Chapter 31 Section 7

Once the artifact problem is solved, Ding Yi's honeymoon will officially begin. The new bed is very spacious, much more comfortable than the previous single bed, and there are only two of them in the house, so they are very free. She found that the broken stick was no big deal, as long as she didn't bother to think about the black and thin chicken paw hands of the old man on the mountain, and the obscene expression on the old man's face when he made the broken stick, she didn't really feel disgusted The broken stick did not cause her any discomfort. She felt that he was still adhering to the tradition of "knowing what it is, not knowing why" in this matter. He only knew that a broken stick was used to conceive a boy, but he didn't know why a broken stick was used to conceive a boy, nor did he know why. Knowing how to use a broken stick to conceive a boy, so he just used the broken stick as a ritual, used it superficially, and then put it aside, not as a foreplay as her sister analyzed to achieve the purpose of conception .

Maybe he doesn't know the principle of "foreplay" of the broken stick at all, maybe he hasn't heard the saying that it is easy to conceive a boy when he climaxes, let alone the saying that the number of times is easy to have a girl, because he wanted to make up for the previous period The losses suffered during the "drought" were almost to the point of "flooding" during that period, and they were done almost every day, sometimes several times a day. It is also possible that he does it so frequently because he is based on the principle of "widely planting and harvesting". He thinks that if he does more, the chance of pregnancy will be greater, because his interest is obviously in pregnancy, and he always asks: "Have you stopped menstruation? "

She scolded him: "You don't know if menopause has occurred?" He was embarrassed: "I just asked." She was made nervous by him: "What if I can't have children?" He couldn't answer. She pressed: "If I can't have children, will you divorce me and marry someone else?" There was a very painful expression on his face: "Is it okay not to talk about this?" "Why are you not allowed to say this? You are acknowledging it by not allowing me to say it." "I will not." "But don't you want a baby?"

"think." "What if I can't give birth?" "It can be born." She no longer forced him to answer the question of whether he would divorce and remarry, but she was prepared in her heart. If it turned out that she really couldn't have children, she would take the initiative to propose a divorce and not leave this difficult problem to him. However, he seems to hold on to the principle of "as long as you work hard enough, you can grind an iron rod into an embroidery needle", and try to do it every day, and if you don't do it for a day, it's like missing work, and you are ashamed.Just when he sighed, "I'm so tired, I can't do it anymore", she found that she had menopause and morning sickness hadn't started yet, but she intuitively felt that she was pregnant, so she told him immediately: "Baby, I seem to be pregnant gone."

He asked in surprise, "Really?" "I didn't have my period." "Go and test it." "It's still early, let's wait a few more days, go for the test now, I don't know if it's not pregnant or it's too early to be tested." He couldn't hold her back, so he had to wait patiently for a few days, but he asked every day, "Is your period coming?" As long as she said "No," he rejoiced. After waiting for a while, her period still did not come. She was more confident and offered to go to the hospital for a test, so the two of them went to their hospital for a urine test. People's scenery.

The test results came out soon: "Congratulations, Doctor Man, you are going to be a father!" The two of them were so overjoyed that he couldn't even take care of his class, and he personally sent her home, muttering all the way: "I'm going to be a father!" She asked, "Can we throw away that broken stick now?" "No. In the future, when I'm not at home, it will accompany you." "Are all your wives in Manjialing like this?" "Yeah. Or if their husbands go hunting for ten days and a half months, they won't steal?" "Oh, you just use a broken stick to prevent women from cheating?"

"It's an artifact." "Okay, magic weapon. Men use women's fruit, women use magic weapon. It's quite thoughtful. Then, has anyone cheated on you in Manjialing?" He thought for a while and said: "I heard it too. A long time ago, there was a daughter-in-law who was dishonest. Her man went hunting in the mountains, so she seduced her man's brother. That brother was also dishonest. The two of them did it together." It's done." "What happened next?" "Later, I handed it over to the master on the mountain to deal with it. He tied the two of them together and pushed them down the cliff."

She was startled: "Isn't this murder?" "Who told them to do bad things!" "But they just got off the rails, and the master on Lingshang committed the crime of murder, so he doesn't have to pay with his life?" "No, no one reported it." "Why didn't you report the case?" He murmured, "I haven't even been born yet, so why file a case?" She took the opportunity to educate him: "Don't cheat, be careful that your master on the mountain will not punish you." "I won't cheat." "I heard people say that when a man's wife is pregnant, it's easy for a man to cheat."

He said firmly: "I won't, we Manjialing people don't like cheating." She likes the Manjialing custom of not cheating.It seems that the customs of Manjialing are not useless. When he got home, he asked her to lie on the bed to rest. Like a child, he squatted beside the bed and talked to her: "Daughter-in-law, what shall we name him?" "I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so how do you name it?" "It must be a man." She shook her head: "I can tell you clearly, I hate patriarchal people the most." He promised: "I don't favor boys over girls. If we can have two, we will have one, but now we can only have one..."

"What's the matter with giving birth to a daughter? The sky will collapse after giving birth to a daughter?" "It's not the sky, it's the last. Sooner or later, my daughter will marry someone else." "In the city, what other people's homes are not? For example, I am married and still by my parents' side, but your son is so far away from my parents." He stopped arguing with her: "Let's stop arguing. Getting angry is not good for children. Let's think of a name for the child." He suggested: "The child must have a full surname."

She said nothing. "There is also 'Pai', and Manjia's is also used. The rest is up to you. You are a university teacher and know more about this than I do. Your name must be better." "What's pie?" "It's the word in the middle. Like my name, the middle word is 'Wen'. Our whole family has reached my generation, and the word in the middle of the name has to be 'Wen'." "Then what kind of 'pie' is your next generation?" "It's 'Wu'." She laughed: "Then call it Man Wu Fang?" "Stop joking, how can a son have the same name as his father?" She said in embarrassment: "You restricted the first two characters to death, what else can I name?" "Isn't there a third word?" "Many people's names now only have two characters, how can there be a third character?" "We don't like two-character names in Manjialing." She thought to herself, if she gave birth to a girl, the word "Manwu" would be limited, so it would be really difficult to name her.She joked: "Then it's called 'Man Wu Tang'?" He didn't realize that she was joking, he thought seriously, and said to himself: "Well, Man Wutang, it's quite loud, but it's a bit..." "Does it sound familiar? Do you think of 'Jing Wu Tang' or something?" "What is Jingwu Hall?" "I don't know, just say it casually, it seems that there is such a name in a TV series, it's the name of a martial arts school." He immediately vetoed it: "Then we can't use the name 'Man Wu Tang', others will laugh at him." "The child's name can't just carry your name, but also my name." "Called Man Wuyi?" She couldn't help laughing. He designed another one: "Man Wuding?" "Anyway, it's not very easy to name when the surname is full, and it's even more difficult to add the word 'Wu'. Let's talk about it later, let me think about it slowly." Although he said that the word "other" was determined by her, he was actually not idle. He was always worrying about the third word, and sometimes he would come up with a word to discuss with her when he woke up in the middle of the night. She asked sleepily: "Are you still thinking about this? Didn't you say that the third word is up to me?" He was a little embarrassed: "It's up to you, but I can help you think about it." After finishing speaking, he praised himself, "I don't favor boys over girls, right? I respect you very much. You can name your children Now, how do you think I should respect you?" She couldn't laugh or cry, and taught: "If you only want to have a boy, if you don't like and are unhappy when you give birth to a girl, then you are patriarchal." "No, no," he assured. Knowing that she was pregnant, her parents happily bought big and small bags and came to see her. Her mother cooked the meals herself, and told her not to drive to her natal home on weekends, and wait for her parents to come to see her. "Bao Yazi" also asked someone to send a letter back, telling her father-in-law and mother-in-law about her pregnancy. The two old people were naturally very happy, and they burned incense in the direction of the ancestral hall every day, praying to the ancestors of the family He blessed her to give birth to a son, and asked someone to bring the "children fruit" from the mountain to make water for her to drink, saying that as long as she drank the water every day, she could become a son after conceiving a daughter. He personally soaked the water with "zisunguo" and asked her to drink it. She tasted it, but it was very bad, bitter and astringent. She refused to drink it again: "It's too bad to drink, it tastes sour in your mouth." "It's not astringent, it's the taste of offspring fruit." "Then you drink it." "The child is already pregnant. Whether it is a boy or a girl has been decided long ago. What's the use of drinking this now?" "it works." "If this fruit works, what do you need your artifact for?" He was dumb when asked, but he still stubbornly forced her to drink, which annoyed her: "I said I won't drink it if I don't drink it. You can take it to your laboratory for testing tomorrow, and when the results come out, it will prove that this stuff is fine." I will only drink if there is a problem." I don't know if he took it to the laboratory for testing, but he didn't mention the "zisunguo" thing after that. When my sister heard that she was pregnant, she specially called to congratulate her. She told her sister about her premonition: "I think I must be pregnant with a girl." "why?" "No reason, just a premonition." "Then you have to pay special attention, even if you are in City A, you have to guard against your Xiaoman. I think he is no different from those in Manjialing in this respect, very uncivilized. And an ignorant person will do everything You can figure it out. Even if he will eventually be punished for his ignorant words and deeds, you have already suffered the first." She remembered that he raised his hand once, as if to hit her, and twice, he gave her a fierce look. She told her sister all this, and the elder sister analyzed: "He used to hold back and didn't do anything because he was afraid of you bragging to him. Now that you are married, he is not so afraid of you bragging to him, maybe he won't Forbearance as before. When you get along with him, be careful not to irritate him too much. A hero does not suffer immediate losses. The most important thing is to protect yourself. If you have a child, you must pay more attention to protecting yourself and the child." "I usually don't piss him off." "Don't go to Manjialing with him either. Those who want their sons crazy can do anything. I heard that many girls in the countryside are drowned in the urinal after birth, just like before liberation. Some are more cruel, as long as it is found to be a girl, they will force the pregnant woman to have an abortion. Those who come from the mountains, you have to be on guard against him, there is no big mistake." "Sister, don't tell your parents about this, lest they worry." "I won't tell them. Be careful yourself."