Chapter 10 Chapter 9 Granulomatous Fingers

I went back to the dormitory, and the people in the dormitory were playing "Shikoku" while discussing whether the range of corpses brought back by the girls was reliable. "You say, are the girls in our class charming enough?" "Of course. Although the girls in our class are not stunning, some have eyebrows like a willow, some have a face like peach blossoms, and some have big breasts. Taken together, they are definitely not to be underestimated, and they can make waves. Evil forces. Moreover, if you look at girls from a distance, you are always used to judging movie stars, so naturally you can’t do it; in fact, most movie stars take off their clothes, wear big pants, and come out of the bathroom, they look like turtles; There are too few Jingchai who are self-confident and look up to the sky without concealing their national beauty. But if the girl comes up to her by herself, your evaluation criteria will be different. When a female monkey smiles at you, you may feel flattered. Magnolia you Don’t laugh, let’s talk about you. It’s like our senior brother, Wang Da, always nagging about Ling’s name in his class. , look at Wang Da’s expression on Ling now, just like looking at Yang Yuhuan. So, the question is not whether the girls in our class are attractive enough, but whether Teacher Bai is a man.”

"Mr. Bai must be a good guy. He is actually quite unlucky. During our eight-year schooling system, he studied until the seventh year. After the Cultural Revolution, he was sent to Shanxi without any diploma. When he arrived in Shanxi, he was not allowed to do big things. He can only do appendectomy. Over the past few years, he has become very proficient in appendix surgery, the fastest three and a half minutes, from the stage to the stage. Then he stood with a knife in his hand, looking around, full of ambition, like a master of the evil sect. But the unlucky things are not over yet. He is so familiar with appendectomy that others always think he is fooling around. Once, the county magistrate’s sister-in-law performed an appendectomy on his hand for three and a half minutes, and got infected a few days later. He had a high fever of ten degrees, which lasted for three days, and almost died. In fact, it is not necessarily Mr. Bai's fault. Poor pre-operation preparation, incomplete disinfection of assistants, improper handling after operation, there are many possibilities. But who let Mr. Bai be The one who was sent down, who made him proud, stood with a knife in his hand, looked around for it, and was full of ambition, like a master of the evil sect. The hospital decided to push him to take the blame, and the county magistrate put him in jail. About the next thing There are different versions, some say that the county magistrate's sister-in-law is guilty; some say that the county magistrate's sister-in-law is standing on the operating table by Mr. Bai, holding a knife, looking around, full of ambition, like an evil master Some said that the county magistrate's sister-in-law felt very excited when her belly was touched by a man who was not her father for the first time. Anyway, the ending is the same. The county magistrate's sister-in-law fell in love with Mr. Bai and had sex with him One leg. After Mr. Bai returned to the city, my sister-in-law sent him big red dates to eat every year."

"Red dates nourish blood, and red things can nourish yin." "So the Red Army must be able to defeat the White Bandits." Xin Yi used his Red Commander to eat a White Company Commander of the opponent. "I heard that the county magistrate's sister-in-law from the year before last finally couldn't bear it anymore. She combed her hair with egg whites, wrapped her body in a light green jacket, and brought a large bag of red dates to Beijing. She wanted to pretend to be a nanny and sneak into the Bai mansion." Most of these stories were told by Uncle Hu.Uncle Hu is the administrator of our dormitory, all boys and girls are in charge.Uncle Hu's style of managing the dormitory is that as long as the building is not demolished, he doesn't care about anything. He will notify us a week in advance if there is a sanitation inspection.During one winter vacation, I played two tables of mahjong in the dormitory. A dozen people smoked more than a dozen packs of cigarettes and drank two cases of beer in one night. Uncle Hu only said, "Keep your voice down."

Uncle Hu is a hundred years old, and he remembers things that happened a thousand years ago.Uncle Hu already existed when the school was first established.Uncle, it is an honorary title.In the list of famous doctors in China, he watched 90% of the people finish their studies; all the doctors who treated the central government leaders got out of the car and bowed when they saw Uncle Hu, and all of them did not call him Uncle Hu.Uncle Hu always said that the biggest trouble in life is getting old and not dying, and time is hard to pass.He said that when people are old, no matter whether they have read books or not, the only way to live a more interesting life is to rely on vulgar tastes.In our school with a long history, Uncle Hu is a living book.He has never studied genetics, but he is aware of the intricate relationship between men and women in this school and even in the Chinese medical field.Uncle Hu has gone through all kinds of vicissitudes, but he still has a special liking for the relationship between men and women, and his eyebrows are beaming when he talks about it.He often carries a large set of keys and walks around the building jingling, like an old cat with a bell around its neck.The old cat no longer catches mice, but still likes to play with them.Uncle Hu felt that the room was suspicious. He often knocked on the door symbolically, and then took the key to open the door and went in. He was very vigorous. If someone was doing something, he would even say sorry and slowly back out.I always feel that if the famous Chinese doctors suffer from impotence, premature ejaculation, difficulty in ejaculation and other sexual dysfunction, it is likely to be caused by Uncle Hu. "Qiu Shui, yesterday I bumped into Huang Qi and his girlfriend. Really, you still don't believe it. When I went in, his girlfriend's hair was messy, and Huang Qi couldn't even call you uncle. By the way, your "Seven Kinds" The last two copies of Weapons, lend me a look, and I’ll definitely return them to you.” Uncle Hu’s other hobby is reading martial arts novels, and he always borrows them from us, but he won’t return them if you ask him. He insists that there is no such thing.This is the advantage of getting older. He can remember anything he wants to remember, and he can't remember anything if he wants to be unable to remember it. No one can do anything about it.After we understood this point, we didn't expect him to return the book we borrowed from Uncle Hu, and we simply bought another copy ourselves.Now, Uncle Hu has a complete set of Jin Yong and Gu Long, but he doesn’t have a complete set of Liang Yusheng, because he doesn’t like to read it. He is full of complaints to some writers, “I can’t even read it, how did they write it?” Uncle Hu Jin Yong, Gu Long After reading it all, I began to persuade me to drop out of school, "You can do it, you can write murder pornography. If you don't write it, it's a waste. Men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. You have time to change careers. It is more beneficial than being a doctor. It can make so many people happy. If you don’t graduate, you can work in dermatology for a few years, treat sexually transmitted diseases, or andrology, look at impotence, and gain insights before changing careers. Or you can be a doctor and write at the same time, you can do it, murder Pornography is fine. You know what it means to be capable. The things you write can be sold on newsstands on the street. You have the ability. Writing about murder makes me want to sharpen a kitchen knife. Boy, you've done it. You can walk casually in the rivers and lakes."

I often think, if I had such a grandpa when I was young, what would I be like when I was finished. "What happened later?" Hopu was curious. "Later, the witty Mrs. Bai found out in time and kicked her out. Afterwards, she praised herself for being both intelligent and useful: 'The first time I saw that little fairy, I knew it was not a good thing. A few days later, I asked her casually. It’s just a question. She even knows how many pairs of underwear our Lao Bai has, which is fine! If it’s not for my carefulness, huh.” "Mr. Bai is really cool!" "What's more, what's more, after the Cultural Revolution, the school leaders received a letter to report Mr. Bai, saying that he harassed female students."

"What did the letter say?" "'On a stormy night, Mrs. Bai threw me on the dissection bed under the pretext of making up for me. I was not prepared.'" "It must be fake. Teacher Bai never makes up lessons. Mrs. Bai took her home after get off work. It's also strange. No matter how disordered Mr. Bai's blood vessels and nerves are, he can explain it clearly. He lives in Xinkai Hutong, just past Dongdan. Just can't find it." "The leader didn't believe it either. The leader said that the anatomy bed is made of stainless steel. It's so hard. It's impossible. Does Lao Bai have a bed in the dormitory?"

"But Mr. Bai is very sure, otherwise, there would be no such rumors." "This time you can play chess with peace of mind. Apart from the important points, there is nothing else to recite." "However, there are counterexamples. Last year Wang Da and his colleagues took the pathology test. Teacher Chang, who taught the class, clearly stated that the reproductive system was not required. As a result, a solid specimen of penile cancer was tested. It may be that there was another cancer, and it was in formalin again. It was soaked for too long, and all twelve girls in the class couldn't recognize what it was."

"Our senior sister is so pure." "The girls in our class can definitely answer. When dissecting the reproductive system, the corpses they assigned were female corpses. They all went to other people's male corpses to look carefully, fiddled with them, for fear of missing something." Our class The girls on the road are not disgusted with corpses at all.Others said that seeing a dead body for the first time may not be able to eat. The girls in our class, after handling the dead body for the first time, ate ribs while discussing lunch, and it was delicious.There may be half a dozen famous doctors in our class in the future.

"During the exam, a senior sister didn't know how to ask Wang Da in a low voice, what is that? Wang Da said, it's that thing. The senior sister is in a hurry, why are you so petty? Why did I tell you everything before? Wang Da Said, didn’t I tell you, it’s that thing. The senior sister is almost crying, what the hell is it. Wang Da said, that, that, that thing!” "The last two girls turned into appendices, and the remaining ten turned into granulomatous fingers." "Since then, the pathology teacher has gained another nickname. The girls in Wang Da's class gave him a very dignified nickname, the man with eleven penises. The six-veined sword, and the ten girls who guard the night."

"Whether you are poor or not, are you bored or not? If you are afraid that the key point is not the key point, go to the seventh floor for self-study. If you are not afraid, play chess well." Huang Qi shouted. "Shikoku" is a four-player game, with one person as the referee.In fact, two sets of military chess are played together, and you need to draw a chessboard yourself.This group of them can play badly two chessboards in one semester.The four people sat on the four sides of the square table, and the two people sitting opposite each other joined forces to attack the other two people. "The biggest advantage of Shikoku is that you don't have to use too much brains. The greatest joy is that you can swear at others. Chess players can scold their partners for not cooperating well, and their opponents for being stupid. The referee can scold at the same time: "Why are you arguing?"You are all pigs. "

"Hopu, you must come out with a big guy to knock him out!" Du Zhong shouted, he and Hopu were fighting each other. "I have to keep the camp." Hopu said as he put his commander Bai into the camp.If a piece is placed in the row camp, the enemy cannot attack this piece. "Turtle, no turtle! You must come out and take my place! You turtle man!" Du Zhong shouted. Du Zhong was short and dainty, with a loud voice that didn't match his figure.He yawned in class, and the sleepy people in the whole classroom could be woken up.We think that if Eucommia was born a thousand years earlier, he could have a good job in the army.He can be a scolding soldier.Wearing a small chain, revealing the small belly, reciting the eight generations of ancestors of the opposing general in front of the two armies, and when scolding, the belly button is bumpy.The scolding made the enemy upset, and he attacked rashly, and was wiped out by our army.If Eucommia is not shot to death by the enemy's first row of arrows, he will make a first contribution. "I think I'd better keep the camp," Hopu said. "Turtleman!" "I want to keep the camp." "Turtleman!" "I'm really going to camp." "Turtleman!" "Can I keep the camp?" Hopu was not so sure. Du Zhong saw me laughing strangely, then looked at the people around me, and understood.We said in unison: "Okay, you just masturbate."