Chapter 30 Chapter Twenty Eight

Advertisements for psoriasis are all over the walls, even stair railings and ladders are not spared. In addition to dredging pipes, unlocking, obtaining licenses and renting houses, there are actually people who are in urgent need of money to transfer money.In the past, I received an advertisement for selling guns and ammunition on my mobile phone, which made me thrilled. Now, this bloody business is all f***ing door-to-door!I called out of curiosity, and the person who answered me was very vigilant. "How much is the waist?" "Five hundred thousand." "It's too expensive."

"Let's have an interview. Would you rather—?" "My friend has uremia." I made nonsense. "Then you have to change it quickly." "Is it yours?" "No,—it's not important, is it?" "Is there inflammation?" "Guaranteed to be healthy, young and male." He vowed, "There is a medical report." "Where did this thing come from?" He was a little displeased: "Why don't you ask?" I just asked again: "Why does he want to sell his kidneys?" "I need money urgently."

"Borrow it." The man suddenly became angry: "You are full, fuck you!..." We are indeed living in an era full of crises, and in this chaotic twin city, there are even more dangers. Even if you lift a lantern in broad daylight, you have to be careful and look at each other, but sometimes you will still be in the palm of your hand. One day, I was typing on the computer when a guy knocked on my door.White shirt, gold-rimmed glasses, a badge, and a bulky tool bag. He is as frail as an idiot just out of college.Pointing to the badge, he said that the natural gas company had come to replace the gas valve, and the source of his accent was unknown.

There is such a thing, a notice is posted at the entrance of the corridor.Piped gas used to run here, and now either buy a new water heater and gas stove, or replace the valves.I looked at the badge, yes, the card number, the company's official seal, consultation and complaint telephones are all available.He went straight into the kitchen after entering the door.He was short, so I found a stool and entertained him with a can of Coke from the refrigerator.He skillfully took out the tools from the bag, and took off the covers of the water heater and gas stove in a few strokes.He showed me the gas valve and said the appliance was too old to be absolutely safe even with a replacement valve.The company has promotional activities, 20% off for the first install.Pay now and install same day.I said that this room is rented, and I can't be the owner.He said, "Safety must come first. You can discuss it with the landlord. It's convenient for me now, but it will be troublesome if you come to me again. I'm busy."

I thought it was a good idea, so I called the landlord on the spot. The landlord said that the dilapidated house might be demolished someday. Let’s count it as a day.It was finished quickly, and I had an interview. The flames became bluer and bigger, and everyone was happy.He took out the receipt and issued a bill for four hundred yuan.When I saw it, I was puzzled: "There are only two valves, and the cigarette butt is big, why is it so expensive?" "Hey, don't mention it buddy! We are the ones who do the work, and we are the ones who are scolded, the grandsons of those officials!" The kid seemed to help me vent, "Brother, you know, I hate monopoly companies too, Is there a way? It is said that relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to eat water, but to be honest, the cheapness I picked up at the gas company is not enough to squeeze the teeth of other monopoly companies.”

"It's too fucking expensive-I'm not scolding you." "Brother, it's okay if you scold me. I understand. I can't help it. You can call the company and report the phone number on the receipt." He looked up and drank his Coke, "Give me the money." I took the money with a sigh, sent him away, and went back to continue typing.When I was making dinner, I found out that the kid had stolen seven or eight cans of drinks in the refrigerator, a bag of unopened national inspection-free product "Sanlu" milk powder, and a few pieces of frozen meat and fish!Neighbors were also deceived, ranging from two to three hundred to more than one thousand.In addition to losing money, what is even more terrifying is the potential safety hazard. Everyone is as angry as an airbag with a malfunctioning air valve.I immediately dug out the receipt and called, and someone answered.I pretended nothing happened and said my house needed to be replaced and asked them to send someone, who was very calm, took down the address pretendingly, and said the engineer would be here in an hour.

I didn't come after two hours. I called several times to urge them, but the other party said they were too busy and asked me to wait patiently.I won't answer any more calls.I reported the case, and it turned out that there have been many similar cases recently, which were done by professional criminal groups.The phone number I provided, the police already knew about it, and it didn’t match the registered address, and they are investigating.I complained: "Don't you have a satellite positioning system, why can't you even catch a small thief?" The policeman said that the satellite positioning system can only locate wireless communications, and only use it to solve serious crimes.I said a few words: "It's easier to have a wired connection. Don't you follow the vine and go straight to the old nest?"

"That's a basement, it's empty—the call was diverted earlier. Hey——, should we solve the case or you?" The policeman was a little displeased, and I had to say that I was an idiot who didn't understand anything. The policeman's tone improved, "Thank you for reporting the case , and will contact you if necessary." I hasten to say that it is the duty and honor of every good citizen to contribute to the long-term stability of the capital.A few days later, the serious gas company came to the door and replaced the gas valve for free. They replaced the broken copper and iron, and luckily nothing happened.

A few days later, the police station said they had caught the liar and asked me to help identify them.Kohane also went with me.The police led me and a few people to a thick glass wall, which was stained glass and could not be seen through. The police asked us to look in through a narrow gap of about half a centimeter.The room was unobstructed, and it was different from the confinement room I stayed in before. There was no iron fence, and it was bright and majestic. A group of people were either downcast or smiling.Under the yelling of the police, they raised their heads to face us, turned sideways, turned around, and came back several times.Not seeing the liar, the two victims yelled, "That's it, stinky bastards, fuck you!"

The two wanted to rush in and beat someone, but were stopped by the police: "Don't worry, it's not enough for you to drink a pot after you go in?" I pay attention to the printed advertisements that are often distributed outside the door, and there are many scam syndicates.The most clumsy one is claiming to be a Hong Kong group company, and to celebrate the 20th anniversary of its establishment, it will give back to the society for a big lottery.Every household in this building and even in the entire community won the third prize, with a bonus of 250,000 yuan or a "Honda" car. Please contact the Nanjing branch as soon as possible.There is the largest commercial building in Nanjing in the advertisement picture. A guy who looks a bit like Lai Changxing is sitting on a black leather chair like a boss, lecturing to his mobile phone in a serious manner. There are a pile of gold medals on the wall behind him, just like an accomplished farmer in the 1990s entrepreneur.I called patiently, and the woman spoke Mandarin with a Lingnan accent, and she was illiterate.She first congratulated me on my luck, and pretended to ask me to provide my bank account ID card and other information. I heard the sound of typing on the keyboard and checked it again. Finally, she said that in order to cash it out, I had to pay 10,000 taxes and postage. fee.I suppressed a smile and said how about deducting it from the bonus, but she said it was not easy to operate and there was no precedent.I asked them to wait for the good news, and immediately called the Nanjing police. I learned that it was also a call transfer, and the destination was in Fujian. There were quite a few people who were deceived.An elderly Beijing lady cried in front of reporters and police that she was cheated out of the money she sold her house yesterday.

Xiaoyu sighed: "These days, liars really have unlimited business opportunities!" There are also many uninvited guests.Those who claim to be verified by neighborhood committees or collect sanitation fees, those who check water meters and gas meters, those who sell insurance cosmetics, Internet cards, and phone cards...all wear exquisite badges.Ever since I wrongly paid sanitation fees twice, and thought I was smart enough to buy fake cosmetics once, I became more and more vigilant.Only the sex workers, vegetable vendors and those who check the water and gas meters who come to ask for help are not at ease. The former tenant owed a total of 300 yuan in arrears for the cable TV fee, and he never watched TV or paid it.Called several times to no avail, came to the door.I declared that I hadn't watched TV for more than ten years, and they found it incredible, as if I would be deaf and blind without them.I pointed to the old antique and said, "Would you like to watch this TV for free?" "Don't you watch the 'News Show'?" asked the middle-aged woman. "If you don't watch 'Sweet News', you can still watch 'Salty News'." I happily said, "Is it necessary to watch it? The leaders are very busy in the first fifteen minutes, and the people of the whole country are happy in the middle ten minutes. The people are miserable. I'll just have fun." "You don't watch the game, football or something?" "I don't want to die another brain cell for this group of idiots. I have already cheapened these grandchildren without compensation." "What about the weather?" the man asked. "Enter the door to see the face, go out to see the sky." "Should you watch the TV series?" "I don't want to bring my IQ down to the same level as these idiots, unless I make it up and direct it." "What about the 'Spring Festival Gala'?" The woman seemed to have caught me, and I smiled: "It's all about, a bunch of pussy matchmakers and fake pussies wearing red sheets and showing their golden teeth at you, like concubine... ...I'm already vulgar enough." "Could it be that you are blind because you don't touch the media?" The middle-aged man held back his laughter, pretending to be puzzled. "My eyes, ears and nose are the media, so I trust my senses!" I took out the scissors and snapped the cable TV line on the door frame, "Don't doubt me now? I'm sure I won't pay the money .” "Then wait for the court summons." After being shocked, he revealed a fierce look.I didn't care about it: "You are welcome, I will definitely countersue you when I get the subpoena." "Slap back? Look at this man!" The woman also laughed.My nameless anger broke out: "You guys unilaterally sent me information garbage without my permission, and you paid for it even if you became a brainless person. Is there such a thing as overbearing? I want to claim one billion yuan! One yuan for every brain cell lost. " The two muttered beside each other for a while, then looked at me a few times like looking at a deeply brain-dead person, and left. Every spring, the "Two Sessions" must be cleaned up in a sporty manner, so that the delegates can hold a comfortable meeting, a united meeting, a successful meeting, and a successful meeting.During this period, the streets and alleys were filled with red hoops.The slums downstairs are therefore disturbed, and the buildings next to it are affected.This year-to-year game seems a bit exaggerated, but it is quite in line with the principles of physics: to ensure a stable current, no short circuit, no sparks, and no trouble, the most effective way is to insulate the conductors.Some people stubbornly believe that it is easy for an unstable marginal like me to destroy this insulation. First, people who claimed to be from the neighborhood committee knocked on the door and ignored them.They have defrauded me of cleaning fees for half a year. I checked with the landlord, but the landlord said that they should ignore them.Maybe their extraordinary sense of smell discovered that there was a big fish slipping through the net hidden here, and they persisted and cunningly claimed to check the water meter, so I was tricked into opening the door.After letting them in, the old man and woman trembled and held on to the door frame for a few minutes before they could stand still. After looking around, they claimed to be from the neighborhood committee and asked me to show my ID.I asked them where the gods are?The old lady smiled silently, pointing to the card with the seal on her chest.I said angrily: "Even if it is true, what law enforcement power does the neighborhood committee have?" The old man smiled slyly and pointed to the red band on his arm.The King of Hades is easy to see, but the imp is hard to deal with.I had no choice but to take out my temporary residence permit, which was expired, and asked me to reapply, but I refused.The old man asked, "What do you do?" "What do you care what I do?" I asked back, and the old man said, "What do you mean? I have the right to ask you." "What right? Who gave you the right? You have the right to wear a red cloth strip? I can ask you if I wear red pants." I contradicted him, and the old man blushed and said, "What's your attitude?" "That's the attitude." I got angry and sat down in front of the computer.The old lady smoothed things over: "Young people are so angry, we also run errands, it's not easy." "Isn't it?" I teased, "At such an age, why don't you hold your grandson at home? If you meet a gangster, will you be able to deal with it? As long as you two can catch the bad guys, you will be ninety People over the age of 10 and people with disabilities, right?" The two laughed dryly.The old lady smiled and said, "I don't think you are a bad person." "How do you know that bad guys can be spotted by you at a glance?" I pointed to my forehead, "Have you seen the engraving here?" The old man took the opportunity to say: "It's really funny to talk, don't care what you say, just answer a few questions." I was afraid that the two of you would get angry and I wouldn't be able to explain clearly, so I said angrily, "Quickly ask, I'm still busy." "Okay, soon." The old man took out a small book, and after asking the landlord's name, age, place of origin, and time of coming to Beijing, the phrase "purpose of coming to Beijing" that I predicted came exactly. I laughed maniacally: "I'm in a hurry and feel tired all over. I want to come to Beijing to stay, can't I?" "Okay, all Chinese people want to come, that's tourism, sojourn." The old lady said. "Traveler refers to a person who lives in a foreign country but has no foreign nationality. You just made me an overseas Chinese." I laughed. "Yeah, the two ends can't touch each other, so how do you write it?" The old man said like a successful liar, "I can only write temporarily." "Love someone." The old man then asked: "Occupation?" "Freelance." The old man was a little stunned: "What kind of occupation is this called, is it unemployed?" "Being laid off and re-employing, do you want to see the laid-off certificate?" I said with a playful smile, "I said that you can write whatever you want, just write about unemployed people. You call it 'no proper job' and 'social idlers'." Registration is complete.The old man seemed to understand the righteousness and said: "Since it is a temporary residence, you have to apply for a permit. This is not our decision. Citizens have to abide by the laws and regulations, and we can do business easily. Don't you think it's unreasonable?" I said that I am Chinese, and I can live wherever I like, or if you deport me, you can save a ticket. "Okay, don't take the neighborhood committee as the leader." The old man said slowly, "Then we have to report it to the relevant department." I almost laughed out loud, and said indifferently: "It's up to you, it's not like I haven't been to the relevant department—I am a habitual offender." The old man and the old lady walked away chattering, and the "relevant departments" were indeed attracted at night, with a fake and powerful face.This "tiger" was about fifty, in a black uniform, tall and fat, and concealed his failure in official career with an awe-inspiring face.He groaned, scanned the room several times, and then went to the balcony to check. It was like searching for clues at a crime scene.The old vixen said, "Hey, there's also bacon." "It's been stolen once. What kind of service do you have? You just know how to charge money." I complained. "How about strengthening management." Black Uniform said.They knocked on the door of the "little couple" next door and checked their documents.At this time, Xiaoyu came back and her ID card was also checked.I'm the only one who smells like a foreigner in this room, which is an unstable factor.Seeing books in Chinese and English on the table, bed and cabinet, the black uniform was a little more kind: "What do you do?" "Translation." I said, and he said in an admiring tone, okay, teach him when you have time, and then chanted: "A (love)——, B (force)——, C (happy)——, D (Bottom) ——, interesting." "How dare I teach you? You say I am A, but I dare not pretend to be B." I laughed.Heihu sat down on the bed, and the two old foxes stood aside respectfully.Hei Hu casually picked up "Animal Farm" (Note: "Animal Farm", a dystopian fable novel by the famous British writer George Orwell (George Orwell, 1903~1950).) and flipped through it: "This What are you writing?" "Children's books, a lot of people turn into cats, dogs, pigs, etc. if they don't pay attention." "You're juggling." He laughed, "You're still a child at heart!" "Old is still young, old is still young." "It's kind of funny." Heihu teased, before turning to the topic, "I'm here today to ask about your temporary residence permit. I heard you have an opinion?" "Who has no objection? You Beijingers have no objection." I said. "We Beijingers have to do it when we go to other places." Heihu said.I remembered Fatty Niu's feat, so I went all out to argue for a few words, and Hei Hu immediately said, "You are quite serious!" Xiao Yu hurriedly stopped me, trying to smooth things over: "Don't mind with him, he's a little screwy (note: screwy, Beijing dialect, here refers to dead-headedness.)." Wang Lei and Zhu Hongyun also made a rescue, proving that I am not a bad person, but I just lost my book bag. "It's not a matter of checking temporary residence permits for bad guys." The black uniform said coldly.Zhu Hongyun stepped forward and shook Heihu's arm, almost slapping him on the buttocks: "Just let him go, he will soon be our door-to-door son-in-law in Beijing." "Really? - Don't grab my arm." Heihu struggled symbolically while enjoying the anger of being offended and the pride of being flattered as a tiger.He looked at Zhu Hongyun and then looked at Xiaoyu coldly, the meaning was very clear, this Beijing girl was really blind.Then plausibly said, "That has to be done. Beijing is the capital, and the situation is special. Even if the rest of the country is abolished, Beijing is impossible, otherwise it will not be called Beijing. Our area is even more sensitive. There are so many foreigners. It is complicated." Let’s go. Besides, it’s only two hundred yuan.” I said it was not a question of two hundred dollars.Please eat and drink. If you can’t, find a lady or something. There is one downstairs. Two hundred yuan is enough to be chic several times, and it can be regarded as helping the disadvantaged.The tiger laughs and the fox laughs, all of them behave like gentlemen.Heihu said: "We don't have that hobby." "I don't have either." Old Xionghu hurriedly added, "Well, if you don't go to the police station, you can give me the old one, and I'll upgrade it for you. When it's done, I'll bring it to you. The errands are mine. .” Xiaoyu agreed ahead of me.I had no choice but to take out my old temporary residence permit, pay for it, and send God off.