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Chapter 2 love spray

black laugh novel 东野圭吾 7455Words 2018-03-22
1 On the roof terrace before the lunch break, Ryuji made the most important fight in his life.In front of him was Ayumi from the General Affairs Division, and he was the one who called her here.Ryuji stared at Ayumi's lips.Just a few tens of seconds ago, he asked Ayumi for a relationship. Ayumi's expression was not too surprised. She might have already noticed it from his attitude, and calling her to this place, what to say I know it.Although she wasn't surprised, Ayumi didn't show any joy, she lowered her head in silence, as if she was in deep thought.After a while, she looked up, and the lines she said were tragic to Ryuji, although he also expected it to a certain extent.That line was—sorry. "I don't hate Mr. Kawashima, but when it comes to dating, being a lover, I always feel a bit reluctant, and I don't have that kind of feeling. Like now, it's good to be a colleague with a good relationship." "But...then How about getting along as friends first?" Long Si said unwillingly.Ayumi smiled. "Aren't we just friends now? It's totally ok for us to go out and have fun together. Okay, I'll go back." As she spoke, she quickly turned and left, leaving only a back view.

Soon, the bell rang, announcing the start of the lunch break.Long Si stood blankly on the roof platform, listening to the bell ringing in a daze.When I got back to the company, no one was there, probably all went out to eat.He sat in his seat, the computer on the desk was still on and connected to the Internet, and the search results for healthy food were displayed on the screen.Ryuji sighed, intending to turn off the power of the computer.When I was about to act, I suddenly changed my mind and entered the following text in the search bar.Hope to have a relationship with the opposite sex - Takashi is very clear that even searching for this word will not help, but at this moment, he desperately wants to find a place to express this feeling.Since I can’t confide in others, it’s okay to vent on the Internet.Retrieval started.After a few seconds, the search results are displayed on the screen.Of course, it's all someone's diary on the homepage, gossip on the BBS, no matter how you think it's a lucky product promotion, there's nothing that can heal his heart.No wonder, Ryuji thought.Being popular with girls is the dream of men all over the world, but there is nothing they can do, they can only complain in diaries and BBS, and the only solution is to pray for God to take care of them

.Why do I always play the role of the good guy?Lance thought.He thinks that his appearance is not bad, and he treats girls tenderly, but as soon as he asks for a relationship, he will definitely hit a wall.Life so far has been like this.Is there something wrong with me?Thinking of this, he felt tears in his eyes.While staring absently at the search results, his eyes suddenly froze in one place.The following is written there. "Some men have good looks, but no matter how hard they try, they are issued a good card. Why is he not favored by the opposite sex? Why are people always saying, 'Let's be friends forever'? Our research institute is dedicated to researching this A question, and finally an answer..." Long Si felt that this matter was a bit strange, but he was very concerned about it.What makes him sympathetic is this sentence: Why do people always say "let's be friends forever"?This is the question that has troubled him for many years.Takashi decided to browse the homepage.Appearing on the entire screen is the title "Normalization Institute of Human Love".He thought it was getting weirder and weirder, and he clicked on the column of the director's message, and the following article appeared. "What is love? Why do people like others? The answers to these questions are surprisingly simple. In a word, it is for the prosperity of mankind. When a person falls in love with someone, he is actually seeking something invisible. That is not a spiritual existence, and it can be clearly explained by science. In other words, if even that kind of thing can be controlled freely, it is possible to capture the heart of the person you want. If you are troubled by this, please come to our research institute The address is..." Ryuji whispered into the computer.It seems to make sense, but shouldn't it be the lucky product in the end?Such doubts lingered, but he still wrote down the address of the institute, which was near his apartment. 2 It was an apartment that was older and dirtier than Ryuji's, and there was a note written in a marker on the door next to the "Institute for the Normalization of Human Love".When Long Si was wondering whether he should turn around and leave, the door opened, and a skinny old man appeared. "It's a guest." The old man said. "Please come in." "Well, I'm..." "It's okay if you don't give your name. Your whole body exudes the breath of a good person." "The breath of a good person?" Long Si felt angry. "No, I'm not such a good person..." "Don't lose face.

You're not an ugly guy who can't stand it at first glance, you probably belong to the type who is always told 'it's okay to be friends'. "Longsi was so startled that he leaned back on the spot: "Did you see it? "How can you not see it, how many years do you think I have studied this knowledge?"Anyway, come in first. "Longsi stepped into the room according to the urging of the old man. He was taken aback when he saw the situation in the room. There were various experimental equipment and medicines on the huge table, and complex electronic machines were placed around. "How do you know here? asked the old man. "Oh, that, I saw it on the homepage." Hearing Long Si's answer, the old man's eyes widened. "Oh, did you see that?"Even if you believe in that thing, it seems that you are really helpless. "It's not helpless... I just think it's very interesting... and it's close to home." "" No need to get rid of it.I did not disclose the specific research content on the homepage, in order to exclude people who come here out of pure curiosity.Sure enough, as I expected, I met such an outstanding talent as you. " "Well, what's up with 'Breath of the Good Man'?" "Well, let me explain it to you." The old man cleared his throat. "Do you know MHC?" ""have no idea. ""In Japanese, it is the major histocompatibility genetic factor complex, which is composed of proteins and exists in white blood cells.It is not an exaggeration to say that this kind of MHC varies from person to person like a fingerprint, but there are similar situations.Do you understand at this point? ""clear. "In fact, MHC shows the characteristics of immunity to diseases, so if men and women with different MHC types get married, their immunity can complement each other and give birth to children with excellent survival instincts."On the contrary, if lovers with similar MHC get married, the immunity of the children will not be improved much.Do you know what that means? "Longsi was at a loss, and shook his head. "Everyone hopes to have excellent descendants to inherit blood, this is human instinct.Because of this, you are attracted to the opposite sex who has a different type of MHC than yourself.This is a fact proved by experiments.If you are attracted to someone and want to be favored by the other person, it is best to have a different type of MHC from the other person. "That's what you say, but how can you see the difference in MHC?" "" It's not seen, it's smelled. "The old man pointed his big nose with his finger.

"It can be distinguished by a certain smell. But it is different from the usual smell, and you can't feel it even if you smell it deliberately. However, if you use the machine I invented to analyze it, you can know the characteristics of the opponent's MHC." The old man tapped the monitor next to him. "To be honest, I installed a sensor in front of the door to detect the MHC of people staying outside the room, and now the screen shows your analysis results." A line appeared on the monitor, without any fluctuations, almost flat. "Can you find something in this way?" "It's almost a straight line, right?" "That's right." "This line reflects the characteristics of MHC. If the characteristics are rich and colorful, the line will have sharp ups and downs, and vice versa. Flat. Judging from the test results, your MHC characteristics are very poor.” “That means…” “For the other party, you have no value for combining, because marrying you, the child cannot acquire new immunity.”” How could this be..." Long Si cried with a sad face. "Can't you think of a way?" "So we have to try to solve this problem.

First of all, you need to analyze the MHC of your favorite person. The most urgent task right now is to get the item with her sweat on it, and I will leave the rest to me. "The old man patted his chest to assure. One day a week later, Ryuji stood outside the company's tea room door, and Ayumi was inside. He took a deep breath, and quietly took something out of his arms. It was a small spray container, Got it from the old doctor yesterday. "You stole her handkerchief. I have done MHC analysis. The liquid in this container can emit MHC that is completely different from hers. You spray it on your body , she should be tempted by you. "Longji was skeptical, but he couldn't say anything that he didn't want to try. Besides, because the liquid was still in the research stage, the doctor provided it to him for free, even if it didn't work, it's not a loss. Longsi sprayed his armpits, and the liquid didn't smell at all. Yumi came out from the tea room. Seeing Ryuji, she gave a surprised expression and said, "Hello. he said. "Hello." "Maybe because of the confession a few days ago, Ayumi still seemed a little uncomfortable." Well, how about having dinner together tonight?Of course, this is purely an invitation from a friend's standpoint. ""Have a meal?Is there anyone else? "No, just the two of us." ""Only two people?"That's kind of—" Ayumi just said this, Ryuji took a step closer to her.

The doctor told him that it is best to get as close as possible to the other party so that she can feel the MHC.As soon as Ryuji approached, Ayumi's tense expression softened like ice and snow melting. "Yeah, it's good to have a meal together once in a while. Let's call after work." "Okay, okay. Can you tell me your mobile phone number?" "Yes." Ayumi began to report herself His mobile phone number, which he had refused to tell him before.When Ryuji logged in on his phone, his heart jumped with joy.Ryuji felt that it was an extremely long day until five o'clock.As soon as the bell rang for the end of get off work, he immediately called Ayumi and made an appointment to meet at a nearby cafe.When we came to the cafe, Ayumi had already arrived.She greeted Ryuji with a smile, but the moment Ryuji sat down, her expression became gloomy. "I said, Mr. Kawashima, let's forget about it today." "Eh? Why?" "Before I came here, I was also very happy, but when I actually met, I didn't look forward to a date. I'm really sorry, but..." Longsi was anxious, it seemed that the medicine had begun to lose its effect. "Wait, wait a minute." He stood up and walked towards the bathroom.

As soon as he avoided her sight, he hurriedly took out the spray, sprayed it on his armpits again, and then returned to his seat. "Sorry, what did you just say?" "I just hope that today's dinner will be fine--" At this point, Ayumi's expression suddenly changed, and the sharp eyes just now softened. "Although I've thought about it this way, I've already made an appointment after all. I also want to know more about Mr. Kawashima, so let's go. Where shall we go?" "It's just a place you like." As he spoke, Ryuji secretly breathed a sigh of relief.The date on this day became the happiest thing in Takashi's life.Not to mention this, it was his first date that was so successful.Everything went according to plan, and the conversation around the prepared topic was very heated, and Ayumi cast him ecstatic glances.Of course, this is all thanks to the potion.The evidence is that her attitude changes every time the effect is over. "Mr. Kawashima... It's costing you money, but let's stop here if we eat alone. I, after all, I still can't treat you as a special opposite sex—" Once this kind of line is uttered, the red light will be on.Ryuji hurriedly left his seat and sprayed the potion.When she returned to her seat, she was pleasant again. "I'm sorry, how could I say that kind of thing, we are obviously very happy together. Forget about what you said just now." "It's okay, I didn't take it to heart at all." Saying so, Ryuji's back All drenched in cold sweat.Similar situations happened several times, and every time Ryuji sprayed the potion, the potion remained less and less.In the last bar he entered, he began to fear that she might regain her sobriety.Originally, he even dreamed of inviting her to a hotel if things went well, but he had to give up so far.The next day, Ryuji visited the laboratory, affirmed the effect of the medicine, and asked the doctor to use a larger container for the medicine this time. "That's right. But it stands to reason that the effects of the medicine shouldn't pass so quickly..." The doctor tilted his head in thought. "But she did change her attitude. If you still use the little potion last time, it will definitely not be enough to last you to the hotel in the future." ’” The doctor produced a container the size of a spray can of insecticide.Seeing the container, Ryuji felt that he was sure, and his thighs became excited early on.The next Saturday, Takashi's second date came.After meeting at the cafe, the two head to the park that Ayumi wants to visit.It's hot, and I'm sweating even when I'm sitting still.Perhaps because of this reason, the effect of the medicine will soon wear off.While queuing up to ride the roller coaster, Ryuji frequently took out the spray can and sprayed it. "I said, why do you always use antiperspirant spray?" Ayumi seemed to have noticed his behavior and asked a question.Because the spray container is very bulky, and it is carried around in the bag, it cannot be covered up naturally. "Well, it's because I sweat easily." After speaking, Ryuji still sprayed it on his armpits. "Hmm. But when I smell that smell, I always feel happier." "Really?" "Well, I feel very intoxicated." Ayumi reached out and took his arm.Long Si was fascinated, and his thighs also became high-spirited.However, fifteen minutes later, her attitude gradually changed. Long Si was wondering if she would pull her arm away suddenly, when she heard her say in a serious voice: "It's better for us to be friends all the time. It's not interesting to go on a casual date." "Wait a minute, think about it." As soon as Long Si sprayed medicine on her armpits, her attitude changed drastically. "That's true, you should think it over carefully, after all, I like you so much." It may be a psychological effect, Longsi felt that the duration of the drug's effect was gradually shortening.Coming out of the park, Long Si hurriedly invited her to dinner, and then went to the bar quickly, when she was slightly drunk, Long Si made up his mind to invite her to a hotel for a try.

Before speaking, he sprayed slightly more than usual.Ayumi blushed slightly, and nodded.Once in the hotel room, she offered to take a shower.Longsi really wanted to kiss Fangze while the medicine was still working, but there was no reason not to agree, so he could only tell him in a prayerful mood: "Come out quickly." While waiting outside, he also kept spraying on his body. potion.Ayumi finally came out.She was wrapped in a towel, and her skin was dyed peach-colored after the bath. In Longsi's eyes, her blood was racing and she wanted to rush over. "Don't be busy, you have to take a shower." "Hey? I'll forget it." "This is a memorable night for us, let's wash each other's bodies first. You seem to be sweating a lot." Since Speaking of sweating, he couldn't ignore her words.Ryuji reluctantly entered the bathroom.Once in the shower, the painstakingly sprayed potion would be washed away, but if she didn't smell of soap, she might be suspicious too.After taking a shower while crying, Ryuji decided to reapply the potion.Unexpectedly, after spraying a little bit, the nozzle began to make a cruel sound of puffing.Oh, please forgive me——though I thought so, the potion was mercilessly sprayed out.He hurried out of the bathroom, Ayumi had already slipped into bed, and he lay down next to Ayumi. "Turn off the light," she whispered.Long Si grunted, nodded, turned off the bedside lamp, and prayed secretly in his heart, hoping that the efficacy of the potion would last until the rain cleared. "Ayumi, I love you." He said lines that he hadn't said before, because he was so anxious that he felt the need to act sooner. "Thank you." Ayumi's voice came from the darkness. "Me too..." "Ayumi..." Ryuji turned around and reached out to her.The hand touched a soft place, it must be her shoulder.Ryuji hugged him tightly, his breath suddenly became short of breath: "I...I..." "I'm sorry." The next moment, Ayumi's voice came from above her head. "I'm not in the mood to say anything tonight. I just made up my mind... next time." Ayumi changed into clothes neatly, left the dumbfounded Ryuji, and left the room.After a few seconds, Ryuji realized that what he hugged was a pillow. 5 "As a result of the investigation, we found a very difficult problem." The doctor said in a flat tone. "In the final analysis, your MHC is too powerful." "What do you mean?" "Using potions can attract the other party, but there is a limit. If you emit strong MHC like you, you can't get away with drugs. Even if you use a large amount of potion, the opponent will develop resistance if you use too much. Unfortunately, the potion will completely lose its effect sooner or later." "Then what should I do?" Ryuji desperately asked, but the doctor just shook his head.

"I can't help it. Forget it, I've already dated several times, and it's not bad." "Don't say such irresponsible words!" Ryuji grabbed the doctor by the collar. "Okay, okay, so uncomfortable. Even if you say that, your MHC is too strong, and I can't think about it." "Give me the potion, and give me all the rest of the potion!" "Yes, yes, but just As I said just now, it's only a matter of time before the potion wears off." "That's okay. I'll have to figure out a way in the rest of the time." "I think it's better to let it go." The doctor took it from under the cupboard. Get a two liter plastic bottle. "It's all here." Ryuji held up the plastic bottle with both hands.Muttering again, he must come up with a way. 6 Seeing Ryuji, Ayumi opened her eyes wide: "Why are you dressed like this?" "It's a long story," Ryuji replied. "It's really weird, isn't it?" "Well, it's not like..." she stammered.Ryuji was wearing a suit, but he was carrying a rucksack.Needless to say, the bag contained the plastic bottle, and the medicine in the bottle was injected into the armpit through the hose.He felt that the reason why he couldn't catch up was because of the intermittent spray, so he thought hard and came up with this method. "I borrowed a car, let's go for a drive together." Hearing what he said, Ayumi folded her arms happily. "I showed off to my friends that I have a handsome boyfriend." Sitting in the passenger seat, Ayumi said shyly. "Hey, boyfriend... who is that?" "What, you know it clearly." She twisted Ryuji's knee.Hey hey hey hey.Lons immediately twitched.It was a feeling he had never experienced before, dating such a lovely girl, getting along like lovers - it was like a dream.But in fact, this is indeed like a dream.He said so to himself.Once the potion is used up, Ayumi's love will end.

Even if the potion is still there, it will be invalid sooner or later.After the ride, the two ate at the restaurant and then went to play bowling.Ryuji was still wearing a rucksack when he pitched. Ayumi seemed inconceivable about this, but she didn't get to the bottom of it.She looked very happy, not to mention Takashi, who was full of happiness.After leaving the bowling alley, Ryuji walked towards the port.The two sat down on the bench, from which they could overlook the sea under the darkness of night. "What a great day, so happy," Ayumi said. "Me too." Saying this, Long Si fell into despair.He found that his armpits were no longer moist, and the potion was finally used up. "I feel very happy to have met you." Hearing her words, Ryuji was deeply moved and at the same time strengthened his determination. "There's something I must confess to you," he said. "What is it?" Ayumi blinked nervously. "Actually—" Ryuji swallowed, and began to tell the whole story so far.Get the potion from the weird old doctor, use that potion to charm her, blah blah blah.Finally, he took out the empty plastic bottle from his rucksack and showed her.She thought she would be surprised, or get angry at him, but Ayumi couldn't help but laugh. "I like you because of the medicine? How can there be such a thing. Mr. Kawashima, are you kidding me?" "No, it's true. It's all thanks to the medicine that you like me. Now that the effects of the potion have passed, I wish to make a last-minute confession to you. "" Are you kidding me? ""I was serious.It would be great if it was a joke. Ryuji burst into tears unknowingly. Ayumi's expression became serious, probably because he didn't seem to be joking from his appearance. "Is this true?" "Hmm..." He lowered his head. Ayumi shook her head vigorously. "I don't believe it."No, what you're saying may be true, but to say that the way I've been feeling is due to the effects of the potion, I'd never agree.Because, I obviously love you that much. "Ayumi..." Ryuji stared at her. "It may have been the effect of the potion at first, but now my intention is definitely not false. I like you, trust me. "Looking at her sincere eyes, Ryuji was filled with indescribable joy. If she loves him without using medicine, it would be a supreme happiness—— Ryuji stretched out his hand to grab her shoulders, and hugged her to him with all his strength. Staring at her lips, he slowly moved his lips closer. "I like you. she said. "Well, thanks." Ryuji moved his lips closer. "My feelings for you will never change, and will always be like this from now on." ""me too. ""And from now on, it will always be," Ayumi continued: "It is my most important friend. ""Hey? ""Our friendship has no water, let us be friends forever." She nodded and said. 7 After breaking up with Ayumi, Ryuji went to the doctor's apartment in a trance. Even if it was only a short time, after all, it was the doctor who gave him this happy time, and he was going to thank the doctor for this. Strange movements leaked from the doctor's house. When I listened carefully, it was the voice of the doctor, who was humming happily for some reason.Ryuji opened the door, and saw the doctor holding a bottle of Japanese wine, happily and enjoying himself alone. "Oh, it's you. What's the matter, you look sullen. Anyway, let's have a toast first, and drink some celebration wine!" The doctor's tone was strange, and his eyes were already hazy with drunkenness. "Is there any good thing?" "Good things are not given, but I finally succeeded and produced a very popular product." "What is it? Is that love spray?" The doctor shook his hand fiercely after hearing this. "I thought of something more commoditized than that. Look at this." The doctor pointed to the computer screen, which displayed the homepage of the "Normalization of Human Love Research Institute". The following slogan was added to the homepage: "Good news! Are you troubled by your husband or boyfriend? Now the epoch-making drug It has been released, and its name is - Good Guy Spray! Just spray it on your husband or boyfriend, and he will turn into a man that any woman will send a good guy card, and all the worries of fidgeting will be swept away. If you want to get a trial product ——" "What is this?" Takashi asked the doctor. "It's just as stated on the homepage. After sending out the trial products, the response was overwhelming. Today's orders are so many that I can be freed from poverty." "This good guy sprays, could it be..."" You guessed it!" said the doctor. "It was made with your MHC. Your kindness is amazing, so I tried to develop products in reverse. Oh, you are so amazing. I have seen all kinds of men with the attributes of a kindness. There is no one like you. You are amazing, the nature of a good person's aura is different. Please continue to be dumped in the future, and further temper your good person's aura. Come on, Ryuji, come on, the king of good people! Long live good people! Good people all the best! Good people will last forever—— Ryuji knocked the doctor down to the ground.
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