Chapter 27 Chapter Twenty-Five

According to Li Hao, he had the only love affair in Beijing.That staunch Inner Mongolian woman made him suffer from "domestic violence" before he lost his virginity. In less than two months, he ran away, changed jobs, and even changed his mobile phone number.There is no circumstantial evidence for this matter. Based on his usual behavior, I believed him.In the following six or seven years, except for shaking hands out of etiquette, involuntary masturbation through pants in public transport, and the "Charlie's Angels" who bought and sold by force, he never even touched a woman's hand. one time.There is no circumstantial evidence for this, so let's just believe him.Li Hao once tried to find a daughter of the working class in Beijing as a wife, but these days, not to mention the daughters of the working class, even the daughters of the peasantry are targeting the bourgeoisie or the comprador class.Li Hao's lifelong affairs have been consumed all the time.

Li Hao's family did not agree, his father nagged countless times that the incense of Li's family could not be broken in his generation.After repeated nagging to no avail, the unbearable family mobilized all possible relationships to introduce the only son in his thirties.When they used to sell their sons to others, they always said: "My son works in Beijing, and trains come and go." Others refused visas on the spot: "Our village builds houses in Beijing, builds subways, works as nannies, and has a lot of girls. They all come and go by train." Since Li Hao went to the United Nations as an interpreter for a China-related project, their tone of voice was completely different: "My son works in the United Nations as an interpreter for foreign experts, flying in and out."

This sentence is very short, but the energy of a few key words stunned them like Monkey King's charm.Soon, Li Hao's family was more popular than the village chief's family.The old couple had to choose and choose, and selected Qiu Xinghua, a 27-year-old doctor in the town hospital, who could not only give birth to a baby, but also earn money, and treat the family's illness.Qiu Xinghua came to Beijing after accumulating ten days of vacation, calling it tourism but actually coming for "inspection".Yang Xingchen and I were obliged to play the role of companion and lobbyist.

Li Hao carefully ordered (Note: 倾定, Beijing dialect, refers to grooming, disguise, the same below.) and asked Yang Xingchen to drive his "Mazda" to the West Railway Station to pick up people.When I got into the car, I reminded Yang Xingchen: "Remember, this is the car of Li Hao's work unit. You are just a classmate and driver." "Don't worry, we have a United Nations license, it's awesome." Yang Xingchen started the engine.Li Hao corrected: "Don't talk nonsense, the cars of the United Nations and the consulate all have black license plates, even foreign companies."

We held up signs and waited at the exit. Almost at the end of the crowd, a petite woman with glasses and a large backpack came timidly from one corner of her back and said, "I'm Qiu Xinghua." Quickly carry the bag to carry the bag, pass the water to the water.Qiu Xinghua, who grew up in a small town, looked quite delicate and simple, and when she was with Li Hao, she became like a beauty and a beast.Li Hao was at a loss and could not speak coherently. If he hadn't been wearing contact lenses today, his eyeballs would have fallen out.As soon as he got in the car, Yang Xingchen came to make a fire scout: "Is Xiaoqiu coming to Beijing for the first time?"

"Ok." "Then let's go to the place that the people of the whole country yearn for first." Li Hao issued instructions, and Yang Xingchen was obedient: "Cha——" I pretended to be worried and asked Li Hao: "It's almost time to get off work, does the company still use the car?" Li Hao said carelessly: "It's okay, the foreign experts haven't come back from their business trip, so this car will belong to me today." Yang Xingchen winked at me in the passenger seat and muttered, "Fortunately, the expert will be back tomorrow."

The "Mazda" drove across the Tianning Temple Bridge, bypassed the Xibianmen Bridge, went north to the Fuxingmen Overpass, and then turned into West Chang'an Street and headed eastward to Tiananmen Square.The car circled around Tiananmen Square, wandered deep into the Dazhala area of ​​Qianmen, turned back to Chang'an Avenue, and headed towards Jianguomen Sichuan Office in Beijing.Along the way, Li Hao introduced the famous streets and huge buildings along the way in an old Beijing tone: "This is the Telegraph Building." "This is Xidan." "This is Xinhua Gate, and inside is Zhongnanhai—the Party Central Committee and the State Council are inside."

... Like any foreigner who first arrived in Beijing, Dr. Qiu was a little panicked by this empire-like city, and our over-enthusiasm amplified her embarrassment instead of dispelling it.Yang Xingchen and I investigated Qiu Xinghua around the bush, and learned that Qiu Xinghua is also a motivated young man. In addition to being an outstanding medical worker in the county, he was also admitted to a postgraduate student. When registering the "purpose of coming to Beijing", the waitress who still remembered me joked: "Are you here to pay homage to the remains of the great leader again?"

"This time I came to see you live." I solemnly pointed to Li Hao and Qiu Xinghua next to me and explained, "A blind date from thousands of miles away will definitely meet a living person." Li Hao grinned widely, Qiu Xinghua was so embarrassed that she wanted to run away, and then came to the attached restaurant with ease.After drinking two cups of cold beer, Li Hao calmed down, talked about some anecdotes about working with foreigners from time to time, and popped up a few GRE-level vocabulary from time to time, trying to dispel the double inferiority complex in terms of image and education by following Mawei.Yang Xingchen and I were inexplicably surprised in time, using our own ignorance to contrast his profound knowledge and obscenity.

"The most important thing is Detail." Li Hao finished the episode of working with American expert Thomas vividly, emphasizing, "Devil is in the details. (The devil is in the details.)" "Severely agree." I echoed, "Why am I such a dog that I can't get rid of ten shit bubbles, because I can't find the details." "Is it disgusting, we are eating!" Yang Xingchen scolded me, and echoed Li Hao, "Mr. Li is very good! Foreigners are really strict, and they have a deep understanding of doing business with them." Li Hao raised his voice and corrected: "Not only rigorous, but also rigid, Too punctilious! (Too rigid, rigid in form)"

"Ah—? Do you know the word Punc—tilious?" My eyes widened like a pair of fish balls. "Others work with UN experts, don't they know how to do these small cases?" Yang Xingchen gave me a white look. "That's that, that's a piece of cake." I muttered while nibbling on the eggplant cake and sucking on the northern Sichuan jelly, "Just pretend if you don't understand." Li Hao couldn't finish it: "Not only rigid, but also As punctilious as a Spaniard." "Spaniard? What's the origin of this?" I was shocked. "Spaniard is Spanish, Spanish." "Just say Spanish and you'll get it!" I took advantage of the situation to back him up, "You're bullying us who are illiterate." "Don't you understand?" Li Hao looked at me like an underachiever who was always copying his homework (it was true back then), "This is a proverb with a fixed usage, and Spaniard refers to native Spaniards, This sentence means that you are more dull than those native Spaniards, just like you are more stupid than the natives of Beijing, and more sour than the people of Shanxi." "No, the Spaniards belong to the Latin race, they are enthusiastic and unrestrained, how can they be rigid? Look at the matador, rigid?" I was confused for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "That's right, if you die in a fight, you will be rocked (Note) : Seesaw board, Sichuan dialect, refers to death, finished.), referred to as dead board.” Amidst the roar of laughter, Li Hao was a little annoyed: "You're just sticking to the horns, you're being rigid! You're just stereotyping!" "Hehe, next time we can discuss this issue with the Spanish expert." Yang Xingchen made a relief. "Then, do foreigners have prejudices against China?" Qiu Xinghua, who had been listening attentively, finally asked the only question, as nervous as a primary school student asking a question in class. "Yes, there are too many!" Li Hao danced excitedly, "The biggest prejudice is that they always think that we Chinese have no Human Rights (human rights), and they don't usually talk about it, and show their tails whenever they have the opportunity." "Imperialism will never die!" Yang Xingchen scolded. I followed suit: "Then what do you do?" "Bullshit! (nonsense)—I'm sorry for the swearing." Li Hao slapped himself on the mouth, and then said, "Of course, explain to them, you are a Developed country, we are a Developing country, and the tenses are not the same. The same. We only got enough to fill our stomachs, what human rights are we talking about? - I have been hungry, have you been a fucking foreigner? If not, we will fight. Whether we have human rights is none of your foreigner’s business. I beat my son to hinder you It's a bird thing, there is nothing to do when you are full, bourgeois hypocrisy! If you really care about my human rights, send me a Greencard (green card), don't play fake." "You rock! (Awesome, kind!)" Yang Xingchen and I gave thumbs up to the patriotic angry youth one after another, in unison. Qiu Xinghua also said in a reverent tone: "You are so patriotic!" The devil is indeed in the details. When taking a nap after dinner, Li Hao took out his IBM laptop, which was scarce at the time, and showed him a group photo with UN experts.When I noticed Qiu Xinghua looking shyly and respectfully at the big-tailed wolf opposite, I realized that this old item was finally sold.Sure enough, when Yang Xingchen and I praised Li Hao as a rare talent who rose from the pillar of the country to the pillar of the United Nations and could be hijacked by terrorists or aliens as soon as he went out, she was ashamed again. In a hurry, "hehe" and "hmm" for a while: "Let's find out first." "Get to know it well—you must go deep." I smiled badly. After dinner, we accompanied Li Hao's prospective daughter-in-law to visit Wangfujing.The Oriental Plaza opened, the grand building, the wide street, the turbulent traffic flow, the bright lights, and the pedestrians are glamorous and flashy.Looking at this vast and grand scene, Qiu Xinghua showed some timidity again.Yang Xingchen and I took turns shaking our houses and puffing our lips, seeing the needles, and unprincipledly flattering and overpowering the couple.The two of them were so amused that their faces were full of red and they laughed, adding joy and prosperity to the great capital. On the weekend, Yang Xingchen and I rushed to Li Hao's new "home" near Dongsi National Art Museum of China.Compared with Liuliqiao's residence, Li Haoxin's residence has been greatly improved.Several people took turns to cook, presenting a wonderful feast, which made Li Hao smile and spit all over the place.For the rest of the time, Li Haoan went on and on, conscientiously and conscientiously serving as the host, tour guide, flower protector and cashier, and won the hearts of rural female doctors.Everything is possible, and the seeds of love germinate before they are sown. I watched the Japan-Korea World Cup group match with the landlord. He didn't even know what was offside and continued to comment on the spot, which made you want to kick him twice.The rest of the group matches went to Yang Xingchen's house to watch, and Li Hao's "couple" and I went to Yuyuantan Park to watch the semi-finals and finals. The atmosphere is much thicker here.The venue in front of the super-big screen was transformed into a huge open-air bar. Every place where beach chairs and tables can be placed is densely packed, and every place where one can insert a leg is crowded with primate bipedal erects.It is surrounded by food stalls selling barbecue, wine and various side dishes.We went early and found a good spot.Unexpectedly, while watching the Brazil-Germany final, there was a sudden gust of wind and lightning, and it began to rain.Even though we were carrying umbrellas, we were drowned by the slanting rain.The temperature plummeted, and I was shivering drenched.At this critical moment, no one backs down, just like a physical orgasm, before the moment of collapse, even if the muzzle of a gun is on the back of your head, you will not back down.After returning to "home", I started to cough, dizzy and chilly all over. Wrapped in a thick quilt, it didn't help. I took some cold medicine and it didn't improve at all. I struggled to go to the hospital, registered as a "three noes" officer, and waited two hours to see a doctor.She obviously didn't want to waste time on me, a foreigner without medical insurance, and the prescription was completed before the illness was finished.I wanted to ask a few more questions, so I called the next person, and the person standing behind sat impatiently on the stool where the buttocks were still hot.I have no appetite, and the granules have not been exhausted for two days, and the ginger and brown sugar soup has no effect.Lying on the bed with tears in my eyes, I deeply felt the fragility of life.On this planet, there are thousands of deadly diseases, and a little flu can kill you; there are tens of thousands of accidental deaths, and drinking a glass of water can choke you to death.Single people are even more dangerous, and the death rate is said to be dozens of times higher than that of non-single people.I shudder.Looking at Yang Xingchen's happy family, Li Hao's destination, and thinking of Wen Ya's persuasion, I think I really need a woman. "Sitting at home" like me, there are few opportunities to socialize, and going to a dating agency is too much of a loss, and picking up girls in heat on the street implies great risks.As soon as I recovered from a serious illness, I started wandering on the Internet, although my Internet skills were not much better than that of a "rookie".I went to the chat rooms of major websites, and it was like stepping into a "chicken farm". Under the fancy erotic nicknames, all kinds of service methods, naked product descriptions, price calls, everything that one expects to find, tirelessly scrolling subtitles and broadcasting. There are "looking for quality men".After a chat, the other party said that a quality man is a successful career and willing to spend money for women.Just a few tactful criticisms, immediately greeted with insults, why does my mother let the smelly man play for nothing.There is "looking for a confidante", which is actually a mistress or a second father. The price is clearly stated, but it is also honest.There are people who "family members urgently need 5,000 yuan to thank you for their sudden illness", and I have seen people with the same nickname in all website chat rooms persevering in doing this. "Beauty Wants to Get Drunk" sent a photo, she was really pure and beautiful, and she happily went to Houhai for an appointment.This woman is different from the photo, and she is still eye-catching.Seeing her sincerity, she was finally lured into a dark bar.As soon as she sat down, the woman lost her composure and ate vigorously.Talking dodge, non-stop phone calls, frequent urination and urgency.I woke up in time and escaped from danger.Although I only lost more than 300 yuan, I don't want to be a winner.After observing the terrain, I found half a brick and threw it at the glass of the bar. After hearing a crisp sound of "bang bang", I ran to a taxi and left without a trace. "Brother, are you okay?" The driver asked me, looking at me in a panic. After knowing the reason, he praised me for a good job. After searching online, I found out that this is called "batuo", a new type of crime after the rise of the Internet.Not to mention looking for a wife, looking for online dating, if you can find a one-night stand, just fucking pure water.I found that the very low-popular "English Corner" was established purely for the purpose of learning English, the only pure land.Chatting in English is a good opportunity to rest and review, and the combination of men and women makes learning not tiring. "Sunshine" has a limited level and often makes low-level grammar and spelling mistakes. I can't help correcting her, and it gets annoying after a long time.Reluctantly, she had a humble attitude and pestered me to chat.While chatting, we got to know each other a little bit. This is a girl from Beijing, a company clerk. According to her, she didn't study hard, and she barely got a big book.A month later, Sunshine invited me to a "teacher appreciation banquet" at "KFC" in Xidan. The appearance of Zhen Xiaoyu made my eyes shine.Dressed in Korean ethnicity, at first glance it looks like Korean and Japanese students studying abroad.She is a whole round smaller than me, small and exquisite, with plump curves, white as a rice cake, small nose and upturned mouth, and curly hair.She has a Beijing accent and a Beijing rhyme, and she speaks eloquently.You Qi looks very comedic, with a pair of red phoenix eyes, a pair of dimples, always smiling, worthy of her online name. I rushed to buy the bill, and she was overjoyed.In addition to English learning, I chatted freely and was quite happy.Regarding private life, we don't know much about each other, but we all know that the other party is "one person".Zhen Xiaoyu said empathetically, "Don't worry, you are still busy with your career." The second time I saw Zhen Xiaoyu, I quickly upgraded the reception standard from "KFC" to "Hometown Meatloaf", and the third time it was upgraded to "Xianzhulin" Taiwanese tea restaurant, eating and drinking while swinging, it was fun.Xiaoyu took a sip of pearl milk tea, half grateful and half teasing: "Hehe, my level is getting higher and higher, when can I get to the provincial and ministerial level?" "Our banquet has just begun, where to eat next time, you have the final say." I said boldly, and Xiaoyu looked surprised: "And next time?" "Of course, I'm afraid you won't come to eat." "I want to eat 'pizza', I want to eat boiled fish - from 'Boiling Fish Township', I want to eat 'South Beauty', I want to eat 'Friday'..." Xiaoyu narrowed her eyes in joy and listed, "Slowly Come on, there are too many delicious foods, aren't you afraid that they will overwhelm you?" Fortunately, I didn't mention "Shunfeng" and "Wangfu". I joked: "Dangtang China, are you afraid that you will be overwhelmed? What a big stomach, like a buffalo." "Hehe, Miss Ben is the kind of person who has a big appetite, a small wallet and a big temper." "It's great, I'm afraid you won't eat it." I remembered Fatty Luo's self-recommendation letter, smiled to myself, stopped looking at the menu, and glanced at her, "Revolution is a treat, and love is the same." Xiao Yu blushed, speechless.Hearing that I live very close, Xiao Yu proposed to visit my "home" after dinner.I was embarrassed: "How can I have a home? It's just a place where ants sleep, it's called a cave or a dwelling." Xiaoyu insisted on checking, but I couldn't help it.Entering the community, she was rather curious.Just as I was about to go upstairs, a paper bag suddenly landed in the air, hit Xiao Yu's head first, and then bounced back to me.The dust was flying, and Xiaoyu screamed in fright. I also looked at the paper bags on the ground, which were waste paper and cloth strips.I hurriedly patted the dust off her hair, and like an anti-aircraft gun that couldn't find mosquitoes, I yelled at the quality of the people in the air, but there was no response. "Forget it, don't scold me, if you scold me again, you have no quality." Xiao Yu persuaded me, and I was lucky enough to say: "Fortunately, it's paper and cloth, what if it's a flower pot? Why are people in the capital like this!" "Come on, how did you conclude that you are from Beijing? There are a lot of people from other places now." Xiaoyu retorted, and I asked, "Then why do you say that it was done by outsiders?" "What are you doing? Arrogating?" Xiaoyu was a little displeased, so I smoothed things over: "Forget it, forget it, even if Holmes is invited, I can't find out. Why don't you treat this paper bag as a hydrangea, and the hydrangea hits you and me?" I." Xiao Yu blushed: "This is called Ah He's spirit!" After entering the room, Xiaoyu looked around curiously for a while, and said she wanted to wash her hair, so I boiled water for her and mixed it with water, and rinsed her off.While washing, the landlord came back, surprised.After returning to the room, Xiao Yu casually picked up the book on the computer desk, glanced at it: "What book is this? Why isn't this man wearing any clothes?" "A poor novel." I faltered, and reached for it. Xiao Yu flashed past, opened the title page, and said in amazement, "Ah——? Why does this person look like you!" "Really?" I pretended to be surprised, and stretched my neck to look, "Maybe it's like me. Now I like to imitate, and I accidentally pose like a popular lover like me." Xiaoyu took a few steps back, took a closer look at me, and said, "It wasn't you, I jumped from this window, dare you—you are still a writer!" I had no choice but to admit: "Let's count me in." "What's the matter? What's this about?" Xiaoyu flipped through it with interest. "A rogue little intellectual runs into walls everywhere, his body is idle and his spirit is desolate." "Ah, so unlucky?" Xiaoyu was puzzled, "No, intellectuals are the conscience of society, how did they become hooligans here?" "The original meaning of a hooligan is a proletarian, a social identity, and it evolved into a moral vocabulary later. This is the original intention. I am quite comfortable when you call me a hooligan. This hat is comfortable to wear." Xiaoyu half understood, looked at me admiringly, and expressed her opinion: "However, there are many intellectuals who are morally corrupt now, and we all call professors 'beasts'—howling, beasts. beast." "Have you ever encountered such a—howling beast?" "Meet it." Xiaoyu had an embarrassing look on her face, and her facial features were twisted (Note: twisted, Beijing dialect, here refers to uneven, wrinkled.), which has a special flavor. I was busy asking why. "Actually, it's my classmate who took the postgraduate entrance examination, and her tutor is a 'beast'." Xiaoyu vividly said that the tutor used her birthday as an excuse to let the long-coveted female candidate come to his home to give birth to her.In order to surprise him, the girl led a dozen of her classmates to hide in the bedroom of "Calling Beast", and then called "Calling Beast" to go directly to the bedroom, "There is a surprise".The "beast caller" went to knock on the door with enthusiasm, and the moment the door was opened, the female disciple let out a scream.Xiaoyu asked me like the host of "Lucky 250" on TV: "Why are the girls screaming? Please answer, 10 points for the correct answer." "Bumped by the door?" "No." "Pinch your hand?" "No. Give me another chance." I squinted my eyes and thought, and gave up.Xiaoyu laughed and broke the point: "Stupid! Only 'Calling Beast' was not wearing clothes! It's the same as the cover of your book." "Don't compare blindly." I pretended to be surprised, "Isn't the old hooligan too anxious? What should you do?" "What should we do? Let's go up with a left uppercut, then another uppercut, and then a series of crooked kicks. The old rascal is knocked down." Xiao Yu flicked and winked, laughing so hard that my tear glands lost control and my waist hurt. .Wiping away my tears, I joked, "At last, let's have a 'Hidden Fishing Moon'." "Back to the boss, he is a eunuch, and he has no money to fish." Xiaoyu corrected.I raised the bar: "Eunuchs are also playing hooligans?" "He is not like Li Gonggong Lianying, but like An Gonggong Dehai. He is not clean. This is called cutting the grass without eradicating the roots, and the wild fire is endless. The spring breeze blows——rebirth!" Xiaoyu cadenced like a storytelling, and finally waved her hands together. Booth, well-organized.I laughed until tears and snot flowed together, making a mess. "This story is purely fabricated based on a text message on a mobile phone. If there are any similarities, please don't take the same number!" Xiaoyu raised her head, raised her hand, and closed it. The curtain call. I admired: "Oh. If you go to play a sketch, Song Dandan will retire immediately." "Hehe." Xiaoyu immediately restrained her smile, and nodded to me seriously, "I have a fight with Eggy——no, Eggy and I have a fight. Many people say that. But——how do you fight?" How do you compare the attractiveness of a beautiful little girl with a sloppy middle-aged woman like Chai Huo? What's your intention?" "Just kidding, kidding. I'll write sketches in the future, so you can act." "It's settled like this." Xiaoyu wanted to hook me up, and I stretched out my finger: "Okay, we will cooperate sincerely and share the spoils with tears." "Okay." Xiao Yu changed the subject, "Stop joking, tell me, this is about you, right?" I evasively said: "If you think it's true, it's true, if you think it's false, it's false. Both the truth and the false are in your heart." "Huh, it's so mysterious, it sounds like a Buddha, saying it doesn't mean you didn't say it. Take it back and have a look." Xiaoyu put the book in her bag, browsed the Internet for a few minutes, and left.On the way, I started lobbying Xiaoyu to be my girlfriend, she stared at me and smiled: "Boss, you are so hungry—no—you are so desperate to jump over the wall, right?" "Look—look up—the staff is full of musical notes; when you lower your head, it's probably frost on your forehead. Time is not forgiving!" With a vicissitudes on my face, I took her hand and put my arms around her waist, Xiao Yu straightened He stared at me in a daze, looking terrified.I said nonsense very seriously, "I'm serious." "Seeing that you are so serious, I have to think about it seriously. You are so old." She sighed, and suddenly smiled, "But I really have a father-in-law complex! Didn't hurt you?" "It's okay, my face is not less than a few bricks than Badaling, besides, I am already old." I pretended to be frank, "But let's see who compares, I am older than you, but I am older than Hua Tsai and Run Uncle’s group is much younger; compared with those big-tailed wolves, they are basically half-finished products, and the fifth column—no—the fifth echelon is not even my turn.” "I'm quite confident." "The rivers and lakes are dangerous, and the world is out of date. If a person like me doesn't have any shame, how can he survive?" I said awkwardly, "When will I reply, three days? One week." Xiaoyu laughed: "You really belong to the monkey, you are so anxious, think of it as a kid's play." "You are such a beautiful woman, why don't I hurry? Look, how many people are staring at us in this moment, what are you doing, are you saving the abducted girl?" "I can't eat in a hurry—" Xiaoyu said mischievously, shutting up urgently, "I won't talk about it later." "Well, think about it carefully." I pretended to be chic, "Anyway, the sooner the better, if I was kidnapped and sold into the bridal chamber at night, you would have no time to cry." Xiaoyu broke away from me with a smile and ran to the bus. She waved to me with a smile on the bus, and stretched her hand out of the car window. She quickly gathered and separated her five fingers several times. This was the first time she had seen this gesture. In the following week, Xiaoyu and I had several phone calls, and each time she talked about my book, she insisted that I was the heroine of the book.I stress that the first person is used.She then asked if those emotional and sexual descriptions were true. I firmly denied it, but Xiao Yu suddenly quoted a famous saying: "If you don't investigate, you don't have the right to speak. How can you write it as if it is true?" I was speechless, and it took me a long time to say: "I also found inspiration from my father-in-law—pure obscenity." Xiao Yu was amused and laughed out loud, she was just a little brat.When I asked her how she was thinking about "our affairs", she said, "I'm still thinking about it. I thought I met a little ruffian, but it turned out to be an old hooligan. I have to be more careful when dealing with old hooligans." Xiaoyu made me feel embarrassed and inexplicable, but also made me exhilarated.Friends always meet late. On the evening of the weekend, Xiao Yu came to see me.As the weather turned cold, I hid behind the glass revolving door of the "Huatang" shopping mall and looked at the dim street scene, feeling soft inside.Suddenly, a small blue and white dot flashed out from the crowd, crossed the crosswalk, and hurried over.It really was Zhen Xiaoyu, she was wearing a light blue and white jacket, beige slacks and sneakers, her hair was tied up and thrown back.She was carrying a small backpack and was carrying a large bag in her hand.I hurried out and waved, and when she saw me, she excitedly gathered and separated her five fingers a few times as a greeting.I saw her running towards me like a cheerful fawn over the fence, calling my name.I greeted him with a sly smile, took the big bag and asked, "What kind of baby?" "Secret!" Xiaoyu said mischievously, snatched it back, and then stuffed it to me, "Forget it, you see, it's for you anyway." I touched it, and it was soft, sizzling, duck down pillow!Exclaimed: "Why do you buy this thing for me? How much is it, I'll give it to you." "Why? I said it was for you." Xiao Yu scolded me first, then said happily, "Take it out and have a look, do you like it?" I said, "What does it look like to take out a pillow on the street? You can tell it's good by touching it. It's duck down?" Xiaoyu nodded, with a sad face and teary eyes: "Look at you, you are so pitiful, you don't even have a decent pillow, and you are still a writer." Suddenly my nose was sore and my eyes were moist.The set of simple bedding bought at the "Cross Star Department Store Wholesale Market" is already wretched, especially the pillow, which is out of shape like a dog's intestines, and it also emits a strange smell. I don't know what ingenious substitute it came from.For more than a year, my head was resting on a pile of garbage, and it was disgusting.I thought about changing it too, but I didn't.Xiaoyu said: "The pillow is the most important thing for sleeping. If the pillow is not good, you will have nightmares-you don't write horror novels." "You are so kind to me." I said, "How can I thank you, please have a meal." "Let me invite you today." Xiao Yu said, not allowing me to argue, she hurriedly said, "You have invited me several times, and you have come and gone, and you have been molested. Besides--I will pay my salary today." "You only work, how much money do you send?" I said.Xiaoyu beamed with joy: "It's one thousand seven hundred and ninety yuan!" "Huge sum of money!" I made a fuss, "Isn't this boss too stingy? It would be nicer to give a whole number." "That's right! It's buckled here and there, but it's more than enough if you ask me to pinch it." "Okay then, I'll cooperate with you—let's molest you." I had a smirk on my face. "Stinky rascal." Xiaoyu laughed and cursed, took my arm, and walked towards a "pizza" shop... The landlord greeted me lukewarmly, and entered my room, and Xiao Yu cleaned up the room non-stop.She tidied up the computer desk and dining table first, and then tidied up the messy little bed.Xiaoyu covered her mouth with one hand, picked up the broken pillow with the other hand, put it into the garbage bag, and kept fanning the air in front of her nose with her hand, making a wow-wah vomit: "It stinks, it stinks! In your room, the tofu is the tofu. Go out and become 'Wang Zhihe' (Note: Wang Zhihe, a famous brand of stinky tofu in Beijing.)." "How about the cheese, is it damaged or not?" I started to sort out the books and periodicals.After pinching her nose to remove the sheet, Xiaoyu took out a clean sheet from her backpack and spread it on the bed, proudly saying that she stole it from home.I said I didn't dare to steal it, and asked her to take it back. She stared blankly, "What's the matter? It's my own." The sheets were a bunch of cartoon pigs, Xiaoyu pointed at the piglets, one big and one small, and said with a smile, "This is you, and this is me." I laughed: "That's all right now, the kennel has become a pigsty." "Is there such a good pigsty? Huh!" Xiaoyu finished tidying up, looked at it with unsatisfied interest, and said, "It's a pity that the quilt is too big to steal, next time." "I'll go buy it, so I won't be unable to afford it." "Save it if you can." After tidying up the room, Xiao Yu welcomed my hug and avoided my kiss, and left.I lay on the clean, dry and soft sheets with the wonderful body odor of Xiaoyu, looking at the naughty little animal patterns, I was submerged in warmth and sentimentality. Xiaoyu called me when she got home, and immediately asked, "Do you know why I want to be with you, old rascal?" "I'm handsome." "Ah! A cricket's cricket." "Isn't he handsome enough? He's so handsome that he alarmed the Party Central Committee and the United Nations." "Ah bah, do you still have face? It's almost enough to alarm the city management." "Then I'm cool." "Underwear pants." "I am very smart." "It's just a scallion, not counting scallions, just a small scallion." This girl was not polite to me, seeing that I was out of words, she seemed to have solved a mystery, "The real reason is-you are ugly , but still gentle." "You are just a barefoot gentleman, gentle to everyone, why are you so weak-willed?" Xiaoyu confessed: "The moment you washed my hair, I was touched. Growing up, no one except my mother and the barber shop have ever washed my hair. I think this old man is quite gentle. , a person, really pitiful." Wash your hair with warm water, can you not warm it?I thought I had a fugue attack, and I sighed after I was sure: "I have been doing it for a long time, and I dare to sympathize with me." Xiaoyu plausibly said: "Compassion, friendship, affection, love, and family affection are several levels. You have passed the first stage now." "Love has not yet succeeded, and this old hooligan still needs to work hard." I laughed at myself. "You are old, but you still have aspirations for thousands of miles." She is like a revolutionary young man spurring a senior whose will has faded. Xueer is like a squirrel, Wu Tongtong is like a piranha, Swallow is like a finch, Connie is like a rose with thorns, Wenya is like a white crane, I can't get along with them, and Xiaoyu is like a sika deer.She is very friendly, and she plays a little temper, which makes her even more affectionate.Compared with the extremely secular Xue'er, she is more mild-mannered, although she is also greedy, trying to make a small fortune, which is not related to money worship or anything.Her words often contain guns and sticks, all because of her temperament of a Beijing chick and her ardent hope for a progressive young man from other places, and it just caters to my long-standing habit of chattering and bickering.If you want to open a husband-and-wife shop, talk about cross talk, or play "Errenzhuan" or something, Xiaoyu is undoubtedly my best partner. On the weekend, I went to see Xiaoyu as happily as I went to a state banquet.We first visited several cheap and high-quality shopping malls: Yaxiu, Tianyi and Zoo, and bought some small gifts for each other.When I went to the bookstore, I checked the sales of the books, but they were still tepid.Xiao Yu bought a lot of etiquette training business books and English materials.Eat light Japanese hot pot in Xidan at noon.Watched a movie.For dinner, eat at the old Beijing miscellaneous sauce noodle restaurant.I rushed to my "home" in the twilight. On the bus, Xiao Yu grabbed a seat and argued for a while between "respecting the old" and "loving the young". , respecting the old and caring for the young are taken into account.” On the airtight bus, Xiao Yu took my hands around her waist, making my chest close to her back.In the increasingly cold air, we tried our best to convey a faint heat to each other.People in the capital are very enlightened, and there are many who despise us. I almost couldn't stand it under the eyes of everyone. The heating hadn't been turned on yet, and as soon as she entered the room, Xiaoyu took off her coat and shoes, got into the bed, and moved inside again.We hugged and talked and laughed in a low voice, warming up, and some intimacy was inevitable.Further movement was stopped, and she pointed out the door with staring eyes and horror.I heard the sound of fighting on the TV in the living room, the clinking of cups, plates and chopsticks, and the conversation of the landlord's family.I smiled secretly at Xiao Yu, got up and turned on the computer, played the music, and when I looked back, Xiao Yu gave me a thumbs up. In every cramped space in the city, human intimacy is full of urgency and adventure.I peeled her naked like a clove of garlic that can't be peeled clean; she giggled, resisted mischievously, and curled up like a hedgehog.After a long period of tossing, she actually proposed a game of "scissors fist handkerchief", whoever loses will take off the handkerchief first, which made the intimate contact full of adventure even more frightening.I have no choice but to accept it, Xiao Yu always plays tricks, which makes me laugh, cry and scold.几轮下来，终于相继从棉织物、丝织物、毛织物和各种颜料构成的层层枷锁里挣扎出来。 小羽身材小巧而匀称，皮肤白皙、稍欠细腻却极有弹性。胸部挺拔，乳晕粉红。她的毛发区浓密而柔顺，形成一个美妙而危险的黑色倒三角区。这时的小羽由顽皮而紧张，由紧张而迷离。她紧闭双眼，红晕泛起，她的胸口突突地跳跃，她凹凸有致的身体上下起伏，她急促的鼻息扫过我滚烫的脸颊。我屏住呼吸，急不可耐地和她合为一体……音乐时而婉转时而疾劲，我们时而柔似抽丝如履薄冰，时而动如脱兔疾如劲风，终于在欲生欲死之后跌入生死未明的失控深渊，快乐在拼命的遏制和放纵中终于归于平息。这紧张的过程中，我一直担心房东过来敲门让我尝尝她做的烧炝骨啥的。 突然小羽泪眼婆娑，低声抽泣，吓了我一跳。她眼泪汪汪，袒露她不是处女了，我忽然想起武彤彤。我安慰她，我不是处男也有半个世纪了。 “瞎说。” “这事不要提了。” “怎么啦？难道你没处女情结吗？” “我没有，我另类！我鄙视这个。” 小羽惊诧地看着我，我压抑着声音忿忿地说：“忠诚是对等的。动不动就处女情结，你TMD有处男情结吗？你TMD算啥啊，皇帝老儿还是老财主啊？这世界上我最鄙视的就是这类男人，性功能差还霸道，精神上永远东亚病夫，都想把他们给阉了喂狗去。” “小声点！”小羽一把捂住我的嘴，“你咋这么激动啊？你连你自己都鄙视吗？” “有些，我毛病也不少，但我没必要非得在装A和装C之间耍手段。以后别盘问我的情史了，问也别问——当然我基本是清白的，以后别提这事了。” 小羽螃蟹一样抱紧我：“老流氓，你真不是个——东西！” 当天晚上，小羽给家里打电话，谎称在同学家，没回去。 清晨醒来，小羽无限怜悯地看着我：“咋睡觉老是蜷个团啊？就像胎儿紧紧偎依着妈妈，拧都拧不过来。” “无所归依嘛，这是流浪汉的标准睡姿。” “从现在开始，你就不是流浪汉了。”小羽说，咯吱我，“起来吧老公，咱玩去。” “这就叫上啦！”我得意忘形哈欠连天。