Chapter 14 slacker's roots

slacker's roots Import Yang Hailin The slacker sits dozing in front of his house. In fact, he has a very beautiful bed, made of copper, and his toys are hidden in the quilt, but that bed is in the house, and the slacker wants to sleep as soon as he walks to the door, what should he do, go back?Go back to that bed? I don't, if I go, then I will disgrace the honorable title of slacker. thought the slacker. The slacker yawned a long time, well, I really want to sleep for a while, and I'll go to bed when I get enough sleep. Is there a mistake?After enough sleep, what is the slacker going to do in bed?

You don't understand this, he is a slacker, he doesn't bother to think about whether he made a mistake. The slacker lay down by the door and curled himself up in a circle. It is said that this sleeping method is very warm. I learned it from his white-nosed black dog. The white-nosed black dog has no hair on the tip of its nose. It is frozen into a red cherry in winter. It is too ugly-it is not a cherry tree. I want the red cherry What are you doing?When sleeping, it curls up and stretches its tail over to cover its white nose, hehe, it’s like covering it with a thick layer of dog fur blanket, no matter how cold it is, it won’t be afraid.

Although the slacker also curled up, but he has no tail, but his nose is also bald, what can we do? The slacker has a way, he imagines himself as a hot roast chicken, oh, the delicious roast chicken is placed at the door, if the big bad wolf comes, can't he swallow it in one gulp? Thinking about it this way, the slacker became frightened, his nose was sweating, why did he feel cold? This is what the slacker wants. Well, now he doesn't have to worry about his nose catching a cold, and he can sleep peacefully. He used the same method to imagine that he had just eaten a delicious meal. Well, his stomach was rumbling to give him advice, but now he stopped, his stomach was embarrassed: the master just let me eat a big meal, If I eat any more, I'm going to starve to death.

Let the master sleep peacefully. The slacker didn't know how long he slept. In Po Meng’s soup of “all things rest”, there is a kind of lazy medicine provided by lazy ghosts, and this kind of lazy medicine is the main ingredient in Po Meng’s soup. Think about it, only being lazy can you do everything well. If you don't want to do it, you can "stop everything". But the slacker hasn't come for more than a month—that is to say, the slacker has slept for more than a month—but the lazy medicine Po Meng bought from him has run out. What should I do? I called the slacker's house, but no one answered.

The slacker hasn't woken up yet, and the phone won't tell Granny Meng that the slacker is sleeping. Even if the telephone has this function, then Po Meng must not come in person? Unable to get through the phone, Granny Meng gritted her teeth, dropped a lot of things in her hands, and hurriedly came on tiptoe. As soon as I got outside the slacker's house, I slid a bit. Po Meng stepped on something, and almost broke her buttocks into eight petals. What is it? It turned out that it was winter at that time, and the slobber drool a lot while sleeping, and it froze. Po Meng thought it was a lazy ghost who forgot to turn off the tap water.

Granny Meng called out the slacker at the door, her voice sounded like thunder. Alas, Granny Meng usually speaks in a soft voice, like a polite elementary school student, but she knows that she can't do it with the slacker, and the slacker can only hear thunder. Sure enough, the slacker heard it. He rubbed his eyes and muttered, "It's Meng Po again. Among us ghosts, you are the only one who dares to talk to me so rudely." "Oh brother lazy ghost, do you still have your lazy medicine, sell me some more." When Po Meng was talking, she went to pull the slacker up.

She knew that if she didn't pull him, the slacker would be too lazy to get up. No matter how you pull it, you can't pull it up. What's the matter, have your feet taken root on the ground? Po Meng went to look at the lazy man's feet carefully, and found that there were many thick roots growing under the lazy man's feet, which had penetrated into the soil. Why, you are not a tree, what are you doing with so many roots? How did she know that when the slacker's stomach was hungry, the slacker would lie to his stomach in his dream: "Didn't I have a delicious meal just now, don't mess around with me."

The stomach got the false information provided by the slacker, but it was embarrassed to make a fuss, so it had to think of another way, so it let the feet grow roots, and went to the ground to absorb nutrients like plants. But the soil in front of the slacker's house is very poor, there is no way, those blood vessels have to grow to the surroundings, or to a deeper place. Longer and more, longer and longer. what should I do?If he can't walk, the slacker is also very anxious, although he usually doesn't even bother to walk. "Don't worry, I'll find another ghost to dig it for you."

Granny Meng is an enthusiastic ghost. Besides, if the lazy ghost's feet grow on the ground like this, there is no way to get her lazy medicine. Granny Meng hurriedly called many ghosts with shovels, and after digging for three days and three nights, all the roots that had sprung to the surrounding area were dug out. But there are still roots that pierce downward. The ghosts didn't dare to plan. Because the roots under the feet of lazy ghosts are extremely deep, they may have passed through the territory belonging to ghosts and entered the world of 聻 (folklore, ghosts become 聻 after death and live in places below ghosts).

The ghosts dare not dig, maybe because they think it will affect the diplomacy of the two countries. Granny Meng's "all things rest" soup does not have the lazy medicine for lazy ghosts. Medicine, if you continue to be as lazy as before, it will definitely be unreasonable. The mind also becomes more diligent. They quickly developed another recipe for lazy medicine. It is made into medicine and mixed into Meng Po's "all things rest" soup, and the taste is amazing. The roots that were dug out of the slacker's feet were so in the way that they often tripped them, so they buried it again.

All the ghosts came to drink the "all things rest" soup, and they became the same again. The only difference is the lazy ghost. Now, the new ghosts have lost their way and come to ask the lazy ghost. The slacker's roots have grown to all the places where the ghosts are active, hehe, he has become a talking map. So he told the new ghost where to go and where to go.