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Chapter 1 Smoldering Tram

funny novels 东野圭吾 8026Words 2018-03-22
Every day on this tram is the same scene, which is terribly monotonous. At the beginning of 8 o'clock in the evening, this private railway (generally refers to all private railway companies except JR Japan Railway Company) express train from the center of Tokyo to the suburbs is quite crowded. Although it is not in the state of canned sardines, it is difficult to calm down Spread out the newspaper to read.Today is not a holiday, and most of the passengers are office workers. The passenger in front of He Yuanhong just got off the bus, so he grabbed the seat, so lucky.His destination is a certain research institute in the suburbs, and the journey is far away.

Ahh, that's great.Standing for tens of minutes with such a heavy thing is too much. He tapped the briefcase on his lap, which contained the samples to be sent to the research institute today.In order to complete this sample, he stayed up day and night for several days, and last night he only took a nap for two hours. The tired body swayed gently with the tram, feeling very comfortable.It didn't take long for him to fall asleep in a daze. Tch, he was robbed.There was an empty seat in front of him, but the office workers next to him took it first, and Yoshio Okamoto was very upset.I just froze for a moment and didn't grab it. Who would have thought that a seat would be vacant in such a close place?Having said that, this filial son really sat on it carelessly, would he die if he was polite?What does it matter for young people to stand one by one!Damn, are there no seats left?I don't know if I drank too much beer and my head was a little dizzy.He said he was going to eat a barbecue buffet, and he poured beer while eating, which was not a good deal after thinking about it.Huh, where is the vacancy?Yoshio Okamoto watched in private, and hiccupped heavily by the way.

Wada Hiromi held the ring tightly with one hand, and looked up at the advertisement hanging in the carriage.It was an advertisement in a women's weekly magazine that went on the market yesterday. In fact, she was not interested in this type of advertisement, but the man in his fifties standing on her right seemed to have just eaten barbecue. Every time he exhaled, the strong garlic smell hit his nostrils. It was coming, the smell was so bad that I couldn't stand it without turning my head away.What's worse, the man kept belching!She had already made up her mind to move the car as soon as it stopped.

It's so annoying, this stinky old man!Hiromi Wada looked at the advertising slogan "Vegetable slimming method, you can lose weight too!", and secretly cursed the man standing beside her.Don't you have any common sense?Or do you have no idea how stinky your breath is?It's too stupid to cure, go to hell! The tram suddenly slowed down, Hiromi Wada staggered, and her high heels stepped on Garlic Man's foot.She didn't mean to. "Ah, I'm sorry." She apologized reflexively, "Are you all right?" "Well, it's okay." Garlic Man replied with a smile.In an instant, the smell of garlic and alcohol mixed directly on Wada Hiromi's face.

Go to hell!She roared in her heart. "This tram is still shaking very badly." Garlic Man said. "That's right." Hiromi Wada tried her best to put on a smile, and looked at the Women's Weekly advertisement again pretending to be innocent, and the curse words in her heart had already flowed endlessly. The tram arrives and the doors open.How many people get out of the car, and how many people get on the car.Among the passengers who came up was an old woman. Seeing the old lady getting into the car, Kazuo Takasu couldn't help but click his tongue. He sat in the love seat.The love seats on this tram are at both ends of each car, and the width can only accommodate six people.He hurriedly observed the passengers on both sides. On the left was a middle-aged office worker similar to his age, and on the left was a middle-aged woman and her child. It seemed that the mother and child had just returned from shopping. On the right was a young student, sitting next to the student. an old man.

very good!Kazuo Takasu felt relieved.The student who should give up his seat the most is the student, and I can waive it. But the student seemed to be preoccupied with reading manga.If he doesn't stand up and give up his seat, the old woman will probably turn her target to other people.Just in case, Kazuo Takasu folded his arms and began to pretend to take a nap. As soon as Tian Suomei got into the car, she desperately squeezed to the front of the car.She knew very well that instead of looking for an empty seat on the tram during this time period, it would be faster to go directly to the caring seat.The people she squeezed around frowned in annoyance, but she just ignored and pushed forward, and finally came to the love seat.

There were six passengers sitting there, and there were no more seats left. Why are these people so ignorant?Everyone pretended not to see me.The love seat is obviously for the elderly, so what qualifications do young people have to sit in!Why doesn't the country strictly ban this behavior?Just because no one cares, I always stand very hard.Today's development in Japan is not due to the hard work of our generation. It is really necessary to educate the young people of today and respect their elders more. After scanning the six people, Tian Suomei stood in front of the students.She originally wanted to stand in front of the child at the front, because children are usually taught in school to "give up their seats for the elderly", and they are usually willing to take action when given the opportunity. In addition, the mother next to her may also ask the child to give up her seat.It's just that she has to squeeze through the crowd to get in front of the child, and she really doesn't want to bother.She still has a little concern - it's a boy.Nine out of ten girls will take the initiative to give up their seats, but boys are often not so well-behaved.Taking a closer look at the mother next to her, she also looked dull, maybe she was too tired from shopping, and her face was too wet to get in.Tian Suomei quickly weighed these factors, and finally stood in front of the students.

But this student was unexpectedly stubborn, staring at the manga magazine as usual, not looking up at all.As long as he doesn't look up, he won't notice the old lady's existence, let alone give up his seat. Tian Suomei pretended to stagger, and her leg hit the student's knee. Come on, look up!She murmured in her heart.As soon as you looked up, I immediately said: "Ah, I'm sorry, I can't stand upright when I'm old." Speaking of this, you must give up your seat, right? But the student didn't move at all, showing no sign of raising his head.Tian Suomei couldn't help curling her lips.

you do this delibrately.Knowing that there is an old man standing in front of him, but he is afraid that he will have to give up his seat if he looks up, so he deliberately pretends to be immersed in reading comics, what a shame!Tian Suomei waited for a glance at the student's slightly curly hair, then shifted her gaze to the slightly sparse head of the passenger next to her.No way, change this one. Through the slight movement of the old woman's body, Kazuo Takasu noticed that she had changed her target to himself.He immediately hugged his arms tightly and closed his eyes tightly.Before that, he had been squinting to peek at the movement.

I won't let it either!Kazuo Takasu muttered in his heart.I've been working all day and I'm exhausted.I got up early in the morning, swayed in a tram that was a hundred times more crowded than this one, and had already shed a layer of skin when I arrived at the company. His subordinates handle errands, please customers, and even prepare for the President's Cup Golf Tournament.So busy, but the salary is pitifully small.Even this meager salary was deducted here and there. As a result, I couldn't afford a big house in the urban area, so I had to settle down in the countryside.And because I live in the country, commuting to get off work is even more tiring, and the whole thing is a vicious circle.In short, it's all because of too much tax deducted, and the most unacceptable thing is the pension. After paying so much money, I don't know if I will get it when I get old.Where did the veterans I handed over go?I'm afraid they all went into the pockets of this old woman.In this way, my contribution to the elderly is sufficient. In this case, since I have paid so much, why do I have to give up my seat now?What a caring seat!What do you need this kind of thing during your commute?Elderly people should stop wandering around during peak hours. If they want to take a tram, they won’t pick their free time during the day!

Kazuo Takasu snored deliberately.At the same time, he turned his anger towards the students next to him.He had discovered earlier that this man hadn't actually read the manga at all, because he hadn't turned a single page.Obviously, he pretended to concentrate on reading comics, but he was actually avoiding the old lady's attack.What a mean fellow! As Tiansuomei and Takasu Kazuo saw through, although Maeda Norio had a manga magazine spread out on his lap, he didn't actually read it at all.It's not that he acted like this because he found the old woman standing beside him.Don't look at him lowering his head, but his eyes are looking diagonally across.There was a young woman sitting there, she didn't look like a white-collar worker, he guessed she was a student of a women's college or technical school.But it didn't matter, he just stared at her lower body.The woman was wearing a tight black miniskirt, and her legs were crossed, which made the already short skirt shrink up even more, and her thighs were almost exposed.Maeda stared at the place where her legs overlapped. It's the right place to sit.He snickered to himself.I don't know if she will switch legs?Then maybe you can see it.Hey hey hey hey hey hey. But his happiness did not last long.The new passenger was standing between him and the woman, with his briefcase blocking the woman's lower body. Ah, damn it, get out of the way!Uncle, at least move the briefcase! The uncle shouldn't have heard the cry in his heart, but he really moved his position.He couldn't help feeling delighted.But this joy is fleeting.In the blink of an eye that was blocked by the briefcase, the woman not only lowered her crossed legs, but also put her handbag on her lap to prevent others from peeking up the skirt.He couldn't help but click his tongue. Akimi Nakakura held the handle of the handbag on her lap tightly, and stared at the man in the gray suit diagonally to the left.This person is about forty-six or seventeen years old, looks like a company employee, and is reading a copy of the Economic Daily. With his virtue, he actually works in a first-class company! She had long noticed that the students sitting in the love seats obliquely in front of him pretended to read manga magazines and peeked at her thighs from time to time.This kind of thing is commonplace for her, and she always thinks that if she doesn't mind every time, she might as well not wear miniskirts at all.She has a bold style, and when encountering such a situation, she will deliberately change the posture of crossing her legs, and observe the excited eyes of the other party with interest. But the man obliquely to the left made her unbearable.This person had been pretending to be reading a newspaper all the time, but his eyes sneaked all the way down her face, chest, waist, and legs in bewilderment, and when his eyes passed over her thighs, the speed of movement slowed down significantly.That kind of look completely regarded her as an object of lust, full of obscenity and viciousness unique to men of this age. The person who pretends to be human looks like a man, what a perverted old man!So if you want to see it, come and ask me!What "please let me see the spring in the skirt!", "please let me see your underwear", let me listen to it!Hmph, it would be strange if I showed you! Akimi stood up, took the paper bag from the luggage rack, and put it in front of her knees. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the young woman put the paper bag in front of her knees, and Toshiyuki Sato suddenly lost his temper. What are you doing?Why did you put a paper bag all of a sudden?Ah, still staring at me.What the hell, I didn't do anything.He beeped through the newspaper, but didn't read the report.Don't you look like you're afraid of me peeking up your skirt?There is no such thing as talent, talent, talent.Well, I'm a little curious, I glanced at it twice, but that's all, it's human nature!That man over there, that man, and this man, all of them definitely peeped.Why do so many people just stare at me?Beep beep... beep beep... Originally, the skirt you are wearing is so short, it's no wonder that others don't stare at it.No, it should be said that women wearing such short skirts are simply exhibitionists, eager for others to peek at them.If that's the case, why not show it openly.Well, what kind of appetite is there to be half-revealed like that, just let the thighs be separated, anyway, anyway, anyway, you are not the original product, right?It shouldn't be possible to still be a virgin, she's already had sex with all kinds of men.Look at your body, that chest, that waist, that butt, you must be fooling around with men all day long.All the little girls nowadays are like this, they just sleep with men casually.hateful!We didn't have such a good life when we were young, but now the boy is so comfortable, and a woman like that can be obtained immediately.hateful!hateful!I also want to have this kind of opportunity, I really want to play with the young body...beep beep...beep beep... This uncle is so annoying!Seeing the middle-aged man next to him keep flipping through the Economic Daily, the boss of Yamamoto Tatsumi became impatient.Unemployed, he went to bet on a bicycle race and lost everything.At this time, seeing company employees reading the Economic Daily was tantamount to stimulating his nerves. You guy clearly did it on purpose, you just want to show off that you are a smart and capable white-collar worker, I can see it right away!In the eyes of you bastards, people like us are complete wimps! Yamamoto Tatsuzo took out a newspaper from the back pocket of his trousers.It was the sports daily that he picked up from the trash can before he got on the tram.In order to satirize the person next to him, he deliberately turned the newspaper to beep, and then read the entertainment news. Sachiko Kasai frowned when she saw the man next to him who looked like a worker open the Sports Daily.The page that the men read has colored nude photos of young girls, which seems to be a news article introducing the pornography industry.In the photo, the girl rubbed her breasts and made an expression of ecstasy. Dirty embryo!Sachiko Kasai looked away and adjusted her glasses sullenly.Just because the society is too indulgent to such men, the low status of women has not been improved, and the sexual harassment in the office has not decreased at all.At the end of the year, there will still be nude female photo calendars sent by cooperative customers, and there will still be stupid male colleagues who read them with gusto.The company pays these idiots well and treats us like hell.Obviously my work ability is much better than theirs, but because I am a woman, my treatment is very different.Speaking of which, our idiot section chief mentioned to me about marriage again today, obliquely implying that I can't get married, and saying, "Does it mean that I no longer want to get married when I am thirty-six or seven years old?"This tone is too contemptuous!Longing for marriage?Really boring!Marriage will only affect work. The tram stopped again, and another group of passengers came up.Seeing this one standing in front of her, Kasai Sachiko suddenly felt dejected.The passenger was wearing maternity clothes. How can pregnant women get on the bus now?Can't you know how crowded it is at this time if you use your brain a little bit?Don't you know that this will cause trouble for everyone?Oh I see.You stay at home every day leisurely as a housewife, so you lack social common sense.Relying entirely on men to live a life will eventually become like this.Hey, hate it! Sachiko Kasai stood up and smiled at the pregnant woman, "Sit here!" "Oh, what an embarrassment. It doesn't matter if I stand for a while." The pregnant woman shook her hand slightly. "You're welcome, I'll get out of the car soon." "That's it, I'm really sorry." The pregnant woman nodded her thanks and sat down. Hmph, looking at your expression, you seem to feel that it is only natural for others to give up your seat, as if being pregnant is a big deal.Isn't it the result of having a good time with her husband?Even pigs and dogs can get pregnant, okay?Kasai Sachiko looked away from the pregnant woman. Nishida Kiyomi knew that not all the eyes cast on her were from good intentions. I can't help it either.she thought to herself.I still have things to do while pregnant, so I have to catch the tram at this time.If it's possible, I don't want to run outside with my big belly, it's really hard work.Fortunately, someone gave up his seat.Having said that, this is also a matter of course.Pregnancy is a great thing, I am giving birth to a new life.Did this lady feel this sublime feeling just now?Kiyomi Nishida moved her butt.But this seat is a bit crowded. Doesn't anyone stand up and give way?That way you can sit more comfortably.Oh, I'm so dumb, don't you see me squeezed here?I'm pregnant, so can't I take care of her?Really, who would say anything. Like the pregnant woman Nishida Kiyomi, Abe Kikue was the first to rush into the carriage just now, but she still hasn't got a seat yet.She grabbed the ring and kept looking around. Alas, depressed!There are no seats available.The pregnant woman was clever enough to stand in front of a woman who seemed to give up her seat.I'm afraid no one will give up my seat.I'm fat and fat, but I don't look like I'm pregnant, I'm just a fat middle-aged woman.I hate it, the bag is really heavy, what is so heavy?Oh, I just bought rice, which weighs five kilograms, which is quite heavy.Whoops, no one wants to stop?Ah, that little boy seems to be standing up, is he going to get off at the next stop? Three meters away from Ju Hui, an elementary school student who seemed to be returning home from cram school leaned forward and stood up. "Excuse me, excuse me, please excuse me." She hit the surrounding passengers with her shopping bag, and rushed there desperately.Along the way, some people clicked their tongues impatiently, but she didn't care, and finally rushed to the destination.The seat vacated by the little boy was only 20 centimeters wide, but she didn't think much about it, grabbing an empty seat was the top priority at a time like this. The seat is only 20 centimeters wide, needless to say, it is the passengers on both sides.One is a female white-collar worker Fujimoto Naiko, and the other is an office worker Ichihara Keisuke. Seeing the fat middle-aged woman rushing bravely towards the seat next to her, the two had almost the same thoughts. Wow, is she going to sit down? I can't believe it, how can such a fat ass be squeezed? Don't mess around!Wow!Here she comes, she really wants to sit here! Look at her smirk... Ah, the butt is squeezed in, it's impossible to sit down with such a fat butt, impossible, absolutely impossible! Abe Kikue's butt is at least 50 centimeters wide. If you want to squeeze into a seat that is only 20 centimeters wide, there will be an extra 30 centimeters of fat that will have no place to fit.So she squeezed the buttocks of the adjacent passengers on both sides by fifteen centimeters.There were other passengers on the other side of Ichihara Keisuke, and there was some room for maneuvering. Unfortunately, Fujimoto Satoko, who was sitting on the farthest edge of the seat, was squeezed between Abe Kikue's buttocks and the railing.She couldn't bear it anymore, stood up abruptly, lowered her head and glared at the middle-aged woman, thinking that she would at least apologize, but she didn't expect that to be the case at all.The middle-aged woman just happily filled the vacant seat, and then put the shopping bag on the remaining vacancy, not only did she not show any apology, but she didn't care at all. Damn old woman!Fujimoto stared at the middle-aged woman fiercely, and deliberately pulled the jacket that was crumpled by her butt just now.It's over for a woman to degenerate into her.Shameless, disturbing others without knowing it.Look at her poorly dressed, permed messy aunt's head, and poor makeup, it's better not to change.The most terrible thing is, how could she become so fat?Oh, what a nuisance!Even if I get older, I will definitely not become a yellow-faced woman like her. Abe Kikue did not fail to notice Fujimoto Naiko's gaze. What's the matter with this woman, she keeps staring at me.Hmph, you guys don't understand at a young age. Once a woman gets old, her life will be very stressful.There will no longer be a man pampering you. If you are tired of doing housework and have no money, how can you care about your image and not your seat when you take the tram.Hmph, you will soon understand, anyway, sooner or later you will become like me. I will not become like you, not even die! Yes, yes, 100% yes.You too, and all—everyone. An invisible spark burst out between the two, and naturally, no one else was aware of it. "Mom, I want to sit down—" Fukushima Yasuna's characteristic sharp childish voice made the atmosphere in the tram even more tense. "Hey, wait a minute. Mom will see if there are any vacancies. Oh, it doesn't seem to work, Bao, they are all full." Fukushima Bao's mother, Yoko, looked around and said regretfully.The mother and son got on the train at the last stop, wearing the same sweatshirt with an elephant pattern on the chest, and the jeans are also mother and son clothes. "It doesn't matter, I just want to sit!" Yasushi Fukushima stomped his feet and squatted on the ground, "I want to sit down, Mom, I want to sit!" "Oh, Bao, you can't sit there, you'll get your ass dirty. You can see the scenery outside here." Yoko pulled his son up and led him to the car door. There are no seats available. Does no one stand up and give up your seat?This child has said it so clearly, such a cute child wants to sit down, why is no one willing to make a seat?What does it matter if you give in?What apathy! "Wow!" Fukushima Yasuke yelled, "I want to sit down, I'm exhausted!" "Hush——" Yoko raised her index finger to her lips, "Be quiet, look, no one else is yelling, right? Be good." Under the pressure of the surrounding eyes, she had no choice but to lecture her son aloud. But I don't think there is anything wrong with my son. What are you doing!Isn't it just that the children's voices are a little louder, as for all of them looking bored?Such a small person, how could he be blamed.My Abao is very slender, completely different from other children.Look, how cute his face is. Who would be angry with him when he sees this little face?Next time he will sign up for the selection of child models, and he will be selected for sure, because he looks so cute.Soon he will be a star and surprise everyone.At that time, he won't take this kind of lousy tram again! "I want to sit down, I want to sit down, I want to sit down, I want to sit down! Aww—" Yasushi Fukushima began to scream strangely. I really want to strangle this brat to death!Hamamura Seiichi raised his head from the report, staring at the yelling child next to him.For tomorrow's meeting, he had to firmly memorize the content of the report in his hand, so he was paying close attention to it even when he was riding the train.But ever since the damn mother and son got into the car, he couldn't concentrate anymore, and couldn't read a single word. "Little brother, do you want to sit here with me?" Bangcun asked the child.The child looked at him, then looked up at his mother timidly. "Oh, how embarrassing." The woman's tone was somewhat apologetic, but she pushed the child over and said to him in a nasty tone, "Then just go and sit obediently." As soon as Hamamura stood up, the child rushed to the seat like a monkey, and knelt on the seat facing the car window. "Oh, you can't do this, you have to take off your shoes." The mother took off the shoes for the child. "This child is so cute." Hamamura said sarcastically.Where is it cute?Just like a monkey.The son is ignorant, and the mother is also stupid, so go to hell with me! "You have won the prize." Yoko Fukushima's nostrils dilated with pride.Isn't it cute?Just a few more words. It's a pity that her wish came to nothing, and Bangcun walked away without saying anything. Fujimoto thought to himself, what a stupid woman!This kind of woman will get fat like blowing air in a short time, and finally become like this thick-skinned middle-aged woman, without a single muscle!slow!Totally out of place with society! Abe Kikue thought, this woman is staring at me again.Hmph, stare or not, we housewives work very hard.Look at that young mother, a little child makes her mess up, and you'll soon know what it's like! Qingmei Nishida thought to herself, it's really embarrassing, what does that mother look like, I won't become like her in the future.And that child, who is not attractive at all, what if I give birth to that child?No, it's impossible, this is me and his child, how could it be!It's really crowded, so no one cares about me? Sachiko Kasai thought, why are there always so many women holding us back?Did that mother, and this pregnant woman, ever think that women should be independent and self-reliant?Hey, I hate it.Because of you, women are looked down upon by men.Ah, that man is watching the dirty news of the sports daily again, what kind of nerves does he have? Tatsuzo Yamamoto thought, the uncle next to him was still flipping through the Economic Daily, it was really annoying.Also, the smell of the pomade is too stinky, so can't you think about it for others? Sato Toshizhi thought, the little girl opposite is staring at me again, as if I have done something wrong.I didn't do anything but glance at my swollen chest, what's the big deal!Obviously, she usually has sex, sex, and sex with all kinds of men, and she doesn't refuse anyone, as long as she pays, she can have sex with anyone, so what's a few glances in the tram?what ah! Akimi Nakura thought to herself, old man, stare at me forever.Look at your fat head, I'm about to throw up.Ah, that student is still peeking at me, enough of these people! Norio Maeda thought, can't you see it?Can't you really see it?Even if it's just a glimpse, I really want to see the spring light under this sister's mini skirt... Kazuo Takasu thought to himself, you old woman can't move to another place if you have no time to finish?I won't give up my seat, I have to sit until I get off the bus.I'm exhausted after working all day. Today's Japan is supported by our hard work. What's wrong with taking a break in the tram?The elderly who don’t earn a dime can just stay at home, so don’t hinder us, the backbone of society! Tian Suomei thought, these guys are all scum, seeing the old man standing in front of him, no one would give up his seat.In this case, I must force you to give up your seat.If you don't give up your seat, I will never walk away! Hiromi Wada thought to herself, ah, I can't take it anymore.After finally avoiding the old man with a mouth full of garlic, another old smoker came. The smell of smoke on his body was so strong that he would get lung cancer and die soon! Okamoto Yoshihiro thought, damn it, there are no empty seats at all, how could this be? The tram stopped at the station again, and the announcement in the car announced the name of the station. It wasn't until the door was about to close that the dozing He Yuanhong suddenly woke up and jumped off the tram.What a thrill. "Huh, it's so dangerous, I almost passed the station." He was about to step forward, when he heard the sound of whirring coming from the briefcase, he couldn't help but tremble, and hurriedly opened the bag.There were two small bottles of gas tanks inside, the valve of one of which was not tightened tightly, and the gas was constantly leaking out.He couldn't help screaming that it was not good. This is a confession gas commissioned by the Police Agency. Once people inhale it, they can't help but express their inner thoughts. He looked at his watch.This gas will take effect after being inhaled for a certain period of time.He thought back to the time when he got on the tram, and realized that it was almost about to go into effect. Forget it, the tram is full of strangers who met by chance, no one will have anything to say, right? He looked ahead of the track. The tram has disappeared without a trace.
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