Chapter 2 Two, Three Musketeers

Among the class committee members, Chen Yingda, Lu Zhisheng, and Jia Li were a small group. Because the other three class committee members were all girls, the three female class committee members were not friendly with each other.The three male class committee members never took sides—who knows what's going on with the girls? In Lu Zhisheng's words, among the elites in their three classes, Chen Yingda is the most outstanding. A picture of a battle tank.A while ago, he was bored at home flipping through books, saying that he wanted to invent a beetle tank.Later, I really made a model, which is small and can run forward with a battery installed.

But Jarry didn't vote for it.Chen Yingda was thin, with a pale face, wearing a pair of glasses, and looked like a complete bookworm. He was very timid, and even seeing people getting vaccinations gave him goosebumps.He may be able to manufacture and design tanks, but it is absolutely impossible to drive a tank to fight the enemy. If you want him to go into battle, it's no wonder he doesn't faint! Lu Zhisheng was very dissatisfied when he couldn't find a bosom friend, and blamed Jia Li for being ignorant, blowing the wind in front of Jia Li every day: "Look at Chen Yingda's bag, it's real cowhide, it looks like a scientist!"

"Forget it," Jia Li said, "He is Chen Jingrun, a great mathematician, and his clothes are quite simple." "Chen Yingda has a good temperament and looks excellent." "A person who looks good is not necessarily really good." Jia Li remarked. Lu Zhisheng rolled his eyes and finally stopped talking.The next day, Jarry found a note in his schoolbag, on which he wrote a curse word, "You are a blind dog".The signature on the back is "Detective".Jia Li crumpled the note and stuffed it into the desk of Hong Shang, the most fussy girl in the class. Now that it was done, Hong Shang burst into tears immediately, turning the matter into an uproar.Things got serious, and the dean was alarmed all the time.Finally, after identifying the handwriting, the fat detective was finally called into the office for a training session.

As soon as the guy went out, he yelled at Jarry, "You're not enough friends!" Jia Li remained silent, smiled and said, "Today is April Fool's Day!" Then he put his hand on the shoulder of the unlucky Lu Zhisheng. Since then, Lu Zhisheng not only admired Chen Yingda, but also bowed to Jia Ligan. He has few advantages, but one thing stands out: he is very self-aware. The three of them have worked together for half a year and are known as the "Three Musketeers".I don't know who said that two friends can be good for a long time, but the friendship of three friends is always prone to ups and downs, because people's feelings are not balanced, there will always be some ups and downs.No one studied the science of this claim, but the friendship between the three musketeers suddenly faced a crisis.Of course, this kind of crisis has principles, and it is completely different from the trivial conflicts of the girls.

The incident happened not long after the school celebration, and the school was going to organize an intelligence competition, and each class would send one contestant.The class committee decided to send Chen Yingda there because he is an all-rounder who can win glory for the class. "No, no, no." Chen Yingda said, "I don't have time to prepare these." "There are two more afternoons until the game." Lu Zhisheng persuaded, "You look through the information tomorrow afternoon, and play in the afternoon the day after tomorrow, and the competition is over."

"Two afternoons? How many words can I recite!" Chen Yingda pushed his glasses and shrugged, "English learning needs a kind of persistence." Chen Yingda attended an amateur school outside, specializing in English.His English signature is very gorgeous. According to Lu Zhisheng, he has reached the level of a foreign celebrity, and his spoken English is fluent. When he speaks Chinese, he always pops out some words unconsciously, and his movements also have a certain foreign flavor.I heard that his father asked him to take the "TOEFL" test after graduating from junior high school, and then defected to his aunt in the United States.Chen Yingda is a rare filial son, so he plunged into foreign languages ​​and became a bookworm, even forgetting the friendship between "swordsmen".

"Hey, hello." Jia Li said angrily, "People always have to be loyal, and make some contributions to the class!" Lu Zhisheng beat the side drum: "Once you appear on the stage, the rest of them will have nothing to do." It's a pity that Chen Yingda is no better than others, so he won't make people dizzy with a few words.He listened politely, and finally answered with one word: No. All the tongues spent by everyone become nonsense in this merciless negation.Lu Zhisheng felt disappointed and would only repeat his old illnesses, cursing in a whisper: "I'm not enough friends, you four-eyed dog. I really want to kick him and go to America to eat dry bread!"

"Try to teach him a new word," Jarry said. "Forget it, he already has a vocabulary of 3,000." Lu Zhisheng was very angry, as if he had been fooled again, "It's almost as good as he taught you." "I'm going to teach him to say-Yes to us!" "Oh, tell him to represent the class obediently?" Lu Zhisheng said, "even gods can't do it." "I want to be a fairy." The two of them sat together and thought about it for a long time, and came up with a lot of stupid ideas, such as writing a threatening letter; going to talk to his father; Self-destruction, completely denied.

At this moment, Mr. Qi, who teaches foreign languages, walked by. He was a male teacher who paid attention to grooming. He spoke very little and had a low voice. It was rumored in the student circle that he drank three bottles of yogurt a day, did not eat Chinese food, and only ate red food. sausage bread; said that he talks in foreign languages ​​in his sleep.I don't know if there is any basis for this allusion.His extraordinary appearance is indeed a bit of a townsman.The two of them stopped talking and watched him go away. "If only I could convince Mr. Qi! If possible, I'd rather pay for him to drink yogurt."

Jia Li also knows that Mr. Qi is a part-time teacher in a vocational school, and Chen Yingda is now his disciple. However, if a person as arrogant as Mr. Qi asks to come to the door, he will not give Yes. --Chen Yingda's tone may come from his teachings. "No." Jarry learned a deep negative. "Extremely similar!" Lu Zhisheng yelled, "Did you forget that Mr. Qi came to take the class? He has this tone. Jia Li, you can really imitate, A-level level!" "Really?! Are you sure?" "absolute!" Jia Li said, "Okay, Teacher Qi will call Chen Yingda's home tonight."

Lu Zhisheng thought for a long time before turning the corner, smiling so much that he held his legs together, put his stomach away, and said, "You can't get rid of me, this is what we both came up with." Of course, there are only two swordsmen left now, and they must be united as one, sharing blessings and difficulties together. That night, Jia Li and his two contemporary swordsmen hid in Jia Li's small room and called Chen Yingda.Chen Yingda is not the kind of person who is careless, so it is exciting to compete with him. The phone rang, and they heard Chen Yingda call: "Hi, this is the Chen family, who are you looking for?" Jarry didn't answer, held his breath, and put down the phone.Lu Zhisheng had already turned on the Aihua micro-recorder, put the earphones on it, and authentic American spoken English was being played there. "You are Teacher Qi?" The other party's voice became respectful. The earphones shift a bit, and as a background, that's important.Jarry's crooning voice sounded: "Aren't you preparing for the quiz?" "No, this is too boring." "No, No, although English learning needs a kind of continuity, applicability is also very important." "You mean, there are English puzzles in the quiz?" "Yes." A standard bass, completely in Teacher Qi's style. "Yes!" said the other party, "Thank you teacher. I understand." "No, you don't have to thank me!" Mr. Qi has always said a lot of money. The phone was hung up, and for a long time, the two miracle workers had a feeling of being in a dream. It happened that Jia Li's sister, Jia Mei, opened the door and said, "You guys are sneaky again! Why are you calling?" Close the door!" Now, they were reminded, they laughed wildly, very wantonly, in Jammeh's words, they looked like pirates, they were very proud of what they heard, and laughed even more exaggeratedly, and laughed at her, making her terrified , escape the room. The next morning, nothing great happened.Chen Yingda hurried over and said to Jia Li: "Have you decided who will participate in the Intelligence Grand Prix?" "No." Jarry swept his eyes at him, "you won't go." "Then, then I'll go!" Lu Zhisheng kept rubbing his nose, probably afraid of bursting into laughter: "How did you figure it out?" "Well... since the class needs it." The wit actually smiled, a very natural smile, it's hard to tell the truth from the fake. "Thank you!" said Jerry coldly.He didn't ask Chen Yingda any more, because he knew that he would never tell Mr. Qi, this kind of person, even if he was killed, he would not tell. --Suitable for underground work.Jia Li just asked: "There will be no more changes?" "A word from a gentleman." Lu Zhisheng added a little more weight, with a strange air of yin and yang. "Yes!" Chen Yingda really got into the trap and gave Jia Li a high five. Jia Li reported the list to the student union.He knew that he had really become a fairy once.It's just that Lu Zhisheng was still a little worried, and said again and again: "In case he meets Teacher Qi..." These worries were unfounded, but everything went smoothly. Chen Yingda answered fluently in the intelligence competition and won a gold medal for the class. All the girls in the class looked at Chen Yingda differently, as if he was the only outstanding boy in the world.Later, the "Chen Yingda craze" spread to the neighboring class, and all the girls joined in. Even Jia Mei said repeatedly: "Chen Yingda is really great!" "Great fart!" Jarry raged. "The greatest is an unsung hero like me!" "Unsung heroes? There are only unsung heroes in movies!" What is there to say about such a brainless girl.Jia Li couldn't disclose the whole story, and he hoped that Chen Yingda would lose his temper with him, because there were no English questions at all in the intelligence competition, and besides, Chen Yingda had to contact Teacher Qi several times a week, so he must know the truth . But Chen Yingda kept silent about it, which made Jiali a little sad.Several times, he wanted to go home with Chen Yingda, but Chen Yingda tactfully refused. Obviously, the friendship of the Three Musketeers ran aground. We can only go our separate ways!Jarry waved his troubles away. But soon, the friendship between the two swordsmen was almost ruined, and the incident happened to Lu Zhisheng. Lu Zhisheng has blood type ○ and often claims to be a hero.It is true that he has some loyalty and some things to boast about, but this guy is so showy.For example, when riding a bicycle, he wobbles and half-closes his eyes, looking like a drunk. In fact, he is very sober, but he is just pretending to be chic, thinking it is so beautiful. The most terrible thing is that he learned to smoke and became addicted. Jia Li was the first to know because Lu Zhisheng once offered him a pack of cigarettes.As soon as Jia Li hesitated, Nalu Zhisheng said with a high air: "Hey, is it worth hesitating? All the great figures in the world smoke, such as Marx, Lenin, Balzac." Then he lit a cigarette and smoked happily. Take a bite, as if you have stepped into the circle of giants. "Where did you buy this cigarette?" Jia Li paused for a moment, the cigarette was very unfamiliar, he didn't know how to swing it, but he couldn't make Lu Zhisheng laugh at him as a country bumpkin. "Buy? How can I have so much money! Marlboro cigarette dealers sell six yuan a pack! I have at least five packs and six packs a month!" "Is that stolen?" "It's almost the same, I got it from my father!" Lu Zhisheng said happily, "This is called smoking and drinking!" "Be careful, he will punch you once he knows!" "How do you let him know! There are so many people who gave him cigarettes, it would be a pity not to help him smoke some!" Lu Zhisheng smoked intoxicatedly, immersed in his legendary color, "Hey, why don't you smoke? ?" Jia Li's heart skipped a beat, he put the cigarettes in his school bag and said, "I'm coughing, I'll smoke later." Unexpectedly, Lu Zhisheng never forgot about smoking.Once in class, the head teacher took a chalk and copied an ancient poem on the blackboard with great interest. When Lu Zhisheng saw the chalk, he thought of Marlboro, and unexpectedly took out a cigarette—he usually smoked in a corner hiding from others. A few bites, very sneaky, I don't know how to be so unscrupulous this time! So, the matter was brought to light, and Lu Zhisheng once again became a tragic figure. Lu Zhisheng's father was summoned to the school.This middle-aged man was also a black and fat man, with a little baldness on the top of his head. The father and son were exactly the same, except that the father's facial features were enlarged a little, and the skin on his face was a little loose.He had come during recess, and on such a gray day he hadn't forgotten to nod when he met Jerry in the hallway.Jia Li believes that people with this face shape are destined for him, and they feel close to each other when they see each other, because he immediately likes that person's demeanor, and calls him Lao Lu in his heart.In another twenty years, Lu Zhisheng will become such an old Lu, appearing on the streets. Lao Lu is the head of the supply and marketing section of a large factory. He is a famous person. He has brand-name cigarettes in his pocket and passes them to everyone. It is said that he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. champion.But this gentleman is very strange and doesn't want a successor in smoking, so he is very annoyed at his son's smoking! Since Lao Lu hooked up with the school, Lu Zhisheng's life was not very comfortable. Lao Lu numbered all the cigarettes at home, and it was difficult for Xiao Lu to get cigarettes. He could only collect some cigarette butts, no different from a bum. .Even so, Lao Lu still didn't give up, and often rummaged through his son's pockets, throwing a tantrum as soon as he found shredded tobacco. "I'm like a prisoner." Lu Zhisheng said bitterly, "I'm under surveillance everywhere," Jerry said, "Then you just quit smoking." "You think I don't want to quit? This is heredity. I have quit a hundred times and failed a hundred times." "Would you like to buy some quit smoking candy?" "I often smoke cigarettes while chewing quit candy." Lu Zhisheng said, "It's more enjoyable to smoke like this." When Jia Li was trying his best to help the troubled brother, Lao Lu came to the campus again.This time, instead of going to the office, he went straight to the classroom and called out Jarry.Lao Lu was very attentive, took Jia Li out of school, and led him into a well-decorated coffee shop, where the light was dim, as if deliberately saving electricity.The two sat facing each other, and Lao Lu politely ordered two cups of bitter coffee.In order to show his appreciation, Jia Li drank it all in one gulp. "Okay, refreshing!" Lao Lu said, "enough friends." Jarry felt a lightness in his shoulders, a sense of a higher status. "I heard that you are very capable, Lu Zhisheng admires you very much!" "It's not enough to convince me, he's my deputy!" Jarry didn't have to be too modest. "That's good! It seems that only you can help him quit smoking." "This……" "No matter what you think, as long as he sees cigarettes in the future, he won't be tempted!" Lao Lu patted his head, "I'll take the two of you out for a trip, by plane!" Wow, Jerry couldn't sit still -- there are very few such good things in the world, and it's a blessing to be able to take the turn once, only a fool would be indifferent! From Lu Zhisheng's point of view, this Jia Li suddenly became a mysterious figure, concentrating on reading a crumpled note.Get up close and read like you want to swallow a note. "Hey, what's going on?" "It's nothing! It's nothing! I don't want to involve you in trouble!" Jia Li whispered, carefully keeping the note away.This kind of thing happened repeatedly throughout the day.For the third time, Lu Zhisheng couldn't bear this kind of torture anymore. He tiptoed around behind Jia Li and snatched the note.If you don't look at it, you will be shocked when you see it. It is written in black and white: Do you want to have an extraordinary experience?Do you want to have a harvest from the sky?Please go to the bottom of the wall opposite the seventh classroom to find the answer. "did you go?" "Shh, keep your voice down." Jarry shook his hand, "Can this kind of thing be publicized?" "Who wrote it?" Lu Zhisheng said, "That calligraphy is pretty good." "It's an anonymous letter, what the hell, I'm not going to try it anyway—in case it's a trap!" "You can go to the opposite side of the seventh classroom to do some reconnaissance first." Lu Zhisheng was eager to try. "Forget it, there won't be any fancy tricks. I can't figure it out, who cares about me so much! I don't have any friends except you; I can't seem to find any enemies. Guess it's Huai?" During the lunch break that day, Lu Zhisheng went out.He walked to the opposite of the seventh classroom, which was the most secluded corner of the campus, and it was rare for people to visit it once a month.He looked around quietly, and sure enough, he found a line written crookedly on the base of the wall: Go east thirty steps.Lu Zhisheng couldn't be bothered. He followed the order and walked eastward for about thirty steps. It was a dead corner where debris was piled up. Sure enough, he saw a line of words written in chalk: There is a cigarette in the basket. Smoke it and go back. Go and get what you want.Lu Zhisheng smiled and kicked the wastebasket away curiously. Sure enough, a cigarette and a box of matches rolled out of it. The cigarette was his favorite Marlboro.Lu Zhisheng was overjoyed, seeing no one around, squatted down, picked up a cigarette, and lit it. Suddenly, there was an inhuman howl from that corner, which lasted for a minute, as if some murder had happened! It was sent by Lu Zhisheng.People around came to hear the news, and saw Lu Zhisheng holding a cigarette, and the smoke spewed out beautiful sparks like fireworks.Lu Zhisheng lowered his head, looking desperate, like a stupid bird with a broken wing! When Jia Li turned out from behind the pile of debris, Lu Zhisheng gave him a smile ten times uglier than crying. That case was quickly solved.It caused two consequences: first, Lu Zhisheng's finger was burned with two blood blisters, because the cigarette was specially made, and a firecracker with the fuse hidden was hidden.The second result was very satisfactory to all parties. Lu Zhisheng completely quit smoking, saying that when he saw it, he thought it might explode, and all his emotions were frightened away. Afterwards, Lao Lu secretly summoned Jiali again. This time, he didn't spend any money or show any courtesy, and just stood in the corridor to let Jiali suffer from the cold wind. The first sentence was: "We Zhisheng suffered too much. .” Then he asked Jerry where he planned to travel. "That's a no-brainer!" said Jerry generously, knowing it would be an unpleasant trip.If Lu Zhisheng realizes this deal, maybe he will fight him. It seems that Lao Lu was looking forward to this sentence, said "goodbye", and walked away.He is still a man who keeps his promise. In addition, he can have more spare time than before - he doesn't need to number cigarettes every day, and he doesn't need to check Lu Zhisheng's pockets; Might be able to go around the earth! Looking at Lao Lu's back with complicated emotions, Jia Li said to himself, "Goodbye? I hope I won't have such an honor next time!"