Chapter 64 The spoof version of the ending of the extra chapter

After discovering Hu Shengchu's death that day, Gao Dong suspected that Xu Ce was here. When he came to his house and was told that he had flown back to the United States, he returned to the county bureau in a sullen mood. Zhang Yiang came to tell him: "Boss, Xu Ce hasn't left yet, the airport is foggy, and he still can't take off." "Isn't he on the plane yesterday morning, what kind of fog can sleep for a day and a half?" "I don't know. Screenwriter Zijin Chen said that for the needs of the plot, the crew's funds are limited and they can't afford American air tickets, so they had to let the magical fog appear on stage."

Gao Dong curled his lips helplessly: "Okay, little Xu Ce, my poor friend, you finally fell into my palm." When he arrived at the airport, Xu Ce complained, "It's been so long since I came here. Where's the promised lunch? Do you know that I've been hungry all day and all night?" Gao Dong is very innocent: "I don't know, the screenwriter didn't bring it for me." "Okay, this is the end of the play, let's stop acting." "Just leave like this?" "Then what should we do?" "What do you think of your performance in this scene?"

Xu Ce was very proud: "Of course it is excellent, this is my perfect crime." "Do you think the plot has no flaws in logic?" "Of course, apart from complaining that the screenwriter often doesn't give lunch, I'm quite satisfied with this script." "Maybe the readers didn't notice, but I found a huge logical loophole in it." Xu Ce was surprised: "What is it?" "When you killed Li Aiguo, why did you leave a picture?" "The plot needs it, isn't the paint pointing to Wang Xiubang?" "No, that's not what I'm asking. I'm saying, why do you have to write 'kill enough for the chief of the bureau, but not enough for the chief of the department?' Couldn't you blame Wang Xiubang if you wrote something else?"

"What did you say to write?" "Since it's a perfect crime, for example, writing 'debt repayment', logically, wouldn't it clear up your suspicion and make the police less likely to think of you, and treat it as another vendetta?" Xu Ce thought for a while, and said, "But in that case, the case won't be sensational enough, and the police won't pay so much attention to it, and won't send a great expert like you to handle the case." Gao Dong nodded: "That's true, so I won't be able to play the leading role." At this time, the screenwriter Zijin Chen came to the camera, and he complained: "There is no way, readers are very picky now, if you can't calm them down at the beginning, no matter how good the content of the novel is, no one will read it. So I can only write this sentence Yes. Look how good this sentence is, it rhymes and has momentum, although as you said, this is the biggest logical loophole in the whole novel, haven’t the readers noticed it?”

Gao Dong understood: "Being an author is not easy now." "Yes, it's very hard to stay up late and think hard." Xu Ce said: "However, your book has finally created a classic. It can be said to be a tribute to Uncle Keigo Higashino. I believe that there will be no domestic mystery novels better than yours." Zijin Chen shook his head: "There will definitely be, I am now in the golden age of creation, and the quality of each of the five works written since 2004 is improving, so the next "Murder of Officials 2" will be even better. " "Is it still about us?"

"Of course not, you guys put on makeup and play tricks." Gao Dong yelled: "It's too tragic. Without our two film kings fighting each other, readers will definitely not like to watch it. Who are you going to invite next time?" "The guy from the Chemistry Department of Zhejiang University." Xu Ce laughed loudly: "Before you wrote a horror story about Zhejiang University, this one is a crime story about the Department of Mathematics, and the second one is about the Department of Chemistry. Are you blackmailing Zhejiang University?" Zijin Chen was very surprised: "Ah, you discovered all of this."

Gao Dong said to himself: "I'll guess your motivation. You must have had poor grades in college, you looked wretched, you were always rejected by girls, you suffered a lot of blows, you must be dissatisfied, haha." "What you said doesn't match your image in the novel! In the novel, what you are doing is logically necessary reasoning, but what you are saying now is completely imaginary. But... your conjecture seems to be really there. thing." Xu Ce said, "Do you think your next work will be read?" Zijin Chen said: "It should be. High-quality works, no publication and no charge, and I always stay up late writing, just to accumulate some popularity. If the readers don't support it, how can I bear it?"

Gao Dong sympathized: "Okay then, I am willing to be your fan, to be a seaweed for a while, and to continue to support you." Zijin Chen said: "It's a deal, do you know how to support me? Since I'm not well-known, Tianya moderators don't recommend adding popularity, and can only rely on the grassroots netizens. Share the website address more, reprint it more, and reprint it to indicate the author , recommend to friends more, post more in groups, those who have Weibo post on Weibo, those who have blogs post blogs, and if possible, set aside a few days for publicity. I hope this and the next part can be seen by more people. If what I said is so clear, and the readers don’t raise their hands to support it, I will vomit blood and die.”

The three of them faced the camera together: "Okay, let's say goodbye for a while, and the new work will meet you soon!"