"Text/Unpoetic Knife Boss" This time "Fate Hunter", it has been... nine months since the last "Fate Hunter". A lot of people think it sucks, and think I'm not good. In fact, it's been such a long time since the two "Fate Hunters", I was also taken aback.During this period, I published,,, "Three Sounds of Fortune", "Killer, Unparalleled Freedom", serialized many short stories in magazines, and even made a movie. On the surface, it seems that I am doing something, but I just didn't write "Fate Hunter"! One day when I was writing another novel at Starbucks, I saw two Azhais in blue and white slippers sitting nearby, one fatter and the other fatter, each holding a copy of the fourteenth episode of "Fate Hunter", concentrating on Look, there are still words in the mouth.

Reading a novel and reading it out with your mouth is really very sick. I was most afraid of encountering a psychopath, so I ignored them and did my own thing. It wasn't until I passed their table when I went to pee that I was taken aback. Holding highlighters, red pens, and blue pens of various colors, these two housekeepers kept underlining and circling key points for me in "Fate Hunter", and quickly recited every word in the novel. Words, like chanting scriptures. It can't be wrong, these two strange A Zhai are endorsing me! I can't help but feel a sense of comfort in my heart... popular novels have always been looked down upon by school teachers, especially popular novels that are so popular that students take the risk of secretly reading them in class, and teachers regard them as crap that poisons students.

Sometimes I would receive a letter from a school teacher, and the title of the letter read: "Mr. Nine Swords, I found that students would become brainless after reading too many of your novels." But now, these two A Zhai are reciting "Fate Hunter" with the posture of preparing for the monthly exam, and they have scratched the book densely, why? One hundred percent, absolutely - the school teacher will take the test! I am very touched!I'm really about to cry! Those old-fashioned teachers finally discovered that my novels are not only not brain-dead, but also have great contributions to human civilization!Although the endorsement test is a bit too exaggerated, but... But I can't accept it, anyway, it's not me who takes the test!

"Classmates, what are you doing?" I pretended not to know, holding back my tears. So focused that he didn't even raise his head, one of the fat A Zhai said in a very hateful tone: "We have to memorize the entire fourteenth episode of "Fate Hunter"." "What about the scope? Where do you want to take the exam?" I choked up. I'll have to ask which school it is and drop the price to speak there! "What the fuck, we're going to recite the book for Jiu Dao." The other fatter A Zhai didn't raise his head either. "Huh?" I don't understand.

"Nine knives are too cheap." Fat A Zhai kept drawing lines: ""The Fate Hunter 15" has never been released, so we are going to his "Killer 5" book signing party, in front of him I finished memorizing the entire "Life Hunter" in front of me, and let him know that Lie 15 has been delayed until everyone can memorize the book, forcing him to feel sorry for the readers." "Let him know how shameful he is!" The fatter A Zhai was so angry that his fat body trembled. I was a little angry: "But Nine Swords is very serious. Even if he didn't write "Fate Hunter" for a while, he still worked hard to write many other wonderful, moving, invincible and beautiful novels, which touched many ignorant and brainless readers. Ah, I heard that there are still many men and women who have unknowingly become lovers because of discussing the novel of Nine Swords all day long!"

"Write everything!" They said in unison: "I just didn't write "Fate Hunter"!" Then they started yelling and cursing at Li Shishi: "Bad man!", "Rich traitor!", "Insincere!", "A broken head is a hundred times worse than a bad tail!", "Blogs only return positive girls!" , "Jiang Lang is exhausted!", "Only talking big words!", "Rich and treacherous!" ……what!Fu Jian scolded twice! Sorry teacher! real!If you read too many of my novels, you will really become insane! ! I patted their shoulders and said kindly: "Then you have to be serious about memorizing."

Then I went to pee. I completely forgot about it after peeing. Later, at the "Killer, Unparalleled Freedom" book signing event, in Jinshitang, I signed from 2:00 p.m. Standing in front of me with an angry face, I recited "Fate Hunter XIV" together for two hours. "Boss, what should I do?" Chaozheng's book signing event host Xiao Xiannv was very nervous, while secretly writing "crazy" on my thigh with her finger, and added ten exclamation points. I was quite satisfied, and clapped my hands slowly: "Ke Keke, help them beat the time!" So the little fairy and I swayed left and right to help them make a temple.

In the end, I signed the words "obviously not familiar enough" on their "Killer Five" book. A Zhai's surging inner world can't shake me at all. Originally, I planned to continue to write other things shamelessly, such as publishing a collection of poems for self-indulgence, publishing a book of landscape paintings I drew with my left hand, and writing a book of "Water Margin with Nine Swords" and "Confucius" for cheating money. New Explanation: An Exclusive View from Nine Knives". BUT... The most dick in life is this BUT! BUT One afternoon, while I was in a daze in the Taipei MRT car, when I turned on my "girl search mode", I found a beautiful girl with outstanding temperament in the front left, who had no money to buy fabrics and had no choice but to show her entire thigh.

I took a deep breath, shocked... That beautiful girl was holding the back of the chair with one hand, and the rolled "Fate Hunter XIV" with the other, watching!crying! Her tears dripped onto the book one by one, along the pages, and slowly flowed down to her wrist, her whole hand was wet. If you don't strike up a conversation at this time, isn't it worse than a beast! "I also think this book is very touching." I said emotionally, handing over the toilet paper. "No, it's sad." The beautiful girl cried so hard that she buried her face in the book that had already been drenched.

"Sadness? Which part?" I remember Kimaru's sadness was in the thirteenth episode. "Everyone is saying that "Hunting Master Fifteen" has not been released because... the author is dead! Woo!" The tears were big and heavy, and the beautiful girl cried so hard that she couldn't lift her head. "Ah? Nine knives are not dead!" I laughed, but I still touched my heart disappointingly. "Dead!" screamed the pretty girl. Half the people in the car turned their heads, as if they were trying to catch a pervert. "How did you die?" I quickly explained: "Nine Swords will write blogs at every turn, and also publish other novels! Sometimes I also go to school to give speeches, which is a bit too cool!"

"Dead!" The pretty girl screamed even more horribly. "Why are you cursing him to death? A few days ago, he had a book signing event for "Killer 5". Many people saw it." "Woo! Woo! The one I knew... the nine knives who loved to write "Fate Hunter" is dead!" The beautiful girl continued to cry uncontrollably. What is the logic! but!Zhengmei doesn't need logic! Zhengmei's face is full of illogical tears, every drop breaks my heart! The door opened, and I got off the MRT in a daze. My body, my soul, my other non-smiling head, have all been thoroughly introspected. No, I want to turn the tide! I want to get back the nine knives that Zhengmei loves so much! After returning home, I immediately posted a very serious announcement on the Internet: "I swear, I will never masturbate until the fifteenth episode of "Fate Hunter" is finished! Otherwise, my testicles will sleep in the middle of the night When I turned over, I was accidentally crushed by myself!" As soon as I finished swearing, there was a lot of responses from netizens and readers. "What about "Flying"? It seems that I also swore with my testicles back then." "Hey, Dao Da, several of your testicles have been crushed." "Best friends." ""Fate Hunter"? I seem to have heard of it! Ah! So it's that "Fate Hunter"!!" "I'm so envious, Dao Dao must have several testicles..." "A moment in history! We are about to witness the first writer whose testicles are crushed by himself!" Dry! You stinky nerds with only two testicles. I remember a great man at the level of space battleship once said: "Dreams that will be laughed at when spoken out are of value in practice. Even if you fall, your posture will be very heroic!" Faced with overwhelming ridicule, I enthusiastically opened the new file and typed down the latest progress. Every line is Zhengmei's expectation, and every handwriting makes Zhengmei love me deeply. "Don't worry, I will never disappoint your tears." I smiled while writing: "The nine knives you like are being resurrected at an incredible speed!" According to the legend, everyone said that I wrote nine knives very fast. But I never expected... I am faster than the legends in the legend! The next day, I sent the finished draft of the fifteenth episode of "Fate Hunter" to the editor of Gaia Press. "It's finished." I smiled at the video. "Is that all?" The editor looked suspicious. "Yes, YA! Eat breakfast YA!" I gave a thumbs up: "As the saying goes, one inch is long and one inch is strong, and one inch is short and one inch is dangerous. This episode of "Fate Hunter" is relatively short, but it does not detract from the good looks at all. Thrilling, YA!" "This episode of "Fate Hunter" only has 5,000 words? This is the outline of the story, right?" The editor narrowed his eyes. "..." I clenched my fists under the table, still pretending to be smiling. "In these 5,000 words, 'hahaha' appeared eight times, 'In short, it's like this' appeared seventeen times, 'Anyway, it doesn't need to be said' appeared twenty-five times, and 'Kekeke' appeared in total Fifty-six times... Also, what happened to Kato Taka, the finger of the god?" "Ke... Kekeke?" I swallowed dryly. "Keep writing." The editor coldly turned off the video. I was furious, I really wanted to handjob! Filling the super-large hard drive I bought last week with newly captured movies is my theme this week! Three days later, trembling, I sent the finished draft of the fifteenth episode of "Fate Hunter" to Editor Gaia. The toilet paper box is placed next to the computer, and the folders in the hard drive are indeed sorted. "It was well written earlier, but nine knives..." the editor read it quickly. It's really disrespectful to the author to watch it so fast. "This time I wrote 65,000 words, I used Word to calculate." I was very firm. "I know you like to fill a whole page with bang bang bang, bang bang bang, bang bang bang, and slashing iron. The effect is usually good and very innovative." The editor's eyes narrowed into a line again... … Come on, it's that line again! "It's fine!" I said loudly, "Hurry up! If I don't detoxify, I'm going to explode!" "But you have 50,000 words that are all bang bang bang bang bang, isn't that too much?" Before turning off the video, the editor coldly dropped two words: "Rewrite." Fifty thousand bang bang bang so what! Totally reasonable! I just want to express the sense of density of ground-to-air bombardment, so I have to use up 50,000 bang bang bang in one go!For the sake of art, for the birth of new literature, even if I am misunderstood by everyone for a while, I will grit my teeth and hold on! It was so painful, I fell on the bed and cried...but didn't roll. If I roll now, I'm afraid it will break. Learning from the pain is my forte. Soon, I regained my composure by taking deep breaths and watching Xu Chunmei’s interviews on Youtube, and regained my composure. This week has been particularly difficult. Since I already swiped my card online a while ago, I must not waste money, so I still take pictures on the Internet every day and download them normally. After downloading, of course, I have to open the file to see what I caught, to see if it is a classic, or a big bad movie that is just a fake. This action of checking the quality of the movie made my breathing messy, and my internal energy almost exploded in my dantian. . I called my doctor friend. "Can the testicle...can be regenerated?" "Of course there's no problem—if you're a Namek, you can cut off your dick and retrain." Why am I being forced to grab pictures! Why am I not a Namekian! Every night, I take at least three cold showers, read Buddhist scriptures, and read some short stories about karma. A week later, I confidently sent the finished draft of "Fate Hunter XV" to Editor Gaia. In order to show my prudence, I also specially wore a suit and a tie that I hadn't worn in at least ten years. "It's finished." In front of the video, I showed a smirk as if I was accepting an interview. "I'm watching." The editor's expression was serious. "I've done the math, the last book "Fate Hunter Fourteen" is thicker than the previous thirteen books, but with my hard work, this "Fate Hunter Fifteen" is even thicker than "Fate Hunter Fourteen" "is thicker, at least ten pages thicker!" "Nine knives." The editor's eyes twitched. "Huh?" I couldn't help but started to clench my fist again. Don't squint. Don't squint! "The first half of the book is well written." The editor's eyes gradually narrowed to the legendary line: "But the second half of the book..." I opened my mouth wide and my whole body went limp. There is only one place left that is hard. "I know you like the feeling of a single line on a page." The line in the editor's eyes shot out a cold light that devoid of humanity: "But you have a total of one hundred pages with one sentence on each page, so it won't look good. Will it be too open?" "I just want this feeling!" I blushed and yelled: "Chen in "Fire and Phoenix" often writes a sentence on a page! Naoki Urasawa often writes a sentence on a page! This requires a lot of matching. The superb atmosphere creation, the special writing skills that can only be used-in baseball terms, it is a one-hit home run!" "You have twenty-five pages, all with an exclamation mark in the middle, very dry, how is it?" "... Kokoko?" "Rewrite." Dry! The moment the video ended, I collapsed and shouted: "If all the oaths I swore would have come true, those politicians would have died long ago! I'll hit them right away! I'll hit them right away!" Furious, I punched the wall behind me. boom! What kind of person am I, this mighty punch immediately bleeds from the wall. etc…… "Will the walls bleed?" I was a little suspicious. Soon I found out that it was my fist that was bleeding, and shaking it, there was definitely a broken bone. Destiny... or my life... my miraculous left hand. That's right, how can a man be defeated, and it's not my way of ninja to give up easily, so I tried my right hand. However, both the movement and the touch are very unnatural. ! I remembered, the moment before Yingmu Huadao received Rukawa Feng's only pass. "It turns out that the left hand... the left hand is the assistant." The fracture of this punch brought me back to my composure, and I suddenly realized that I am born to be useful, and that all things have a complementary law of yin and yang. The hard disk, the words are like flying, and sincerely face the fifteenth episode of "The Hunter". There was no handjob result for a long time, which made my physical strength improve by leaps and bounds. First of all, the quality of sleep has been greatly improved. I used to sleep for eight hours, but now I only need to sleep for five hours, and I feel that lying in bed is a waste of time.Then, not only was my eyesight restored and I no longer needed to wear glasses, but I also unexpectedly discovered that I could see through!Then I started running, using my bandaged left hand to greet every Obasan I passed by. After a few days, my hand was healed. "Fate Hunter Fifteen" was indeed captured. "Life is a constant battle." I untied the bandage in relief. My hand smiles. My head, too, laughed. This "Legend of the Hunter" is dedicated to every girl in the world who loves me, misses me, and doesn't want me to die. The nine knives that you love so much are back again!