Chapter 7 chapter Five

When Wu Tongtong and I appeared in front of Yang Xingchen and Li Hao as lovers, they were so shocked that they dislocated their mouths and palates for a few seconds before closing them.Li Hao said: "Dude, Shenzhen is so fast!" "What time is it, are you a moron or an idiot?" Yang Xingchen corrected, "This is called Internet speed, this is called—the era where everything is possible." I laughed at myself: "I am born with dysplasia and develop abnormally the day after tomorrow. One step late and ten steps late, if I don't put it in a pressure cooker, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up."

"It doesn't depend on whether you are late or early maturing, it depends on whether you are a woodworm." Yang Xingchen drank a little too high, and said drunkenly, "How long you put the woodbell in the pressure cooker, it's still——the woodbell." "Brilliant! It's up to you to be a writer." I laughed, and questioned the theory of quantitative change and qualitative change. Li Hao shared a rent with a Shandong painter and didn't have a pet, but he could only describe it as a "kennel", so I always suspected that all single men belonged to dogs (except me).Li Hao arranged this hot pot meal early in the morning.Chen Ju and Wu Tongtong were chatting in the living room, peeling garlic and choosing vegetables.After eating profusely for two hours and playing cards for another two hours, I rushed back to the city.

That night, Wu Tongtong and I heard dull panting and screaming in front of the dormitory door, embarrassed and excited.After stroking and kissing passionately in silence for a while in the corridor, Wu Tongtong took me to the "Master Miejue" building.I was like an agent who went deep into the enemy camp, looking for an opportunity to avoid the guard's sight and flash in like a ghost; I went upstairs, held my breath, opened the door quietly, and tiptoed in. The small two-bedroom, the living room is very small, full of TV cabinets, sofas, coffee tables and folded dining tables.The other one lived in a dinosaur-level extinction master.It is reported that this philosophy lecturer is unbelievably possessed of the vulgarity of ordinary people who love to bite their tongues. If one considers the philosopher's extraordinary speculative ability and language talent, any insignificant trivial matter can become metaphysically absurd and catastrophic once she speaks Sexual appalling.Literati look down on each other, women look down on each other, and talented women look down on each other even more. The relationship between the two masters and roommates is like fire and water.

Wu Tongtong told me outside that it is best not to give her any chance to spread rumors.I can only take a five-minute shower, because that otherworldly teacher has another common problem—frequent urination.If I ran into a strange man sitting on the toilet in the bathroom in the middle of the night and looked at her, I would be so frightened that I could neither look up at the starry sky nor torture the earth, and might suffer from temporary incontinence and permanent dysfunction or something. Wu Tongtong's room is only seven or eight square meters, with simple furniture.She has already packed her luggage, and the room is a bit messy, but it is not dirty, mainly clothes and books are scattered around.There is no air conditioner in the room, and it is as hot as an oven. Wu Tongtong turned on the fan and opened the glass window outside the screen window.I slipped into the narrow bathroom with slippers on and a towel in hand, took a shower in fear, and sneaked back to the hut like a shadow.Wu Tongtong did the same thing again.

Wu Tongtong showed me her visa and a dozen or so admission letters from American universities, all of which were full scholarships.My respect for her immediately erupted like a torrent, and I admired softly but sincerely: "As expected of the academic extermination teacher, even the Yankees have been taken down." The swaying sound of the small iron bed was extremely ear-piercing at midnight, and I had to stop for a moment of joy and move to the homemade floor.On that summer night at the end of the century, a suppressed high-intensity male and female lust erupted like magma that had been dusted for thousands of years.We tried our best to suppress the cheerful sound, Wu Tongtong even pressed his head with a pillow, but the low, sharp and happy body music still came faintly and tenaciously.In the faint light, Teacher Wu's deep and shining eyes are full of irresistible fascination; her smooth and warm body is like a silver snake dancing to the music, trying her best to show her increasingly flexible figure and cramps of pleasure.

Twice, there was a "squeak" from the opposite door, and Teacher Wu immediately signaled to stop. As if I had been hit by Sun Dasheng's fixation method, I instantly froze like a sculpture in a fighting posture, holding my breath, motionless, just sweating profusely. Note, unable to control themselves, the part staying in each other's body also strives to maintain its own humidity, heat and hardness.In the silence, I heard the philosopher too stumbling into the bathroom, and within a short while, there was a clear, tangible stream of hissing.With a soft "bang", Wu Tongtong sent a signal to resume fighting with body language, and we, who had accumulated new energy, launched a new round of more intense attacks.We fell asleep peacefully at dawn, and when we woke up again, we suddenly heard a man and a woman talking in the living room.Wu Tongtong whispered to me: "Her boyfriend is here. That man is fifty years old, and he hasn't been married for seven or eight years. Do you think it's strange?"

"Metaphysics!" Soon they turned on the TV, and there was the sound of a ping-pong game, ping-pong-pong shouting and killing.At a place less than two meters away from them in a straight line, Wu Tongtong and I were entangled like a snake, and indulged again silently.I wanted to go out, but Tongtong was hesitant, which made me unhappy: "She brought her boyfriend, can't you?" She hissed, and said in a low voice: "I've never brought a man here before, and now I suddenly bring one, so you know it? You want me to be late?" Soon, earth-shaking moans of joy came from the opposite room.I smiled lowly: "It's morning exercises!"

"Bad!" Wu Tongtong pinched me.We are also induced to the last fighting spirit.The scene of sacrificing life and death was like a fucking labor competition.While they were fighting fiercely, I first swayed out the door like a ghost.Wu Tongtong came out after more than ten minutes, with a tired and calm face. Every inch of space in the city is filled with different wonderful stories.The vast majority are cut off by time, space, steel and concrete, and self-enclosed. What is popular on the screen, in print, and on the street is always a clumsy copycat. For the remaining two days, Wu Tongtong accompanied me to meet two editors, one of whom was a senior fellow of hers.I accompanied her to get her hair done, cleaned her teeth, booked airline tickets, and made a lot of purchases. At that time, Chinese goods were not flooded in the United States, and they were much cheaper in China.Wu Tongtong made a shopping list, not only for herself, but also for her classmates to buy.We ran around according to the list, big bags and small bags went in and out of major shopping malls and taxis. I joked: "I even brought quilts and quilt covers, like migrant workers traveling far away."

"Haha, I'm just a migrant worker. I used to work for professors. What if I'm not a migrant worker?" Wu Tongtong laughed. This afternoon, Teacher Wu took me to her office to help her pack her personal belongings.As soon as the key is handed over, she will have no actual connection with this prestigious school that is so arrogant and stern.The doorman knew her, so I didn't leave a record of "the purpose of coming to this building".The whole floor was deserted, cool, dull and quiet, and as we walked, the sound of empty and chaotic footsteps echoed on the roof.There are about seven or eight desks in the office, two low-quality couches leaning against the wall, file cabinets scattered around, and the phone on the desk is locked in a small aluminum box, with only the phone handle exposed.I pointed at the phone and laughed: "The highest universities do this too? It's like my crappy company."

"Isn't that right? A broken phone call depends on the face of the person. Do you think this place can stay?" she said.I hugged her from behind, and she broke free: "Sit down, I want to have a good talk with you." "I still come here to talk, as if it's business." "Be serious with me." She broke away from me, "Talking about things requires such an environment." "It's time for us to talk. I came all the way to Beijing to talk to you about the manuscript. I didn't talk about the manuscript for a minute, but someone got involved." I laughed and sat on the sofa.

"Dirty! Don't talk about that. The more personalized the writing, the better. I can't talk about it. I don't want to transplant the rules and regulations in my mind into yours. It will hurt you." She changed the subject, "Do you want to Are you going to America?" I was startled, and blurted out: "Nonsense." "I can take you there." "How did you bring me there? Put it in that big box?" I laughed. "I'll give you F2?" "What is F2? I have only heard of F1, Formula racing?" I was stunned. "Where are you going? F2 is a student visa." "Oh, it's a good business to accompany the princess to study." "To accompany my wife." She blushed, and said sternly, "Hmph, it's a good deal for you kid." "Oh—oh my god!" I couldn't help rubbing my hands, pacing up and down the room, talking to myself, very intoxicated, "I can go to the United States and pick up a wife for nothing—and die Type! Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is only destined to have peach blossoms." "That's right, you're a fool." Wu Tongtong changed the subject, "But you must agree to one condition." "Are there any conditions?" I stopped urgently. "Of course, why should I look for you?" "That's it, that's it, all ears." "You must read, too." I jumped up like eating dynamite and drinking soju: "I'm not stupid enough? I can tell you irresponsibly-it's all read!" "People's education system and ours are two different things." She said, "We are neither princelings nor rich young masters. In the past, the only way out was to study." "It's not that I don't want to, I really can't!" I showed embarrassment, "Even if I work hard for you, I don't even have the qualifications to study abroad. You know that I only have a college diploma—do I want to study for an undergraduate degree?" "Hey——, I'm so unlucky, why did I meet your half-finished product?" Wu Tongtong was discouraged, "Don't talk about famous schools, why can't you even handle an ordinary undergraduate? You seem as clever as a monkey Like." "You are discriminating against academic qualifications! I told you that I consciously resist the barbaric college entrance examination system. A multi-level compound cross-century talent like me cannot be measured by China's current education system. Many great people They can’t be measured by this vulgar standard.” I became angry and enumerated them one by one, “Einstein, Edison, Bill Gates, Lu Xun, Qian Zhongshu, Shen Congwen...and Mao Yazi from Shaoshanchong, Hunan. Why did you come to test me because you read a few more books than me? It’s ridiculous. ——University is an academic pigsty! You don’t feel smelly after living in the toilet for a long time..." "Excessive words! If you can't do it, you can't do it. Don't look for objective reasons. You can only adapt to this society. Who are you? A princeling?" She refuted me. Like an unlucky defendant, I passionately told the jury his grievances: "... To be honest, I am partial to subjects. If I could get a score of 70 or 80 in mathematics, I could come to Beijing to share the bed with you." ——Sorry for my inaccurate pronunciation——students. In fact, I’m not bad at math as a whole, but I hate TMD calculus and limits. What’s the practical use of this stupid reasoning like sitting in a house? , It’s all a series of tricks, wrong one question, all wrong-sit together.” She laughed: "I know you don't have the ability to think logically. Then you're done. One-third of the GRE is logic." "Don't mention GRE to me, am I not even qualified?" "Hmm—" Wu Tongtong suddenly nodded slightly as if suddenly enlightened, "It may be possible to save a dead horse as a living horse doctor." "What do you mean? Go to the east gate of the National People's University to buy a diploma?" I lowered my voice and laughed, "It's cheap there. Your alma mater is only five hundred yuan, but I can't afford to lose that person. Although I am a bit of a wretch But still upright.” Wu Tongtong interrupted me sharply: "Are you crazy? Who asked you to do that? Even if it passes, you will be finished if you are caught, and I will be implicated. They are a credit society, do you think they are in your village?" "Then what should I do?" I was at a loss. "Didn't you have self-study undergraduate grades? Some American universities admit it. The question now is—is the grade still valid?" My eyes lit up and I forgot about it.I said: "It should be effective, but I haven't taken the test for a long time. Since I became a professional social activist, I completely gave up the shameless idea of ​​mixing up my diploma to deceive the world." Wu Tongtong stopped him and said, "Stop talking nonsense, how many courses do you think you haven't passed yet?" "Three or four subjects, but the most terrible thing is to take the second foreign language test. Self-study English undergraduate is the most difficult. It's not fair." "Haven't you ever learned a second foreign language?" "At that time, the only foreign language was Russian. It was an elective course, and I didn't learn much." I found myself in a panic, "I'm not interested in polar bears at all." "My aunt! You are such a troublesome person, I have nothing to do." Wu Tongtong covered her head weakly. The atmosphere froze for a moment, and I said cautiously: "However, I have learned French, I learned it by myself, but--I have almost forgotten it now." Wu Tongtong said in an unquestionable tone: "Review and review, and get the self-study undergraduate course as quickly as possible, and then you can take the GRE and TOEFL." "How long will that take?" I worried. "It depends on you. Generally, it takes about one to two years to take the G and T exams, and the best half a year can be passed." "And you?" "What do you think?" She looked triumphant. "Hehe." I teased, "I forgot that you are a standard part forged in a Chinese examination machine, and this time the advantage is revealed." "What are you talking about?" She grabbed my mouth, "I don't have an advantage, so I got offers from more than a dozen universities, all of which are full scholarships. You can do it, why don't you give it to me?" I surrendered without a fight.Wu Tongtong opened the locked desk, took out a volume of T and G test materials the size of a brick-thick magazine, and said: "You are lucky. You met me. Fortunately, these were not given away. You can take them back to your hometown and look at them first, but you I also need to buy some latest materials of 'New Oriental', review them for a few months, and then come to the headquarters of 'New Oriental' in Beijing for a training class, review for another two months before I can take the exam." I put the materials into a big bag, and muttered: "I kept talking about manuscripts, doing business and looking for a job, so I came to Beijing to catch the exam." "That's right? Didn't your little boss classmate say that now is the era of 'everything is possible'?" Wu Tongtong said with a smile, and then said seriously, "You are limited to take all the exams within one to one and a half years, otherwise you should not go America doesn't keep idlers there. I only give you so much time, and I can't afford to wait." "Fixed-term imprisonment." I wailed, and suddenly realized, "I'm so confused, since you are providing me with accompanying education, why should I take the exam?" "I know you don't like reading, or you don't like taking exams. I'll let you pass. What if you don't study? You make trouble for me every day, and I have to get myself into it? This is a lifelong event. People like you, I have to be careful." She said calmly, and then comforted me, "It's never too late to apply in the past, as long as you pass these exams, I will come back to register with you next year, and then we will fly away." I raised my neck and squinted my eyes in longing: "From now on——I will live a happy and corrupt life!" "Rogue!" She sneered and jumped at me. "Pay attention to the occasion." I dodged, "Are you crazy?" "I want to, it's rare to go crazy once in life!" She got up and said mischievously, "I'm going to the bathroom." "I'll go too—secretly protect you." With a smirk on my face, I followed behind. "Hate, What a voyeur! (You voyeur!)" In the office building of the most powerful university in China, in a secluded and boring corner, our passion is brewing rapidly on the sofa, on the desk, on the office chair, on the window frame and on the wall. Burning, crazily released.Wu Tongtong's eyes were blurred, the corners of his mouth twitched but he clenched his teeth.I can strongly feel the thick, fierce and tough sphincter in her body beating rhythmically, like a piston with irregular frequency, nine shallows and one deep, desperately activating the reaction force that carries me; her continuous love fluid nourishes me With dry soul and flesh, I sensed her and replaced her with the greatest energy I could muster.Our black hole-like desire suckers devoured each other until the last drop was exhausted.When it comes to love between men and women, Wu Tongtong’s biggest difference is that she regards it as an exam or a competition. She concentrates on going all out and completely occupies the control. Naturally, hegemonic behavior is indispensable (she prefers the position of the female superior), which inspires me. A powerful counterattack that resembles the humiliation of the oppressed class. Wu Tongtong held on to the window frame while I rode my horse and whipped my horse behind.Through the thin gaps of the tall elm trees outside the window, you can look at the empty and dusty football field in the distance. Several shirtless boys are showing off their imbalanced figures and poor skills. The ball has not yet broken through the penalty area. girls patted their lunchboxes and screamed, "Cum fast! Cum fast!" In the rest of the day, we non-stop visited the scenic spots that any party was interested in: the Summer Palace, Liulichang, Lama Temple, Dongjiaomin Lane, Chongwenmen Church, Lu Xun Museum, the Red House of Peking University on the beach, the former site of Duan Qirui's executive government, Houhai... We watched two movies and rewatched Titanic.We went to the Renyi Theater to watch a drama, and also made a special trip to Laoshe Teahouse to have snacks, drink tea, and watch juggling.We went to Sanlian Bookstore, Sanwei Bookstore and Xidan Book Building. I bought a bunch of books, Longman Dictionary, Basic French and so on.We also went to the Tianshuiyuan Book Wholesale Market for a stroll.We wandered around famous schools and visited several of her mentors, including two masters.We talk about everything, the only thing we don't talk about is still literature.Wu Tongtong just said in a general way: "You just write it according to your own feelings, how you feel comfortable." I looked at her with a smirk on my face: "Oh, until I feel comfortable, I'll be exhausted." She rushed forward and beat me up: "Why are you so pornographic! Just rewrite pornographic novels." The matter of opening a bookstore as a small boss has long been thrown into Wangchuan. If you are trapped by love, time will lose its meaning.We adapt to local conditions and do our best to strive for perfection and race against time, filling the abyss of love and desire in vain like filling a black hole.Wu Tongtong's family called repeatedly to ask her to go home for a few days. She always pushed one day at a time. When she had to leave, I counted and it was exactly 31 days. She really came to Beijing for her honeymoon! Almost penniless after booking a sleeper ticket.I reported a letter to my family, saying that things are changing, and I will talk about it when I go home.The night before we left Beijing, Wu Tongtong and I stayed up all night, we were like glue, whispering to each other, weeping in each other's arms, and stormy, until an hour before the train was about to leave, we were still intoxicated with the last passion.When I took a taxi to the train station, it took only five minutes to drive. I ran into the waiting room like a desperado. The ticket check was over. I was scolded by the staff, turned over the ticket barrier and ran in, only to hear the bell ring loudly. Wu Tongtong was interrupted and shouted: "Be careful——" Afterwards, Wu Tongtong told me that she suddenly didn't want to let me go—she controlled the rhythm of the bed during the last joy.On the way from school to the train station, she kept looking forward to the traffic jam.At worst, I will pay you a ticket, she said.