Chapter 40 Chapter Thirty-eight

Roommates Wang Lei and Zhu Hongyun had such a quarrel that they wanted to break up.Not surprisingly, the pair were already puzzling together.No matter how you look at Zhu Hongyun, she is mediocre, but she thinks highly of herself.She dresses expensively and speaks vulgarly. She is three parts pretentious and gentle and skillful, and seven parts is hopelessly moody.Zhu Hongyun returned home earlier than Wang Lei, but Wang Lei, who was so tired and had backaches, often had to go to restaurants when faced with ice pots and cold stoves.She spends her boyfriend's money lavishly, but bosses him around.Zhu Hongyun's house is like a bottomless pit, whether it's building a house to buy fertilizer, sister getting married and nephew going to school, or family members having surgery, Wang Lei fills it in endlessly.After all, I'm not married, and Wang Lei sometimes complains in front of me, and Xiao Yu also thinks it's too much, and has considered introducing Bai Juan to him.

They were introduced by others, and Wang Lei has always been very passive, unable to hold back Zhu Hongyun's indiscriminate bombardment.Later, Wang Lei seemed to resign himself to his fate, and even bought a house.Six months ago, Wang Lei took Zhu Hongyunfei back to his hometown. In just a few days, the family had a lot of opinions on this woman, and Wang Lei had to think carefully.He asked for my opinion, and I put on an opportunistic face: "Only you know whether the shoes fit or not." They had an old Santana, Wang Lei had just mortgaged to buy a house, and bought a laptop and video camera before the festival, so they didn't have enough cash.According to Wang Lei, buy a house first, and then buy a new car after getting married.In order to show off at home, the woman insisted on doing it in one step, but Wang Lei couldn't help it, so she bought "Guangben".This woman loves to drink, and often causes troubles after drinking. Every time, she calls Wang Lei, who is extremely busy in the company, to rescue her.

Wang Lei is tall and big, but sticky. He is the only Siberian sick tiger I have ever seen. After holding it in for a long time, he still broke out, wanted to break up, and even stayed away for several days. After "crying, making trouble and hanging himself three times" was invalid, Zhu Hongyun went to Wang Lei's company to make trouble several times, but was stopped by security guards again.She squatted in the lobby, and Wang Lei had no choice but to go straight down from the building to the underground garage to take a colleague's car and escape.Only then did Zhu Hongyun panic, and dragged Xiaoyu and me to do transformation work for Wang Lei.

People's hearts are scattered, and this job is really hard to do.Sure enough, Wang Lei came back, but quietly looking for a house, and asked me to release sublet information.I actually like Wang Lei as a roommate. He is quiet, humble, and proficient in computers.The computer Yang Xingchen gave me was suffering from chronic asthma. I spent a lot of money repairing it until Wang Lei moved in.I asked him what to do with the house and the car, and he said that the house was in his name and the car was in Zhu Hongyun's name.Wang Lei said that she didn't want the car anymore, and she should pay the monthly payment by herself. The down payment of more than 40,000 yuan would be considered lost. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain.He shook his head in pain: "The two dollars she earns is not enough to pay the rent, so go drink the northwest wind."

I joked: "She can live in the car, as an RV." Although Xiaoyu and I sympathized with him, we still tried to persuade him, but seeing that his attitude was determined, we couldn't say much.Back in the room, Xiao Yu was very sad: "Emotions are too fragile, if you say it is gone, it will be gone. We won't be like this someday, right?" "As long as you don't mess around, you won't, it's a lesson learned from the past." I said. "If you want to mess around, I will disappear from the world." "If you evaporate, I can only stare blankly."

Xiao Yu said angrily, "Hmph, now I can see that you don't care about me at all." "Then what should I do? I can't control your shackles and handcuffs." I said, tightly clamping her hands and feet, and Xiao Yu said while struggling: "You tied my body, but you can't tie my heart. .” "What nonsense, wash and go to bed." I let her go, and she shouted, "It's time for my husband to wash my face this week!" When I washed Xiaoyu's face, she was as gentle as a lamb fed in the sun. Half a month later, under the leadership of Wang Lei, several movers hurriedly moved away his belongings. In order to get rid of Zhu Hongyun, they also changed jobs.Zhu Hongyun was dumbfounded when she went home, and called Wang Lei's company, who was told that he had left his job.After getting through the phone, Wang Lei broke down in tears, and Wang Lei hung up after a few words.Zhu Hongyun suddenly grabbed me habitually, like a lifebuoy, asking me to help her.Wang Lei and I jokingly chatted on the phone for a while, announcing sadly like a doctor issuing a death notice: "Love rescue is futile, please be sorry!"

Zhu Hongyun sat slumped on the bed like a resentful woman, muttering to herself, "He's made up his mind after eating the weight." "Think about it, there are no big money anywhere in the world, and there are corrupt officials everywhere in the world." I comforted her, "He is a person who is 'kicked' and he will leave as soon as he is kicked. He is still behind when he is kicked. He is the one who suffers. , while crying." A few days later, Zhu Hongyun and a friend came to move in a "Honda", and Xiaoyu and I took them downstairs.Zhu Hongyun hugged Xiaoyu and cried, warning us not to follow in the same footsteps.Watching the bright red car slowly go away, I said, "It's not like someone who drinks northwest wind."

During those two days, Xiaoyu sighed and sighed, and I was also saddened. Soon, another pair of "little couples" moved in. They were both fresh graduates from prestigious schools, and they bargained with me sincerely. My heart softened, and they succeeded. After returning to Beijing, Xiaoyu and I took bags of local Sichuan goods and visited her three homes, cooking and eating there.We talked about the trip to Sichuan and the work at hand.Hearing that I have received a good contract, they are all happy for me, and hope that I can solve the problem of entering Beijing as soon as possible.Xiaoyu was dissatisfied with the interviewing company, so she continued to submit her resume, while I nervously revised the manuscript, and finally handed in the manuscript at the end of February.I never thought that the business introduced by Tianbao would be a waste of 100,000 yuan!

There was no news a few days after the manuscript was delivered, so I called and said politely that the publisher was watching it.In a blink of an eye, it was March, and I contacted again, and proposed some inexplicable revisions.I gasped for breath and changed it, and said that this matter should be "put it aside". I had an ominous premonition, so I asked the reason, and hesitated and said nothing.Tianbao found out that it was not the book's problem at all, but a "strategic" disagreement between several antiques, and they didn't publish it at all. Tianbao was also very angry at their inconsistencies, and after negotiating with them several times, there was nothing wrong with them. He suggested that I should continue to work with them in a reasonable and profitable way.Tianbao apologized and said that he withdrew, and if the negotiation was successful, he would not want anything.I searched for it a few times, but they always avoided me.I had no choice but to grind with them on the phone, and it was inevitable that I lost my temper.Mr. Cheng insisted at the beginning that it was a problem with the book, but I exposed it and faltered.I tried my best to persuade him to respect other people's labor, but he suddenly became angry: "I also paid the cost!"

"What cost did you pay?" I was stunned. Could it be that I still owe him something? "I spent time investigating your background, and spent most of my time talking with you. These are all costs." Boss Cheng plausibly said, "I——I even treated you to a meal." The last sentence almost stunned me: "A meal? The meal that cost 110 yuan for four people?" "Isn't it a cost?" "Have you fucking eaten?" I was furious, "This is never over with you!" "Then what do you want?" I showed the bottom line: "Either publish a book or give some compensation, let's not talk about compensation, we must give some compensation."

"Impossible." He flatly refused, and I panicked, "I'm suing you!" "Hehe, go and sue, let's read the contract first." Boss Cheng let out a laugh like a master of Shaoxing, and hung up the phone.I just opened the contract and saw that it was equivalent to the naked "catch-22": the manuscript must meet the requirements of the bookseller, but the right of interpretation rests with the bookseller.Just like whether a client pays for a client depends on whether the prostitute satisfies the client, but the client has the right to explain it.I have already experienced this disgusting thing, and I have no time to waste time with them, so I quickly contacted other agencies, and quickly signed a contract, the first printing is 25,000, and the royalties are 9%, which is better than nothing. According to the original expectation, after deducting the 30,000 yuan given to Tianbao, taking 70,000 yuan, and tearing away the flesh in the stock market, the money can be collected.The plan to redeem himself as a Beijinger was suspended.This incident hit Xiaoyu harder than I did. She resigned from the company she had just worked in for a month and wanted to start her own business.As soon as I had an episode, she choked me: "With your meager income, we can buy a house and get married in a few years of the monkey year, and don't even talk about the household registration issue?" I was lying on the bed sullen, and after a while, Xiao Yu crawled over and asked me what was wrong, but I didn't make a sound, but she squeaked me.Just being caught and hit, I was forced to laugh bitterly until I agreed to talk about her business plan-opening an online store. "The main thing is girls' fashion items, isn't it Han Han now? Clothes, small accessories, cosmetics, toys, CDs, old books, souvenirs, etc., buy at low prices and sell at high prices." Xiao Yu relished, pointing to the messy books and CDs in the "home" and said, "Your scrap metal can also be turned into treasure—" "To put it bluntly, it's just an online practice booth." I didn't think so, Xiaoyu corrected: "That's not true, you have to buy goods at the practice booth, and if you can't sell it, you have to sell it with tears or throw it at your hands. We only advertise. Buying goods, people only buy goods when they want them, this is called not letting the eagles see the rabbits, so let's treat it as a bad guy." "You're not a bad guy, you're a bad sister—not a bad luck." I smiled, "You build your own website? That costs a lot of money, maintenance, and annual inspection." "Am I stupid? I just opened my own webpage on the 'treasure hunt' website. I learned what I have learned, and I can do it myself. There is almost no cost." "It's so easy to get rich." I sneered, Xiaoyu was very angry: "How would you know if you don't try?" "How much money do I need?" When I came into contact with the actual problem, Xiaoyu got excited and took out a small book from her bag: "Just a computer, a scanner, and a digital camera. There is almost no working capital. Report to my husband, I It’s already been calculated. I already have a digital camera, so let’s forget about it. There is also a router for Internet access, which is only one or two hundred, maybe I’m giving away one for nothing. The total is nine thousand yuan, plus the working capital, it’s just a round number.” I thought to myself that this is not expensive, and it is better to have something to do than toss around, so I asked with great interest: "How about running the venue, you can't be in our house, I don't want to bump heads with you all day long." "Grandma's house." "Do they agree?" "I started a business, and they definitely support me. Now I need my husband—actual support." "It's like playing mahjong. If you win, it's yours. If you lose, it's mine. This is a good business." I laughed. "The two of us win. This is also for us to settle down and start a business sooner." Xiaoyu said, I didn't say anything, and my eyes were a little moist.Xiao Yu said again, "Let's do this, let's open every nine, and you will pay nine thousand. People's financial crisis." "Thirty to seven." "Twenty-eight, that's all I have." "Deal!" I said, and Xiaoyu immediately stretched out her finger and pulled me: "Don't go back on your word, cash it out immediately." Fortunately, there was a sum of money that was not thrown into the stock market in time.Under Xiaoyu's instigation, I went to the bank to withdraw cash, and Xiaoyu made lunch.After the meal, I went to "Bainaohui" to have a look, and then went to Zhongguancun for more choices. The enthusiasm of the sales staff in shopping malls is not surprising, but the shopping guides in the Zhongguancun computer market make people collapse.As soon as you entered the door, you were immediately surrounded and surrounded, and you couldn't bear to keep your mouth shut.You just expressed your intention tremblingly, and you were immediately rambling about.Compared with the robbery, that battle lacked a firecracker or control knives; compared with the five-horse dismemberment, it also lacked a few horsepower.No wonder Zhu Hongyun dragged whoever he saw, occupational disease. Patiently rolled his eyes, he shopped around, seeing the sixth floor from the first floor, looking at one house and another house.According to Xiaoyu's configuration requirements, even if they don't enjoy the router, MP3 or mobile hard disk they send, the money they bring is still two to three thousand, mainly because the LCD screen is too expensive. The cheapest at that time cost more than three thousand, or just To reduce the configuration.I have traveled all over the computer and digital market in Zhongguancun, and I see much the same. The rush hour came, and this area became more prosperous and chaotic.Sandstorms, smoke and mist are mixed together, and the sky is getting darker and more chaotic. Even if the lights are in full bloom, they are still surrounded by mist.Xiaoyu and I, who hadn't eaten lunch, were discussing next to the North Fourth Ring overpass between "sea dog" and "Atlantic".I said do what you can, and consider compromises without adding money. Xiao Yu said that you get what you pay for.My chirping and chirping like noise finally made her furious, and the resentment that had been suppressed for a long time finally broke out. She suddenly turned her head and crossed the road, scaring me to reach out to grab it, and was thrown away violently.As soon as a car drove by, I turned pale with fright, and hugged her by the waist, not knowing where she got the strength, and broke free.I grabbed the red coat I bought for her in Dicheng, and she simply took off the coat and ran across the road.The huge three-compartment bus braked suddenly, Xiao Yu swayed and disappeared behind the car. I was so frightened that I looked down at the wheel, it was all right.The driver stretched out his head and cursed a few words and drove away. A row of cars drove past, and Xiao Yu was not seen in the gap.I also jaywalked like a madman.People are like the sea, cars are like the tide, and Xiaoyu is not the only one.Pedestrians looked at me with a strange expression, running back and forth like a lunatic in my red coat.I called her cell phone and it rang in the coat pocket in my arms. It was cold in Beijing at the end of February, and the heating was still on. Xiao Yu was only wearing a thin shirt and was penniless.I must find her immediately.I hurried up to the overpass in front of the "sea dog" building, where there were multiple bus stops, and it was another commanding height.As the light got darker and the cold wind picked up, I stood on the overpass and watched the wriggling car queues like intestinal obstructions and the chaotic black heads surging after the ant nest collapsed, trembling all over my body and feeling hairy.I wiped my dusty and foggy lenses, rubbed my eye sockets vigorously, puffed up my eyes and searched around, and finally saw a small white spot flickering in the turbulent crowd, and it turned out to be Xiaoyu when I looked closely. I rushed to her in a hurry, she was shivering, coughing non-stop, and her nose flowed out, seeing me walking forward as if nothing had happened.I tried to put her woolen coat on, but she struggled as she walked, and finally put it on.I handed her tissues without saying a word, and she cleaned her face without saying a word.Others looked at us as if they were looking at two unknown creatures.I walked to the bus station without saying a word, and I said to take a taxi to go home, but Xiao Yu ignored me, and I said several times before she choked me: "You are really rich!" After boarding the car, they were squeezed into sandwich patties.I grabbed the ring with one hand and swayed around Xiaoyu's waist with the other.Xiaoyu's eyes were frozen, she didn't say a word, she let her tears flow down like broken pearls, and it became a scene in the car.Several IT elite migrant workers looked at me with undisguised condemnation and contempt in their eyes, as if I were a violent beast. I didn't find a seat until Beitaipingzhuang. Xiao Yu was buried deep in my lap, sobbing slightly.Shaking to Anzhen Bridge, she said she was going to grandma's house and got off the car.Along the way, my heart was ashamed.Haven't slept all night, am I too fucked up - if a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools, but it's only a matter of two thousand yuan.The next day I was still reflecting on the bed, when Xiao Yu came and packed her things without saying a word.I was a little flustered, so I stopped her, and she said, "Let's break up." "Is there something wrong with you?" "You're the one who's wrong." She burst into tears again, "I don't know why I want to be with you." "What do you mean?" "What do you mean?" She stuffed her clothes into a handbag and said angrily, "You are selfish, unromantic, poor, and twisting (Note: twisting, Beijing dialect, here refers to stubbornness, death Brains.)." I snatched her bag and began to argue: "I'm selfish? Kind of, more accurately called narcissism, aren't you narcissistic? I'm poor but not sour at all. I know it's not honorable, but I'm not Do you work hard?" "You work hard, you really work hard, it's all thankless, what's the effect? ​​I don't know if I've been tricked by others." "Isn't the contract re-signed again? It's not in vain." She snorted and pointed at me naked: "Boss, can you put on your pants first? Jingguang and Kerry are watching you." "I'm in the dark and they're in the light. See a bird! Even if I saw it, what's the matter? My own home! That's all there is to freedom.——What other crimes are there?" "Twist, it's not romantic." "I'm twisted? A tendon? That's tenacious." I started to hug her tightly and rub against her body, "I'm not romantic enough but I'm loose. This is a big crime, you should teach me." "Get away!" She broke free from me and scolded, "You only know about sex, not about love." "This is inseparable!" I said righteously, "You treat me like an animal?" "That's right. Tell me, we've known each other for almost three years. Have you ever sent me a flower?" My heart skipped a beat, but I laughed loudly: "Just because of this? What a memory, you forgot how I foolishly chased you on the street with a bunch of flowers, and even attracted wolves. I didn't settle accounts with you, and I still have a bad relationship with me." She fluttered: "It was given to you by your fans. Look how awesome you are. You used second-hand roses to fool your girlfriend. Are you——excuse me?" "Still brooding?" "Can I do it? It's nothing but disgusting." "You wait." I pushed her to sit next to the computer and turned on the computer, "Go online first, wait for me for a while." "Stinky hooligan, what are you doing?" Xiaoyu opened the webpage while struggling. I hurriedly put on my clothes and went downstairs.Although Huaishu Street is small, it has everything you need. There is a flower shop on the street. Although it is very different from the large greenhouse flower garden in Ladies Street, it is also complete with all internal organs, and roses are placed at the door. I go to the restaurant to order food first, then go to the flower shop.The red roses are in good condition, with dewdrops on the petals, and the boss said they had just been delivered.I bought nineteen bundles, and it was exactly two hundred yuan including decorations.Remembering that the rations in "home" had run out, I went to the grain store and bought a bag of northeast rice, plus a few handfuls of dried noodles and a bottle of soy sauce.I carried fifty kilograms of rice on my shoulders, supported it with one hand, and hugged the rest with one hand. Panting and staggering, I climbed up to the sixth floor. "Who is this farmer uncle?" After driving, Xiaoyu looked shocked, and took the heavy bag, and I unloaded the rice.I clapped my hands and said, "Well, this is romantic enough—this is called the economic foundation determines the superstructure, and both material civilization and spiritual civilization must be strong." Xiaoyu looked at the roses in full bloom, and then at me who was dusty and excited, and couldn't laugh or cry: "You are really a farmer!" "I just found out today? What's up with farmers? Farmers know life best, when to plant seeds, when to water, when to weed, when to fertilize, and when to harvest. How do you speak Beijing dialect—Men'erqing." I laughed. Say.Xiaoyu sniffed the roses, happily found a bottle, filled it with water, and inserted the roses into it.After I finished washing, I put my hands on Xiaoyu's shoulders: "I know why you did this to me. Isn't it because of Zhongguancun's affairs, so let's be honest." "My mouth is frayed, it's bubbling." She pouted her lips, and sure enough, it was bubbling.I felt quite guilty, and slapped my forehead: "My husband was confused yesterday, but now he is rarely confused." "Ah, you agree?" She asked pleasantly, and I nodded, "I'll go after lunch." "Husband, you are so kind." Xiaoyu smiled through tears, "Isn't it a little early for lunch?" "Then I'll eat you first." I held Xiao Yu in my arms, and Xiao Yu struggled: "Rogue! Pull down the curtains!" I peeled her off like a bamboo shoot... Xiaoyu and I stood side by side in front of the mirror, and we looked at our naked mirror image, as if we were looking at two biological specimens.I said don't look at it, people who like to look in the mirror are narcissistic and self-pitying.Xiao Yu fiddled with her body: "Look at your wife, she has big breasts, thin waist and hips, white and tender skin, like Japanese tofu, where can I find such a hot body?" I salivated and said, "Our configuration is the most cost-effective." "Let's just be pretty." Xiaoyu said, patted my stomach, "But at your age, it's not bad to have no belly. The current Office (office) man has a body shape like a Hebei pear." I hugged Xiaoyu, and slid to the bed: "This is also thanks to you!" "Rogue!" Xiaoyu was like a lively goldfish, being put into the pool, flopping happily. I was a little surprised by Xue'er's sudden arrival. Thinking about her coming from afar, let's see her.To avoid misunderstanding, I didn't tell Xiaoyu.Xueer temporarily lives with her cousin Yuanyuan in Gulou.Xueer is more fashionable than in Mengcheng. The white and tender skin of Chuanmei, the watery eyes and the small and exquisite appearance are really eye-catching.First, I went shopping around the Drum Tower, and then I went to visit the Qianmen Dashilan.She took my arm unconsciously from time to time, but I let go of it consciously.After walking around for a while, I found a restaurant. As soon as she sat down, Xue Er said: "I have been talking about treating you for several years, but I actually came to Beijing to invite you. Let me first agree to treat you." "What kind of guest are you inviting? I'm a landlord!" I said, "How about your teahouse, is the business okay?" "It's a small shop, I don't expect to make any money." She said, shaking my hand again, like many southerners who just came to Beijing, saying don't order too much, "Beijing food is too bad. What a waste of money!" I asked her to look over the menu, she waved her hand and said forget it, passed the menu to the waiter, and asked casually, "Then what is your purpose in coming to Beijing?" Xue'er chuckled: "I'm dying of laughter, as if I came to Beijing to cause sabotage." "It's finally my turn to be the big guy." I smiled, "Everyone is a potential criminal." "You also regard yourself as a Beijinger. The great capital, can I come and see?" Xueer smiled, and asked, "How is your girlfriend?" "She's fine, working overtime and busy." "Are you getting married soon?" I nodded, Xue'er hesitated to speak, and smiled, "You—?" "If you have something to say, just say it, if you have that, then—" Xue'er paused, then cautiously said, "Are you—physically and mentally all right now?" "Do you still remember this?" I chuckled, "It's all a problem now." "No way, guarding such a beautiful Beijing girl." She looked puzzled, and I waved my hand: "Let's not talk about this, let's talk about you, do you have children?" "No, he doesn't have that ability." Xue'er blurted out.I was a little surprised, and she chuckled, "He's the opposite of you—it's the opposite of you before, how do I know you now? He has no psychological problems, but physical problems." "Impossible, sister!" I yelled, looked around, then lowered my voice, "So you married a minister of the boudoir!" "What are you talking about, Mr. Gui?" Xue'er was confused, and I smiled: "Mr. Gui, does Sima Qian know?" "Middle school students know it." "What punishment did he suffer?" I had a smirk on my face, and Xue Er blushed: "What does it have to do with me?" "Sima Qian claims to be a minister of the boudoir, and he speaks of self-effacing." I said nothing.I saw a trace of embarrassment and pain on Xueer's face, and felt that I was not a thing, so I asked, "Have you not seen a doctor?" "I've seen all the hospitals, I've tried all the remedies, and I've been numb after watching porn, and there's no cure." Xue'er looked helpless, and I was indignant: "Isn't this harming others and not benefiting yourself? You——haven't tried it yet." What kind of goods?" Xueer said angrily: "He got married for the sake of getting married. The pressure was too great, and he didn't even give me a chance to inspect the goods." "Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite." I said sympathetically, "It's not enough, you can return the product. I said too much, this is your private matter." "It's okay, that's all. He and I have long respected each other's sovereignty and non-interference in each other's internal affairs." She looked indifferent. When it came to the "purpose of coming to Beijing", Xueer was evasive, saying to see if there was any opportunity.The cousin persuaded her to sell the house, she was brought into this industry by Xueer.Yuanyuan bought a house only three years after she came to Beijing, and she also sold herself out by the way, marrying a Beijinger with a legitimate job. "Any kind of story can happen in this city, some are wonderful, some are helpless." I was deeply touched, "Women have advantages, beautiful women are more powerful, and your cousin is becoming more and more like a woman now. " "As for me, she has never been as good-looking as me." Xue'er said, and quickly added, "I'm not boasting, everyone agrees." I looked at the completely new Xue'er: "You look much better than before. You didn't bloom before, but now you look like ripe cherries. You smell like an intellectual woman." "Really?" This comment on Xue Er is very useful, look left and right to see her shoulders, look up at a lock of bangs, and look down at her plump breasts, "The way a writer speaks is different." After the meal, I rushed to buy the bill, and accompanied her to Xidan to buy clothes.The shops in this area are dense and crowded.The music from the tram car video store, the sound of machinery on the construction site and the yelling of tourists, it's like a farmers' market.There are shopping guides in uniform standing outside some shops, attracting customers with uniform applause and yelling, which is deafening.This unique marketing method surprised Xue Er.In comparison, although the Wangfujing store is expensive, it is much quieter. Suddenly, I was grabbed by a hand from behind, and almost staggered. I was about to have a seizure when I saw it was Zhu Hongyun.It turned out that she and her new boyfriend opened a small shop here.She pointed to a middle-aged man in the store and said that was her husband. Compared with Wang Lei, this man was wretched.I made fun of her: "I'm already the boss, but the problem of pulling people around is still the same? Why don't you become an urban management?" "Why did I pull people indiscriminately? You are the one pulling people." She laughed loudly, looked at the strange Xueer, was very surprised, dragged me a few steps again, and questioned me, "You are not small! Who is the girl?" "What's the fuss, fellow townsman, I'm so far away, shouldn't I receive him?" "I'm not suspicious, just remind me to cherish what I have now, so as not to regret it if I lose it." Zhu Hongyun said, feeling lost.I nodded, and she said, "You and Xiaoyu should get married, right?" "It's coming soon, we're starting to look at the house, but it's too expensive." "Great, invite me then!" Zhu Hongyun said.She couldn't forget about La Xueer's business, and she seemed to be a little interested in the new clothes she recommended for Xueer. It was rare for me to be kind, so I went into her shop.Xueer bought two sets of fashion, and Zhu Hongyun discounted them a bit. Seeing that Xueer paid for it herself, she smiled at me.As soon as the deal was completed, Zhu Hongyun went to grab another person and smiled at me: "Should I laugh at my occupational disease again?" "It's okay, it's okay." I encouraged her, "These days, children who cry will have milk. Pull it, if it's not for nothing, if it's not for nothing, it's an opportunity!" Zhu Hongyun smiled and ran over like a hungry eagle preying on it. "This woman is so hot!" Xueer said after leaving. "The situation makes people." I said, "You didn't see her when she was chic." As expected, Xueer stayed in Beijing to resume her old career and became a real estate sales lady with her cousin. Xiao Yu's grandfather was hospitalized suddenly, undergoing minor surgery.Xiaoyu said that no matter what we have to express, I asked if 1,000 yuan was enough, Xiaoyu said that they were not short of that money, all medical expenses were reimbursed, and it was enough to send 500 yuan, just a little thought.I insisted on giving one thousand, but her grandma resolutely declined: "I will leave this money for you to get married." Xiaoyu's grandma is not in good health, and everyone in the family is at work. From Monday to Friday, Xiaoyu and I went to watch the night.During the operation, the whole family stayed by.Grandpa Xiaoyu is recovering well. Except for getting out of bed and going to the bathroom and needing my support and holding the infusion bottle, he can basically take care of himself.For the rest of the day, I asked the mother and daughter to go back and visit from time to time.Grandpa Xiaoyu needs someone to chat with, and my chatterbox makes him happy.After staying up late for a few days, he couldn't stand it anymore. He even talked about the level of the nucleus.Fortunately, ten days later, the old man was discharged from the hospital. Xiaoyu just finished here, and the new couple who moved in made me feel sick again.I have an unspoken rule when leasing, non-office workers do not rent, frequent business trips are better.At the beginning, they said they had jobs and looked honest, so they rented it out to them. Unexpectedly, it was tied up as soon as it came, the woman even found a temporary job, and the man surfed the Internet all day long.Once the door is closed, it has little effect, so I don't care too much.Then they had more and more guests, stayed away all night, and slept on the floor.Nothing unusual about midnight.Considering that we are both North Drifters, releasing a horse is nothing more than a waste of water and gas. This idiot, every time he goes to the bathroom, he forgets to flush the toilet no matter whether he urinates or defecates.Often early in the morning, you are facing the bright sunlight outside the window, with fragmented and wonderful dreams, sleepy eyes, yawning and stretching to the bathroom, ready to completely relax and welcome a new day; at this time, you see What I got was...it was placed there blatantly, as if deliberately protesting against you.This time, what do you look at all day long that is not pleasing to the eye, why is it not easy to eat, what is not delicious to eat, is there anything worse than this? After negotiating several times, he blushed and apologized, but he forgot about it that day.Every reminder, every regret, every vow to repeat the same mistakes.If the kid is lucky that he's already up, hold back and let him deal with his legacy.But this is a night owl.You can only pinch your nose to help him clean up the battlefield, and then open the doors and windows to ventilate, so that the severe air pollution in Beijing can be reduced by a few more indices. The high-achieving students forged by the top university machines are just such waste who cannot extricate themselves physically and physically.Fortunately, his girlfriend also served as his nanny and mother, otherwise this buddy would become incontinent in public one day, and he would definitely create a scientific miracle spanning biology, physiology and medicine. This Hunan girl repeatedly explained to me that her boyfriend is fine with everything, but this problem has always been like this, and there is no cure.She held back but told me in a low voice, "He has more serious problems than this. He lost control of himself while walking on the street a few times." It really wasn't a fantasy.At that time, I was writing a collection of essays, and I was irritable, and my words were always ambiguous.I said: "Is he exploring the secrets of the universe, or is he thinking about the fate of mankind? At the beginning, Chen Jingrun guessed that Goldbach would just walk into a telegraph pole. Ha Jin, you know, the greatest contemporary physicist, he sits in a wheelchair Tilting your head and slanting your mouth, I haven't heard that you can't control it. Your boyfriend is really outstanding!" "Yeah, I can't figure it out either!" She said in a self-deprecating tone, "I heard that boys in prestigious schools can't take care of themselves, so I don't think they can cook, wash, and make quilts. Who would have thought that he would have this—— What a specialty!" "You are a wife, mother, and nurse." I smiled, and the girl smiled distressedly: "Isn't that right? If you say that, who asked me to do it." According to some of her descriptions, I said that the disease is related to psychology, but it is mainly physiological.If the logistics problem is not handled well, there will be endless troubles.She said she had seen a doctor, but she couldn't tell. "Another intractable disease! The whole world is sick." I sighed. I told Xiao Yu about this, and she covered her mouth: "Don't talk about staying together, it's disgusting to hear, let them go, go as far as you can." This was exactly what I wanted, so when they lived for one month, I told the more authoritative girl that I had no choice but to leave them, and the remaining rent would be fully refunded, plus moving expenses.The girl was about to burst into tears: "I knew it would happen. This has happened N times. I don't blame you." I suggest that they should live in a one-bedroom apartment without disturbing others.They couldn't afford the rent, so they found a basement and moved out.The boy was chirping, but the girl was fine, and cleaned the room and bathroom before leaving. After the couple left, instead of renewing the rent, I tricked my mother into living in Beijing for two months.She and her father visited Beijing once more than ten years ago.The weather is fine, and I just want to meet Xiaoyu's family.In order not to interfere with my typing on the keyboard, my mother also dated two old ladies who were friends in the early years and moved to Chongqing more than ten years ago.My mother first went to Chongqing to play around, and then came to Beijing together from there. Xiaoyu and I went to pick up the station.I temporarily moved to the small room and moved the mattress to the big room. With the big bed, it is more than enough for three people to live in.They have plenty of time to play, so in addition to going out, they take turns to show cooking skills, let me enjoy the food, and Xiaoyu is often called by my mother to satisfy my gluttony.Under the arrangement of me and Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu's parents and grandmother entertained my mother separately, and my mother also invited me back at my "home".Everyone got along happily and talked about my marriage with Xiao Yu many times. I asked Xiaoyu how her business was progressing, and she said everything was in order.I looked at the webpage she designed, and it looks decent.Besides the little girly things, there were books and CDs—her own and some from me.All products are uploaded after taking pictures or scanning, and the price is negotiable. While my mother was in Beijing, I suddenly received a phone call from Mr. Zhang, the secretary-general of an authoritative cultural research institution. He said that he had read the comments on my book and asked his secretary to buy it. It felt good. As soon as I saw it, there was an event that wanted me to participate. Lao Zhang, who is worthy of the name, is a scholar, and a real official with a red face, and he has the air of a big brother when he speaks, and he also has a beautiful female assistant.In this era, Lao Zhang obviously belongs to the category of winners take all, like a fish in water, regardless of surname, capital or surname, making a fortune silently.We met at the booth in the lobby of the "Kempinski" Hotel. Lao Zhang insisted on ordering thousands of drinks and fruit plates, and chatted while eating.Lao Zhang mistakenly thought that I was an old man, and secondly thought that I was the leader of academic corruption in a certain institution. Seeing that I was a "three noes" person at a young age, he felt a lot of emotion and got back to business.Next week, a cultural forum will be held in a well-known wine town in Yelang Province. I hope I will go there as a member of the expert group.Including round-trip air tickets, five-star hotels, visits to major local tourist attractions, as well as appearance fees and gifts of unknown amounts, all speeches will be sorted out and published in books.Sounds pretty good, I asked what kind of experts. “二十多个，都是学术机构或大学的。”老张说，随口报出几个名字，如雷贯耳。老张还强调，一个退下来的副总理级别的前国家领导人也出席，这阵势够吓人的，我怯生生地说：“这都是在电视上才可以仰望的，我算哪根葱啊？” “这个不全在资历和年龄，我们需要你这样一个自由学者，百花齐放百家争鸣嘛。”老张解释道。我这个京漂流浪汉也摇身一变成学者啦！我提心吊胆地问：“能放开说吗，不会说完直接从后门带走吧？” 女助手忍俊不禁，老张爽朗大笑：“小戈说话真逗，这个文化论坛，跟政治毫无关系，你想被带走还没戏呢。请你去就是让你放开说，传统文化有精华也有糟粕嘛。” 我是被人拿去当炮使了，但一想到端起碗来吃肉放下筷子开炮，还有赏，再说，夜郎省那赫赫有名的景点还没去过呢。这差事不错。老张很高兴，当即让助手记下我身份证号码预订机票，还说可以买我一百五十本书，开好票，送到他们单位，一部分留给职工，一部分带到会场。女助手善解人意：“幸好还没去书店买，从你这儿拿你也可以多赚一点，北漂族挺艰难的。” 小羽兴高采烈地把我送上机场大巴。在机场见到了一些大尾巴狼，但最重要的没见到，他们被簇拥着通过贵宾通道直接登机进入头等仓。出了夜郎省会机场才见阵势不小，地方官员来接机，还来了几辆警车和摩托开道殿后。车队呼啸而去，一路不停地开到当地最好宾馆。我都怀疑产生幻觉啦。 在豪华间里休息一小时，晚餐极丰盛，几个最大的大人物就在大包间另一桌，我也有幸上去和他们碰杯，近距离瞻仰了他们不同凡响的稀疏白发和光辉灿烂的老年斑。饭后，老张叫上我和几个专家到附近逛了一圈，这偏远省会城市，比想像中繁华得多，环境也不错，满眼绿色，空气清新。次日早餐后，威风凛凛的车队在闹市晃悠一圈，再驶向那个名闻遐迩的酒乡。 车队在绵延不断的竹笋或馒头状山峰组成的迷宫里穿梭。夜郎之地地无三里平，天无十里晴，刚才还是朗朗乾坤风和日丽，瞬间就是雾霭沉沉大雨滂沱。中午时分赶到乌江边，在一家很有特色的鱼鲜酒楼就餐。人满为患，无数人为一饱口福远道而来。当地官员早已为“北京来的领导”预订了最好的包厢，一边品味地道美味，一边临窗眺望深黛色蜿蜒幽深的乌江峡谷。 终于有机会和部级学术泰斗紧挨着坐下来。九十一岁的他坐轮椅，动作吃力，头脑还清醒。他的秘书是个丰韵犹存的中年女士。泰斗要出恭，老张和我搀扶着他进去，他撑着我颤颤巍巍地撒完尿，久久不能扣上纽扣，我不得不荣幸代劳。厕所太挤，三人无法动弹，我干脆一把将他抱起来转身出了厕所，犹如怀抱超级国宝如履薄冰，显然，国宝的体重远远不如他名声和地位有分量，在我怀里像个顽皮小孩呵呵地笑。 入座后他要求我坐在他旁边，女秘书坐另一边。他简单问了问我的情况，当我提起我的老家，他说好啊，天府之国啊。问了我的年龄，他笑，你还没生出来，我就进牛棚啦。 我说看过他的著作，请教了几个暧昧的历史问题，他居然从延安时期谈起，连他和伟大领袖在窑洞里的几次谈话以及建国后的实践也搬出来，以示他的远见。一桌子人吸吸溜溜地吃，恭恭敬敬地听。我说：“您老真是老资格啊！” 大人物很高兴，指着他的生活秘书说：“她跟了我几十年了，现在都是司局级干部啦！” 女秘书很矜持地笑，我差点没说出“一人得道鸡犬升天”的糊涂话来，我又想起康妮去过几十个国家的老爸，原来不过一秘书级别嘛。 老张也请教了一个泛文化问题。泰斗突然提高声调，大声谴责一当红文化大师，说那人文革时就不是个东西疯狗一条，历史知识半坛子醋，很多常识都错了，比吴晗张春桥姚文元差远了。他突然指着自己的脸皮，说那人一点点脸皮都不要了。我们都想听个明白，泰斗却浅尝辄止，只顾低头吃喝。泰斗吃喝很费力，嘴巴合不拢，王八汤漏了一胸脯，泰斗成了漏斗。秘书熟视无睹，我乐得再次为国宝承担起擦漏补缺的义务。 当空气的酒糟气越来越醇厚时，我意识到酒都到了。一下车，中国常见的那种恢弘场景出现了：彩旗飘舞，横幅招展，鼓乐喧天。除了当地大员、老总和媒体记者，居然有学生军乐队。我再次产生了幻觉。 这座城市不大，却凭借高贵而神秘的液体，成为这个省最富裕的地方。房地产的狂飙不会放过中国的每一寸土地，这个古老的城市已经没有古迹。 接下来三天论坛，照例是团结的大会胜利的大会圆满的大会，个个发言都像圆润的瓷器滴水不漏，未必经得起敲打，却好听又好看。我上场冒杂音时有些心虚，转问坐在主席台的市长：“我是来唱白脸的，请问市长先生，我若违反了吃了别人的嘴软的潜规则，放一阵大炮，散会了还给我开饭吗？” 会场里一片笑声。市长见惯了大场合，风趣地说：“不但要开，而且还要开小灶。” 不像是“双规”啊，好，那就放炮吧。引起一些骚动，记者要了我的联系方式，约我再聊。几个文学青年还私下给我送来几瓶“猫台”，交了朋友。余下三天，我们先参观了就近的十多家名牌酒厂、赤水河上酒厂采泉处、红军四渡赤水河战斗遗址和号称世界上最大的酒类博物馆，还去遵义会议遗址和黄果树瀑布参观。著名的夜郎广场据说还没完工，没去。 专家官员老板记者以及我这个社会活动家个个都酒精考验。来到酒乡，顿顿“猫台”，把盏言欢言无不尽。这神奇的液体一喝就高潮，再喝就高潮迭起，接着喝亢奋绵长飘飘欲仙，却TMD咋喝也不醉。难怪被达官贵人们奉为神液。 体制内的专家们和我这个体制外的混混貌合神离互不欣赏，有一点却心心相印：出场费和礼品何时兑现？终于在临行前一晚，来了几辆面包车，每人收到十五瓶货真价实的好酒，最好的一瓶是窖藏二十年的“猫台”，在精致礼品盒，当时零售价一千六，现在已达万元。还有几本纪念画册和一红包，红包里厚厚的，还没数我就准确地估出了数字——一万大洋。酒乡人实在热情，几辆面包车驱车几百公里，连人带礼物送到省城火车站托运处大门口。 飞回北京不久，酒乡政府和专家组还在钓鱼台国宾馆举行新闻发布会，阵势更大，我这个“三无”人员再次被请到这个神秘的地方去充大尾巴狼，连我推荐的杂志主编于江湖夏一帆也跟着吃好喝好，兼拿红包和礼品。 酒很快托运上门。我给爱喝酒的老蒲送了两瓶。小羽家拿了两瓶，最好那瓶按我妈的意见带回四川准备娶媳妇时喝。余下的我留着自己慢慢打发，偶尔来一口，做料酒，或调制泡菜。 我妈离开北京前，小羽家人和她再见了一面。关于我和小羽的婚事，因为预期收入没到位，大家建议先买房，户口事情以后再说。小羽妈妈说，如果我和小羽有了小孩，根据现行政策，孩子就天然是北京人。我松了一大口气，这下好了，做不了北京人，做北京人他爹得了，你总不能不待见北京人他爹吧？ 小羽除了折腾她的生意，开始搜集楼盘信息，我把刚领到的两本书的稿费连同刚挣的红包悄悄投进了股市，不料正赶上新一轮暴跌，老的资金继续深套，新资金不到一周就跌去了百分之二十还多。我开始真正为股市里的钱担心了。