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The human anatomy test will be taken tomorrow, and Mr. Bai said that he will answer questions for an hour at the end.Usually all the people who skipped class to sleep, skipped class to pick up girls came, some people in the class were diligent and some were lazy, but no one was stupid.The dissecting room was rarely bustling, with more than thirty people sitting scattered, eight or nine dismembered corpses lying horizontally on the dissecting trolley, two human skeletons protruding hard at the front of the classroom, Mr. Bai surrounded by In the middle, the chalk is held between the smoky fingers, feeling valued, expected, and desired, with a happy face.The teacher before the exam is like the flower of a village before the first night. Before the first night, all the villagers have the motivation to observe the consummation of the house. The small ones will go home and move a bench; Running up, there may not be anyone watching.Mr. Bai is now happy with a little restraint, like a girl who is looking forward to being cut off from her daughter's body in a few hours. The two human bones beside him seem to be infected by him, grinning.

"You can ask." Mr. Bai said. "Didn't you say it?" Hopu interrupted. "The school stipulates that it is not allowed to draw key points or draw up outlines before the exam. If you have any questions, ask them, and if you have no questions, go back, wash up early, and go to bed." "I have a question, what's the test tomorrow?" Du Zhong sat far away at the door, but when he asked the question, the whole room echoed, and the two skeletons shook. "That's not a problem." Mr. Bai lit a cigarette for himself. "Is there a question mark?"

I agree with Mr. Bai.Many problems are not problems, but competitions.For example, the title of Gauguin's painting: Where do we come from?what are weWhere are we going?That's when the tropical big bread fruit is full, and the girl with big breasts sleeps too much and competes with herself.Einstein repeatedly warned passionate young people not to think about the ultimate problem, because thinking about it will lead them into it. "Okay, I'll give you the answer. I said it in class tomorrow." "Are you taking everything you've said? There are too many." "No one expects you to be right?"

"Why don't you take the test? For example, the reproductive system? We also study biology in high school, but it is taught separately for men and women. And there is no experiment on the twelfth chapter of the reproductive system, and it is never taken." "I will definitely take the exam. Our reproductive system is carefully explained. The students who are assigned to male corpses and the students who are assigned to female corpses, let you exchange what you have seen during the lecture. In the feudal past, gynecologists went to the operating table and opened their stomachs. , all internal genital organs can be seen and touched casually; but during normal inspections, all external genital organs cannot be seen, even if killed. That era of ignorance and backwardness is gone forever.” Mr. Bai said emotionally, I couldn't help waving my arm, and dusted off the cigarette ash by the way.

In fact, the age of ignorance is far from over. After a few years, when we study obstetrics and gynecology, and practice in outpatient clinics, no female patient wants to be examined by us.The most prestigious old female professor used herself as a bait, "Don't let my students see you, and don't let me see you." And said earnestly, "Our hospital is a teaching hospital and must undertake teaching tasks. If our students graduate I can’t tell the difference between my sister-in-law and my little girl. How will I serve the people in the future? Ten years later, decades later, when I die, who do you go to see a doctor? Who do your daughters go to see a doctor?” But the female patients just don’t I bought it, and when I entered the consultation room, I saw four of us boys who were all over 1.80 meters, and turned around and ran away.In the end, the old professor could only let the four of us hide behind the screen. There was no signal, and we were not allowed to speak or move, just like Qiu Shaoyun.After the old professor arranged for the female patient to take off her shoes and trousers, lie on her back on the hospital bed, with her legs curled up and spread apart in a lithotomy position, with a gesture, we came out from behind the screen one after another, one, two, three one, four.The female patient screamed wildly, as if she had seen the most terrifying thing in the world, she picked up her trousers and ran out. She came back to pick up her shoes and purse a few hours later.

Mr. Bai is a very passionate person. When he speaks emotionally, sparks flash in his eyes.I can fully imagine how attractive Mr. Bai was to girls when he was young.The first class was about an introduction to anatomy. Mr. Bai jumped up and down, and wrote down the oracle in the temple of Apollo in ancient Greek on the blackboard: know yourself; recite Shakespeare’s hymn about man in English; What is the literary name.A Korean student named Plantago in my class was sitting next to me, looking up at Mr. Bai with reverence, and asked me in a low voice: "Is Mr. Bai a great scientist?" I said, I will also tell you something about Shakespeare. Let's tell the story, an old Red Army, after participating in the revolution, followed Chen Duxiu, Zhang Guotao, and Lin Biao successively.Unlucky, uneducated, and illiterate, so I had no ambitions and never married in my life.The old Red Army had a decent style of work, neither rape nor whoring, so before his death, decades ago, he was still a virgin, except for self-blasphemy.Before his death, the old Red Army was crying, and he couldn't stand his eyes when he died. He shouted: "Shakespeare! Shakespeare! Shakespeare!" The old comrades and subordinates around were confused. The old Red Army was illiterate and illiterate.Only a little nurse next to him was from the old Red Army's hometown. After understanding it, he secretly laughed and told the people around the old Red Army that the old Red Army spoke the dialect of his hometown: "What is forced? What is forced? What is forced? Huh?" After understanding, Plantago said to me: "Qiu Shui, you are not a good person. You are an obscene person. You are a vulgar person." Then asked me: "Are you a great writer?"

After dusting off the cigarette, Mr. Bai continued: "The reproductive system must be the key point in this exam. I don't want you to be timid in the future. After the Cultural Revolution, our medical school just resumed, and the old director of the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department asked your brother, how big are the ovaries? Your brother compared your hands to the size of an egg; the old director asked, how big is the ovary? Your brother compared your hands to the size of a pear; the old director asked again, how big is the ovary? Your brother compared it to the size of a leather ball. The old director said, I see you Let’s go back to another year. Your brother just squatted for a year. I hope you don’t embarrass me like this in the future.” In fact, this question is a bit unfair. If you ask our seniors, how long is the penis, the seniors must know; even if they don’t know , Make gestures temporarily, and you will know.

"Will those holes at the base of the skull be tested?" "Test." "One day I met the director of internal medicine in the bathhouse. I had nothing to say, so I asked him, do you still remember the holes in the skull base, and which structures pass through the middle and around them. He replied, how could he remember. Director If you can’t remember it, it means it’s useless. If you don’t do brain surgery or neurology, it’s useless. Since it’s useless, why do you still take the test?” Hopu continued to ask. "Every time you eat, you poop afterward. Why do you still eat? You remember. After learning, remembering and then forgetting is different from never learning and not knowing at all. Even if you forget, At least you know where to look for it. Just like how much do you remember about the preparatory studies at Peking University? But that kind of training will benefit you all your life. It is humanistic care, scientific accomplishment, and invaluable. The country, The school trains you as masters, don’t steal momentary laziness, don’t compete for momentary gain or loss. Do you understand? In fact, there are many things that need to be mastered, such as cranial nerves, twelve pairs, memorize the formula I taught you.”

"One sight, two smells, three eye movements, four slides, five forks, six abductions, seven faces, eight ears, nine tongues and swallowing, the vagus sublingual sublingual whole." "right." "It's like playing foreign paintings when I was a child. Lu Bu is the most powerful in foreign paintings of the Three Kingdoms. One is Lu, the other is Zhao, the third is Dianwei, four passes, five horses, and six Zhang Fei." "right." A lot of principles are interlinked, and there is no temperament in the things learned seriously, and none of them are real kung fu that can be used.Fight on the street, practice courage; dig mines in the window, practice logic; talk to a girl, practice expression.When I think about it carefully, all my writing skills are built around my sexual interest and stroked my penis.Pre-Qin prose, Han Fu, Tang poetry, Song Ci, Yuan opera, Ming and Qing novels, and modern literary garbage, I practiced backwards from the present to the ancient.After reading the Hong Kong version of Gu Long and Jin Yong, I learned traditional Chinese characters, then "The Twelfth Floor", then "Hua Jian Ci", "Xiang Lian Poem", then "Ode to the Interaction of Yin and Yang", and finally "Dongxuanzi", "Su Nu through".Since I was a child, I was afraid that others would force me to do things, especially serious things.There was only one time when I was a child, when my father forced me to learn "Follow Me" on a whim one day when I was in elementary school.He went to buy a complete set of textbooks and videotapes. He said, English is good, English is important, let's learn together.I studied for two weeks, and then said to him very seriously, if you really want to destroy me, just keep forcing me to study, otherwise just throw away the textbooks.It took me three years to shake off the distaste for English that I developed in those two weeks.It wasn't until I went to Peking University and got a copy of "Meat Futon" translated into English by a famous foreign teacher from a foreign teacher that I realized that English can be so beautiful. The textbook of "Follow Me" was later bought as a waste product, and it costs 30 cents a catty, which is more expensive than newspapers, which cost 20 cents.The video tape was taken by my brother to record porn, and now it is locked in my brother's drawer.In serious porn, there are too few dialogues, it looks like "Animal World", the male toad hugs the female toad's waist, otherwise it can be used to practice spoken English, and I must remember it well.I always think that the concept of shooting porn should be reformed, not entirely for masturbation; feature films and porn should be combined, and porn is an organic part of the story.The monk said that Buddhism is to eat when you should eat, sleep when you should sleep, and have sex when you should have sex.The normal practice of lay people is to think about work when eating, thinking about lovers when sleeping with their wives, and thinking about ethics and morality when having sex with their lovers.

I once introduced my experience of learning Chinese to the Korean Plantago, as a master of Chinese studies, and he understood it leisurely.A few days later, Plantago told me that he used my method to memorize a Chinese character "bite" that he hadn't memorized for two or three years. "Bite, blowjob; blowjob, bite." Plantago repeated with an innocent look on her face. "Ms. Bai, you have to reduce our burden a little bit, right? It's getting late, and we want to wash up early and go to bed." Hopu still didn't give up. "What do you not want to rely on?" Mr. Bai asked.

"The structure of the inner ear. It has six sides, and it's too difficult to distinguish it alone. At least don't look at the real thing." "Okay, no exam." "Psoas muscles, back muscles. The starting and ending points are too messy. How good Chinese medicine is, I don't need to worry about it so much. Lumbago? Let's say, kidney deficiency." "Okay, no exam." "No, Teacher Bai, you should take the test, it's not fair if you don't take the test." Among the girls, a voice called out, it was Wei Yan, a girl from Shanghai.Wei Yan must have memorized the structure of the inner ear and the nine-pack psoas. She felt that her hard work would be in vain, and she would lose a chance to stand out from others, so she called out.I know that there are definitely not a few people who think it's unfair not to test anything. Those people can do everything.Every day after eating at five o’clock in the afternoon, I would go to study on the seventh floor with my books in my arms, and then return to the dormitory to wash my ass and sleep at two o’clock in the evening.Wei Yan just can't bear to let herself suffer, so she will complain if she is not fair. Wei Yan is from Shanghai.Wei Yan is a Shanghainese among Shanghainese.Wei Yan seldom sees the big Chu clearly, and the small Chu will never suffer.I think it's most likely environment related.There are so many people in such a small place like Shanghai.If you don’t grab the latrine, you can only pull your trouser pockets; if you can’t grab the last piece of toilet paper, you can only use expired newspapers and the People’s Daily editorials that wipe your butt.Wei Yan is a talented person.There are two audiovisual stores on Dongdan Street, one in the east and the other in the west, separated by tens of meters.The new song tape is on the market, the store on the east side of the road sells a set for ten yuan, and the one on the west side of the road sells a set for ten yuan and five.However, the one in Ludong does not allow trial listening. You can only open it after paying the money. There is no refund if there is no quality problem; while the one in Luxi allows trial listening. If you have a thick skin, after listening to it, you don’t like it .Wei Yan's solution was to try it out at the store on the west side of the road, and if she was sure that she would like it, she would go to the store on the east side of the road to buy it.A more classic case of Wei Yan happened in a McDonald's.Wei Yan went shopping until she was full of urination, and found this McDonald's, urinated, used hand sanitizer, washed her hands, wiped her face, dried her face, touched up her makeup, and finally asked the waiter for two bags of potatoes at the counter I put a strip of ketchup for dipping in my schoolbag, and went out to go shopping. "Okay, let's add two additional questions. One is to list the important structures of the inner ear, and the other is to answer the starting and ending points of the two psoas muscles. If you answer correctly, you will get 10 points for each." Mr. Bai said. Seeing that they couldn't get much out of Mr. Bai, some people left first.These people can be roughly divided into two categories. One category is people who haven't read much at all this semester, and the anatomy textbooks are still clean and tidy, as bright as new, without any human oil stains, such as magnolia magnolia.Xin Yi must have no time to sleep tonight.He must make a cup of strong tea, put on a coat, and spend the whole night reciting in the study room on the seventh floor.Xin Yi will definitely pass.His mind is surprisingly good, and his efficiency is amazing under heavy pressure. Soon after Xin Yi entered school, he realized that he was out of line with this job. He picked up a scalpel, and within ten minutes he would cut his hand, faint when he saw his own blood, and knock off his front teeth when he fell to the floor.Xin Yi has two huge upper front teeth, each missing a corner, the left one missing the left corner, and the right one missing the right corner, and the gap on the right was made this semester.Now Xin Yi smiles like a rabbit.A long time later, Xin Yi successfully changed his career and told me secretly that he felt that he was abnormal, and that if he wanted to be a doctor, trouble would inevitably happen.There is a school of psychology that believes that a man's first love determines his emotional orientation throughout his life.Xin Yi liked a girl when she was a child. The girl's parents' unit produced white cloth, and the little girl only wore white cloth clothes.I can imagine, at that time, in the disgraced Beijing, among the disgraced crowd, what kind of visual effect it was.When the grown-up Xin Yi sees the white coat, his penis becomes bloodshot and his glans protrudes.I said, if the Xinyi family is reduced to bullfighting after hundreds of thousands of years, the matador must use white cloth.Xin Yi said that if people with impotence were like him, it would be very easy to treat.In short, Xin Yi is always worried, if he really becomes a doctor, how to work with female nurses and female doctors in white coats, how to be able to be in heat and stop rituals, and how to maintain a good relationship after years of being in heat and stopping rituals. A basic healthy state of mind.Even if it can be done, it is not a comfortable thing to walk around with the crotch stiff all day long.The ideal state of the penis should be Monkey King's golden cudgel, which can overwhelm the river when it is used, and shrink it into an embroidery needle and put it in the ear hole when it is not in use.Hydraulic elevators, folding umbrellas, and space shuttle robotic arms are all applications of penis bionics.Xin Yi said that he went to this medical school because of his father, the leader of the Guitian squad.There is still some truth to class determinism, at least it applies to his father.His father's family has been in small businesses for several generations, and the greatest ideal in life is to be able to live without worrying about food and clothing for the rest of his life.No matter whether pies fall from the sky, bricks or bombs, you can live and work in peace.Based on this ideal, when Xin Yi's father filled out the volunteers for him before the college entrance examination, he filled in all the medical school.No matter what age, no matter what class, if you suddenly become impotent, you will feel anxious, look for telephone poles everywhere, and see old military doctors. Therefore, being a doctor is a very stable profession, and you can live comfortably all your life.I told Xin Yi that another important reason for your tragedy is that you are too unique.If the abnormality of Xin Yi is very common and becomes a social problem, there will be an extra check during the college entrance examination.Put a large white cloth in front of a boy and let him stare at it for three minutes. If an erection occurs and does not subside within one minute, the test result is positive.This test may be named the white cloth erection test.Boys who test positive cannot apply for clinical medicine, nursing, or butchery, just like people who are colorblind cannot apply for clothing design, and people with large livers cannot apply for pilots.So in this post-modern society, if you are unlucky, you will be unlucky for everyone, and if you are unlucky for everyone, it is actually not unlucky. Another type of people who broke up first are people who have never been very demanding of themselves, such as Huangqi.Huang Qi also attends classes, studies, and self-study on the seventh floor, but Huang Qi seldom works hard.In fact, Huang Qi was calm and relaxed. Except for constipation and his girlfriend Juan'er, she never tried too hard to force herself to do anything, and never put pressure on herself.Astragalus pays attention to the day by day, the cup is full of wine, and the flowers are blooming in the small garden. He can always find simple and exquisite happiness, and he is willing to pay the price for it, such as not good enough grades, not enough appreciation from the professor, and so on.A few years later, when choosing a topic for scientific research training, Huang Qi insisted on choosing the neurophysiological topic that required dogs as experimental animals, even though the topic was extremely difficult, and the instructor was a famous jerk.Huang Qi said that at the end of the project, he could kill dogs and stew meat, and this idea made him very excited.It is a tacit right to eat dog meat after ten months of dog experiments.On the day of stewing dog meat with astragalus, in order to ensure sufficient firepower, Uncle Hu confiscated the electric stoves with more than 500 watts in the whole dormitory building half a day in advance.Put pepper and aniseed ingredients in, and after a short while, the dog meat on the first corridor is fragrant.Huang Qi said that if you eat seafood, you should drink white wine, if you eat steak, you should drink red wine, and if you eat dog meat sacrificed for the experiment, you should drink 70% medical alcohol.I don’t know if it was because the methanol content of the medical alcohol exceeded the standard, or the nerve medicine used for the dog penetrated into the dog meat, or the interaction between the two. Anyway, four people, including Huang Qi and me, fell down in the end.Forty-eight hours later, Huang Qi and I woke up one after another.Huangqi moved her tongue, touched her crotch again, the hardness was still there, and then ordered me loudly, "Qiu Shui, recite a Tang poem for me!" I said, "The moonlight in front of the window is probably frost on the ground." He let out a long breath, and said with relief, "Qiu Shui, all your valuables are still there, and they are not broken. You are still Qiu Shui, and I did not cause a catastrophe." Then fell asleep. Huang Qi likes Beijing, and he can appreciate the real benefits of Beijing.I asked him if he felt that there is a kind of magical decay in Beijing. Such a big place, which has been so big for so long, seems to be under the sun, there is nothing too new, just a normal heart.Feeling too good, making a big fuss, and being self-indulgent can easily come across as dumbass.Huang Qi laughed, and only when he arrived in Beijing did he realize that the space between color and space is just a thin piece of paper.In the data, it is possible to analyze the law; if there is more data, the law becomes very conspicuous, and you can know it without statistics or analysis.Beijing has been decaying for too long. If you stay in it for a long time, if you don’t read the Twenty-Four Histories, you will feel a strong sense of time and order in your heart.The difference between the camel Xiangzi and the driver, the green wool sedan and the Mercedes-Benz 600, the eight alleys and the eight art schools, the brothel and the nightclub, the difference between them is only a thin piece of paper.Beauty will soon be old, heroes will be forgotten soon, and in the blink of an eye, the weeds will be waist high.I asked Huang Qi whether she believed that people have souls.Huang Qi said that people are at least popular.I think, with a teapot, the tea leaves are soaked in the teapot for a period of time, even if the tea is drunk, even if the tea leaves are poured out, the tea gas is still there.Beijing is a big teapot.Too many temperamental people have been soaked in Beijing like tea leaves. Even if the temperament is exhausted, even if the person may die, the popularity is still there, like the smell of tea.Ghosts have no weight, I think, the popularity of the dead will not be very heavy, like dust pollution, floating over the city for decades, hundreds of years, thousands of years, without stopping to think for a moment. Sometimes I suddenly think that the world is often beautiful because of people like Huang Qi.When Huang Qi is in a good mood, she will praise me a few words, saying that my writing feels good and I can always express unspeakable things; but my body is too evil, and the pen becomes a demon sword in my hand.I said, with people like Huang Qi, people like me will be allowed to write words with a lot of evil spirits, and then people who criticize literature and art will carefully search for the origin of the evil spirits between words; Huang Qi is the most original food chain. At the first level, you only need to live, you don't need to read chapters and quotes, just like small shrimps at the bottom of the river, you only need to enjoy the sun and air.Huang Qi believes that the most beautiful place in Beijing is the buttocks of the Forbidden City, along the Tongzi River.That place is very close to us. It takes only ten minutes to get there from our school.The most beautiful time in that place is at night.Huang Qi said that standing by the Tongzi River and looking at the turret, if there is no moon at night, he will cry; if there is a moon, he will get erection.Huang Qi said that Juan'er is not just as simple as having big breasts and no brains.The first time Huang Qi took Juan'er to Tongzi River, there was a moon, Juan'er didn't say a word for 20 minutes, and then asked him if he wanted to run naked together.At that moment, Huang Qi felt that Juan'er was as beautiful as a flower.This metaphor, at that time and place, is safe and appropriate, without being vulgar. There are still some people who stay around Mr. Bai, hoping that when everyone is gone, Mr. Bai can privately disclose some things that are inconvenient to be disclosed in public.Wei Yan is one of them. Waiting for people to leave is a long process, especially when some people have similar mentality.Wei Yan looked around to see if there were any interesting things that could be used to pass the waiting time.Wei Yan saw Eucommia's anatomy textbook and felt that she had suffered a disadvantage.Du Zhong's dirty anatomy textbook has a brand new cover.Wei Yan's eyes were sharp, and she immediately saw that the book cover of Eucommia was the People's Daily of that day.Eucommia has a Xiaofang in his hometown, and Xiaofang in his hometown often writes to him.Du Zhong didn't want everyone in the class to know too much, so he kept talking about it; he also wanted to know the situation of others, so he didn't give anyone the key to the mailbox in the class, and took the initiative to open the mailbox every day to get letters and newspapers.The school subscribed to the People's Daily, Reference News, China Youth Daily and Beijing Youth Daily for each class.The daily newspapers are naturally read by Du Zhong first, then read by other people in Du Zhong's dormitory, and then circulated in other boys' dormitories.Basically, the newspaper didn't know where it went until it reached the girls.Most girls don’t care about state affairs. It is enough to know which specialty store on Dongdan Street has new dresses, which one is on sale, and where perverts have been haunted recently, so they don’t care much about whether they can read the newspaper in time every day.Wei Yan actually didn't care if she knew about the country's major affairs, but when she counted her losses, she felt that she had suffered a loss.If I don’t read those newspapers for a day, I will lose one yuan; for one year, it will be more than four hundred yuan; for eight years of medical studies, it will be more than three thousand yuan; I can buy a lot of discounted skirts.So every time Wei Yan saw Du Zhong, she yelled for Du Zhong to treat her.Every time Du Zhong asked her why.Wei Yan repeated to Du Zhong how the calculation of the more than 3,000 yuan was calculated.Du Zhong said every time, if you don't invite you to dinner, it just makes you feel uncomfortable. Wei Yan saw Du Zhong wrapping the book cover with a brand new newspaper today, and felt that being idle was idle, so why not talk to Du Zhong, so that he would not always look like a good-looking guy who got cheap, and felt that she, Wei Yan, was a bully. "Du Zhong, why do you take our class's newspaper as your own foreskin?" Wei Yan shouted loudly in front of everyone.Wei Yan is used to shortening nouns, for example, calling artificial abortion a flow, and calling a live performance a live performance.Wei Yan herself was completely unaware of the nature of the vocabulary used, but most of the others understood it. Everyone looked at each other, before they could laugh, Wei Yan then shouted loudly: "Du Zhong, I haven't read the newspaper that you pretend to be, and we girls haven't read it yet!" Du Zhong also understood it and turned red. One face, big eyes staring at Wei Yan fiercely, without saying a word. "Duzhong, I'm talking to you! Tear off your foreskin and let me see it! I haven't read it yet. You are also reasonable. It is a class newspaper, not yours. Other class members are useless. Of course you can use it as a foreskin. But we haven't seen it yet. I have seen it, other girls have seen it, and I will give it back to you. We don't want your foreskin. We just want to see it. We won't give it to you. Don't be so petty." I finally couldn't help it, laughed wildly, and said, "Du Zhong, just show Wei Yan your foreskin." Wei Yan was understood by my smile.He and Du Zhong pointed at me and said, "Qiu Shui, you are not a good person. Qiu Shui, you are a bad person." I was really wronged, I said, "What did I say? What did I say?" Knowing that they were getting angry, I said hello to my girlfriend and escaped from the anatomy classroom. With my girlfriend here, I am very relieved.Whenever Mr. Bai reveals anything new, she will write it down and tell me, and I will tell Xinyi and Huangqi.But first I will tell them the story of Eucommia foreskin.