Chapter 26 Section 17

"Long time no see, Suomu and Shuen, have you been living a fulfilling life recently?" Ulala greeted Goethe very casually, then grabbed a samurai sword from her back, and threw it at Goethe with her backhand.Warrior Nine pierced through his burning chest, firmly nailing him to the stone tombstone. Goethe struggled a few times, and then he seemed paralyzed and remained motionless. Shuen stood up and wanted to get close to Goethe to give him a supplementary blow, but was slapped away by Ulala. "Don't be careless, run away! Horror Movie Survival Rule 62: If you finally get rid of the killer, don't stand next to the corpse, and don't throw away your weapon at ease, because he is definitely not dead yet." Ulala didn't have the slightest Hesitating, he turned around and pulled Shu En and ran away.

Sure enough, Goethe's neck clicked, and he came back to life as if a spare battery had restarted. The remaining fire on Goethe's body suddenly extinguished into smoke, and he pulled out the samurai sword from his body as if nothing had happened. A thick black stream flowed out, and the samurai sword was thrown on the ground. Crap, rub, rub... Goethe is going to chase after him with his chainsaw! "God! Can you die and live like this, die and live, die and live again!" Suo Mu was shocked. Running for their lives and not caring about their appearance, Suomu and Shuen ran after Ulala in panic, only then did they see three samurai swords hanging on Ulala's back.On the handle of the samurai sword, the round emblem of the vampire in Kyoto shines, and it seems to be a handy weapon that Ulala snatched from the vampire.

"Hey, listen up, you two!" Ulala said as she ran, "Goethe's fate is very cheap and extremely difficult'Hundred Hands'. Don't go, it seems that this guy is a natural monster, huh! I was chased and killed by him last night before I figured out how to deal with him." U Lala, who was hunted by life hunters all over the world, was right in front of them, Suo Mu and Shu En couldn't comprehend the current situation, their minds were in a mess, and they didn't know how to answer for a while. "Do you often watch horror movies?" Ulala burrowed between the two tombstones.

"It's okay." Shuen followed. "How to say?" Suo Mu strode like the wind. "Goethe is like the undead carnal serial killer in horror movies, such as Jason Crystal Lake in "Friday the 13th" and Mike Myers in "Moonlight Panic". It is like "Texas Chainsaw" The unnamed human skin demon in "Killer", in short, is super hard to die, no matter how you cut it, he will get up, you think he is dead, he is absolutely not, you think he is rescued, but things are definitely not that simple, when you want to breathe a sigh of relief, he It will rush out of the thick fog...In short, just act as if you are the unlucky protagonist living in a horror movie. If you want to live, you have to think about how you complain about the characters in horror movies who want to die, how they treat you Just don’t do it... But don’t be too cool, because the nineteenth rule of survival in horror movies says: It’s best not to let the process of being hunted be too exciting, otherwise your sequel will be done!” Ulala Lianzhu Said a lot.

The cemetery is huge and the fog is thick, as if this killing maze never ends. Suo Mu's mood was very complicated, but he couldn't say what else he could do except escape with Wu Lala.Shu En's mind was much simpler, she was focused on escaping from that big chainsaw. "Why did you appear suddenly? It can't be a coincidence." Suo Mu muttered. "Suddenly, do you think this chainsaw idiot came here to kill you? He was chasing and killing me, but he happened to see you, and he just wanted to cut you into four pieces. Huh, the two of us There was a lot of noise in Kyoto, just to attract the main force of the vampires, but I didn't expect it to be this chainsaw idiot who locked me, chased me non-stop, and chased and killed me for two nights! "Ulala was indignant.

"It's really unimaginable." Shuen tensed up, looking left and right from time to time. "By the way, how did you find this place, life hunter... It can't be a coincidence, right? Forget it, I think you will find me sooner or later." Ulala smiled, and took down two of the three samurai swords , threw them to Suomu and Shuen respectively, and said: "Here, each of you has one, and you can use it to block him in an emergency, but don't underestimate his chainsaw, be careful... ah, you even saw your hands Broken? Tsk tsk, how can the Broken Golden Curse be used like this, you are stupid!" Glancing at Suomu, he shook his head violently.

Suomu and Shuen held the samurai sword that Ulala threw over, and they really felt that the wanted hunter in front of them really had no idea, how could he give the weapon to the enemy who wanted to take his life? Suddenly, in the dense fog to the left of the three of them, a black shadow flickered across. The strange situation happened, and the movements of the three people were stunned.Suo Mu raised his samurai sword high to guard, sweating like a bean. Ulala jumped lightly, squatted on the stele, and held the samurai sword on her shoulder with her right hand. The black shadow continued to move in the dense fog, and the uneasy atmosphere suppressed the three people who were in the same boat.

"You have to see clearly." Shu En took a deep breath, activated the Great Wind Curse, and slapped lightly with his left hand. The palm wind was like an arrow, breaking a narrow gap in the thick fog on the left, opening the sight of the three people. "Meow." In the depths of the dense fog, it turned out to be a cat. Just when Shuen and the lock pin were slightly relaxed, Ulala suddenly pulled out the samurai sword, and the finger lightning wiped on the blade at the moment of pulling out the sword, the finger skin was cut, and the blood flowed on the blade with dragon flying wind dance The Fire Flame Curse was thrown towards Shuen violently!

"Too careless, so this kid's target is me..." Shuen breathed coldly, but saw the samurai sword brushing past his ear, making a dull sting. Turning around abruptly, Shu En saw Goethe who was ambushing behind him at some point, impaled by a samurai sword, and the force of the acceleration of gravity forced Goethe's feet to fly slightly in the air, making it impossible for him to chop off the chainsaw. Shu En was so frightened that he quickly ran away in a sliding posture, completely unable to understand how Goethe appeared there. "Rule 10 of Horror Movie Survival: If you find a strange sound coming from a cat, get out of there immediately...if you still want to live." Ulala looked at Shu En, her eyes scolding the idiot meaning.

Shu En's face turned blue, and he touched the cut on his cheek.Ulala's throw just now turned out to be her life-saving throwing knife, but she let bad thoughts go around in her mind. As soon as the flame curse on the samurai sword touched Goethe's body, it exploded violently. The flames burned Goethe's huge body from the inside out, but Goethe's chainsaw still screamed and slashed forward. The tomb collapsed and howled at night, and the crows flew in shock. What an absolutely immortal murderer! "Lend me the two swords!" Ulala stepped on the tombstone and rushed towards Goethe, took the samurai swords thrown high by Suomu and Shuen along the way, and jumped up when approaching Goethe.

The two knives aimed at Goethe who was dancing the chainsaw from mid-air, Ulala stood upside down in the air, and very decisively made a double-knife roundabout with precise angles! "You horny pervert! Look at the knife!" The samurai sword in Ulala's left hand was severed by the chainsaw, but there was a gap, and the samurai sword in her right hand slashed through the wind with the centrifugal force! what! Goethe's head was cut off neatly. The huge head covered with disgusting human skin was cut off by Ulala and flew to a distance of more than 20 meters, hitting half of the tombstone before falling. As soon as Ulala landed on the ground, she threw the only remaining samurai sword to Suomu, who had only one hand left, and said, "You only have one hand, and if you use the Golden Curse indiscriminately, you will have to become a mouth and foot painter." Suomu and Shuen looked at the "savior" in embarrassment, and it was even more embarrassing now. "I'm going to die now, right?" Suomu swallowed a mouthful of hot saliva, and looked at Goethe, who had lost his head. Goethe stood there in a daze, the chainsaw in his hand was slowly lowered, repeatedly sawing his shoes. "The first rule of survival in horror movies: If you feel like you killed a monster, don't look back to see if he is dead or not." Ulala shook her head and said with a smile: "I chopped off this guy's head twice yesterday , but this guy made persistent efforts to pick up his head and put it on his neck. Damn it, I think the only way to get out of the effective range of 'Hundred Hands' is to leave the effective range, otherwise only the 70th rule, which is the last one, can save us .” Pick up your own head and put it back on?Although this has already exceeded the viability of vampires, but since the facts are in front of us, there is at least a way to delay the time. "I'll throw his head away, and come right back!" Shu En was about to leave after speaking, but was grabbed by U Lala. Wu Lala's hand was so strong that Shu En immediately flung it away in pain. "It's fine if you just go quietly and get your hairy head, but! But! The third rule of horror movie survival: don't say you'll be back soon... because you won't!" Ulala yelled, with annoyed expression on her face: "Are you so busy being a life hunter! Am I the only life hunter in this world who has watched a horror movie? What if I lose my head to pick up someone else's head!" "Is it... really so scary?" Shu En surprisingly didn't retort angrily, which showed how scared she was. Ulala grabbed a broken tombstone and smashed Goethe's headless body down, hoping to delay a little longer. "What kind of logic are you talking about with the pervert who sewed human skin on his face! Run away quickly! The last rule of survival in horror movies—" Ulala yelled, "As long as the sun is not up, everything is not over!"