Chapter 9 impotent drug

1 Because Litian said he had something to discuss with me, on the way back to the company, I stopped by his laboratory.Litian works as a teaching assistant in the Department of Pharmacy of the university. We were classmates in high school. For some reason, we felt like each other very well. Even now, over 40 years old, we still keep in touch with each other from time to time. When I came to the research room of the university, Tachida was waiting for me in a white coat as usual. "I'm sorry for calling you here on purpose." Litian looked at me and said. "It's nothing, but what do you want to discuss with me? If it's about money, you'd better find another Gao Ming."

"It's not about money, but in a sense it can be considered. But don't worry, I don't want to ask you to borrow money, I want to borrow your wisdom." "wisdom?" "Look at this." With that said, Litian put a small bottle in front of me.The bottle contained something that looked like a pink pill. "What is this? It looks like medicine." I picked up the bottle and looked at it. "It's a medicine. No, it's not sure whether it can be called a medicine. In short, it's something I developed recently. I guarantee that it has epoch-making significance, and no one else in the world can make it."

I stared at Tatsuta who spoke calmly. "It is said that you have created something unique in the world, but you don't seem to be very happy. What is the function of this thing?" Hearing my question, he frowned and stared at the bottle in my hand. "Well, what should I say it does?" "Hey, hey, I haven't even figured out this. Isn't it a time to brag about the unique and epoch-making significance of the world? Are you kidding me?" I put down the bottle, thinking that he had nothing serious to discuss. "I'm not joking. I came to you just because I didn't know what it can be used for. Even if I pretend to be mysterious, I can't help it. Then I will say the conclusion: it is a substance that acts on the lower body of men."

"Lower body? Are you talking about that?" I suddenly became interested and leaned out. "That's right." Litian replied blankly. "Is that so?" I slapped my knees, but immediately became suspicious again. "However, if there are medicines related to those words, there have been quite good medicines developed. I often hear that thanks to those medicines, impotence has been cured and the relationship between husband and wife has been saved. Listen to what you mean, you develop It's not that kind of medicine?" "No." Litian shook his head. "If you are reluctant to say it, the effect is just the opposite."

"on the contrary?" "Yes. If you eat this stuff—" Litian pointed to the bottle. "It won't be hard anymore." "Hey?" "According to the experimental results, as long as you take one tablet, you will not be able to get an erection in any situation within 24 hours, and no matter how strong a man is, don't even think about having a little movement. It is such a substance." "Wait a minute." I gestured to him with both hands outstretched, "Can I ask a question?" "what is the problem?" "If I heard correctly, what you just said means this: this thing is not a cure for impotence, but a drug that causes impotence."

Li Tian nodded. "You heard me right. It seems that I made it very clear. This is the inducer of impotence. Our researchers call it the impotent drug. Would you like to take a pill?" "No." I shook my hand. "What purpose did you tinker with this stuff?" "I didn't make it on purpose, it was a product of inadvertent insertion. Originally, I planned to make a powerful hair restorer." I nodded and looked at his head.Just over forty, and the head is already quite desolate. "That's right, that's the thing. If you eat this, you will become impotent, and as compensation, you will grow thick and dense hair."

Unexpectedly, Litian shook his head. "It doesn't grow back. It has no effect on hair growth, it just causes impotence." "Is that so..." I crossed my arms and stared at him. "Can I ask one more question?" "you say." "What is the use of this?" "That's the problem." Litian leaned out and looked at me with piercing eyes. "I just want you to help me think about what use this kind of thing can be used for." 2 I work as a graphic designer in an advertising agency, so I sell everything and use any means to sell things.No matter what the method is, as long as it is not accused of being an exaggerated advertisement-no, I don't take a little accusation seriously at all.

But even if I am as wise and powerful as I am, I can't help scratching my head against Litian's request. "The patent has been applied for, and the results of clinical trials are also very good, and no side effects have been found so far. The troublesome thing is that no pharmaceutical company willing to sign a contract can be found. They all laughed and said, even if this drug is launched on the market, who will Come buy it." After listening to what he said, I nodded in my heart, that is indeed the case. On the same day, I told Litian that I should think about it anyway, so I broke up with him.

When I got home, I tried talking to my wife about the incapacity drug, expecting her to accuse the drug of being useless, but her reaction was a little different from what I had imagined. "Hey, there is this kind of medicine, it's very fun." "Fun?" "Yeah. Like that kind of rapist, instead of putting them in prison, it would be better to force them to continue taking this drug for the rest of their lives. It must be worse than death." "So that's how it is." I thought with admiration, women's ideas are indeed different from men's.

"I think there are many other uses." "For example?" "I can't remember it at the moment, but you can ask for advice." "Yes, there is still this hand." The next day, I used the company computer to leave a message on the Internet BBS, saying, if anyone wants a drug that can cause impotence, please send me an email.I thought there would be no reply, but I was shocked when I received an email immediately. "I'm a male in his twenties. I'm ugly and I'm not good at dealing with people. If you have this medicine, please introduce it to me. I don't think I will have a girlfriend in the future, and I'm afraid I won't have a chance to have sex. Despite this, my little brother is full of energy, and every time he masturbates, he feels a deep emptiness. Anyway, it’s like this, let’s just forget about impotence. I hope that in this way, I can concentrate on thinking about the true meaning of life and live this life in peace.”

The content of the email was so dark that it startled me again.What a negative thought!This kind of person must not be given the medicine of incompetence.Feeling empty or something while masturbating is something that any man can feel.Besides, there is no such thing as comprehending the true meaning of life without getting an erection. Received another email with the following content. "Give me a copy if you have it. Christmas is coming soon, and there are a lot of people looking forward to a night of ecstasy with their girlfriends. I'm going to give this guy a pill without anyone noticing." , oh hehehe." I turned off the computer.Immediately, an email was sent, explaining that they were all Internet bugs who spent 24 hours on the computer, and there was little hope of giving a normal answer. "What are you up to?" Yugang next to me spoke to me.He often works with me as a partner and is a trustworthy person. I told him about the impotent medicine, Yugang's eyes changed drastically when he heard it. "Can you give me some of that medicine?" "Hey, do you want to use it?" "It's not for me to use, but for my son." According to Yugang, his son, who was in the third grade of middle school, was obsessed with masturbation and was not very active in studying for exams. "My wife found a lot of pornographic books from my son's room, and I couldn't bear to warn him, and I was worrying about what to do. I think it's better not to get an erection when I'm studying, not to mention other times. " I think Yugang's words are not unreasonable.When we were candidates, we also devoted ourselves to masturbation in order to avoid studying. I gave him three pills of incompetence medicine I got from Litian, and told him to report the effect. Two days later, Yugang came to me with a depressed face. "That won't work, it has the opposite effect." "Doesn't it work?" "No, I coaxed my son to say that it was the vitamin tablets that he took. The medicine seemed to be very effective, but it backfired." "What's wrong?" "Masturbation seems to be really not masturbating, but it's always dawdling, with no intention of studying at all. It seems that he masturbated to change his mood." "So that's the case, but it's understandable." "Yeah. I also remembered a theory. It is said that you might as well masturbate moderately when you are young. I won't let him take that kind of medicine again." "Alright. It seems that that kind of medicine is really useless." "That's not necessarily the case. Some people are interested in it." According to Yuoka, this person is the wife of the president of one of our client companies.When he ran into her at the party yesterday, Yugang casually mentioned the impotent medicine to her. "It was meant as a joke, but she seemed very concerned and said that she would buy it no matter how much it costs." "really?" "Anyway, I have made an appointment with her to meet today, so why don't you go together?" Needless to say, we are now walking together to the agreed meeting place. 3 I am also familiar with the president's wife.Not long ago, she was working as a waitress in Ginza, and she was more than forty years behind the nearly seventy-year-old president.When they heard the news of their marriage, everyone thought she was going for property. "Smart people don't say dark words, what I want to marry is property." The young lady said nonchalantly as soon as she met us.The heavy make-up and revealing costumes are also the same. Is that so?We just had to go along with it. "Because I heard that his aspect is no longer useful, I think that would be a good deal. Who would have thought that the old man started to run to the hospital recently. Isn't there a lot of drugs for treating impotence now? It seems that you can get it just by prescribing it. If The old man will be bad after taking that medicine, and I have to go to bed with him." "But, you are a couple." Yugang said tactfully. Madam raised her eyes in displeasure. "Didn't you hear what I said just now? You said that I married for property, right? I don't have the mood to spend time with the old man at all. If he is still energetic at his age, I will be out of luck. That's why I want to marry you Buy that kind of medicine. Stop talking nonsense, give me the medicine. I will give you the money." As she spoke, the lady took out a thick stack of banknotes from the Chanel purse. I gave her all the medicine I brought and left.Yugang and I looked at each other and smiled wryly. "It's astonishing that the medicine of incompetence has such a use. Women are so scary." Yugang's voice was mixed with admiration and fear. "I thought it was a major problem for a wife that her husband's ineffectiveness, but I didn't expect that there are exceptions. I have learned a lot." "But this is an extreme exception. Only women who marry for money will have this need." "Yes. Anyway, it's impossible for a decent wife to want an incapacity drug." But that thought dissipated as soon as I got home.As soon as my wife saw me, she said, "Husband, give me the impotence medicine." "What's the matter, want this all of a sudden?" "There is a major incident, and this medicine must be used anyway. It is to help her." Sitting in the living room was a woman whose wife introduced her as a friend whose name seemed to be Sakiko. "Mr. Sakiko, it seems that there are women out there. They often come home very late under the pretext of socializing. In fact, they are going to have a tryst with their lover. The other party is a girl twenty years younger than her husband. What do you think?" How do you feel?" I just saw a woman who married an old man forty years older than me for the sake of property. I was not surprised to hear this kind of thing, but I still agreed, "That's enough." "Zao Jizi said that although she suggested to her husband that it's better to get a divorce, but after all, she has a child and doesn't want the family to be separated, so she came to me to discuss how to find a way for my husband to break up with that lover." "Sorry to bother you." Sakiko bowed her head apologetically. "Where, it's nothing... But why do you need that medicine?" I asked my wife. "You're really slow to react. Of course, when you see that your husband is going to have sex, you quietly give him the medicine. In this way, what do you think will happen?" "What will happen...then I won't be able to get an erection...Oh, that's how it is!" It dawned on me. "A good idea, right? That way my husband won't be able to make trouble with his young lover. Once or twice, he can excuse himself by saying that he is tired today. Every time he does this, he won't be able to make fun of it. Before long, the other party will definitely think, this impotent uncle What are you doing, break up with him." "...It is indeed a clever plan." At the same time, I thought to myself, it's also a poisonous trick. "Understood? Then bring the impotence medicine." The wife stretched out her hand. "Wait. All the ones I have are sold out. I'll get some from Litian tomorrow, but I'm afraid it can't be free..." "Excuse me, how much is the price of that medicine?" Sakiko looked up at me. "How much can you sell it to me?" "This, I have to discuss it with the manufacturer of the medicine before deciding..." Sakiko's eyes were very serious.Seeing her eyes, I feel this is a new business opportunity. 4 "Great news for women who are troubled by their husband's fickleness! The epoch-making flower heart preventive medicine has come out!No matter how difficult the relationship is, just contact us and we will solve it for you immediately! "Incompetent Drug Research Institute" Litian and I toasted in the bar to celebrate. "It's really the right thing to consult with you. As expected of an advertising designer, I never thought that it would be so lucrative." "However, I didn't expect such an enthusiastic response. In short, let's mass-produce." "I know, but there is a limit to the production capacity of the laboratory. We must find an institution with a large production capacity to quickly manufacture it." "Be sure to manufacture it quickly, don't worry about the funds." I patted my chest. Using incompetent medicine to prevent male sexuality, this positioning effect is as expected. As soon as the advertisement is advertised on the Internet, orders are pouring in.It seems that there are also pharmaceutical companies in Litian who have come to consult on their own initiative. "I heard that my wife's friend's impotence battle has also been completed, and she successfully snatched her husband back. But it's not so much snatched back, it's better to say that her husband was abandoned by his lover." According to his wife, Sakiko's husband has completely settled down, and now he goes home early every day. "But once the reputation of incompetent medicine is known, the husband will know about it sooner or later, so won't he be wary of not taking this kind of medicine? In this way, wives have to think about ways to secretly drug their husbands, which is very troublesome." Litian said. "That's not what it says, it's just the opposite." Take Sakiko as an example. When her husband had a dinner and was going home late, he was asked to take the impotence medicine before going out, but I heard that it was not trying to deceive, but frankly said "this is the impotence medicine" and handed it over. give him. "It's impossible for a husband to refuse, because normally there is no need for an erection outside. There is only one situation where he can refuse." I raised my index finger: "That's when the husband says 'I want to make out with you tonight'." "I see." Li Tian nodded sharply. "That is to say, as long as you refuse, you must spend some tenderness with your wife that night." "That's what it is. The impotent potion is a magic potion for manipulating a husband's erection." "So it's only natural that orders are pouring in." Let's toast again. 5 But the joy was fleeting.From a certain period, orders began to drop sharply, but I don't think there is anything wrong with the incompetent medicine itself. "I don't understand. The effect of incompetent medicine can only last for 24 hours. To prevent my husband's fickleness, the only way is to keep buying it..." Litian was also at a loss. "Is there a similar product launched?" "I also thought of this, but there is no information that similar products are sold. The contracted pharmaceutical company also felt incredible and postponed the production plan." "It's really weird. Anyway, let's analyze it again." I went to the company to discuss with Yugang, and he showed a surprised expression when he heard me talk about the poor sales of incompetent medicine. "Huh, is that so? I've heard a lot of things around me about using impotent drugs to prevent boyfriends or husbands from being swayed. Not to mention that," he lowered his voice, "Even my wife bought it." I stared back at him in surprise. "real?" "I really lost to her." Yugang said bitterly. "Because the incident of going to the private bathroom (note: a bathing place that provides sexual services, a type of Japanese custom industry) was exposed, now as long as I go to receive customers, I will definitely let me take incompetent medicine in the morning. Your friend really concocted a trouble Drugs, thanks to which, while clients enjoy their baths, I have to miserably drink tea and read comics to pass the time." I thought that was pathetic, but now was not the time to pity him.There are users of incompetent medicines around me, so it can be seen that the demand for incompetent medicines should not have declined. If this is the case, why are orders decreasing? I left the company full of annoyance.This kind of day needs to adjust my mood, I took out my mobile phone and dialed a phone number.The other party picked up the phone immediately. "Hi, hello." Came Taozi's lovely voice. "It's me. Shall we have a meal together?" "OK." After deciding on a meeting place, I hung up the phone.Momoko is a bar lady who works in Roppongi. She was originally an unknown model, but she couldn't make a living from that job alone, so she worked part-time at a bar.After using her as a model in an advertising job, the relationship grew closer. Met with Tao Zi, we walked to the restaurant together.While eating Italian food, I talked to her about the impotent medicine, and she also knew the existence of that medicine. "Because of that drug, several of my little sisters were released from their lover contracts. It's good for the uncles to be honest, but there are many people who are troubled by it." "You mean from the standpoint of a lover, it's a very serious problem for a man to change his duty?" "That's right, an uncle who is powerless and flirtatious doesn't need a lover." "I see." Apparently the impotent drug has had a variety of effects on relationships between men and women in ways we didn't expect.In this way, the reduction in orders is even more incredible. "Are you all right? Madam didn't ask you to take incapacity medicine?" "I'm fine because I'm pretty good at keeping things secret." I smiled and took a sip of my wine. After dinner, we went to Taozi's apartment as usual.Her room was a single room, but quite spacious. I was waiting for her to come out of the shower when the phone rang and it was my wife.I hurried to the balcony to answer. "Hello, it's me." "Ah, husband, I forgot to tell you something this morning." "What's up?" "Did you have coffee this morning?" "Drink it, what's the matter?" "That coffee," the wife paused for a moment, then said, "It's mixed with incapacity drugs." "Huh?" My phone almost dropped. "Mixed with incompetent medicine...how could you do such a thing..." "Because I'm worried about you. You haven't promised that you won't bother?" "Talk about it... what are you talking about, how can I be a flirt. Hahaha, hahahahaha." "I'm not suspicious, just for the sake of caution. I think you won't be able to get an erection all day today, but don't worry, it's not impotence." "That's right... that's right. Speaking of which, I don't have that kind of interest at all today. I'm so busy that I don't even think about it." "Okay, I'm just telling you about this." The wife hung up the phone by herself. I stood on the balcony with my mobile phone in my hand, looking at my lower abdomen unconsciously. When entering the room, Momoko had just come out of the bathroom, her plump body was only wrapped in a towel.In the usual way, just seeing her sultry appearance would make me aroused. "What's the matter? Why are you in a daze?" Tao Zi leaned towards me. But there was no change in my lower body, no movement at all. "Sorry, I'm going back first." I said. "Hey, what's going on?" "Suddenly remembered something to do, see you next time." Saying that, I left the room in a hurry. I hailed a taxi in front of the apartment.Sitting in the car, I couldn't help but sighed. So far, I have been introducing impotence medicine to others, but I have never taken it myself.I didn't know until the end of the matter, and the effect was really immediate.In this way, there is no way to have fun outside. By the way, when did the wife get the impotence medicine?To buy, you must place an order online, and she probably doesn't know how to use a computer.Or was it Sakiko who gave it to her? When I was puzzled, the phone rang again.This time it was Litian calling. "I see why orders for incompetent drugs have decreased," he said. "what reason?" "The answer is on a website called 'Saving Life'. It says: 'There is actually no need to buy so many incompetent medicines that are hotly discussed today. Just give your husband the real incompetent medicine at the beginning, and after a while Knead the flour into a ball, color it with edible red, and lie that it is an incapacity medicine, and you can get the same effect. You may as well try it. 'How, do you understand?" "What? So the housewives concocted a fake potion of incapacity?" "It looks like this. That is to say, it makes the husband mistakenly think that he has taken the impotent drug, thereby hindering the male's erectile function. The so-called placebo effect is used." I couldn't help moaning.Even if it was for the sake of saving money, but he came up with such a trick—— "In addition to counterfeiting drugs, housewives have also invented various ways to renovate them. The most powerful one does not even need to spend a little time and money. That way is to tell him that the food just now contains incompetent drugs after eating. .that is it." "what?" "It's so mysterious that the effect is unknown, but in any case, the situation is critical for the incapable drug. Because the name and effect of the drug are widely known, it makes the ineffective drug itself useless. This is too ironic. I will go and talk to you now. People from the pharmaceutical company are discussing countermeasures." "That's it...then I'll leave it to you." After hanging up the phone, I looked at my crotch again. Damn it, my wife's phone call just now must be just like Litian said, trying to scare me with the name of incompetent medicine.She noticed my flirtatiousness and called at the perfect time. I want to tell the driver to turn around and go back. Since I didn't actually take the incapacity medicine, I can enjoy a good night with Tao Zi. But just as I was about to make a sound, I swallowed again. is that true?The wife's lines are really just bluffing, am I actually not taking incapacitated drugs? If it is really bad to eat, it will cause a great shame in front of Tao Zi.If she behaves poorly in bed, I'm afraid she will be bored by her. I avoided the driver's gaze and quietly stroked my buttocks.If you can get an erection, you'll be fine. However, my head was still slumped, and I couldn't even feel the slightest sign of an erection.The more anxiously I try to get an erection, the harder it is to get an erection between my buttocks.I remembered that I had heard before that most of the impotence patients' illnesses stemmed from the obsessive idea of ​​what to do if they couldn't get an erection. I take my hands away from my crotch.Up to now, I am at a loss as to whether it is the effect of the medicine or the effect of the placebo, but one thing is clear: it is better to give up the plan of being lingering with Tao Zi tonight. I sighed deeply again.Litian said just now that the effect of playing tricks is unknown, but if I ask you what, the effect is huge. Men are fragile creatures.