Chapter 9 Chapter 8 My spittle star is also a nail

Liu Haizhu is definitely a frequent visitor to the detention center. In 1982, my country had just reformed and opened up, and some security cases were relaxed. Usually, if no one is killed or disabled in a fight, it is no big deal.In the eyes of bastards like Liu Haizhu who often fight on the street, the detention center is like a big car shop, come and go at any time. But Liu Haizhu was very angry when he came in this time, for two reasons. 1. It's okay to fight so many fights, but today I simply taught the bandits a lesson, and finally came in. 2. The big yellow dog has been strangled for several days, but it has not been eaten until today. By the time I let it out, the dog should have been eaten by the bandit Hao who got something for nothing.He knew Bandit Hao's gluttony too well.

Why didn't I tell the dog before I left that the dog will eat when I come back?Liu Haizhu was annoyed. After entering the detention center, Liu Haizhu looked at the Datong shop. There were more than 20 people lying there chatting, and no one knew anyone.There was someone who knew Liu Haizhu and said hello to Liu Haizhu.Liu Haizhu, who was in a fit of anger, ignored him, found a random place and lay down resentfully, and fell asleep in a daze after a while. I don't know how long I slept, but Liu Haizhu was woken up.According to Liu Haizhu's personality, he would definitely open his mouth to scold when he was woken up, but Liu Haizhu didn't scold that day.Liu Haizhu lay on the shop head and took a look.

A group of people are booing around a person. "Bet! Bet! Bet with him!" "He will definitely lose!" The person surrounded in the middle was wearing blue polyester card trousers, a pair of yellow rubber shoes, and an expensive black wool tunic suit on his upper body!You know, at that time only cadres of a certain level could wear woolen tunic suits.But the Chinese tunic suit with the trousers and yellow rubber shoes is really nondescript to the extreme.This person is not ugly at all, he can even be said to be half a handsome guy, but his eyes are always rolling around, making him look extraordinarily shrewd.Of course, to say that he looks smarter is to praise him, and there is another word that is more suitable for him: evil eyebrows and mouse eyes.

"Okay! I'll bet you!" A loud voice rang out from the crowd. "Boss Lu is Boss Lu!" "Boss Lu is really good!" Everyone praised. Ever since he heard the loud voice, Liu Haizhu began to look for the source of the voice, but he couldn't find it after looking sleepily for a long time.Liu Haizhu likes to watch the excitement, so he couldn't find the source of the sound, so he stood up to look for it. "Then what will you do if you lose?!" said the naughty one. Liu Haizhu took a closer look, heh!It turned out that the loud voice just now came from a person in the crowd who was less than 1.55 meters tall. This person was too small to be seen in the crowd.This man is not only short, but also thin, with a sharp chin, a protruding nose like a foreigner, a pair of protruding big eyes, and two very thick and black vertical eyebrows. It looked extraordinarily weird.

"If you lose, I'll kneel on the ground and call you uncle!" The little man's voice continued to be loud. "Okay! If I lose, I'll kneel on the ground and call you uncle!" said the sly-eyed man. Everyone booed: "Okay!" "Okay!" "Bet!" "Then let me ask, what will you do if you lose the debt!?" The sly-eyed person continued to ask. "I, Lu Song, have never defaulted on a debt!" "yes?!" "Yes! My words are nails! Iron nails!" "nail?!" "Yes, the spittle when I speak is also a nail, and every spittle is a nail. Where the words are! The nails are there!"

"Good!" Everyone applauded.Liu Haizhu also applauded involuntarily.This little man must be Lu Song, the leader of the bandit compound. I have heard that Lu Song is a small man, but I really didn't expect him to be so small.After listening to Lu Song's words, Liu Haizhu understood why Lu Song was the bandit among the bandits in the bandit compound. The few words just now are really too manly. If you say a word, it is a nail, and the saliva is a nail. Where will the saliva fly!Just nail your own words there! "Find a referee!" Everyone booed. "Take whoever you want, my spittle star is a nail!"

"Okay!" Liu Haizhu called out again. The voice was not low, and everyone turned their heads to Liu Haizhu who was standing on Chase's bunk. "Hey, this is Brother Zhuzi! Let Brother Zhuzi come!" "Huh?! He is Liu Haizhu, good! Let him come!" Lu Song said. Although Liu Haizhu's reputation is far less than that of Lu Song, he is still a well-known hero in the east of the city after all. Liu Haizhu was obviously taken aback by everyone's selection of him as the referee: "Ah?! What are you betting on!" Lu Song came out from the crowd, raised his neck and stared at his big protruding eyes: "Zhuzi, my name is Lu Song, from the bandit compound, you can be our referee today!"

Liu Haizhu jumped off the Datong bunk: "Okay, what are you betting on?" Although Liu Haizhu had already jumped off the Datong bunk, Lu Song still had to look up at him: "See, it's just my clothes with five buttons. I will let them out from now until tomorrow. If Er Dongzi can put them on I didn't know all the buttons were unbuttoned, so I knelt down and called him uncle!" Liu Haizhu was startled. He wasn't surprised by Lu Song's phrase "Kneel on the ground and call him uncle", but was shocked by the three words "Er Dongzi". Who is Er Dongzi? !Who is Er Dongzi? !

He is the number one thief in the history of our city, only number one, no second.Because there is this number one here, no one dares to say that he is number two, not even Damin and Ermin. It is said that Er Dongzi sleeps and drinks at home all the year round, and only goes to other places to do "work" for one month every year, and there are only three or four days of "work" in this month, and the rest of the time is spent traveling in mountains and rivers , but in the three or four days that Er Dongzi worked, whether it was on the train or in the shopping mall, wherever Er Dongzi went, people's pockets were as if they had just been washed, and the police station had to be surrounded by people who reported the crime. It's too tight.The local public security bureau definitely filed a case and determined that this was a crime committed by a super theft gang. As you can imagine, all of them became unsolved cases. Er Dongzi leisurely went to another city by himself, and within a day, pickpockets Fifty up, and then drift away.

What's even more amazing is that Er Dongzi's pickpocketing is just a legend.Why is it a legend?Because the whole city, from the Public Security Bureau to the common people, knew that he was a habitual thief, but he was never caught on the spot.Not only was the person never caught, but the stolen goods were never found.Back then, there was no crime of unidentified sources of huge assets, so even though Er Dongzi had endless money, he couldn't be convicted. It's not that the police are incompetent, it's that Er Dongzi is too cunning.I heard that the anti-pickpocket masters of the Public Security Bureau can spot pickpockets with just one glance in the crowd, but Er Dongzi, who can be seen by ordinary people as a pickpocket, has never been caught , It cannot but be said that this is a miracle.

And I also heard that Er Dongzi once participated in the first and only Luoyang Peony Flower Fair China North and South Thief Contest. In the grand event that ended with the arrest of Wang Zizi, Er Dongzi ranked third, Tanhua.Moreover, Tanhua, who stole the king, has always been at large. Of course, this is also a legend.Er Dongzi himself had never admitted it—nor did he dare to admit it.Not only did Er Dongzi never do "work" in our city, but he almost never showed his skills in front of others.From whom Er Dongzi learned his skills is still a mystery.There is also a more mysterious legend: Er Dongzi can fly over eaves and walls.Of course no one has seen this. After hearing Lu Song say that the person in front of him is Er Dongzi, Liu Haizhu was also a little puzzled: Is this Er Dongzi crazy?Run to the detention center to show off your skills?If Er Dongzi liked to show off so much, he would have been arrested long ago. Now that Lu Song has said that his saliva is a nail, then Liu Haizhu has to say something to Er Dongzi: "You are Er Dongzi, right? If you lose, don't kneel down and call Master Lu Song, I Liu Haizhu Knock ten heads in the latrine!" Hunzi generally look down on thieves. Although Er Dongzi is the king of thieves, he is also afraid when he sees a big bastard like Liu Haizhu. Er Dongzi looked at Liu Haizhu and smiled, but said nothing. Liu Haizhu turned to look at Lu Song.Lu Song covered his chest with both hands, jumped onto the Datong bunk, and couldn't get up after lying on his stomach: "Untie it! I'll wait for you to untie it!". Liu Haizhu was happy, and everyone was also happy: the number one bandit in this bandit compound is no different from a child when he fights.The boring life in the detention center, if you don't have this kind of fun, how can you survive for more than ten days. An hour passed, and everyone began to tease Lu Song: "Brother Lu, get up and relieve yourself!" "Don't let go, I won't let go until tomorrow morning." Lu Song lay on the bunk and said nothing. At this time, everyone turned their heads to look at Er Dongzi, who was about ten meters away from Lu Song, who seemed to be lying there and fell asleep. Three hours passed, and everyone began to tease Lu Song again: "Don't hold back, Brother Lu, I'm still waiting for you to go out and help me judge. Why don't you hold back your urine like this?" "Fuck, even if something goes wrong, I won't go to the ground!" After a while, everyone was tired and fell asleep in a daze.Liu Haizhu just got up, not too sleepy, lay down on the bunk and gave Lu Song a sideways glance, Lu Song's eyes widened, staring straight at Er Dongzi.Liu Haizhu turned his head again, and Er Dongzi was lying there snoring, and it looked like he was about to bleed down.I'm really not afraid of thieves stealing, I'm afraid of being missed by thieves, let alone being missed by a thief like Er Dongzi. In the middle of the night, Liu Haizhu woke up again, and when he glanced sideways again, Lu Song was still staring at him, but when he turned his head again, this buddy Er Dongzi slammed into his pillow.Liu Haizhu heaved a long sigh: "There's no drama to watch, so I dare to think that the second guy deliberately recognizes Lu Song as his uncle!" ! Because he woke up once in the middle of the night, Liu Haizhu was the last to wake up.When Liu Haizhu woke up, he found that everyone surrounded Er Dongzi again, and they were booing around Er Dongzi: "Oh, Er Dongzi, you have gained a grandpa from today!" "Second Dongzi, are you still in need of a master? Can you see me, Lao Luo?" "The guard asked Brother Lu to go out immediately, can you do it!" Amidst the noise of the crowd, Lu Song, whose coat was buttoned neatly with five buttons, walked up to Er Dongzi.Although Lu Song's eyes were bloodshot after not sleeping all night, Lu Song was obviously very excited. "Er Dongzi, I would like to admit defeat!" Lu Song said. "Yes, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat!" Er Dongzi said. "Kneel down!" Lu Song pointed to the ground. "..." Er Dongzi touched his head and bent his knees. Lu Song's face was bright. Suddenly, Er Dongzi stood up straight again, pointed at Lu Song unhurriedly and said: "You lost, you have to bet and admit defeat!" Everyone took a closer look: the five buttons on Lu Song's chest were all undone!It's fully opened! Everyone was shocked. Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at Er Dongzi. Who saw how Er Dongzi unbuttoned it?No one saw it.There is no doubt that Er Dongzi unbuttoned Lu Song while touching his head and bending his knees, but the whole process took only half a second, and no one discovered how he unbuttoned Lu Song. Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, and there was no sound. Lu Song stared at his open shirt in a daze, without speaking. "You have to be willing to gamble and admit defeat." Er Dongzi repeated again unhurriedly. "...Okay." Lu Song replied reflexively, but he still couldn't believe what happened just now was true. "Kneel down!" Er Dongzi yelled, pointing to the ground. Lu Song's face was flushed, and he knelt down in front of Er Dongzi with his arms open, "Master!", Lu Song's voice was quite loud. "Nephew, be flat!" Lu Song's face had already turned crimson purple, he turned around and left, and after taking two steps, he turned around and said, "Er Dongzi, every matter counts, and I will definitely not trouble you in the future!" Everyone applauded, and Liu Haizhu stretched out two thumbs. The first thumb was extended to Er Dongzi.Although "stealing" is despised by people, Er Dongzi is indeed amazing. He has turned "stealing" into an art, which made everyone present dumbfounded and unforgettable for a lifetime. The second thumb is extended to Lu Song.Because with Lu Song's status in the arena, as long as he wants to renege on his debts, Er Dongzi has nothing to do, just because his Er Dongzi dares to use words to run on Lu Song? !But Lu Song really didn't play tricks, he knelt when he said kneeling.It is said that a man has gold under his knees, but there is something more precious than gold: reputation. Lu Song lost face and won credibility.Liu Haizhu fully understands why Lu Song, who is less than 1.55 meters tall, is the number one bandit in the gangster compound: Lu Song's spittle star is a nail, an iron nail. To use the common words in elementary school composition: Lu Song's thin and small back, in the eyes of Liu Haizhu, gradually became taller... After a while, Liu Haizhu asked Er Dongzi. "Are you crazy? Show off your skills here." Liu Haizhu was puzzled. "You think I want to?! Lu Song said: If I don't bet with him, he will break my finger. I came in because of a fight. If I break my finger here, what will I do in the future." "He really broke!" "What do you say?!" "Well... definitely." "I just came in when you came in, and he insisted on seeing and seeing." "Why do you have to let him kneel down if you win? Aren't you afraid that he will trouble you?" "He's definitely not that kind of guy." "Let me tell you, how did you practice your craft?" Er Dongzi stood up with a smile, and patted Liu Haizhu's shoulder: "Hehe, anyway, it can't be practiced by sandwiching soap flakes in a boiling water pot." "How did you practice that?!" "...Ha ha." Er Dongzi smiled but did not answer. Section IX, After Lu Song went out, Liu Haizhu chatted with Er Dongzi a lot.Originally, Liu Haizhu looked down on these pickpockets, but after chatting with Er Dongzi a few times, he discovered that this thief was a bit different. Although he was not a grand thief, he was still a thief.Er Dongzi almost never told others about his stealing, but he also felt that Liu Haizhu was a serious and trustworthy person, and he revealed a little bit to Liu Haizhu when there was no one around. Liu Haizhu asked: "Where do you usually go to work!?" "From Jiangsu, Zhejiang to Guangdong and Guangxi, except for Tibet and Xinjiang, I have gone for a stroll." "Have you ever been caught?" "...Hehe, there was only one time when I almost got caught." "Where?" "Beijing Railway Station." "Tell me." "My master said that there are several types of people who will suffer retribution if they take money. So I never attack people like widows, old ladies, medical seekers, and students. I went out to work the winter before last and captured them all the way. There are countless fat sheep, and I was planning to call it a day and stop shipping. But when I arrived at Beijing Railway Station, I found another fat sheep. At first glance, this man looked like a national cadre, wearing glasses and a Chinese tunic suit. He came from Baoding As soon as he got in the car, he pressed his coat pocket tightly. I knew that there was something in his coat pocket at a glance. I have principles. I work when I go out, and basically don’t work when I come back. But I most I hate people in Baoding, Baoding Mansion has a little Japanese dog leg, this person must be the descendant of a dog leg." "Nonsense! The armed forces team behind the enemy is also from Baoding, why don't you think that he is a descendant of the armed forces team behind the enemy." "I forgot about the enemy's armed forces team at the time, and I only remembered the dog legs of Baoding Mansion, so I have to sell this stuff!" "Come out if you think of it, why are you making so many excuses?" "Hey, I watched him all the way, and when he got out of the car and raised his hand, I got off his goods." "..." Liu Haizhu had just seen Er Dongzi's methods a few days ago, and he believed that Er Dongzi had this ability too much. "The man took a few steps, touched his pocket, and started shouting: I lost my money, catch the thief... Hehe, I have seen too many such things, and I didn't take it seriously at all, so I just pretended nothing happened Move forward. Guess what?!" "What's the matter? Can't you just talk about storytelling?!" "After walking a few steps, I heard the man stop shouting. I looked back and saw this man in his 30s fell down in the middle of the snow, with his head in his hands, trembling all over. I could tell at a glance that he must have Crying. What made such an old man cry like this? I was curious, so I walked over and patted him and asked: What's wrong, brother? What's missing?" "..." Liu Haizhu listened intently. "As soon as the old man raised his face, I saw his tears and snot mixed together. I have been working for so long, and I have never seen a man cry like this. When I heard When he said it was money for my daughter’s medical treatment, I actually found out with my conscience. I took his handkerchief wrapped in the money and patted him on the shoulder and said: Brother, do you see if this is your money? Just dropped it It's on the ground." "You paid him back?!" "Well, that's where the trouble lies. My master told me that as long as the goods in hand can't be returned anyway, I really regret not listening to the old man's words. After the old man took the handkerchief wrapped in money, he grabbed Thank you so much for holding my hand, and don’t let me go without saying anything, let me leave him an address, and want to send me a pennant. How dare I leave him an address, so I have to say a few perfunctory words. At this time, instead The pickpocketing police also rushed over, and when they saw that something was found and returned to the original owner, they insisted on taking me in to make a record. This scared me, but I couldn’t leave, so I had to make peace with the policeman. This old man who lost his things went to the railway police station. In the end, good guy, the habit of the anti-pickup police is to question. After I told a few lies, the more I was questioned, the more panicked I was, but the police kept asking more and more. Big winter Yes, I was sweating all over my head. Later, the pickpocketing policeman really suspected me and asked me what I was doing and why I was lying. Fortunately, the guy who lost things tried to protect me. He said that I must not be a thief. Where can a thief steal it? The thing was returned to the original owner, and I was dragged out of the railway police station. After I came out, this buddy thanked me again and said that he would let his daughter recognize me as a godfather and be filial to me. I felt uncomfortable, so I quickly found an excuse to leave. Alas, this matter is really pending..." Liu Haizhu was stunned for a while after hearing this. He didn't expect Er Dongzi to be such a person, and he seemed to be different from other thieves. Liu Haizhu asked: "Er Dongzi, do you regret returning the money to him?" Er Dongzi was also stunned: "...Regret, oh, I don't regret it, if I take his money, his daughter's illness can't be cured, I will commit a lot of crimes, and I will be punished for my crimes. Regret is not for his daughter, I am afraid that I will be punished for my crimes." Er Dongzi is really strange, others try their best to prove that he is a good person, but Er Dongzi always tries his best to prove that he is a bad person. "Then what will you do if you encounter such a thing again?" "Fuck! It's impossible to meet again." "I'll ask you what to do if you encounter it, whether to pay it back or not." "……return!" "Okay!" Liu Haizhu patted Er Dongzi's shoulder heavily: "After I go out, I will treat you to dog meat!" "real?" "...Really!" Liu Haizhu was so excited that he agreed to leave his dog who didn't know if he was still alive.Although I haven't figured out what to do if my big yellow dog is eaten by Bandit Hao, I'll blow my mind first. "Okay then, just wait for your dog meat!" Er Dongzi and Liu Haizhu clapped their hands. Liu Haizhu said another sentence, which made Er Dongzi dumbfounded. Liu Haizhu said calmly: "I did have a dog before I came in, but it may have been eaten by my friend. How about it, if my friend eats it, you can steal another one." Liu Haizhu finished speaking , I also feel embarrassed. "Huh? I stole?!" "Yeah, can't you steal it?" "……I……" "Oh, by the way, would you kill a dog? My big yellow dog has been strangled for several days. You steal the dog and strangle it, and then we eat." "Damn it, I'll steal it and then I'll kill it, are you buying me dog meat or am I buying you dog meat?" "Of course I invite, the dog meat is stewed at my house!" "Fuck me!?" "Yes! By the way, do you have wine at home? You stole the dog and killed it and brought some wine with you when you came to my house." "Oh, fuck me..." Er Dongzi was almost driven crazy by Liu Haizhu. "I've already thought about it for you. I have a friend named Bandit Hao. His family has a big black dog. Oh, that dog is very fat, much fatter than my yellow dog. Then you will steal that one..." "Fuck!" Er Dongzi covered his ears and stopped listening to Liu Haizhu. Liu Haizhu looked at Er Dongzi innocently, he was indeed innocent, he really wanted to invite Er Dongzi to eat dog meat. Liu Haizhu didn't come in vain this time, he met Lu Song and Er Dongzi.However, getting to know these two is only the beginning, not the end.It is another person who really has an impact on Liu Haizhu in the future.Both Lu Song and Er Dongzi left a good impression on Liu Haizhu, but this one made Liu Haizhu really go to the rivers and lakes. Besides, after Lu Song left, Liu Haizhu should have slept in the bed.At that time, there were very few economic criminals and corruption criminals. Most of the people who entered the detention center were fighting on the street. Although Liu Haizhu was not a top gangster at the time, he was also a well-known bastard.But Liu Haizhu doesn't like to show off. After Lu Song left, he slept in his bunk honestly. After all, this is a detention center, not a detention center. It's only a few days in total, and it doesn't make sense to sleep on the first bunk. .Anyway, no one dared to mess with Liu Haizhu wherever he slept. On the last night of Liu Haizhu's 15-day detention, a burly man came to the detention center.Originally, there was nothing to say about a burly man, but burly men were not common in China in the early 1980s, because people in that era were generally thin and malnourished, and suddenly a man with muscle bumps appeared People are indeed a bit garish. Not only is this person eye-catching, but what he does is even more eye-catching. As soon as this burly man entered the room, the first thing he did was not to say hello to everyone, but he went straight to the front bunk, pulled the quilt on the front bunk to the ground, and then raised his hand and threw it on it. With a new quilt, I took off my shoes and lay down on it. I've seen arrogant ones, but never seen such arrogant ones.Which of these regular customers of the detention center would not dare to stab someone in the street with a knife?Who is this man?How dare you be so arrogant here? There are people in the room, and no one speaks.Perhaps it wasn't that he was afraid to speak, but that he was more surprised.Everyone turned their attention to Zhang Laoliu, who was supposed to be sleeping on the head bunk, to see how Zhang Laoliu would react.Although this sixth son is not a big brother like Dong Batian, he is still number one after all.This burly man did this because he was too embarrassing for Lao Liu. Unexpectedly, Zhang Laoliu walked towards the burly man with a smile on his face: "Brother, this quilt belongs to me. I'll move it out as soon as you say hello. Why did you throw it on the ground!" "It's Little Six. Hey, Little Six, let's sing a song for everyone!" The burly man squinted his eyes and lay lazily on the bunk without lifting his head. "What are you singing?" This old sixth is really obedient and really wants to sing. "Well, let's hit The Golden Bough!" This burly man doesn't look very literary, but he is good at folk art and likes to listen to music. "Brother Haoran, I can't sing this very well." Zhang Laoliu showed embarrassment. "If you can't sing well, you have to sing. I love to listen." Hearing this, everyone understood why this burly man was so arrogant and unruly. What are the rules?Rules are codes of conduct that are formulated by the strong and followed by the weak.Because he is Zhang Haoran, he has the power to break the rules and make the rules.