Chapter 26 black impermanence, white impermanence

black impermanence, white impermanence Yang Hailin Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang are two little devils under Lord Yan, hehe, they are too young and have no special skills, so they have to cook in the kitchen of Lord Yan. It doesn't matter if it gets smoked a bit, because his face is dark anyway; Bai Wuchang is in charge of kneading the dough, it doesn't matter if there is some flour on his face, because his face is white anyway. Being in the kitchen all the time is not a fun job. They had the courage to go to Lord Yan, wanting to change to an interesting job, but Lord Yan had a hard time, scratched their heads for a long time, and finally said that you should go to the world with the bull head and horse face to seduce the souls of the dying people.

Coincidentally, the bull head and horse face have been in a mood for the past two days. Wow, is this profession equivalent to a policeman who arrests bad guys? Of course, Yan Wangye is full of joy. Shhh, while King Yan isn't paying attention, I'll tell you some news: Bullhead and Horse Noodles don't want to do this job for a long time. They would rather go to the kitchen to make a fire and knead noodles. They always give advice to Lord Yan. The sky is scolded by people, think about it, if they capture their souls, wouldn't they die? Who wants to die? So when I saw a bull's head and a horse's face, I couldn't help scolding for a while.

This is still light, and sometimes, people have to beat them facelessly.Their wages are determined according to the amount of Band-Aids they put on after being beaten on the face. Who wants to do such a job? But Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang are very happy, because they don't have to stay in the kitchen all day. Moreover, there are special uniforms. Wow, put on a uniform, think about it, how majestic it would be? Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang are too young, and they don't have any special skills. If they have such a profession, hehe, who would dare to underestimate them? You brothers have a careful look at this contract. If you have no comments, please sign below, and this contract will be considered effective.

Lord Yan took out a contract, which stated that the validity period of this job could be for a lifetime. Haha, working for a lifetime, I am still worried about only signing a one-year contract. Hei Wuchang said. Yeah, forever, which means we'll never have the chance to be in that damn kitchen. Bai Wuchang said. Shuashuashua, Black and White Impermanence signed. Yay, it worked.Lord Yan jumped up from the chair at once, grabbed the contract, carefully looked at their signatures, and then handed it over to the master, put it away, and locked it in safe No. 38, No. 30 in my office. Eight grids.

Then he patted Black and White Wuchang on the shoulder, and said, you go to get your uniform now, and go to work right away, well, there are a bunch of dead souls waiting for you to catch in my book of life and death. You must have seen ghost movies, their uniforms, hehe, are actually just a broken hat and an old gown. Although it's not very good, it's still a uniform, isn't it? Put on the upper body, just like a Jigong. It's fun and fun. You guys, untie the braids on your heads. Niutou said with a cold face. What are you doing, untie your braids, how ugly that is. Black and white impermanence addicted to murmuring.

It's okay, think about it, you are here to catch the souls of the dead, don't make yourself sick, can those souls be afraid of you? Ma Mian looked like a bearded director, and he did it three times and two times. Well, the black and white impermanent braids were untied and loosened down one by one. Wow, that's disgusting enough. Ma Mian frowned, okay, stick out your tongue again, yes, the longer you stick out, the better. Remember, in the future, you can't walk like others, you have to stand on your tiptoes, giving people the illusion of floating around. But unfortunately, I said that they are very small ghosts, very short, no matter how hard they try, they can't achieve the desired effect.

what should I do? Stretch it. Lord Yan held Hei Wuchang's feet with one hand, and plucked his messy hair with the other, and stretched it vigorously, and Hei Wuchang was stretched out. good results. Yan Wangye stretched out both hands and did not raise his head: the next one. Well, now, they are sent to the world to find the souls who are going to leave or have left the human body. They came to Mr. Li's house.Mr. Li is lying on the bed. Mr. Li has been ill for many years. When Black and White Wuchang entered the door, Mr. Li's soul suddenly came out of his body. How did you come here?

Mr. Li's soul murmured. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, black and white impermanence said. Don't waste your time, lead me away quickly, I'm dying of anxiety after waiting for so long. Mr. Li's soul jumped out of Mr. Li's body. Why, don't you hold a farewell ceremony with Mr. Li's body? No need, Mr. Li is dying of anxiety. No one can cure Mr. Li's disease at present, and he was already prepared to die. No, you just stay there and wait for Mrs. Li to come back. Hei Wuchang pushed Mr. Li's soul back. Bai Wuchang was among those who pinched Mr. Li. Well, Mr. Li is alive again.

My life is so miserable. Mr. Li said in tears. Hei Wuchang's face darkened. Bai Wuchang had a pale face. They were all expressions of sympathy for Mr. Li. Shall we call your wife? Hei Wuchang asked. No, said Mr. Lee, who even sat up in bed. If you are really kind-hearted, could you please pour me a glass of water first? Yes, there is hot water in that red thermos. Bai Wuchang poured him a full glass of water. Don't worry, drink slowly, there is plenty of time anyway. I really still have a lot of time?Well then, I will not drink this cup of tea, please listen to my story first.

Since when to talk about it, let's talk about it since I was born. I'm so dizzy, did I make a mistake, this Mr. Li, if he told the story of his life again, wouldn't it be equivalent to living another life? Hei Wuchang said that there is plenty of time, but in fact he was just comforting him, how could he really have so much time? Then let me tell the story of me and my wife. Yes, but it's best not to take too long. Hei Wuchang had a cold face, he now felt that this Mr. Li was a bit slippery. Mr. Li said his wife was very kind to him. But now, she is on a business trip far away.

Mr. Li and Mrs. Li often do this, either Mr. Li or Mrs. Li are on business trips. In all these years, the time they spent together was actually not a few days. But he never calls each other. I don't know how she is now. Why don't you give her a call? Bai Wuchang asked. Oh, I don't want, that way, she will know that I am worried about her. She knows that I worry about her, and she will worry about me, and I don't want her to worry. Hearing Mr. Li's words, black and white impermanence burst into tears. Black impermanence was washed into white impermanence by tears. Bai Wuchang was washed whiter by tears. Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang went back empty-handed to report to Lord Yama. Sigh, forget it, let’s go to work in the kitchen: Hei Wuchang cooks a pot, Bai Wuchang kneads noodles. Black and white Wuchang are together every day, they are very happy, they float here and there in the kitchen for a while, because he doesn't have to worry about each other endlessly like Mr. Li and his wife.