If you are unfortunate enough to marry a Cancer woman, when it comes to unfortunately marrying a Cancer woman, Xu Lang actually means that if you are unfortunate to marry and have a so-called good wife and mother, then you will definitely understand Xu Lang's pain. Xu Lang, a man with nothing special.There was nothing special about him since he was a child. Except for being mischievous in class and often being punished by the teacher, almost no one paid attention to him.It’s nothing special when I grow up. In my 20s, I worked hard all the time. After I was 30, I became a department manager of a communication equipment company. I made a lot of money, and my life was not bad, just like many people. , when he was still holding wonderful fantasies about love and marriage, he met his current wife, a gentle and virtuous Cancer woman who possessed all the virtues of oriental women. After careful investigation, she felt that she was very suitable to be a wife, so, After three years of knowing each other, they decided to get married.

Xu Lang often thinks that if they are not married now, then he must still love her, love her virtuous duty, love her simplicity and sensitivity, love her shyness before she speaks, but the advantages of all these, in the After getting married, Xu Lang exposed the essence one by one - the reason why she is a virtuous person is entirely because she has no interest at all. When she was in love, she waited for Xu Lang's call every day as the main theme of her life. She kept saying that she couldn't do without Xu Lang. All her actions were controlled by Xu Lang. She even asked Xu Lang's opinion when she went shopping with her good girlfriend. If Xu Lang was a little bit reluctant, she would Immediately cancel all the activities and concentrate on waiting for Xu Lang's arrangement.All the men are envious of Xu Lang finding a good girl, Xu Lang also felt the same at that time, looking at other people's love, which one is not miserable and tragic?Only himself, like a king, enjoying the super gift and immersion of love, he was a little carried away.

It was only later that he felt that she was a woman without any independence. She couldn't sing, dance, fashion, art, and current affairs politics. Of course, she was almost insulated from sports and had no interest in things Opinions, she blindly echoes others, she doesn't like change, and she has no ideals, every day at home, she wears a purple pajamas that have been the same for ten years, and there are ridiculous bear patterns printed on it-Xu Lang likes it very much. Purple, it represents mystery and nobility, but now in Xu Lang's eyes, purple is nothing more than a plate of moldy stinky pickles, ugly and poor, with an annoying appearance, especially when paired with the little bear Xu Lang can guarantee that even a fifty-year-old lady would dislike its outdatedness and nondescriptness, but she doesn't take it seriously. There are always a few clothes in the closet, and the hair is always casually pulled back. They have never used any cosmetics on the Internet, and on the dressing table at home, besides Dabao, there are baby noodles, snake oil ointment that costs one yuan a bag, and friendship cream that was all the rage 30 years ago and has long since become an antique. , these inferior skin care products and the relentless wind and frost of the years made her skin age rapidly.

The reason for her simplicity is that she doesn't know anything about fashion. Simply put, she has no interest in dressing herself up.What kind of clothes to wear in what season and how to match them with jewelry are simply a waste of time for her. As a woman, she has never even used perfume or lipstick... But when she was in her thirties, she began to have some fine wrinkles around her eyes and around her mouth. Sometimes in the cold winter, her hands would be covered with wounds and scars, and if you accidentally shook hands with her, you would be skinned. So...Xu Lang couldn't understand, she liked watching Korean dramas so much, holding the remote control and watching those wordy dialogues unchanged every night, why didn't she learn from Korean dramas with all the amazing women?Why is the same woman, the gap will be so big.It's not just the distant Korean dramas, it's just the women around Xu Lang, none of them are glamorous. Whenever Xu Lang walks beside these beauties, he will feel a huge sense of loss. It's not because he loves beauties so much, but , can't she pay a little attention to her own image?Virtue is of course virtuous, but she never thought that a man who marries her and is willing to spend the rest of his life with her is not enough. She has to do it for another person, a person who loves her. The man is responsible, does she have to try her best to look as energetic as possible?

No wonder she is so virtuous, what capital does she have if she is not virtuous?Let's put it this way, the world is so big, let her fly, where can a person like her fly to?Home is her only fortress. Under this fortress, she can find a sense of security and shelter. Home is where all her values ​​lie. She has used her remaining energy as much as possible in this fortress—— She likes to set the alarm clock to a quarter past seven every day. Even on weekends, that annoying bell will ring wildly at such a time. A few times Xu Lang wanted to sleep in and secretly set the alarm clock while she was not paying attention. I pressed the alarm, but she would still be woken up in time the next morning—she would even set a fixed time for going to the bathroom. At about five o’clock in the morning every day, she would check whether the doors and windows were forgotten to be closed, check the gas Whether you forget to turn it off, check whether the alarm clock is not wound, she really wants to live like a book that will never change, but the paper is too rough.

For marriage, Xu Lang has too many emotions. Marriage is like a huge and cruel hand, slowly revealing the truth of love that can never be seen through, especially for his wife. The woman who once seemed to him to be able to accompany him safely through his whole life, and that woman who concentrated all the virtues of the outstanding women of the Chinese nation-hard work, kindness, caring for the family, and duty, also gave Xu Lang Countless desperation for love and thinking about life made Xu Lang almost become a philosopher. By the way, Xu Lang suddenly remembered Socrates, who also married a wicked woman and was tortured to become a philosopher Yes—no, it is unrealistic to say that the ex-wife is not, and she is not particularly evil—maybe this is why he is also destined not to be a philosopher like Socrates.She's just—annoying, that's all.

Every day, countless people of the opposite sex pass you by, whether they are unfamiliar or familiar, it is destined that there will always be someone who is yours, and when you find the one you should be looking for, you will get married.Many people get married every day, and the reasons why two people decide to stay together for life are the same.People are not sages, and of course there are times when they find the wrong partner. Therefore, many people get divorced every day. The reasons for divorce are very different, but this does not delay people around me getting married every day. the grave of love...

Hmph, let's see, up to seven years.Xu Lang squeezed out such a vicious curse from between his teeth. Of course, he did not create this curse.Why is it itchy?It's time to change it!Who wants to see a woman who wears the same color of clothes every day, puts the utensils for washing her face and brushing her teeth neatly in one place, and even has the same prints, but is unwilling to spend energy on remodeling her gradually aging face Woolen cloth?Xu Lang even felt that even after seven years, they were still able to be together, but it was just dawdling with resentment, just like him.But Xu Lang has been unable to say these things. He feels that there is something wrong with his marriage, or in other words, he feels that his marriage was wrong from the beginning.

Xu Lang is not so decadent, he was once one of these beaming people back then.Before getting married, he exhausted all the romantic plots used by lovers to marry the woman who fell in love at first sight with fifty years of traditional Chinese virtues back home, and a happy ending came.But let alone seven years, from the moment Xu Lang devoted himself to his married life with joy, he could not find the direction of love at all.Tell me, what's going on here?Don't they all say that to find a lover, you need to find a passionate type, and to find a wife, you need to find an honest type?

Xu Lang's wife is really a super-dutiful woman. She even hopes that her own life trajectory will be carried out with uniform rules. What's wrong with that?At first Xu Lang could bear it, but as time went by, he became more and more unbearable. It's not just him, he doesn't feel lonely at all. Xu Lang lives in an ordinary building in this city. Every day he thinks about the meaning of marriage amidst the quarrels of his neighbors. Obviously, marriage has nothing to do with love. The saying that marriage is a tomb is absolutely true. No matter how romantic you are in love, it is also a matter of love. Once the dust falls and you walk into the besieged city arm in arm, it will not be the same thing at all. Trivial things, which were never thought of when they were in love, have gradually become the most powerful bombs lurking around love.

Sometimes when he was waiting for the elevator, he heard a faint voice of dispute: "Sneaking at my text messages every day, what did you see? What did you see?" Sometimes in the morning, he just opened the window to get some fresh air, but he saw a woman next door holding a gourd-shaped toothpaste and yelling at her husband, which exploded like a morning thunder: "Please, squeeze it from the bottom up." Okay? I can't live through this day!" Sometimes when I got off work and walked on the road, I saw a couple shopping for vegetables on the street staring at a trivial matter: "Why should I compare myself with Pan Shiyi? If you have the ability, you can marry him." Of course, he will still hear the complaints of the family upstairs for several years: "Eighteen years, you were a director eighteen years ago, and you are only a director now, I can't afford to lose it." This man." Even when he went to the bathroom, he would hear a beating coming from nowhere: "I told you to hide your private money." Before going to bed, he finally thought that he could relax and take a rest, but he heard the male lead in the bloody TV series broadcast on TV say angrily: "You'd better live with your boss." These voices are very familiar to Xu Lang, and they are repeated every day. They happen in front of and behind Xu Lang, among neighbors on the left and right.Xu Lang used to have a habit of opening the windows in the morning to let fresh air into his room, but gradually, he has changed this habit, because even with the windows closed, he would still hear those faint sounds. Joe's complaints, not to mention opening the windows, those trivial quarreling sounds are simply a kind of torment for him, a catalyst in disguise.Speaking of which, going back a few years ago, which one didn't stick together sweetly like honey all day long?What exactly changed them? The scary thing is that these quarrels seem to have happened in the details that Xu Lang recalled, but that is more likely to be his hallucination. In short, since he got married, he has never loved him so much that he married her in the door and planned to be sweet for a lifetime. wife, but does he have a more thorough reason than them?No.But he got divorced. It took three years from the acquaintance to the marriage, and the divorce only took one day. The reason might be just because of a piece of beef or a meal.Who knows. Don't think that Xu Lang is just a mental prisoner muttering, and he can live a peaceful life. In fact, to be honest, he is really tired of his current life.He seems to be waiting and brewing this conspiracy, and he is silent every day. To be honest, he can't figure out why he spent so much effort to pursue her in the first place. You can go backwards, you can choose in life, or if there was a mirror that could reflect the future, he bet that he would not do that.He especially wants to persuade those brothers and sisters who are not yet married and are looking forward to a happy marriage to wake up, marriage is really not a joke, even if there are a million regrets, it is not so easy to break up.Xu Lang gradually became indifferent and world-weary from a person who was full of enthusiasm for life. He secretly blamed all the sins on this person called "wife".It was all her fault. Whenever he thought of going home, he would see such an unbelievable yellow-faced woman, and all his enthusiasm for life was extinguished by himself. After getting married, Xu Lang, like most husbands, had been busy for a day outside and didn't even want to say a word when he got home. After eating, he just watched TV, read newspapers, and went to sleep.The next morning, I repeated the same life trajectory of the day, going to work, leaving get off work, eating, watching TV, reading newspapers, and then going to sleep. Sometimes he secretly pays attention to his wife's expression, she seems to be the kind of person who is particularly easy to be satisfied, a Cancer woman takes love as her home and creates a warm nest, thinking that as long as she has a home, everything will be fine.She didn't seem to respond to his indifference, as if to her, marriage is to deceive someone with a smile, and then walk into a castle with no wind and rain together hand in hand. As for other things outside the castle, it is all about her Nothing to do.He wondered if she didn't feel anything about those quarrels, didn't she see his increasingly unconcealable irritability at all?Could it be that she was a little too confident and took the vows he made casually at the beginning as an imperial decree.God, it's really just blinded by the flowers and moonlight, no, it should be blinded by the lard of love, so that you can make so many nasty promises, but the duration of the promises is only limited to being in love. What kind of bullshit is promise when love is gone? He really hates her. He feels that she is a complete liar. Marriage is just the end she wants to achieve. For a woman like her who has no ambition and only wants to get married, is he too stupid? So willingly jumped into her trap, originally he thought he had got Snow White's hand, but in the end he got a tasteless old hag.Yes, she was an old hag. When thinking about these things, Xu Lang was eating noodles with fried sauce face to face with his old hag—their life was like this bowl of stereotyped noodles, which would never change a little new pattern.And, the most frightening thing is that this Cancer woman hopes that her life will be the same every day. She likes a regular life, going to bed at ten o'clock at night, and always wearing that purple pajamas, which has no sense of beauty at all.So much so that when Xu Lang saw purple again, she had an instinctive resistance. She could make everything so regular, but she forgot to pay a little attention to her aging self. Look, you can see the fine and small wrinkles, like little earthworms on the face, Xu Lang even gradually lost interest in making out with her, oh, yes, not completely. It is 100% the same, just like this noodle bar. The only pattern is a plate of unevenly cut beef in the middle of the two bowls of noodles. Sometimes it may be a plate of other meat. In short, that is the only one. The possibility of - this is their supper, day after day, no fresh supper. They ate facing each other, each took a bite of noodles, and each took a piece of beef, which was very orderly and regular.At the end of the meal, there was only one piece of beef left on the plate, and then I burped and prepared to go to bed. The wife seems to be very comfortable with this kind of boring life. Cancer women are really home-loving animals. They are naturally virtuous and virtuous. An incomparable sense of security, although sometimes their emotions will change slightly with the moon, but that is not a big deal, even if it is the noodles that never change year after year, for them It is also so warm. She ate with gusto like this time every time, but she tasted the fried noodles that Xu Lang hated when he smelled it, but she tasted it with a satisfied expression.She would burp comfortably while chewing noodles and beef. The power of this burp is extraordinary. If Xu Lang was a strange visitor, he would be able to feel the same even if he just smelled the burp without seeing the contents of the dining table. You will understand all the contents of their dinner.In front of the reaction to the surrounding things, she really belongs to the type of super thick nerves. She still turned a blind eye to her husband's picky and desperate expression and continued to eat. A piece of meat accidentally fell on the table, and she quickly sipped it Filled her mouth, if she wants to appraise the model of saving, she really does her part.Xu Lang didn't know why the tasteless dinner in his opinion was so rich and charming to his wife. She almost kept chewing mouthful after mouthful. When a noodle came to her mouth, she sucked it. , the noodle was slender and quickly rolled and flew into her mouth happily, and made a crisp sound. Xu Lang looked at his wife who didn't care - that terrible woman with a smell of oily smoke, a blank expression on her face, and a mouth full of chewed food - is this the woman who will accompany him for the rest of his life?Thinking of his life that was once full of pride but now fell down the cliff, Xu Lang lowered his head in disgust and helplessness. When he was almost full, he found that Xu Lang hadn't moved his chopsticks. His wife asked, "Why? Why don't you eat?" After staring at Xu Lang for a while with complicated eyes, he suddenly said, "Let's get a divorce." The wife, who was immersed in the fullness of the dinner, was completely stunned when she heard Xu Lang's words, as if she couldn't believe her ears.She stood up slowly with a terrified expression, and asked softly, "Why?" Xu Lang said honestly, "No reason." Xu Lang didn't lie, there was really no reason, and he couldn't give any reason. If boredom could be the reason, it might be his only reason. However, he believed that she would not understand this matter no matter what.For a woman like a wife, there is probably only one reason for divorce, and that is: there are people outside. Sure enough, the wife asked cautiously, "Is there someone outside?" Xu Lang said, "No." The wife breathed a sigh of relief. She was so innocent that it made people hate her. When she found out that it was not because of someone outside, she was a little more confident, but she still asked tentatively. She continued to ask: "What did I do wrong?" In her opinion, sometimes a man's sudden mood changes may be due to work pressure... Xu Lang's courage that had just risen up was suddenly shattered by this question, and he said dejectedly: "No." When the wife heard this answer, a kind of righteous grievance welled up in her heart, and she cried: "Then why?" Finally Xu Lang couldn't help it, frowned in disgust and said, "Why didn't you ask so many questions when you got married?" The wife's tears flowed down, and she gradually became agitated. She sobbed and said, "It's been seven years, and you have to leave if you say so! You have to give me a reason, I have to tell my parents, I have to talk to My friend explained, as well as colleagues, relatives... Even if you make up a reason for me!" Facing his wife's grievance and tears streaming down his face, Xu Lang didn't feel any softness. He looked at her, still calm.This woman in front of him is really strange. In fact, the idea of ​​divorce has been around for a long time. How could he endure that he would grow old with such a woman?There are still such a long time, is he going to stay with a yellow-faced woman who has no interest in life and has no merits, and just hang around eating noodles every day?Before he got married, he didn't know that he and her had no intersection. To be honest, he thought she was too stupid. She had nothing to do with being smart, or blue-hearted. In her simple mind, as long as her husband has no affair and she has almost nothing to do particularly badly, then her marriage will be fine. It's safe, she never thought that there is one thing in this world that is valued by many people, especially her husband with romantic longings, and that is love.For these people who came into marriage with romantic expectations, the only ending to break their dreams is to be broken. She really doesn't understand this at all.He didn't bother to say anything more to her anymore. Divorce was not an easy matter after all.It can't be done overnight, he needs time now.Yes, escaping is the best way to solve the problem, he has to leave for a while, let time dilute some uncool impulses, he must think of some other ways to solve this difficult problem.Otherwise he is really going crazy. Xu Lang thought in this way, and continued to be troubled in his heart, but he needed a scene, so he said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, let's not leave, okay." After he got up and wanted to go, he wanted to take a walk outside , relax. Before the door was opened, his wife rushed over to the arrow and blocked Xu Lang at the door with her body. There were still tears on her face, but the corner of her mouth was fiercely twitching. It was obvious that Xu Lang's words hurt her deeply, and she felt inexplicably innocent and unable to step down: "Don't leave?! Divorce is just a joke? Not to leave, you have to give me a reason not to leave. You have to make it clear to me, you have to make it clear to me..." Xu Lang frowned and looked at his hysterical wife, remembering those annoying plots in TV dramas, she didn't learn those charming things well, but learned how to play tricks, Xu Lang was really powerless, he simply said: " I can't tell." After saying this, Xu Lang just wanted to leave this embarrassing scene immediately. Seeing that Xu Lang was about to leave, his wife stepped forward to stop him again. While people were chatting back and forth, Xu Lang's cell phone rang. He took out his cell phone to answer the call, but his wife snatched it away. Holding the mobile phone in one hand and grabbing Xu Lang's clothes in the other, she stared fiercely at Xu Lang and said domineeringly: "I don't know, I'm not finished with you." Xu Lang seemed to be unable to hold back anymore, he approached his wife step by step very calmly, and said, "Give it back to me." The wife retreated step by step, retreating to the window, and there was no way to retreat.The two of them were in such an awkward stalemate. The wife calmed down her emotions, looked at Xu Lang seriously and said, "Do you really want to leave?" Not knowing where the courage came from, Xu Lang nodded firmly, as if there was no need to say anything. Seeing Xu Lang's attitude, his wife was deeply irritated, and stayed in a daze for a few seconds, then suddenly shouted: "Leave, leave!" Then she grabbed the phone and threw it out the window. The mobile phone flew out of Xu Lang's window on the 16th floor in the posture of a diver, and rushed to the ground. Various dialogues, music, and CRBT fragments came out of the mobile phone, like a radio with messed up channels.In the end, the phone fell to the ground and fell apart, just like Xu Lang's marriage.Xu Lang lay down in front of the window, watching the phone gradually fall to pieces and fell to the ground, he thought in his heart, this time his marriage is really over. But it’s okay, unless a miracle happens, how can he be an ordinary person, the love in his dreams will always only exist in his dreams, but the reality is—divorce.