Chapter 44 Chapter Forty-Two

It just so happened that several backbones and two officials of Xu Da Broadband's company came to Beijing to celebrate the New Year.Hearing that I will not go home, I entrusted me to rent a business van for them, arrange the best hotel, design the tour route, and then go to the airport to pick them up. I will be the driver and tour guide for the whole journey. Daniel is on vacation to welcome his first Spring Festival in China. He has nothing to do. He heard such a good thing, so he went to the airport with me to pick up people. He has not been to many attractions.Xu Dakuan's son Hua Tsai also came, he hadn't seen him for ten years, and he was half an adult.Seeing a foreigner as company, everyone was a little surprised, Hua Tsai was even more excited.It was the first time for me to drive a business car, and I had some hand movements. When I got out of the airport, I was scrambling all the way. Fortunately, Daniel sitting in the co-pilot yelled from time to time, which basically guaranteed the safety of everyone's life and property.

For the convenience of activities, I arranged for them to go to Jingguang Center, and Xu Dakuan also opened a room for me and Daniel.The Spring Festival is discounted, and the standard room is still around 1,000 yuan.Daniel was in a hurry to pay, but Xu Dakuan stopped him.I also persuaded: "You are a rich man compared to me, but you are nothing compared to him. He is a Billionaire (billionaire). You, practice oral English with Hua Tsai, and it will be considered as paying your wages." .” Daniel blushed and agreed, and practiced very hard with the stammering Hua Tsai. After going upstairs, I looked down from the window, hoping to meet a spiderman, and I imagined what their facial expressions would be like hanging in mid-air.Spider-Man didn't see it, but he saw my residence and the clothes hanging on the balcony.Everyone looked at my fingers, and Xu Dakuan patted me on the shoulder: "It's not bad to be able to gain a foothold in the capital and live in the core!"

"That's the center of the vortex, the center of the millstone." I smiled wryly. After taking a shower before lunch, I drove back a box of dried bacon and spicy sausage that Xu Dakuan brought me from Dicheng, and hung it on the ventilated, dry and cold balcony.I went to the Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant under the Jingxin Building for lunch. Xu Dakuan asked me why Xiaoyu didn't come, and I was annoyed: "It's all caused by you developers!" "It's the dustpan that doesn't have rice to eat." Xu Dakuan laughed loudly, "You're crying on the wrong grave!"

Daniel stammered and gestured in Chinese he only knew: "He—girlfriend wants a square (house) house, but he can't, she's gone, it's too late." Everyone laughed.Xu Dakuan said who told you to find a Beijing wife?If you want to buy a house in Dicheng, not to mention half the price, it is no problem to get a 20% discount.I can't do anything about Beijing, this is the capital!There is only one room in Beijing, but one bed in Beijing. I smiled wryly: "I only have one bed in Beijing." After talking about the housing price situation for a while, Xu Dakuan sent a message to congratulate the New Year. He just said "Gong Xi Fa Cai", and Daniel immediately responded "Bring the red envelope", which made everyone laugh.I just taught him the day before, so here it comes in handy.The scene quickly heated up, you come and I go to drink and exchange.Daniel has an astonishing capacity for alcohol, and he never plays tricks.One or two bottles of wine glasses bottomed out, and helped me save a lot of drivers. Even the head of the alcohol test of our party was amazed and willing to bow down.

In the evening, I went to Houhai to drink first, and then went to Sanlitun. The minor Andy stayed at the hotel.Xu Dakuan thought of Yanzi, I said that the current Yanzi is not the former Yanzi, he is a star, and I am afraid that he will not be able to come without the appearance fee.Xu Dakuan said that the woman was too crazy, she couldn't bear it, so it's fine if she didn't come. I went back to play a few rounds of bowling, went to the swimming pool and sauna for a while, and went back to my room.Daniel and I went to the window to overlook the night scene. At this moment, the jungle-like buildings were shining like swords out of their sheaths, pointing at the night sky, the dense traffic flow like bees and fireflies criss-crossed, and the sea of ​​lights and mountains was endless.A small dark block under the eyelids formed a few shadows, like a scar on the smooth body of a lady.The fluorescent light in Room 608, Unit 5, Building 16, Huaishu Street has been extinguished, and a faint orange desk lamp next door is projected on the light blue curtains.

After eating, drinking and having fun for three days, Xu Dakuan's team returned satisfied.Daniel and I continued to play, Houhai, Panjiayuan Antique Market, Gaobeidian Antique Furniture Street... We went to the bar to drink at night, and even went to the Eastern European girl bar.I also go to his place to watch DVDs, and stay there at night. He has a nice air mattress. The famous Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra performed in the Great Hall of the People, Daniel's company received a ticket from the embassy, ​​and I was also honored.The ticket is very beautiful, and the funny thing is that while the guest ticket is marked, the reference price is listed next to it: 1,200 yuan.Scalpers are also rampant on such occasions, asking me if I have a ticket or if I want a ticket.After the strict security check, I walked into this huge building representing the supreme power of the people of the whole country for the first time.

The scene is grand, the audience is decent, and the performance is also brilliant.When the Chinese national anthem was played, everyone in the venue stood up, even me, a "three noes" person, was no exception.When the American national anthem was played, most of the American audience stood up and put their hands on their chests, but Daniel fell asleep leaning on the railing.During this period, he really tossed so hard that he slept less than five hours a day.The Chinese next to him looked at him with unreasonable eyes, while the Americans shrugged and smiled complacently.I woke him up with my elbow, and he said disapprovingly, "It's okay, the national anthem will accompany me to sleep, not bad."

He was right. The American national anthem is as soft as the melody. It doesn't look like our country's. When you hear it, you want to fight with someone. When I went back to the residence to collect the clothes on the balcony, I was dumbfounded. The more than ten catties of sausages and bacon that Xu Dakuan gave me were all gone before I had a bite!One of the windows was broken, so I thought it would be better to keep it ventilated.This balcony stands alone outside the room, except for the tall ladders of the fire brigade, or the spider-men tied with ropes, it is impossible to get close.This gentleman on the beam is really daring and daring!Suddenly, I saw a note, which was scribbled: Dude, why are the sausages and bacon this year not as delicious as the previous two years?Not spicy enough, please add more ginger and pepper next time.please!

Originally planned to send some New Year's goods to Xiao Yu's family, to restore some popularity, but now it's useless. When Xiaoyu ordered me to "think about it with questions", I decided to find a part-time job in a translation company, and I could advance or retreat without delaying my other work.After hanging out with Daniel, I think this idea is even better. If there is a problem, there will be a free teacher.I tried to find several translation companies. First, I took a serious test with a group of nerds, and then tried to translate some materials as required.Soon a company signed a contract with me with a higher standard, and I didn't have to sit on duty.In this way, regardless of weekends and weekends, if you work five or six hours a day, you can get five or six thousand dollars a month.I will not be like Li Hao, who works more than 14 hours a day in order to get a salary of 10,000 yuan, just like a translation machine.

I suddenly realized that compared with those writers who only know code words in their mother tongue, I had an extra trick to earn a living, so I suddenly felt a little sorry for my disrespectful alma mater. Valentine's Day is coming, I thought it might be a chance to get back together with Xiao Yu, so I ordered some flowers, and at the same time I wanted to ask her out for a good meal.She kept talking about the western restaurant "Friday (Friday)". I used the excuse that I didn't like western food to go, which made me feel guilty all the time.I went to have a look. Representative dishes include charcoal-grilled pork ribs, tender shoulder steak, New Orleans chicken salad, and mocha coffee ice cream.The portion is large and not too expensive. Two people can have a good meal with more than 300 yuan, and you can also drink two glasses of red wine.Xiaoyu is greedy, and there is no reason to believe that she will not repeat the same mistakes.

Unable to get in touch, she called her grandma nervously.She first politely asked me why I didn't go to play after so long, and then said that Xiao Yu was on a business trip to Shanghai and it would take a long time. Bai Juan said that Xiao Yu only called her once before leaving.She also asked me and Xiaoyu's situation with concern, and I asked back: "You don't know yet, they are all crumbling and falling apart." Bai Juan hesitated for a while, then said: "She said she needs to be clean for a while. Don't worry, what's yours is yours." I sent an email to Xiaoyu, but I didn't hear from her for a few days.What is she doing all the way to Shanghai alone?Could it be that he really left me?On Valentine's Day, I returned the flowers I had ordered and fell asleep at home.Suddenly Xiaoyu called, and I was very excited: "Why did you go to Shanghai?" "A company is interested in me." "Are you crazy? I saw people from Shanghai come to work in Beijing. How can there be people from Beijing who go to work in Shanghai?—Your central government supports the local government?" "You're right." She smiled. "Beijing is so big, can't there be room for you?" "Beijing really can't tolerate me anymore. Why do I recite things in Beijing?" "Even if you memorize it a little bit, that's the evil old society. You're too squeamish, Miss Beijing really needs to change her temper." "Boss is right, Miss Ben accepts it humbly. I came out to temper myself. Except for going to Sichuan once with you, I have never been out of Beijing since I was a child. They say that I am a maidservant, and I am so weak when I meet a husband." , if I don’t get stronger again, will I still be able to live this day?” My heart felt like a needle, but my mouth was still hard: "That means you are aggressive and aggressive, so you can't adjust your mentality? People have to learn to be flexible and adapt to the situation." "Just go with the flow, that's what you say to people who haven't pursued you." She said in a disappointed tone, "Boss, why are you so underdeveloped?" I changed the subject: "Where do you live?" "Of course I'm renting a house. I live with a retired old couple in Yangpu District. They treat me very well, like my own daughter. They say that Shanghainese people are not good at one thing or another, and that's not the case, except they love to wear pajamas. It looks awkward when you go out, but everything else is fine." "Are you someone sent by the central government?" I joked, then asked suspiciously, "You really live with an elderly couple?" "What do you mean, you? I'll let them talk to you." Then she seemed to call out to another room, and an old lady's voice came, "Xiao Yu is at Ala's house, don't worry about it." "How did you spend Valentine's Day?" Xiaoyu asked me.I said angrily: "I want to spank your ass when I talk about Valentine's Day. I visited the 'Friday' restaurant, but luckily I didn't make an order. The flowers were also ordered, so I refunded it, and the deposit of 50 yuan is gone." "Really, ninety-nine flowers?" Xiaoyu was very surprised. "I ordered it in advance. It costs five yuan a branch, and ninety-nine flowers plus decorations cost five hundred oceans." "Really? Are you too extravagant?" Xiaoyu was pleasantly surprised and worried.I laughed: "To be precise, it's a dog jumping over the wall. Next time, if you still practice stalls online, I will take care of your business, and the fat will not flow to outsiders." "Don't mention this, forget it, don't talk about it." Xiao Yu hesitated to speak, and she murmured after questioning, "The business is in a mess, I auctioned off the computer and scanner online." "Are you crazy?" "I have no money to come to Shanghai. You know I'm a 'moonlight family'. Besides, I haven't earned any money for several months. Fortunately, I live at my grandma's house, or I will sleep on the street." I scolded, "Why didn't you tell me?" "Nonsense, will you let me come to Shanghai?" "You are so anxious to jump over the wall!" I sighed. "Boss, don't worry, even if I borrowed from you, I will pay you back." "Why pay it back? I'm unlucky, I'll pay your tuition. It's not about money, it's about how you handle things. Why are you so impulsive?" After complaining a few words, she asked about her new company. Alright, I’m getting 3,000 during the probationary period, and 4,000 is just around the corner.” "I've made progress, but I still have to pass the trial period safely." I teased, "I know you are a frog, Lao Tiao." "Do you have any confidence in me? — Husband, what are you writing now?" I talked about the translation company, and she was very happy, like athletes huddling together to encourage each other before going on the field: "That's great husband, let's work hard together!" "Honey, let's work hard together!" I replied foolishly, "Strive for an early release after serving the sentence." "what does it mean?" "Did you forget? Didn't you sentence me to the 'crime of failure'?" I said dejectedly, and Xiao Yu sighed after laughing: "There is no such thing as beauty tricks and aggressive tactics. Your Excellency is invulnerable, so I have no choice but to resort to bitter tricks." I was speechless, and the tear gland squirmed like a caterpillar again.Xiao Yu said that she was going to go shopping for groceries: "I really don't know how expensive it is if I don't manage my family. Now I really admire those people who leave their homes to make a living, including my husband. Now I have to save money, not only to save money, but also to cultivate myself. Ba’s perseverance and independent character. Sooner or later, I will build up my own business empire and enclose my husband—no, raise it—nor, keep it—or wrong, hey, anyway, that’s what it means.” At that moment, my heart was broken like a tofu project.I was so confused that I couldn't express my words: "It's really like the heartfelt voice of a young man who has lost his way!" "Okay, I won't be poor with you anymore." Xiaoyu gave the company, address and new mobile phone number, and told me to work hard and re-behave while saving food and clothing and taking care of my health. A few days later, I called Xiaoyu's company, and she worked there, and she sent me some photos of the company's group activities, and she looked very happy.Xiaoyu's young lady's temper gives me a headache, so it's good to temper it in that cruel millstone like Beijing.My mood turned from cloudy to sunny, my breathing was even, my digestion was smooth, and I fell asleep right away.I'm full of energy writing a new novel and translating sources when I'm not feeling well.There are all kinds of things to translate, most of which are business or technical, which is extremely boring.Someone asked me to flip literature, which was much more challenging and interesting, but the pay was unacceptably low. A sandstorm frightened Daniel. He ran to Shanghai to hide for a while, and just came back to catch up with the anti-Japanese demonstrations.I was still at home when he suddenly called to say that there was a parade in Zhongguancun and that billboards for Japanese products had been smashed.Fortunately, he is not Japanese, this incident gave him more excitement.I was skeptical, and he told me to go to the street to have a look right away. As soon as I entered the East Third Ring Road, there were overwhelming slogans in the distance.At first glance, the long parade came from the north.Mainly college students, there are thousands of people.Pedestrians stopped to watch, some joined in, some made a V sign, some applauded and whistled, and some scolded these idiots for being full.The team grew stronger and stronger, and I was swallowed by a magnet like a small iron filings, silently following the tail of the team, as if we were separated from each other in a lifetime.The crowd was furious, and the voices were louder and louder: "Oppose the tampering of history!" "I oppose Little Japan's admission!" "Give me back the Diaoyu Islands!" "Boycott Japanese products!" "Puppy Pure Ichiro! (Note: The Prime Minister of Japan at that time was Koizumi Junichiro, whose policy leaned to the right.)" Before the police had time to react, the glass and billboards of several Japanese restaurants facing the street, the offices of ANA and Bank of Mitsubishi were smashed to pieces by stones, bricks and water bottles.The angry youth screamed excitedly.Suddenly, a low-profile Guangzhou Honda drove over ignorant of current affairs, and several people threw stones at the car, smashing the taillights of the car.The car screeched to a halt, and a man and a woman came out—it was Zhu Hongyun and his boyfriend!She cried and scolded, "Are you blind? Is this a Guangzhou Honda, or my private car? If you want to smash the bus!" "It was you who smashed it!" More stones and mineral water bottles floated over.I wanted to rush over, but Zhu Hongyun and the man had already scrambled away in embarrassment. Another passer-by holding a "Canon" digital camera was taking pictures. Several students came over and accused him of being xenophobia. This person argued: "Do I need your approval for what I buy? Really!" College students say that you must buy Japanese goods?Can't you buy Korean ones?The man said bluntly: "Can it be managed? If you have the ability to drive away the Japanese capital. I am an ordinary consumer like me, and this is also a joint venture." A foreign trader next to him also made a splash: "What are you fooling around about? Do you know that China has had a trade surplus for more than 20 years in a row? If you start a trade war and the economy collapses, you idiots will drink the northwest wind! Today's college students, Rubbish!" The college student was stunned for a while, then suddenly blushed and raised his arms and shouted: "Rejuvenate China, start with me!" The crowd immediately surrounded the person who was using the joint venture's products, shouted slogans, and sang "Unity is Strength". The high-decibel shouting almost shocked the person to death.The unlucky guy's anger suddenly disappeared, and he ran away with his head and ears covered with the help of the police.After the victory, the college students dispersed happily.All the way is earth-shattering, enter the Guomao Overpass, turn right into Chang'an Avenue, it seems that you are going to Tiananmen Square.Unexpectedly, at the intersection of Ritan Road and Jianwai Street, it was blocked by a roadblock set up by the police.I turned towards Mighty, but they didn't dare to rush, so they went around to the Japanese embassy.The embassy was heavily guarded. Bricks and stones were thrown at the fence, protective net, camera probe and street lights, and a Japanese car was on its back.I was worried that something big would happen, so I walked back.He suddenly thought of Qi Shunzi, this guy must be there.Immediately dialed the phone, several calls were connected and no one answered, and when he was about to give up, he answered, and indeed there was a noisy crowd, Shunzi laughed: "Boss, do you remember me?" "Can I forget you, where is it, is it a parade?" "Hehe, what do you think, can I miss this matter?" I yelled: "You can't hurt a single hair of the Japanese, and all the slaps and sticks fall on yourself! Is this what you are capable of?" "A traitor!" Qi Shunzi said. "Using foreign goods is a traitor? Is your brain broken by a crack in the door or your blood vessels are blocked by paste? Your grandfather Boxer? You have never used foreign goods? Where did this mobile phone core come from? Without foreign goods, you can live a fucking day Why, you can eat, drink and scatter with the four great inventions of your ancestors." I scolded. "Patriotic." Qi Shunzi lacked confidence, and I laughed loudly: "Patriotic? What kind of country do you like Ah Q? Did Mr. Zhao agree? Last time at Gongti, I didn't save you, so you went in." La." "Boss, I've already gone in, and I'm in the police car now." Qi Shunzi lowered his voice, "I passed by a Japanese restaurant, and they said I threw a few bricks, but in fact I just ate a few pieces of sushi and salmon, and they smelled it It smells like mustard." Such a submissive rural child also messed up and robbed!Shocked, I asked, "Are you doing it or not?" He chuckled noncommittally. I said that I have patronized all those Japanese restaurants. The boss is Chinese, the employees are Chinese, the ingredients are Chinese, and most of the customers are Chinese. Yes, haven't you seen that even the signboards are in Chinese characters?I questioned: "Are you anti-Japanese or anti-China? Fucking whole thing!" "We still went to the embassy." Qi Shunzi hesitated. "When you go to the embassy, ​​you can't mess around—" "Turn off the phone, who told you to call?" Suddenly there was a stern voice, and Qi Shunzi trembled: "Brother called, teach me." "Turn it off!" With a curse, the phone was disconnected. I thought it might be more beneficial for him to go in once, so I didn't plan to fish him. Before "May 1st", Xiaoyu said that she would not go back to Beijing, and that she would have a business trip to Beijing later, which would save a lot of money.Daniel asked me to go to Inner Mongolia to play, but I declined. I wanted to go to Shanghai to see Xiaoyu, and I also wanted to drop by my Shanghai godsister Fang Jiajia who had just returned from the United States to visit relatives.A year ago, she gave birth to twins in the United States and brought them back to Shanghai to live for a while.We called a few times and invited me to play.She said her house was small and messy, but there was a cheap hotel nearby. As a newcomer, I was dizzy, and I once again exhibited the symptoms of a foreigner arriving in Paris for the first time.Wandering around the glitzy city of Shanghai, I ended up on the Bund.The colonial Bund cloak has been raining for hundreds of years. Facing the upstart-like Pudong, it is like a graceful lady who is unable to do what she wants, babbling about old dreams of prosperity in the past.The Huangpu River was yellow and black, with garbage and foam floating in it, but luckily it wasn't too stinky.The spring is bright and the river breeze is blowing, which is really comfortable.There are many tourists, competing to take photos with the brand-new high-rise buildings in Pudong or the ships on the Huangpu River as the background.All kinds of foreign men and old, middle-aged and young Chinese beauties are walking shoulder to shoulder and swaggering through the market. It is obvious that the great power has not yet risen, and you still need to work hard. Fang Jiajia was both surprised and happy, and blamed me for not informing her so that I could go to pick up the station.I said I would make an appointment when I got in touch with Xiaoyu, but she said that was fine, and also wanted to see her sister-in-law who was three years younger than her.When I called Xiaoyu again, she thought I was playing a prank, so I asked the next Allah to prove it, but she was still skeptical.I ran to the public telephone booth to call her, Xiaoyu screamed amidst the noise: "Why didn't you say in advance, you are planning a terrorist attack? I'm on the bus to Zhejiang Qiandao Lake!" I was shocked: "What are you doing there?" "Extensive training." The lowered voice made me imagine that she was covering her phone and mouth halfway, "It's about outward bound training, and they use it as a public-funded trip." It was my turn to be skeptical. She said that she would call on a local official phone as soon as she got off the bus, and she would send photos.I complained: "Then what should I do? All the way." "Haven't you never been to Shanghai? Let's play for a few days. Isn't the American god-sister back? Let her accompany you. I can rest assured." I sighed: "It seems that this is the only way." "It's okay, I'll go back in a few days and play with you then." After reminding each other of safety, they hung up the phone.No matter how interested I am, I want to turn around and go back to Beijing.After I called Fang Jiajia, she repeatedly stayed with me for two days, saying that the hotel had taken care of it and brought me a gift, and complained that I "forgot my sister before my daughter-in-law got married". I went to the tunnel and took the colorful tunnel train through the turbulent waves above my head, and got out of Pudong.After looking at the Convention and Exhibition Center, I spent 100 yuan to take the elevator to the Oriental Pearl TV Tower, drank a glass of ice water and urinated, then took a taxi back to Puxi via the Nanpu Bridge, and went straight to the neighborhood of Fang Jiajia's house.The taxis in Shanghai are basically clean 2000-type "Santana", and the drivers are not as sloppy as the brothers in Beijing. They all have white shirts, white gloves and red scarves.My brother here is still wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and his temperament is close to that of the returnee elite. He just doesn't talk much, and he doesn't have any chemical reaction after kicking his stomach three times. Fang Jiajia lives in an old western building and a Shikumen alley, a typical old Shanghai.I got off the car at the entrance of the small street, and a man and a woman waved to me. I saw the photo, and it was Fang Jiajia and her husband Song Husheng.Fang Jiajia happily gave me a Western-style hug, while his husband shook my hand politely: "I've heard about you for a long time." Fang Jiajia reveals the sophistication and fashion of a Shanghai woman, and gained a little weight after becoming a mother.Her husband works for an American high-tech company, and he left after half a month of vacation.Unlike the general thin Shanghai-style men, Song Husheng has a pear-shaped figure. The low and slender tube building may be hundreds of years old, and there is an elevator.In the narrow and dark corridors, there are laundry sinks and stoves outside each house, which are full of sundries.The sound of pots and pans, the roar of washing machines and the chatter of people doing housework in the aisles.Stumbling around, Fang Jiajia said apologetically, "Excuse me" to the neighbors, "This place is too narrow and messy. My parents' house, I'm staying here temporarily." "I would rather have a bed in Puxi than a room in Pudong. What I want to see is old Shanghai." I said.There were sharp cries of babies coming from a distance, one after another, Fang Jiajia quickened her pace: "The little guy wants to eat." There are only two rooms in the house, narrower than my "home".Fang Jiajia's parents retired at home and took care of their grandson full-time.The two little ones were lying in the big stroller, the feeding bottle was knocked over, and the toys were all over the floor.The old couple said good things, but the little guy ignored them, the old lady raised her hand to threaten, the little guy looked at it provocatively, Fang Jiajia hurriedly stopped: "Mom, don't hit them, they are American citizens, and you are breaking the law in the United States." .” The old lady said with a smile: "This is China, what law does grandma break by beating me a few times?" The old man also said: "The American citizen is also my grandson, so I can still call him." Fang Jiajia cuddled the baby for a while and fed it with a bottle. The little one settled down and soon fell asleep.Fang Jiajia took out two big boxes of American Hershey chocolates and stuffed them to me: "I wanted to buy you some clothes, but they were all 'Made in China'. I finally found an authentic American product." Fang Jiajia entrusted the child to her parents and went out with her husband and me.Take a taxi to a seafood restaurant that is said to be very famous.The welcoming guests arranged us in front of the huge bright full-body glass. There are many tall buildings outside the window, the atmosphere is floating, and the neon lights are flickering.As soon as Xiaoyu sat down, she called to report that she was safe, and Fang Jiajia also told her about her sisterhood.Then, we went to the water tank to pick live seafood. Fang Jiajia asked me about Xiaoyu and I, and I said that we had gotten into trouble recently, that I had committed a "crime of failure", and I was afraid we would break up.Fang Jiajia comforted me: "Where is there no grass in the end of the world? She doesn't care about brother, it's her problem. Now there are a lot of little sisters. If you want to come to Shanghai, I will introduce a few to you. I have a few." The classmate is still waiting in the boudoir." "Thank you for your kindness. In Beijing, you are allowed to correct the 'crime of failure'. Why don't you send them to the Bund for sea burial?" I said, "Besides, aren't Shanghai girls born for foreigners? Go up and have a look." "Not all of them, many of them are not from Shanghai." Fang Jiajia corrected, "Look at me, I don't look like a Shanghai baby at all. Shanghai dialect, refers to women acting like a baby, showing off to please and be good.).” Song Husheng also said proudly: "Speaking of which, I have taken advantage of it, ha ha." In fact, Fang Jiajia is very good at "doing", or her husband is submissive.I said I was going back to Beijing tomorrow, but the young couple tried to persuade me to stay, so I said I would play for another day.Fang Jiajia sighed: "That's right, I came all the way to see her, but she wasn't there. I can't carry it clearly! (Note: "I can't carry it clearly", a Shanghai dialect, meaning I don't know the severity and the reason.)" "It's not her fault, I attacked by surprise." I said. They accompanied me to watch the night view of the Bund, and then took a taxi to the bar street on Hengshan Road.The price of Shanghai bars is slightly lower than that of Beijing, and the decoration is exquisite.Bartenders, pimps, and sex workers were less aggressive.Drunken Westerners and Japanese and Korean drinkers competed and frolicked, and colorful Shanghai babies danced like butterflies. The next day, I declined the invitation of Fang Jiajia and his wife, and wandered aimlessly in this ten-mile foreign market.This gigantic monster like Beijing is like a colossus, and people are like ants when they are in it.Different from Beijing, the plants in this city are mostly subtropical broad-leaved forests, the leaves are wide and green, and the air is moist and salty; the roads in Beijing are wide and straight, and there is no suspense in all directions. The buildings in Beijing are not particularly tall, and generally have a large span, like a mighty and clumsy sumo wrestler with big breasts, fat buttocks, showing muscles and caring about strength; tall buildings in Shanghai are more fashionable It is more stylish, such as tall and winding skinny women, scattered and disorderly or standing shoulder to shoulder on the narrow and winding road, like a flashy competition. This pair of metropolises with super dumbbells or grinding discs are all trying their best to show off their gorgeous faces, but they all inadvertently exposed flaws in their hips and crotches. They are all giant twin cities.Behind the masculine high-rise buildings in Beijing, the dilapidated urban villages are full of groundhog-like migrant workers and distressed foreigners; More cramped, narrower, more oppressive, deeper, darker and more humid.Allahs in pajamas, pajama pants and slippers stretched their waists and yawned, carrying cabbage home or going out with garbage bags.The woman has curly hair that has not been permed, and the hairpin is crumbling, and the buttocks seem to be broken.The Allahs spoke Wu Nong's soft language with high-pitched ambiguity, except for the three words "Allah", "Dela" and "Nong", which made me confused.From time to time, I saw a few Allahs lying on tattered chairs, squinting their eyes intoxicated, or washing clothes in a large wooden basin, or eating with relish in front of a small food stall full of oily smoke and garbage.On the old buildings like pigeon cages overhead and on the balconies of Shikumen, there are cheap underwear, silk stockings and trousers forks of Shanghai babies, colorful and colorful.Who says it's not an international metropolis, like ten thousand flags. In the afternoon, I was hesitating whether to go back to Beijing or wait for Xiaoyu and Daniel to call.He didn't go to Inner Mongolia, a few girls entangled him so much that he couldn't get away, so he brought in rescuers as usual.I asked him to come to Shanghai, and he said he had just been there.He said to go to your hometown, and heard that Sichuan is beautiful, beautiful, delicious, and there are pandas.His proposal was very unexpected. I thought it would take several days for Xiao Yu to come back, and I would not have time to accompany me when I came back, so I agreed.It was arranged to meet at Chengdu Airport, and Daniel couldn't wait: "Ok. Be there or be square. (See you or be square) I will book tickets now." Traveling in Chengdu, Deyang and Mianyang, I met a few old classmates. In the hasty itinerary, there is nothing to ignore but a feast.The family didn't see Xiaoyu who was always thinking about it, but they were surprised to see that I brought back a monster with yellow hair and blue eyes.I lied to them in good faith: Xiaoyu and I have a normal relationship, but they happened to be sent out for outreach training. During the three days in Dicheng, I borrowed a car from Xu Dakuan and took Daniel to visit scenic spots such as Dou Tuan Mountain, Jianmen Pass, Ancient Shu Plank Road, and even attended the wedding of one of my cousins.In the rest of the time, Xu Dakuan, Wang Wenge, Donggua and local literary friends played hosts one after another, getting involved in round after round of drinking games.At most one day, we drank six rounds, starting at noon and continuing until the early morning of the next day.Daniel drank all the invincible hands in the city, and even dipped my light on the "Dacheng Daily", overjoyed. In addition to drinking, we also go to tea houses and KTV.Daniel also got into a big bad habit in my house - mahjong.Beautiful scenery, beautiful food, fresh air and a leisurely life are really amazing. In just three days, the United States was overthrown. When I sent him to the airport bus, he couldn't think of returning, and asked puzzledly: "You live in such a good place." Why do you want to go to Beijing?”