Chapter 36 Chapter Thirty-Four

Kohane is pregnant!I panicked and scolded myself that my self-control was useless. "It's all your fault!" Xiaoyu twisted my neck and shook it. I was afraid that she would have a fit and wondered how to make her happy and angry, but she laughed, "You are going to be a father, and I am going to be a mother. I I've never been a mother before." I was impulsive: "Then let's get married quickly, sooner or later. I should be a father too, and vegetables are already out of season." Xiaoyu raised her eyebrows: "How can it be done? How old is he? Do you want to betray my family?"

"Let's just keep doing it. They have to accept raw rice and cooked rice." I smiled sinisterly, and Xiao Yu said angrily, "You're really irresponsible, right? Even if I ran away with you desperately, Giving birth to a child, what a crime, living in this poor place? Besides, it is not in line with the principle of eugenics, how much preparation must be made in advance to give birth to a child, exercise, pay attention to diet, control drugs, have sex in a happy mood, frequency of sex, position of conception time , There are too many, I checked it on the Internet. Do you think you have a cat or a dog?"

I froze like a balloon that had been unplugged: "Then we have to blow it up? It's cruel, it's murder, and it's our own child!" "What else can I do?" Xiaoyu stroked her abdomen, like stroking a rare treasure, crying, "I'm really sorry, baby." we can only do this.We checked the information for a while and decided to try medical abortion first. Although the probability of failure is quite high, at least it can avoid physical pain.The effect was really not good. Apart from having a bloated stomach for a few days and bleeding some blood, Xiao Yu didn't deal with it.Hurry up to contact the hospital, do tests first, make an appointment for a weekend, and Xiao Yu took another two days off.Before going to the hospital, I bought some nutritional supplements and stewed a pot of angelica chicken soup on low heat.Our private driver, Lao Hong, was busy and helped a lot.

There is an endless stream of people, chattering like a big market.Most come in pairs, and there are also female companions, and several male students accompany a female student.The mother who came with her daughter chattered and cursed at the girl in a low voice, and the girl drooped her head.There is also a black man accompanying his Chinese girlfriend, and everyone stays far away from them.Several children were chatting and laughing. Seeing the doctor came, they pestered her to bargain: "We are middle school students, can we get a discount?" "Middle school students are glorious! Use this as a vegetable market, really." The doctor sneered, and asked me to sign the operation sheet. I asked how to fill in the column of "relationship". The doctor said, in principle, it is a family member, so you can fill in the family member Bar.I confess we are not married yet.

"Then you can find her family members." The female doctor glared, then handed me the list, turned her head and left.Xiao Yu scolded me: "Are you so stupid? Even my name is fake, who cares who is who here!" I hurriedly filled in the words "fiancé" and chased after her, smiling even before the female doctor accepted the form.In just one minute of error, the three of them jumped in line.Go back to the lounge.Each operation takes about an hour, and most of the patients who are carried out lie on the bed, waiting to wake up from the anesthesia.A few tough girls woke up and left without even sitting down.When it was Xiaoyu's turn, her feet seemed to be glued to the floor with super glue. I pulled her, and her arm was bloodied. I repeatedly reassured her that this was not a dictatorship or a slaughterhouse.

The female doctor let me in as well, and ordered me to wear a mask and disinfected headgear before going in, and put a pair of plastic films on the shoes.The operating room is less than 20 square meters, clean and bright, with complex medical equipment and instruments, a table in the corner, and a cleaning pool next to it.A thick and cool smell of blood, alcohol and other medicinal liquids.The nurse was busy, the female doctor put on rubber gloves, and motioned for me to carry Xiaoyu to the bed, Xiaoyu looked at the towering operating bed covered with white cloth, as if seeing a guillotine: "No, no, no, I'm going to die. "

The doctors and nurses couldn't laugh or cry, and it took a while to make arrangements for Xiaoyu.When injecting her with the anesthetic, she stared at me with supple and terrified eyes, and grabbed me with one hand so hard that she was sweating.Gradually, her eyes were in a trance, and she let go of my hand.I went to settle the formalities, and watched the TV in the lounge, not knowing what to say, until a nurse came out and called: "Wa Xiaoyu's family." I didn't have time to correct her slip of the tongue, so I hurried in. The doctor took off the mask and gloves, washed his hands and said, "The operation went well. Take her to the lounge. She is still in a coma, be careful."

I thanked you repeatedly, and was about to do it when the doctor suddenly asked me, "Don't worry, what do you do with that thing?" "What?" I was taken aback.The nurse pointed to a white tray with bloody flesh inside. I glanced at it and my scalp was numb and my head was dizzy.I asked, "How do you usually deal with it?" The nurse said: "Generally not, but a very few people need to keep a little bit, soak it in medicine and take it away-after all, it is a piece of flesh that fell from my body." "It's up to you to deal with it." I shook my head again and again.The nurse started to tidy up "that thing", and asked me with a smile, "Don't you take a look at it?"

"No, no, no!" I dodged again and again, my legs went limp. Xiao Yu's face was pale, and she was sleeping peacefully.I gently put her coat and pants on, and stretched my right arm across her back and my left arm under her knees, trying to find balance.Her body was hot and fluffy, and the moment I exerted strength, her lips moved, and her warm and even breath hit my face.I hugged Xiaoyu who had lost some weight with difficulty and balance, and the nurse raised the infusion bottle high.As if walking on eggshells, Xiaoyu was carried to the observation room and placed firmly on the bed, covered with a quilt.I sat beside, silently staring at Xiaoyu who was sleeping, feeling infinitely soft in my heart.After another hour, Xiao Yu's nose moved a few times, and her lips opened and closed, appearing very thirsty.I took out mineral water to feed her, but the nurse stopped me and said that I can only drink it when I wake up.About half an hour later, Xiaoyu's eyelids suddenly jumped a few times, and finally opened: "Am I still alive?"

"Why are you talking?" I quickly fed her water and asked her how she felt. "Pain, dizziness, weakness all over." "I am very sure of that." "It's all your fault." Xiaoyu complained, and I drooped my head: "I know, I'm guilty." A few people next to me laughed.After chatting with them for a while, Xiao Yu suddenly asked, "How much did it cost?" "Why are you asking this?" She insisted on asking, so I had to take out all kinds of bills and add them up one by one: "The test fee, operation fee and subsequent medicine cost a total of more than 1,800 yuan. It's okay. .”

Xiaoyu added: "Not counting the previous medical abortion fee of more than 800 yuan, the total is more than 2600 yuan." People around complained that the hospital is too dark now.I comforted Xiaoyu: "I don't want you to pay, what are you worried about?" "Bad guy, and my nutrition, lost work, and round-trip taxi fare, it's still a thousand yuan." "No problem." I nodded again and again, Xiaoyu said again: "There is also a mental damage fee." "A dollar, or?" I joked.Xiaoyu said with a soft tone: "One hundred million! You murderer!" Others laughed, and a girl said to me: "What a cute little girl! You are so blessed." I am like an old farmer digging up a gold ingot with a smile on his face.Before leaving the hospital, the female doctor gave instructions: hygiene, rest, nutrition, abstinence, and contraception. We listened respectfully. "Gays, pay attention!" The female doctor suddenly raised her voice, educating the men present on the spot.She clapped her hands, like a tough female prison guard admonishing the inmates, "Men are conscious, don't be selfish, just want to make yourself happy. You have to take preventive measures. Abortion not only hurts a woman's body, but it is also easy to miscarry. Abortion is a risk of abortion." Double the number, you don't want children anymore?" The female doctor stood right in front of me, looking at me from time to time.Compared with the prisoners at the criticism meeting, I also lacked a big brand.Her voice was sharp and high, like a sharp weapon scraping a metal plate, except for the unexplained African compatriot showing white teeth and giggling, the duck-like heads of the men at the scene drooped.My eyebrows are pleasing to the eyes, my face is red and my ears are piercing, and my teeth are sour. I just ask my aunt to take a rest. "Now men are real, they only care about their own refreshment, and don't feel sorry for their own women at all! Are we women your playthings? Really..." The female doctor finally left after nagging. Under my careful care, Xiaoyu recovered very quickly, and went to work after only three days of rest.In the following period of time, we "separated", and Xiao Yu drew the "Chu River Han boundary" on the bed.We each build a quilt and do not violate each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity.Only the kitchen and bathroom put aside disputes and jointly developed.At night, occasionally turning over and stretching without any intention of offside, Xiaoyu would instinctively pick up the feather duster under the pillow, as if a small country had dignity and inviolability. In order to get out the manuscript within two months before the end of the year, after returning to "Gao Laozhuang", I dived into the pile of old papers.During my absence, Xiaoyu did a good job in logistics.The clothes are clean, the room is in order, and the elegant smell of the lush jasmine makes me feel very comfortable.The refrigerator was full of food and fruit, and another can of "Sanlu" milk powder, a national inspection-free product, was placed next to the water dispenser. Every time I drank water, I was reminded that drugs were by your side. Sure enough, Li Hao got married soon.He used the Spring Festival to bring generous gifts to his Princess Xinghua family. During that festive festival, his hospitality and humility as a translator who came back from Beijing and worked for the United Nations quickly won the approval of his parents-in-law. Registered before it's over.The wedding is scheduled for the "May 1st" holiday.Before Li Hao happily went back to attend the wedding, Yang Xingchen and I honored him and gave him red envelopes. Qiu Xinghua came to Beijing during the summer vacation, and Li Hao and his wife invited us to have a big meal at their residence.Qu Feng is worthy of being a hard-working man, and he really completed the most strategic step of turning his family into a Beijinger-getting his wife to a public institution in the suburbs of Beijing, and bringing his son with him.Several female compatriots were busy in the kitchen.During the chat, everyone inevitably made fun of me and Xiao Yu again.Yang Xingchen said: "The flowering period of yours is too long, should it bear fruit?" Xiaoyu smiled: "It's not my fault, it's your classmate who developed late and couldn't catch up." "Besides, we are late in development, and we are going to have a public physical examination." The soldier came over with his teeth and claws, trying to untie my belt, and I hid aside. The room of more than ten square meters was full. After the dining table was set up, eight adults and one minor sat on the bed, sofa, and stool, tightly packed.Li Hao said apologetically, "I'm sorry, we're neither as rich as Mr. Yang, nor as powerful as Qu Feng, nor as talented as Mr. Ge." "Basically so." I agreed, and Qu Feng waved his hand: "What right do I have, the major is a guard in Beijing." Yang Xingchen smiled: "The other things on the waist of the guard are hard fire, so can't it be done with a big sword? Can you get your wife and children here if you don't have hard fire?" Qu Feng's wife stared at him affectionately in public, his sense of accomplishment increased tenfold, and he touched his belt subconsciously.I joked: "You are unambiguous as a hard fire housekeeper. If you promote internationalism, you will become dumb, just like the Qing Pao team." He didn't understand, so I talked about the labor turmoil before the festival, and I couldn't find him at the critical moment.Qu Feng sighed, I didn't look for it at the right time, as there is no mobile phone signal in his hometown.After talking about some details, I sighed, thankfully I didn't lead to prison.Li Hao sighed: "Beijing is not my home, I have already retreated." "None of us should leave Beijing. We just have two mixed tables of mahjong." Qu Feng said, and Li Hao slapped him: "Brother, it's too easy for you to say, do you think we are also paid by the army?" "Why do you take the household registration so seriously? Isn't it just a piece of paper?" Qu Feng pretended to be unrestrained, Yang Xingchen reached out and poked him on the head again: "Then you make an offer, and I will take it. Don't f**k it cheap, kid." You're still being nice." Qu Feng's sense of accomplishment doubled again, he put down his cup and chopsticks, stroked his wife's back with his left hand, and touched the back of his son's head with his right hand, smiling like Yuan Datou.Speaking of the housing market, Yang Xingchen wants us to buy it quickly, because his house has doubled in value.Li Hao cried and said, "I'm going crazy when I talk about housing! Even if I don't need a Beijing hukou, I can kick out a foreigner like me just because of the crazy-cow-like house price." "There are still people like me." I added, and said to Qu Feng, "Major, if you have the guts, you can bring a platoon of troops to kill those infamous, heinous, heinous, unforgivable, and evil people. The disgruntled real estate developers and the corrupt officials behind them have been dealt with, and their name will be immortalized in history forever. My buddy will definitely set up a monument for you, free of charge." Seeing how I gritted my teeth, everyone was happy.Qu Feng said: "It's almost the same when my buddy becomes the leader of the Military Commission." I took a sip of the soup: "It's a whole life or a few lifetimes to struggle for a coffin-like big box made of reinforced concrete, sad, sad!" "Do you have no room at home?" Chen Ju asked Xiao Yu.Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed. I said she was in a special situation. She had three homes, that is to say, three suites, but none of them belonged to her.Everyone looked at me sympathetically: "Brother, the burden is heavy now." Xiaoyu joked: "He just wants to throw his shoulders and unload the burden." "My buddy is thinking about using an organ to exchange for a flat. Now a kidney is asking for 500,000 yuan." I told them about the advertisement in my corridor, and I was surprised and sighed.Qu Feng looked at me obscenely: "Dude, you can't oppose the party for anything you oppose, you can't sell your country for anything you sell, and you can't get a kidney for something exchanged! That thing has been changed—is it still called a pure man?" Everyone laughed.Li Hao taunted him: "You don't want to change your waist, so of course you don't hurt your back when you talk!" Chen Ju comforted me: "You can buy affordable housing, at least children—I said in the future, you don't need sponsorship to go to school." Kohane smiled.After the meal, amidst our exclamations, Xinghua took out a box of mahjong brought from her hometown.I know the time has come to kill the rich and help the poor!The four wives came on stage, and the four men sitting in the back played the role of staff and cashier at the same time.This is like an ancient oriental political game, in which one does not seek government affairs while one is not in one's position but listens to politics behind a curtain. After the breakup, Xiaoyu insisted on treating guests with the more than 400 yuan she won.We ate "pizza" and watched the movie "The Lord of the Rings". After the show, she was going to go to my place, and I was angry: "If you don't work, you can eat, drink, and live. You can only live in the year of the monkey. Major Yang Such a happy and corrupt life?" "Yeah, you are not stupid than them, why are you so poor?" Xiaoyu touched my cheek and said with emotion, I was serious: "Fish has fish way, shrimp has shrimp way. Brother, I have always been a latecomer to silver (people) ——Let’s go home and code now.” Xiaoyu immediately burst into tears, and I took the opportunity to push her onto an oncoming bus that stopped abruptly.Xiaoyu put out a sentence from the window: "Don't forget to drink 'Sanlu'."