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The Legend of the Hunter, Volume 17

The Legend of the Hunter, Volume 17

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Chapter 1 ecstatic granny next door

"Text/Unpoetic Knife Boss" First of all two things. The first thing is what everyone will know when they see the cover of "Fate Hunter Seventeen": the cover illustrator has changed!As the illustrator of the previous generation, Lian Ren, was in poor health, starting from this episode, the very super Blaze relayed the work. Blaze is my love, about how much I love Blaze, please read "The most powerful thing in life is this BUT!" "This book!There is a special article full of love haha. It is almost certain that Blaze will use infinite heat to guard the future "Fate Hunter" all the way to the finale, and Blaze's painting skills are undoubtedly strong. I believe that there are almost no limits for me. It will perform better in the world.

Thanks Blaze! The second thing is that it took me a year to climb from "Hunting Master 16" to "Hunting 17". There is no reason, as long as you often read my blog, you will know that I willfully leave the team, cool Huhu ran to direct a feature film: "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years". From preparation to finalization, it took almost a whole year. If you want to know all the twists and turns in the middle, please also read "The most powerful thing in life is this BUT!" "A book, which contains a lot of eloquence. Although the movie will be very good, I am also tired and happy, and everything is worth it, but I don’t think everyone cares whether it’s cool to realize the dream of Nine Knives, they just think Nine Knives are very smart, useless, self-righteous, and not doing business properly ...Wait, when it comes to not doing business properly, although I haven't written "Fate Hunter Seventeen" in the past year, I have silently written a few good novels...

? it is good!I know! Not writing "Hunting Master Seventeen" is completely stupid! yes!I understand!My machine eight!I suck!I am rich and treacherous! Now "Legend of the Hunter" is restarted, and the progress has become normal after being on track... huh, haha. Thinking about it carefully, it is really unreasonable to delay the draft for a whole year. Not only am I self-willed, but also very self-willed. I lack the self-consciousness as a writer, lose the professional self-discipline that a creator should have, and annihilate the self-discipline of being a human being. If you have a sense of social responsibility, you should really apologize seriously, um, then...

Sorry! Now we're even (handshake)! As usual, I have to write a very serious preface. The last time I taught you how to make soy milk, some people said that it was very perfunctory, which made me a little hurt. Can't I teach you how to make soy milk?This time, I will tell you a real horror story about filming. It has something to do with making soy milk, as compensation. First of all, I hate the kind of writers and fake masters who fake supernatural experiences, so the following is the real experience. I'll lay it out slowly. In order to let me have the best physical strength to fully focus on filming, and pray that the film is full of positive energy, from the Dragon Boat Festival (June 15th) during the preparatory period, I swore not to masturbate until it was finished (this kind of vow to ban guns and I seldom use the method of praying, after all, is there anyone in the pistol world who doesn’t know me, Brother Dao?!)

Since I really wanted to make a super good-looking movie, I really worked very hard to ban guns. Watching porn, so my habit of watching porn for half an hour every day is still uninterrupted, which makes my road to banning guns even more difficult. Day by day, day by day, the movie finally started shooting on August 2nd. More than half of the movie was filmed in my hometown of Changhua. Of course I can go back to my house after the shooting every day. It is comfortable, has a big bed, and is sure there are no ghosts. It doesn’t matter at all if the actors knock on the door at night and ask the director to teach or add plays in private, because the director is an upright man), I decided to squeeze into the hostel with the crew.

For filming, in order to save money, the crew of course chose a very cheap old hostel to live in, and this hostel, which I can’t disclose the name of, is horrible, every day the same three pornographic movies are shown! Oh every day! We stayed here for a month, and every day we played those three porn movies marathon!super scary! But the more terrifying thing is yet to come. One night after finishing work, I went home for dinner (I went back to the hotel when I was sleeping). After dinner, I walked the dog around my house as usual. Suddenly, my dog ​​(Miss Kelumi) shrank its tail towards the dark place at the bottom of the alley. I don’t know. I was looking at something, and seven or eight wild dogs popped up out of nowhere and started barking fiercely at the darkness, and suddenly my scalp felt numb...

Why do these dogs want to bark at the dark place at the bottom of the empty alley together? For a moment, I remembered... In two hours it will be the first day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and the gate of hell will open! Could it be that there is a small crack in the door that was opened in advance in the dark place at the bottom of the alley? I hurriedly took Korumi home, then rode back to the hostel before the ghost door opened, took a shower and went to bed early. At this point in the story, we want to cut a storyboard and talk about the super photographer of the crew, Mr. A Xian.

Ah Yin is a long-term vegetarian, which has caused some distortion in his personality, that is, Ah Xian feels that since he is a vegetarian and does not kill with his mouth, he is a very good person, and a good person must be invincible and prosperous in everything, so he acted A bit iron teeth. The following narration is mainly based on what Axian told me. The director is big, but the photographer is also big, so Ah Yin's room is next to mine. One night when we went back to the room together, he saw that I knocked on the door three times respectfully before opening the room, and said loudly when I entered, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry to bother you!" I thought, even a person as strong as Nine Swords has so many scruples, should I knock on the door?

So from that day on, Axian began to shamefully knock on the door when he entered the room. But on the first day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, on the night when the gate of hell opened, the photographer A Xian went to Taipei to see the printing effect of the filming tape after work, to confirm the quality of our shooting, it was very hard work. Due to filming the next day, Ah Yin was unable to rest in Taipei and took a ride back to Changhua overnight. When we got back to the hostel, it was already two in the middle of the night. Too tired, Ah Yin opened the door without knocking, and fell asleep on the bed as soon as he took off his shoes.

Falling asleep, suddenly Ah Xian felt the spring mattress sink, as if someone was sitting next to him, he wanted to move, but couldn't, and felt a heavy pressure on his body that was getting heavier and heavier. A typical ghost press that everyone has experienced. Ah Yin suddenly remembered that he was too tired and forgot to knock on the door, so he said silently in his heart: "I'm sorry, I was too tired today, I forgot to knock on the door. How about this? Why don't I just go out and give you this space back? " When he thought about it, Ah Xian could move suddenly and woke up.

But after waking up it was another emotion. Ah Yin felt very annoying, he was so tired from filming, and it was unreasonable to be so polite and thoughtful when he returned to the hostel, so Ah Yin did not find another room to sleep in, but opened the door and stood outside again, Knocked symbolically, went back to bed and continued to sleep. Unexpectedly, when he closed his eyes, he couldn't move again immediately.Now Axian really started to get scared. Namo Amitabha... Axian chanted sutras in his heart to resist, but the pressure on his body suddenly became heavier, as if mocking him for his futile chanting. At this time, in Ah Xian's consciousness, he "clearly saw" an old woman with heavy makeup on the bed. The old woman with heavy make-up was wearing a Japanese-style kimono, sitting on the bed, and slowly picked up Ah Yin's finger... Bite hard with ecstasy on his face! Ah Xian was startled and in pain, and woke up in an instant from the pain. When I woke up, my fingers were still very sore. I checked the time, and it was three o'clock in the middle of the night. Ah Yin didn't dare to sleep anymore this time, and he didn't collect his things, so he walked out of the hostel and found an internet cafe to lie down on the table and sleep carelessly. The next morning, he went back to the hostel downstairs at 5:30 in a daze to gather and take a car to start filming. Later Ah Yin changed the room. fear? The real horror is... I had a wet dream that day. I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I dreamed I stood in front of the bathroom mirror in a daze, frantically wiped my underwear with toilet paper, and looked at my watch. Four o'clock in the middle of the night. I thought, that ecstatic old woman couldn't bite Ah Yin's finger, so she floated over to the next room... This is really bullshit. I have banned guns for so long, but it is puzzling that it was fired automatically at that night. What's more, I had wet dreams again after a day! ! ! This kind of wild shooting frequency is not valid in biology or pistol science, it is really an invincible evil. Filming is fun, tiring, but also rewarding. Anyway, I got the movie! It is expected to be released in July of 2011. I hope that next summer everyone will go to the cinema to enjoy the air-conditioning and experience this passionate and tearful youth comedy "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years".Looks great! As for now—"Legend of the Hunter" NO.17, let's fight!
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