"Text/Unpoetic Knife Boss" I want to talk about a very boring thing, because my university is a very boring university, Jiaotong University. The reason why I say that my dear alma mater is boring is because our school is a monk temple with a seven-to-one male-to-female ratio. Research and develop Invincible Iron King Kong. In addition to my boring personality, I am still a strange KA who is neither handsome nor tall, with curly hair. When I walk, I get used to boxing. I often wear shorts, a sweater, and blue and white slippers to class, and I almost never walk Including a toothbrush, except for the character "weird", the rest is zero.

But like every boy, I like cute girls.This is going to be bad, the competition is too bad. In the summer of my sophomore year, a beautiful school girl who looked super fresh, helped me to enter our school under countless expectations, so many, so many, that all the hormones, enzymes and what the hell in my body burst out, and it was three forks. Five and a few roommates who are also bachelors went to patrol in front of the "Zhuxuan" in the women's dormitory. Hmph, when we were freshmen, we kids couldn't compete with the super-mature seniors who pretended to be mature at the same time. We could only watch helplessly as the female students in our department fell into the seniors' control one after another.

Now, I am also a senior! "Nine Swords, it's up to now if you want to have a girlfriend." Wang Yiyi sighed. "Why?" I don't understand. "If the news about your insanity spreads, I'm afraid there will be no chance." Ji Bayuan sneered. "Well, that seems to make sense." I had to admit. But who to chase after? "Benefactor, you have to ask yourself this question." Shi Buju reminded me. "The one named Huang Shengfen, I have that feeling after seeing it~~yeah." I scratched my head. "Oh, Huang Shengfen, I have an impression, it's not bad." Shi Buju.

"Not bad." Wang Yiyi said. So the case was settled, and the unlucky Huang Shengfen became the victim of the nonsensical devil. That night, being very poor, I went to the Tsingda Night Market to buy a large bouquet of flowers that did not deserve a name, and excitedly kicked the doors of each dormitory in the men’s dormitory, asking everyone who was busy playing video games to go out and cheer for me . Thinking about it now, I really didn't make any progress at all. A group of people followed me to the downstairs of the women's dormitory, and saw me pacing and thinking at the door with a lot of flowers in my hand.

"Excuse me, can I ask Huang Shengfen to come down?" I asked for a message. Five minutes later, the window of a bedroom upstairs opened and then quickly closed. Alas, that was an era when the good man card hadn't been developed yet, so Ms. Huang didn't even have the mood to throw me a good man card herself.One look and I'm out. "Damn, nine knives, what should we do now?" Shi Buju gloated instead. "I have no choice but to go back." I looked at Hua. Alas, what a pity, the stewed pork rice for several days has just turned into a plant that has fallen down.

"No." Wang Yike shook his head. "what?" "I think Huang Shengfen is being shy." Wang Yiyi rubbed his chin. "shy?" "It must be shy." Wang Yi said seriously. "One vote for shame." Shi Buju turned his back to me, his body trembling. "Add a vote for being shy." Ji Bayuan also turned his head away. It turned out to be such a thing. So, I stood boldly at the door of the women's house, and shouted with the luck of my dantian, no, it was a roar... "Huang Shengfen! Come out with me!" Everyone behind was stunned.

"Huang Shengfen! Come out!" The more I yelled, the more vulgar I became, and everyone couldn't believe it. It's not interesting.I turned around and gestured, and the troublemakers behind me seemed to be liberated, and they all followed suit. "Huang Shengfen! Come out! Do it! Come out!" "Manage 90 Huang Shengfen! Get out!" "Come out! Damn! Huang Shengfen, come out for me!" "Huang Shengfen! Come out! Damn! Come out!" Like hooligans, everyone yelled at the windows of the women's dormitory, causing the windows of the women's dormitory to open one after another, glaring angrily at the stubborn villagers below, and some even scolded each other.

But everyone didn't dare to stop without my gestures, they could only shout more and more vigorously. Finally, a girl started yelling: "Which one is Huang Shengfen! Get out now!" So, Huang Shengfen ran out with a stinky face, without saying a word, snatched the bunch of stewed pork rice from me, and ran into the girls' dormitory without thinking. Everyone was silent, looking at me. So, a group of people ran to Tsingtao University, eating soy milk to reflect and review the battle plan. "Damn! Who told me that Huang Shengfen is shy?" Everyone just lowered their heads and gnawed on the biscuits, so concentrated that they even picked up the sesame seeds and ate them reluctantly when they fell on the greasy table.No one said anything.

"Actually, the way I looked at Huang Shengfen just now, I secretly like you." Wang Yiyi said in a low voice. ... "Bastard! Give me back my braised pork rice for two weeks!"