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Chapter 13 second quarter

poisonous joke novel 东野圭吾 3628Words 2018-03-22
"Hey, is there anything to eat? I'm hungry." "Nothing. Where's the money to buy food? It's no use rummaging in the closet." "Tch, I really don't have anything. Ahh, I'm so hungry. Let me tell you, you're so poor that you still have spare money to support Angel?" "I didn't raise it. It's kept here by a neighbor. He's going on a trip for a week." "I don't have anything to eat, and I help others to raise this thing, thanks to you." "But it just needs to be fed some garbage." "It seems to be true. Tsk tsk, she looks quite cute, like a girl."

"Angel is a hermaphrodite, neither male nor female." "So it's neither a male angel nor a female angel?" "Yes, it evolved from deep-sea fish, and has nothing to do with the legendary angel." "Yo, it spread its wings!" "That's the dorsal fin, okay?" "After all, it's a fish? Hehe, hehehe." "What are you laughing at?" "Hey, is this edible?" "Don't say such disgusting things." "Why? Isn't this a fish? It should be able to fill your stomach." "Maybe it's possible, but seeing it like this, you generally wouldn't eat it? Hey, what are you doing! Don't put your hands in the sink! Oops——"

"Oh, it turns out that Angel has this kind of texture, similar to konjac, and also a bit like a frog. You see, this thigh must be delicious, and this fat belly looks very oily. Aww, I can't help it! " "Hey, don't mess around! This is someone else's foster care, if something bad happens, where can I get money to compensate them?" "Just tell him that he was eaten by wild cats. I'm starving to death, so why not try cooking with it!" "Stop it, stop it! Woohoo, you actually took out the kitchen knife! Are you serious? Do you really want to eat it? Why are you putting it on the cutting board? What, you're about to chop off its head? Stop it, Don't be so cruel... Wow! You really did it! You did it after all! You killed a man, no, you killed an angel! Hey, what are you looking for? I don't know where the head fell ?Holy crap, it's here, dropped here! Want me to pick it up? How the hell am I supposed to do that! God, it's still staring at me with a resentful look on its face, no, I mean it looks like it's It's like staring at people. Nanwu Nanwu. But it's an angel, should I say Amen? No matter, it's the same anyway. Anyway, stop. Wow! You cut open its belly! Did anything come out? Everything Slimy stuff? Whoa, that's internal organs. Oops, you chopped off your legs again! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's delicious? Nonsense! How can this thing be delicious! Tell me to try it? Forgive me, I really can't eat it. It's really delicious? Are you kidding me? If you tell a lie, I will get angry .Then let me chew and see...well, let me try another slice. Ah, it’s really delicious. Hmm, it’s really tasty. Do you use a frying pan? Do you want to fry it? I think it’s better to skewer it a little bit Bake ... yes, that's it. The taste of good fragrance. Taste the soy sauce, ah oh oh ... wow, it's so tender! This taste is not like ordinary fish and meat It has moderate fat, but it is not fatty at all. As soon as it enters the mouth, the wonderful taste permeates. When the taste shock reaches its peak, Angel's meat also melts on the tongue. Hey, you guy, He actually ate the meat from his butt behind my back! I want to take a bite too... Oh, it’s great, there is such an ultimate delicacy in the world! It’s a headache, how to explain to its owner? You say What? The head is delicious too? Then I'll take another bite..."

It is mainly the oriental people who catch Angel as a delicacy, especially the Japanese are the most active.They quickly discovered that Angel dishes are lucrative. At first, there were only restaurants that were curious about the dish, but it didn’t take long for ordinary restaurants to launch it. Finally, there were even shops specializing in Angel dishes.The most outstanding thing about this kind of food is that it can be cooked as the main course of the banquet no matter if it is Japanese food, Western food or Chinese food. "Tonight we are entertaining customers to eat angel hot pot."

"Ah, I'm so envious. Angel's head is my favorite." "You mean the place with the curly hair? Seems like you know a lot." "It's very crispy there. It's a great feeling to eat the head while looking at the angel's cute face." Even in the office corridors, such conversations are heard from time to time. But it wasn't all good that followed.On the second day when the news of Japanese people consuming Angel spread around the world, voices of protest poured in from all directions to the Japanese government. "You did such a cruel thing, are you still human?"

"Eating angels is a blasphemy against the gods, it is simply a devil's act!" "It's unbelievable that such a lovely child would have the heart to chop it up for a meal. We're deeply saddened." Finally, an international meeting was held on this matter, and the topic of the meeting could be summed up as "whether Angel can be eaten". "It is known that eating Angel is not harmful to humans, and the survey results also show that the number of Angel has not decreased, so there should be no problem with eating Angel." This is the opinion of the Japanese government.

"That's not the problem. As the master of all things, human beings can eat animals that look like themselves with peace of mind. This behavior is obviously abnormal." This is the representative opinion of the opposition.It is obvious that their objections are mainly based on religious factors. "Although Angel resembles a human in appearance, that's just an accidental resemblance. In fact, it has nothing to do with us humans." The Japanese representative retorted unwillingly, "Angel has no intelligence, and even if it does, it is only at the level of a frog. Does your country not eat frogs?"

"Frogs are different from Angels!" "What's different?" "It feels different when we see it. Angel's posture makes us feel sacred." "I'm afraid it's just your imagination. When Japanese see Angel, they only think of the dim sum with the same name." "That's why Japanese talents are often criticized for lacking an international perspective! Even you, when you see a creature that looks like Buddha, you don't want to have a good meal, do you?" "That's not necessarily the case. If it tastes good, I'll eat it naturally."

"It's really crazy!" After arguing like this for several years, it finally came to the time to vote.Whether eating Angel is right or wrong will soon be revealed. As a result, the opposition was in the majority. Since then, Angel has been designated as a special protected animal and is strictly forbidden to be eaten. What brought unexpected changes to the situation was an incident in Houston. The protagonist of the incident is the boss of an electronic parts manufacturer.It is said to be a manufacturer, but it is actually just a street factory that contracts IC substrate manufacturing work from outsourcers.

The boss is used to being the first to go to work in the factory every day. On the day of the incident, he also patrolled around the factory early in the morning to check all aspects of the situation, while thinking about whether there is any link that can be further rationalized. Then he made his way to the warehouse.Cardboard boxes full of IC boards are stacked there, and they are ordered to be delivered to the contracting company on the same day.The deadline for this order was tight, and he got it after boasting that Haikou must deliver the goods earlier than other manufacturers.What made him feel at ease was that the delivery time was finally met.If it's late this time, I'm afraid there will be no business deal.

When he walked into the warehouse, he noticed movement at his feet, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be an Angel.He couldn't help being a little surprised, where did he come from?He remembered the news from the newspaper that Angel had recently become wild, and traces could be seen everywhere. Immediately afterwards, he heard a strange sound, clicking and clicking.He turned on the light in the warehouse and stood there for ten seconds in shock, before reacting and screaming. Dozens or hundreds of Angels gathered on the cardboard boxes piled up to the height of the ceiling. They opened the cardboard boxes and chewed the IC substrate inside, and the metal fragments of the electronic parts on the substrate were scattered all over the place. The second person who came to work that day was a female manager. She was walking to the office when she suddenly heard a cry that she didn't know whether it was an angry roar or a mournful cry.The voice came from the warehouse, and she rushed there with trepidation, and when she saw the scene, she immediately yelled, this time it was truly a scream. The boss was waving a bat and beating Angel to pieces, not just one or two, he threw dozens of Angels into a cardboard box, and then swung the bat with all his might, only to hear a muffled sound, Angel translucent White flesh and bodily fluids flew around, and his body and face were splashed with slippery dirt.He killed all the Angels in front of him, entered the warehouse again, dragged out a cardboard box containing dozens of Angels with a trailer, and started killing like before, Angel's head, hands, and feet flew everywhere. Finally, he set Angel's body on fire.At this time, other employees had also come to the factory. They stared blankly at the boss's actions, and no one tried to stop them. "Anyway, I forgot about everything at the time, and I just wanted to protect my life and my factory. They had eaten up more than half of my precious goods, and I thought it was all over. I couldn't bear it anymore when I thought about it. Stay. Well, I know they are special protection animals. But so what? I have to live. You say they are angels? Are you kidding, they are demons at all. I don't regret killing them at all. If you dare next time Come and eat my products, I will kill them all, and burn them all to death." The above is his expression after regaining his senses. Afterwards, it was found that the total number of Angels killed by him was about 300.There is a gas station three kilometers south of the factory, where Angel should have bred.The evidence is that there are 200 Angels left in the gas station, and the nearby residents have also suffered fires, and Angels have eaten TVs and computers. It is a well-known fact that Angel feeds on petrochemicals such as plastics and resins, and has a soft spot for oil.After ingesting oil, Angel's reproductive capacity will increase nearly ten times compared with normal conditions, which has become common knowledge in the academic circle.Nothing like the Houston incident has happened before because they usually live in water and never move on land for long periods of time.However, after relevant scholars investigated the incident in detail, they found that species adapted to land life had evolved in Angel.It is generally believed that wild Angels belong to terrestrial species. In less than a month, the same victimization happened again. There were frequent outbreaks of plastic products being eaten up all over the United States. Without exception, Angel's huge nests were found in nearby gas stations. It is not only the American continent that suffers from it, and no country rich in petrochemicals is spared.For example, such a thing happened in Japan. A company engaged in the processing of non-combustible materials used Angel to carry out operations. As a result, all office equipment was eaten up by them overnight. Angel also gnawed at the plastic outer film of the wires, resulting in frequent electric leakage and power outages.Those homes that used plastic materials in the decoration, even the walls were gnawed clean. Finally, the investigation by the U.S. government found that this group of troublesome angels had begun to multiply abnormally in a crucial place-the oil field. Heads of state immediately gathered together, held an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures, and identified Angel as the most harmful creature in human history. At this time, it was less than ten years before it was designated as a special protected animal.
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