Chapter 17 17. Picnic

It’s been a long time since any happy things happened. Besides, the first semester of junior high school is obviously different from the last semester: when I heard about a picnic or some kind of birthday party, I was so excited that I might explode at any time. It is Wang Xiaoming's idea to have a picnic on May 1st. In Jia Li's view, a picnic is to gather some delicious food, light a fire, and have a meal together. It's more pleasant than being bored at home.The promoter Wang Xiaoming dated four or five girls, but only two boys, Jia Li and Lu Zhisheng. "Why did she invite the two of us?" Lu Zhisheng loved to dig into the details, "I can't figure it out."

Jerry didn't bother to bother with the stupid idea, and said, "That's normal, she thinks we're all right!" Lu Zhisheng smiled at Jia Li with a complicated smile: "Oh, I understand!" On the morning of the holiday, we made an appointment to gather at the school gate.Jia Li arrived on time and found that none of the girls had arrived, only Lu Zhisheng stood upright with his shoulders on his shoulders. Lu Zhisheng looks like a young groom today, wearing a suit made for him by his father, which is said to be a famous brand of Peromon.But Lao Lu didn't want to think about it. His son is more than mediocre, and he is definitely not as sought-after as this suit.

"Hello!" Lu Zhisheng smiled embarrassingly.His hair was originally thin, but he was tortured by some styling water and became nondescript. Jia Li smiled, and just about to say a harsh metaphor, Lu Zhisheng patted the bag first, and said, "I've got the camera, I'll take some pictures later. Do you want to play with your hair?" Lu Zhisheng is a well-known photographer in the class, and he will bring that camera with him to every event, big or small.The camera is completely stupid, so stupid that it even rolls the film automatically, but even so, the clothes he photographed often only have a head when it is washed out, and even the neck cannot be photographed.Another time was even worse, only the hair on the top of the head and the forehead were photographed, leaving a large expanse of blue sky above.Therefore, when he takes pictures, others don't need to pose, at most they only need to pay attention to the neat hair.

Those girls came late, and they brought big bags and small bags, all of which were strange things, such as pots, knives, and matches.Wang Xiaoming asked the two of them to help me carry it, and said, "I have bought Scotch candies and cookies. Hey, hey, what else is missing?" Jarry said, "Is it all sweets?" "Want something salty?" Wang Xiaoming pointed at him with his finger, "Do you want wontons? There are boxed swallow skin wontons." "That sounds weird." Lu Zhisheng said, "Like feeding ducks!" "No, no, it's delicious." Wang Xiaoming said, "Jia Li likes salty food."

"Jia Li, Wang Xiaoming cares about you so much!" Lu Zhisheng blinked and said ghostly. God, he actually made such a joke in front of a girl! They arrived at the outskirts of the city like a running order gang with dragging food.Those girls are really ruthless in spending money, chasing after each other, buying more than one.Jia Li and Lu Zhisheng can only be porters.Lu Zhisheng was sweating, and complained quietly: "May 1 Labor Day, it really makes us a labor force!" Finally, they found an ideal barbecue place by the wild river, where they could sit down and have a picnic by a fire.Unexpectedly, those girls saw a lot of insects on the ground, and they all cried out:

"Hey, let's go to another place." Someone said, "It stinks of vegetable fields." "The worms are crawling up!" Lin Xiaomei exclaimed, "It's terrible!" It's a strange talk, you will naturally meet insects when you come to a picnic, this is their home!Jia Li said: "You really don't know how to enjoy the sunshine and nature, and I am stationed here!" "I don't want to move anymore!" Wang Xiaoming said, "Where are the matches? Jia Li, you must be hungry, right?" Lu Zhisheng immediately made another strange expression. If others don't understand, can Jia Li understand?He couldn't immediately quarrel with that guy; if Wang Xiaoming heard it, it would be really embarrassing, and the misunderstanding might never be eliminated!So, I can only sit in the fire and squint at anyone!

The smell of grass is everywhere, and the fire is lit.The semi-finished product was roasted, and before it was fully roasted, Lu Zhisheng began to eat and chew hard.At this time, he stopped attacking people with his mouth, and at most he talked about a few classics, such as: tea, coffee, and cocoa are the three major beverages in the world.But Jia Li was a little awkward, as if she was really pregnant with something, and seemed to have hurt Wang Xiaoming. In all fairness, Jia Li has always been very indifferent to Wang Xiaoming, because she is that soft.Girls who love to cry and be angry are not like Du Xiaodu, who is really a bit of a strong woman who cannot be underestimated.Even though Wang Xiaoming admired Jia Li very much and kept using his eyes and gestures to express that he was an important person, but he really didn't pay attention to this in the past.

"Today is my birthday." Wang Xiaoming suddenly opened a cake box as if by magic, "Please eat the birthday cake." "Heh!" Lu Zhisheng shouted, "Jia Li, you will definitely give me a generous gift!" Jerry wanted to punch him!There are hundreds of millions of girls in the world, why must he be connected with Wang Xiaoming? Wang Xiaoming announced his birthday, which seemed to be a surprise attack. Everyone ate the cake and naturally thought of the birthday gift. Lin Xiaomei also came today. Since she took the break dance training class, she has classified herself into the art circle, and her attire is always far away from the popular.For example, now she combs her hair tightly to her scalp, and her lips are thickly painted, which looks a bit like a little black man, and she also said that Wei Wei also has this style.When she went out for a picnic, she looked forward to the opportunity to show her artistic talents.When everyone talked about singing and dancing, she played the leading role with great interest; as soon as they talked about other things, she began to complain.

"Hey, can't you talk about something else?" Lin Xiaomei said, "Let's talk about something fun, how about Lennon's Beatles?" "Celebrate your birthday first!" Everyone said, "Today's protagonist should be Wang Xiaoming!" So, everyone talked about it.Some said they wanted to send a song to Wang Xiaoming; some said they wanted to draw a portrait.Lu Zhisheng said that if he wanted to take a photo of Wang Xiaoming, he would ensure that his whole body would be included in the photo, and he would not be sloppy. Lin Xiaomei was left out in the cold, and this is the most unbearable thing for her. She likes to be a star, no matter on stage or in life, she is always supported by others.

"Jia Li, you haven't said what to give!" Lu Zhisheng secretly laughed.Normally, no matter what jokes he made, Jia Li would ruthlessly smash them to pieces, but the unique trick he invented today made Jia Li too embarrassed to resist, which made Lu Zhisheng taste the sweetness, "Why are you blushing? It should be the same as Wang Xiaoming's favorite s things." Jia Li felt that he was completely broken, controlled by Lu Zhisheng, and he had no chance to fight back.He hated that guy for making such out-of-the-box jokes, but it was like stepping on a landmine, and he didn't dare to move, because if he lifted his foot, the sky would be full of flowers and it would be out of control.

"You, you!" Jarry could only pretend to be stupid, "I'm thinking about it!" Over there, Lin Xiaomei had already lost her temper, and said, "It's really boring. Didn't you say that you have a picnic? Why is it birthday again and a present?" "Birthdays are a sideshow." Someone said, "Come on, now let's sing the birthday song!" "Isn't the birthday celebration over yet?" Lin Xiaomei said again, "If I had known that I was going to celebrate my birthday in the wild, I might not have asked for leave!" Lin Xiaomei has always been used to being domineering, and someone else might accommodate her, but this Wang Xiaoming is a fragile and sensitive person who always likes to negotiate with tears.So, in an instant, tears filled her eyes, and the happy birthday atmosphere was filled with smoke. "What are you doing, I was just telling the truth." Lin Xiaomei said indifferently. Jia Li, who had always been cramped, suddenly became angry.He couldn't find out where his anger came from, maybe it was because he always had a heart for Lin Xiaomei's arrogance; maybe it was because he was annoyed and helpless by Lu Zhisheng when he got up early this morning; People are bullying, anyway, he shouted loudly, shaking the earth. "Go if you want to go! The sooner the better." It was the first time in Lin Xiaomei's life that she was treated so rudely.She raised her eyebrows and opened her eyes wide: "You, what's none of your business? That's our girls' business!" Once this circle was swiped, Jia Li became very embarrassed. He wriggled his mouth and couldn't find a breakthrough for a while.He even saw Lu Zhisheng's pity glance in his panic. "Of course it has something to do with him." That Wang Xiaoming suddenly wiped away his tears and stood up, "I am willing to let him be the spokesperson!" Lin Xiaomei did not go away in the end.She is a very strong girl, and she will never be willing to act like she is running away.She sat there out of place and complained occasionally, but that was just a reminder of her existence.Since then, her friendly relationship with Jerry ended.However, as long as Jia Li was present, she would restrain her speech, perhaps because she was also afraid of the upright boy who would not accommodate at will. The birthday celebrations are still going on.Those who donated songs, those who took pictures, everyone was busy.Jarry sat like an outsider, feeling agitated.In full view, he was promoted to be Wang Xiaoming's spokesperson.God knows what trouble the title might cause. "Spokesperson!" Lu Zhisheng sat on the grass with his head raised like a toad, and he yelled loudly, as if he wanted to let the whole world know, "It's time for you to give a gift!" Jia Liqiang stood up vigorously, took a deep breath, and felt his whole body tense up. Suddenly, something seemed to fly out of his chest, and shot towards Lu Zhisheng like a stray bullet. "Hmm!" Lu Zhisheng covered his mouth and howled, "It hurts me to death! What secret weapon did you use?" Jia Li couldn't think of anything that hurt so much when he hit someone. After checking, he found that the brass button on his chest had jumped out.It seems that Lu Zhisheng should hit him, otherwise, why would the copper button consciously and impartially hit him in the mouth! Lu Zhisheng also touched the copper button on the grass. He called it a magic button and refused to return it to Jia Li: "It is willing to go to me, a blessed man!" condescending. Jia Li's gift to Wang Xiaoming is a hope: less tears, more wisdom.Wang Xiaoming accepted the gift grandly and wrote it down in his notebook on the spot.In addition, she thought the matter was not complicated enough and gave back a wish. "May my spokesperson become a real Chaplin soon!" Jerry couldn't laugh or cry, because he turned out to be just a funny character.Nalu Zhisheng was paying attention to him, and asked loudly: What do you mean by this?It seems to be looking for the secret word in the ambush.Jerry wanted to jump headfirst into the river.The water was cold in early May, but maybe a little hotter than his blood! Since that day, Lu Zhisheng has stopped making jokes that made Jia Li feel ashamed. I don't know if it's because Jia Li has publicly served as a "spokesperson", and the secret petty fights have lost their meaning; Zhisheng only paid attention to the "magic button", and temporarily forgot to chew his tongue and create some small rumors.However, since the weeping Wang Xiaoming dared to call him a contemporary spokesperson, what else should Jia Li be afraid of!