Chapter 19 braggart

braggart Import Yang Hailin This ghost was fond of playing pranks during his lifetime. Let me give you an example: when he was young, he liked to play with frogs, but the frogs didn't bother to talk to him. The frogs didn't even raise their eyelids, and jumped into the water with a plop. This man (note: he is not a ghost at this time) used a thin line to catch earthworms to catch frogs. The frog is famous for myopia. It couldn't see the person on the river bank, but it found the earthworm rubbing around its mouth. Oh, it smells so good. The frog couldn't help swallowing the earthworm.

Well, the man has caught a frog. Although caught in the palm of this person, the frog is not afraid of him at all. When the frog's two hind legs hopped lightly, it was several meters away. This person is not afraid of frogs: you can jump, I have a coup against you. The man pulled out a hollow grass stalk and inserted it lightly into the frog's buttocks. What are you doing?Does it hurt? This man didn't care about the frog's protests, he sucked his mouth to hold the exposed grass stalk, and blew with all his breath, hehe, the frog's belly immediately grew bigger. Frogs are not their distant relatives, bullfrogs, but they are thin animals.This person has increased its size several times at once, alas, how could it have the courage to meet its companions, it would be strange not to scare them unconscious.

Even if it had the courage to face the strange eyes of its companions, it would not be able to reach it. Its body shape is like a pregnant woman, how can it walk? Play with this person obediently. When I grow up, hey, this person should stop looking for a job. Work came to him. "Come with me to butcher a pig," said the butcher Wang enthusiastically, holding his hand, "I watched you grow up blowing frogs, and in the process of blowing frogs, you have cultivated a deep dantian spirit." , It’s a waste not to kill pigs.” Why, this frog blower has an advantage in killing pigs?

You don’t understand this, right? In the past, when people slaughtered pigs, they would cut a hole in their legs after bleeding the pigs, and then blow air into the pig’s body vigorously. When the pig's body swells like a bulge, it's done, tie up the cut just now to prevent it from leaking, and then put it in boiling water to scald. The hair on the pig's body fades very easily. Hehe, so to speak, this person is really a rare talent. What Lao Wang said is right. Facts have proved that this person is really a piece of material for slaughtering pigs. Every time he slaughters pigs, Lao Wang has to worry about blowing air on pigs. , you can rest for a while.

He is completely at ease in entrusting this person with the task of blowing air. But he couldn't rest for long, and often the moment his butt landed on the bench, the man would yell, "Old Wang, you're done." How is it possible, you didn't blow it at all. Hehe, he didn't blow it. As soon as he lifted the pig's leg, the pig trembled. Once you are afraid, there is only breath in but no breath out. The pig blows himself up. This is a strange person, after death, he will be a strange ghost. Lord Yan was very interested in this strange ghost, and circled him ninety-nine, eighty-one and a half times.

"I heard that you are good at blowing, isn't it?" Lord Yan asked. "You can put it that way." Strange Ghost was very humble. "Well, I just like to make friends with skills. Well, I have to hold a grand welcome ceremony for you. Then, you have to show your unique skills." Lord Yan jumped three feet high happily. The welcoming ceremony was held on a lawn. On the grass, there are cows grazing everywhere. "Could it be that you want me to brag about these cows?" Strange Ghost asked Lord Yama curiously. "Yes, yes, you have been blowing pigs in the world for decades, and you should make a breakthrough." Lord Yan said clearly, "Blowing pigs while you are alive, and blowing pigs even after being a ghost, how boring it is."

"Well, what you say seems to make sense." Cows are not as easy to deal with as pigs, and they mistakenly think that the strange ghost is just a super big fly, looking for some fresh blood to drink from them. Well, let me give you a little bit, as if we are giving you a love. Cows are soft-hearted. The cows just flicked him with their tails and left him alone. Well, he carefully cut a small slit in the cow's leg, trying not to hurt them. Then, he blew vigorously. The cow stood there motionless. It feels very strange: although its belly is a little bigger (maybe it is because it has eaten too much grass), it feels that it is much lighter.

What's going on here?The cow was in a daze there, hoo, its body became a little lighter. When its body was blown like an elephant, hoo, it fluttered into the air amidst the screams of its companions. Then, one, two, all the cows flew into the sky. "Wow, that's great." Lord Yan slapped his hands swollen. The sky in the underworld was originally pitch black and there was nothing, but now it is better, with these cows floating around, it is much more interesting. Those cows are all milk, and now they are suffering from suffocation and are about to produce milk. Hush, huh, it's raining milk.

The ghosts collectively took a milk bath. "Wow, you are so great!" All the ghosts have swollen hands. But the cows that float around are sometimes very disobedient. When the ghosts gather together again and want to take a milk bath, hey, a gust of wind blows and they float to other places. Floating over the archives in charge of the master. The files written by the master have been stored for a long time, and some of them are moldy. The master asked his little ghosts to move these files to the yard to dry. huh huh huh. Those cows didn't rain milk. They pissed collectively.

The master was so angry that his nose was crooked. The master used his brains, he pulled an elephant and let this strange ghost blow it. This elephant is not as easy to deal with as a cow. When the strange ghost blows, the elephant retaliates. He blew again, and the elephant blew back again. Gradually, the bellies of the elephant and the ghost grew bigger. Hey, they all floated up. "Haha, just watch those cows for us, don't let them make trouble." Master clapped his hands, very proud.