"Text/Unpoetic Knife Boss" Hello everyone, it’s time to write the preface again, which means that I have finally advanced another episode, which is really touching. Those who can see this preface this time, it means that you don’t mind hunting life very much The teacher's cover has been changed, thank you!Really interesting! So let’s start with changing hands first. About three years ago, I made an appointment with the editorial group of the Mainland Publishing House to visit Hong Kong. One of the attractions was the house of Huang Yi, a master of novels. Lu is not a fluke, it is really amazing), except for Huang Yi who has been grilling steaks in silence, everyone had a good time.

When I saw the master, I naturally crowded forward to ask for his autograph, and an illustrator who was traveling with me at that time showed Huang Yi a few sketches with great interest, hoping for further cooperation.But seeing Huang Yi's lack of interest, I leaned over to look at the sketches. I really like it, it's very inspirational.When I went back to the hotel that night, I knocked on the illustrator's door. "I said nine knives, I'm not interested in men." "...It's best if I want to anal you, I want to see the pictures you showed Huang Yi during the day!" I pushed the door open.

That's it, we worked together. The illustrator is Weng Ziyang, I found it myself, of course he is excellent.Weng Ziyang's bold use of colors and breezy brushstrokes laid a solid foundation for the publication of "Legend of the Hunter".It must be known that everyone who publishes is looking for a good cover and good design. I am very lucky to have Weng's power. So it lasted for two years and a total of twelve episodes of "Legend of the Hunter" fought side by side. Over the past two years, I have grown a lot, and Weng has made a lot of achievements in mainland China, and has become a top illustrator.

At the moment of the thirteenth episode, it's a pity that we can't afford Weng Ziyang's new price tag.I will never forget the scene when I went to knock on the door of Weng Ziyang's room in person that night. A toast to you, thank you!Farewell to future heroes! So we quickly launched the cover reinforcement plan, and changed one plan after another, including taking a photo of myself cosplaying Urala handstand as the cover.I think everyone loves me so much, Lieshunsan will definitely sell like a bomb. "You can also use this as the cover. The first printing starts from twenty copies."

With a cold face, the editor tore up the photo of me cosplaying Ulala in front of my face. Do... nothing.Later, I recruited a hundred readers on the Internet who have no other meaning in life except watching the life hunter. On the day when the cold snap came, we stood naked on the beach and shouted "Zhan Tie!" Photo as cover.I want to say that everyone will be very moved, and feel that this is the cover of Zhenggang Man! "...this is sexual harassment." The editor tore up the photo. So I spent three days in the detention center writing Life Hunter Thirteen.I was in a bad mood during that time, so I bombed Tokyo with a lot of planes, you can see that.

Alas, I don't care.At the time of writing the preface, I haven’t seen the new pictures yet, but I have full trust in the final winner, the well-known cartoonist Lian Ren, and I hope everyone is satisfied. The “Fate Hunter” series must be full of everyone’s strength and talent Open a new atmosphere! Hmm, count the number of words, it should be enough. "Report editor! Can I just write the preface here?" I was very nervous. "You haven't started scribbling yet, continue!" The editor coldly turned off the video. Alas, in fact, I am very serious. Then let me tell you why it took so long to finish writing "Fate Hunter" Thirteen this time.

To put it simply, my problem is exactly the same as that of Spider-Man, which is "with great power comes great responsibility". It takes a long time to talk about this from the beginning. Have you seen the movie "Certificate of Fame" co-starred by Jet Li, Andy Lau and Takeshi Kaneshiro?It is very passionate, magnificent, and the box office is very good. In order to continue, no, in order to make persistent efforts, the film company has a brain to make a sequel, and it must be more passionate than the first episode-how to do it?Of course, I have to find Jiu Dao, the most passionate novelist on the surface of the earth!

That day, the film company paid a lot of money and asked me to write the script of the second episode, and it was an urgent one. "It's okay for me to write, but I don't like being shot, so I must use it after I write it." I pretended to be big. "No problem! You have nine knives hahahahahaha!" The film company immediately served tea. There are reasons for this concern. By the way, another film company also asked me to write the script of "Kung Fu Slam Dunk", which is about to be released now. I love Jay Chou so much, so I agreed immediately. I wrote it for a whole week and handed in the script, but I was shot.

I'm a sucker, how can I not use it when it's obviously well written? ! Later I found out that it was a big misunderstanding. At that time, I couldn’t hear clearly on the phone, and it became "Kung Fu Enema", so I wrote it for 100 minutes. It was about a naive and romantic classmate Zhou who didn’t understand what an enema was. Stupid, one day he accidentally picked up a copy of the martial arts secret book "Ten Minutes, You Can Fill Your Bowel" written by Kishiro Miyamoto, and finally detonated the miracle of life. Classmate Zhou, who is stupid in qualifications, after ten minutes of enema practice, not only captured the lust of the younger sister by virtue of the enema technique, no, it was the heart, but also participated in the intercollegiate cup enema competition. On the old enemy Goldfinger.In the competition, Zhou was almost anal fissure under Goldfinger's "Sky Cannon" secret technique. Later, Zhou, who was about to die, used the defensive trick "clamp your iron ass to death", and added the super-firepower trick "Thousand Husbands" After that, he managed to defeat Goldfinger and turned an enemy into a friend.

Classmate Zhou and Goldfinger joined hands with each other with passion in the end, passed all the way in regional competitions, and advanced to the "Super Enema Competition", a designated event of the 2008 Olympic Games. Team "Inazhong Billiards Club", who will burst whose guts!Who!Who!Who! "Hahahaha Mr. Jiu is so humorous, but please hand over the real script!" The director laughed so hard that tears flowed out. "...That's it! If you want an enema, I'll give you an enema!" I was a little annoyed. Anyway, just blowing it up like this, a misunderstanding caused me to waste a lot of time not writing "Fate Hunter".

Back to nomination form. The nomination certificate is great, and I can definitely wait for the script of the sequel to the nomination certificate, "The Hunter", but the problem is... "But in the movie, didn't Jet Li, Andy Lau, and Takeshi Kaneshiro all die? The sequel is going to be Xia Xiao? Are you going to play the remaining copycat brothers collecting Dragon Balls everywhere, so that the three sworn brothers can be resurrected?" I don't understand. "Hey, it's up to you! But the Japanese are very good at suing people, don't bring Dragon Ball out to hurt me!" The film company hehehe wiped the cold sweat. "Okay, let me think about it carefully, and I will definitely find a way." I am very confident. "Also, let me tell you another piece of good news! Our company not only bought the film copyright for the sequel to Tou Mingsheng, but also bought the film copyright for the sequel to Initial D, so the two films will be co-produced into one film, which is even more gimmick , It’s called—to vote for a certificate D!” The film company was triumphant. "Damn! So strong!" "It's really strong!" "But it's the money for two movie scripts!" "Of course! Of course! In short, the faster the script, the better! The schedules of those big names are difficult to bridge!" So that's it, I started writing. The biggest crux of voting for a certificate D is that the dead cannot be resurrected. If the resurrection is random, the audience will boo and call this a bad movie, so I changed to a better method. ...that is, Huang Feihong and Thirteenth Aunt boarded the God of Gamblers by accident, and rescued Chen Xiaodao who happened to be in trouble with the gambling explosion. When the two were cherishing each other, a bunch of terrifying evil beasts suddenly appeared on board to snatch women. Seeing that Aunt Thirteen was about to be taken away, Onimusha broke through time and space and appeared in time to rescue her, killing the evil beast. "It's really great, the three of us must be sworn brothers!" Huang Feihong was very excited. "Then, brothers become sworn brothers, and each kills a stranger. From then on, the brother's life is fate, and everyone else can be killed! From then on, we will share misfortune and fortune, and life and death will depend on each other!" Chen Xiaodao immediately took out the incense, very excited. "Okay!" Onimusha smiled brightly: "Brother is right! Brother is right!" So Huang Feihong, Chen Xiaodao, and Onimushe happily killed the captain, deputy captain, and Thirteenth Aunt respectively, and set up a vote.Among the three, the one with the least hair is the eldest brother, of course it is Master Huang Feihong. But without the captain and the deputy captain, everyone was lost in the sea soon and was at a loss. At this time, a miracle happened, a modified AE86 appeared on the sea and galloped back and forth, and kept doing unnecessary tail flicks, acting arrogantly, causing countless waves. Of course, the driver is our classmate Zhou. "Brat, what kind of car is that?" Huang Feihong, who was sprayed with water, couldn't stand it. "AE86!" Classmate Zhou had a stuffed egg in his mouth. "AE86? Hahahahahahaha, do you want to pick it?" Chen Xiaodao patted the God of Gamblers. "Whatever you want." Classmate Zhou put a glass of water beside the driver's seat. So the three brothers took turns to have a boat with Classmate Zhou on the sea, from day to night, and finally... This script is really difficult to write, and it took me two months. But it's all worth it. Although it's their honor to be able to cooperate with so many big names in one go, I'm also quite honored.And I'm getting paid to write the screenplay next month, shit, really looking forward to that string of zeros! This is the reason why "Fate Hunter" has been delayed.I'm really sorry that everyone has been waiting so hard during this period, so let's get started!This episode of "Fate Hunter" is still full of firepower, and the blood is accelerating! Let's fight!