xiao Ming and his team quickly made a decision. In the first stage of the pilot, the focus of realizing medical equality for everyone was to focus on the service provider rather than the service demand side. In fact, from the perspective of technical means, the advancement of genetic engineering has been able to unify the medical needs of all people at the physiological level.European and American philosophers and politicians in the barbaric era said that all people are born equal, but in fact they are far from true equality. They just said that everyone is equal in the act of being born. They were all born by mother.Modern genetic engineering can truly make all people born equal. Through artificial means, all children born will have exactly the same genome.With this foundation, through the calculation and distribution of the supercomputer system, it is ensured that the acquired nutrition and living environment are similar, so that the medical service needs of each person can be truly consistent.With this kind of consistency, medical equality is a breeze. Vaccinations at what age, circumcision at what age, appendix removal at age, hormone supplementation at age, etc. can be carried out in an orderly manner globally.However, the current population has not yet implemented a birth policy with a unified genome, and is far from being equal in terms of physiology, psychology, intelligence, and physical strength.If it is implemented now, the birth policy of unified genome will have to wait until all human beings before this policy are implemented are dead, so that all human beings are born equal.In addition, Xiao Ming is very worried. All doctors already have a large number of samples. He himself has been calculated as the most normal individual. According to the genome of each individual human being, all the children born are likely to be exactly like Xiao Ming, every boy is like Xiao Ming, and every girl is exactly like Xiao Ming.Growing up, straight or gay, cuddling, sleeping together, fucking others like you fuck yourself, exactly.As for what is wrong with the fact that all human beings on the earth look the same, Xiao Ming's intelligence level cannot be fully analyzed, but he is always anxious inside.Xiao Ming asked the supercomputer system about the underlying cause of this anxiety, "Why can't people on earth be the same physically and psychologically?" After three days of continuous operation of the supercomputer system, the huge energy consumption caused power cuts in many industrial parks around the world. And the power outage, the final conclusion is: "I don't know." This is the first time in the history of nearly a hundred years.

Under the realistic conditions of biological inequality, another pilot program is to transform human psychological cognition, unify human world outlook, outlook on life and aesthetics, and accept any service assigned to them.A small pilot of the program ended in disastrous failure.Based on a full analysis of all religions in history (especially Buddhism, which advocates a calm acceptance of everything in the outside world), the project team quickly formulated and adopted a unified world outlook and outlook on life that human beings should have.However, despite the concentration of 90% of human computing resources and the best biophysicists and neurobiologists, they still have not been able to solve how to perfectly inject this set of unified worldview, outlook on life and aesthetics into human minds, becoming The only belief of mankind.

One of the exploratory trials is artificial assisted reproduction.During a period of one year, a thousand young men in their thirties who had erectile dysfunction participated in the experiment, under the double influence of the best neurobiological intervention system and the traditional political and ideological education system, they were instilled with this set of methods. A unified world outlook, outlook on life and aesthetics.A year later, in the experiment of free selection of pornography and self-touching, if one carefully analyzed the types of pornography selected, the regularity of watching, the movements of self-touching, and the way of climax, a thousand people would have a thousand different ways.The experiment was repeated three times, and there were three thousand differences among one thousand people, each person was different each time. Two hundred academicians of the Academy of Earth Sciences proposed another plan for equal distribution under the condition of inconsistent needs: drawing lots.This plan was rejected by the supercomputer system before it was implemented. For the 200 academicians of the Academy of Earth Sciences who designed this plan, the supercomputer system displayed a line of simple and clear words in Chinese and English on all computer screens around the world: "Fuck your mother, You insulted my intelligence." Xiao Ming led the project team, with the help of neuroscientists, endocrinologists, supercomputer systems and insurance company alliances, and quickly eliminated the differences in medical supply worldwide. The project team formulated codes for all diseases, and stipulated the treatment methods, service levels, and charging levels for all codes. Doctors all over the world have done a very detailed physical examination.According to the results of the physical examination, the supercomputer installed a human brain interferometer for each doctor.The function of the first version of the human brain interferometer is only the function of managing treatment methods.For any doctor who does not treat according to the prescribed treatment method, the human brain interferometer will send out a signal when the treatment has just started but the city management will appear in front of him.The second version of the human brain interferometer draws on the latest achievements in the treatment of mental illness, and its functions are more powerful. Any doctor who does not treat according to the prescribed treatment method will automatically treat any doctor who has just moved his mind but the treatment has not yet started. The doctor received an electric shock, the intensity of which would make most doctors fall to the ground, foaming at the mouth.Version 3 of Brain Interferometer adds the ability to manage service levels.Any doctor whose brain is too smart and whose hands and feet are too dexterous will receive an electric shock when he shows off his skills. The smarter his brain and the more dexterous his hands and feet, the stronger the intensity of the electric shock, and he will spit foam all over the floor.Any doctor with a dickish brain and clumsy hands and feet will receive an electric shock when he shows up. The more dickish the brain, the clumsier the hands and feet, the stronger the electric shock, foaming all over the floor.Xiao Ming has tried to bring the third version of the human brain interferometer for a long time, but he has not been shocked once, which shows that he is indeed the most normal doctor, and also shows that the quality of the third version of the human brain interferometer has passed the test and is worth promoting. Soon, a person on earth will see any doctor at any time at any place, as long as the disease he sees is a disease, he will receive exactly the same medical services.On a global scale, everyone is finally equal.At least, when it comes to health care. The problem arose after a year of piloting. Brain interferometers are very effective at punishing the smart and quick-witted, and although these doctors often have tears in their eyes, their service level is getting closer and closer to the standard.However, for those with dickish brains and clumsy hands and feet, the effect of the human brain interferometer has not been good. The more electric shocks and stimulation, the more dickish the brains and clumsier hands and feet of some doctors. The supercomputer system thoroughly investigated the situation and guided the project team to redefine the service levels of all disease codes, replacing the old global service standards with new global service standards.For the above reasons, the new global service standard is one piece lower than the old global service standard.However, this does not affect the provision of the same medical services to all on a global scale. On the day of the winter solstice in AD 3012, Xiao Ming was removed from the position of global chief medical director. The latest statistics from the supercomputer system showed that Xiao Ming was no longer the most normal doctor.While being dismissed, Xiao Ming wore a brain interferometer.That afternoon, when Xiao Ming was undergoing oophorectomy, he was shocked three times and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth. However, if a person on Earth seeks medical treatment from any doctor at any place and at any time, as long as the disease he sees is a disease, the medical services he receives will still be exactly the same, and the pilot project will still be successful. After the medical quality standard was lowered to a certain level, all major pharmaceutical companies and medical instrument companies also successively disbanded all R&D departments, and produced drugs and medical instruments strictly in accordance with lower and lower global standards. After the standard of medical quality has been lowered to a certain level, there have been many incidents of patients beating doctors around the world.The effect of mobilizing urban management and coordination is also not good. Most of the patients who beat up doctors are urban management. After discussion between the supercomputer system and the project team, all doctors were forced to participate in on-the-job training, which included 50-meter back-and-forth running and self-defense for doctors.Doctor's self-defense is developed by the world's top martial arts masters, combining the essence of Wing Chun, Taekwondo, boxing and Sanda.