"Text/Unpoetic Knife Boss" A while ago, I was looking at beautiful women on the road, and when I accidentally followed up in a bookstore, I saw a super powerful book in the new book section, called "Super Simple! You can also learn superpowers!".The author is an anonymous Xiaoming person, but it is jointly endorsed by the International Superpower Association, the East Asian Human Potential Development Organization, and IS09700. Very charming!Superpowers!Just hearing the title of the book, I can't help spurting fire from under my armpits, especially the word "super simple". I think even a person like me who suffers from violent laziness can easily learn it?

There is no second sentence, after paying the money, I rushed to the nearby coffee shop to watch and learn.You have to know that you can learn superpowers before others to get ahead!You can't breathe fire from your armpit when someone else breathes fire from your armpit, right? Since you want to breathe fire from your armpit, of course you have to be the first one. It's a pity that this book doesn't teach people how to breathe fire from their armpits. Although I was very angry, I calmed down and thought that there is nothing to learn about such trivial skills, so I carefully selected a relatively progressive superpower "mind control" from the catalog. "Start learning.Difficulty AAAAA, is a forbidden technique listed as "not to be used to pick up girls" by the International Superpower Association.

Picking up girls... Damn, you can ban it if you say so? In this way, I started to follow the steps in the book and set up mind control step by step.First of all, I practiced with a more controllable object, so I picked a stray dog ​​and dangled it in front of it with a hot meat bun bought from a convenience store, meditating in my heart: "Quick! Come and eat!" Sure enough, the stray dog ​​happily ate the meat buns, and gently hugged my feet and twitched a few times. Mind control, sure enough, yes! Then I started experimenting with difficult ones.I glared at a hot girl on the subway until she couldn't help but glared back at me, and just as we were glaring, I started blowing.Yes, I started blowing into her face and kept thinking, "Quick! Give me a slap!" Sure enough, my face was swollen like a pig's head when I got out of the car.

Mind control, sure enough, yes! With successful experience, I directly challenge the public power of super tough guys.I didn’t wear a hard hat, and I rode a motorcycle around the intersection and honked the policeman who was directing the traffic, thinking constantly in my heart: “Come on! Come and catch me!” Aha!The policeman stared blankly at me for a few moments, then stopped me with a whistle and stuck a ticket on my forehead.It's completely under my control. Roar!It's not difficult!It made me wonder again if I was one of those one-in-a-million super geniuses?The happy time always flies by very fast, and it’s time to say goodbye again, don’t bother you to read novels, I’m going to the night market to practice kicking the little bastard’s ass, and then use mind control to teach him to apologize to me.