Chapter 12 nanny ghost

nanny ghost Import Yang Hailin Teacher Cai rushed to class after giving birth to her baby egg Mao Mao. Did she think she was a hen, laying an egg, clucking a few times, and then doing other things? "I'm not a hen," Cai said to her husband, Xiao Kelin. "A hen can't afford a nanny, but we can." "You still have the nerve to say that you are not a hen." Shocklin didn't want to give his wife any face. "Every time we play the game of eagle and chicken with the students, who is clucking with open wings?" Alas, although Teacher Cai is thin and small, she has very long arms. Every time she plays games, she is the best choice for the hen.No matter how cunning the eagle (is Mr. Xiao Kelin, he is the physical education teacher of this school), no matter how fast he flies (runs), Teacher Cai stretched out his arm and stopped him outside the chicken coop.

Teacher Cai drooped his head and fell silent. Xiao Kelin has a habit of picking up arguments with others, hehe, whenever he encounters such an opportunity, he is like a fighting rooster with his neck crooked, his little face flushed with excitement. Others had no choice but to bow their heads and admit defeat. Whenever they encountered an opportunity to raise the bar, hey, hurry up and slip away. Mr. Cai's kind attitude made Xiao Kelin lose the interest in raising the bar. He waved his hand and said to Mr. Cai, "You can figure it out. Anyway, don't expect me to breastfeed Maomao."

Teacher Cai went to the labor market, it was really crowded with people, Teacher Cai squeezed in the crowd, hehe, she even forgot what she was here for. Heads squeezed over one by one, with touching smiles on their faces: "Eldest sister is here to find a nanny, what do you want?" "There must be an old man in your family. I like the old man the most. Sister, let me try it." "Sister, I can do all kinds of work, and I don't take up much space. Look how small I am. When I go to bed at night, you can just make me a bed in a biscuit box." "My biggest feature is that I am not picky about food. I can eat anything that flies in the sky or swims in the water. As long as you can make it into a dish, I will eat it all."

Teacher Cai's head was so big that she pulled a little girl beside her and shouted, "I've already found it!" The crowd immediately "coaxed" laughter, laughing so much that Mr. Cai and Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out. The little girl was serious: "I'm sorry, I only work as a QQ babysitter." "What does a QQ babysitter do?" "It is responsible for regularly updating your QQ to prevent others from stealing your QQ information. Of course, the most important job is to bathe your pet in QQ, clean its activity place, and arrange its three meals a day. ——Do you have QQ?"

"Yes, but my QQ is only used to chat with good friends, and there are no pets in it." Although Teacher Cai can type 200 Chinese characters per minute, she seldom surfs the Internet. That level is still at the rookie level, and her QQ has no need to hire a babysitter. Teacher Cai is a person who trains students with the same principles. If she finds a nanny, her scalp will go numb. Hey, forget it. I will write a review for Xiao Kelin tomorrow, and he will take the initiative to find a nanny. thing. Shhh, don't tell the students in her class that one wall of Teacher Cai's house is covered with self-criticism written by her, and as she asked the students, each essay should be no less than 500 words.

Xiao Kelin is a very interesting person. He is always moved by Teacher Cai’s self-criticism. It’s not enough to shed tears when he is moved. He will also say to Teacher Cai: “Honey, don’t worry, I’m here.” Well, Teacher Cai laughed out of tears, and Xiao Kelin would do anything she couldn't do. Teacher Cai's self-criticism hadn't been written yet, and her doorbell rang. "Who is it?" Teacher Cai opened the door. At the door stood a little black man. "You are a kid from Africa, but I didn't invite you." Teacher Cai poked his head out to see, but there was no parent of this African kid behind.

"Aren't you looking for a babysitter? I want to try it out." The little black man (oh, I'm not going to tell you, he's actually a ghost, but his skin is very dark) smiled at Teacher Cai, showing his white teeth. "Hehe, I can't find you even if you are looking for a nanny. You are a minor, and you still need a nanny." Teacher Cai didn't dare to ask him to be a nanny. At this moment, Teacher Cai's baby egg Maomao burst into tears with a "wow". Teacher Cai was in a hurry, hehe, if only she were a hen, she could spread her wings and cry "Gu Gu Gu Gu" a few times, maybe Mao Mao would not cry, and happily crawled into her go in the wings.

But Teacher Cai doesn't have the soft wings like a hen, so Mao Mao is determined not to cooperate with her. Maomao's crying is like an awl, which makes Teacher Cai feel at a loss. "Look at me." The little black ghost picked up Mao Mao, pointed to his forehead and said, "Don't make trouble, Mao Mao Mao, your previous life was a grasshopper, you can only sing but not cry." "You said he was transformed from a grasshopper?" Teacher Cai snatched Maomao, "Please don't talk nonsense, okay?" "I'm telling the truth." The little nigger said aggrievedly.

Hey, Teacher Cai's baby egg is not crying anymore. Could it be that before he got into Teacher Cai's belly, he was really a grasshopper? "I'm a ghost. You humans are different from us, and we are also different from you. Please don't judge us by your human standards, okay?" "Then how old are you?" Hehe, it can be seen that Teacher Cai wants to keep him as a nanny. "Don't worry, my son is older than you - he is farming in the countryside here. Hey, that kid, he made a fortune growing watermelons this year. He even gave me a refrigerator the day before yesterday." said the little nigger proudly.

"Okay then, you can just stay at my house, and you can take care of Mao Mao for us, and we will pay you." Teacher Cai said straightforwardly. "It's really embarrassing to say it," the little black devil blushed, hehe, like a piece of hot charcoal, "Although my son adds some electrical appliances to me every year, this kid doesn't burn the manual every time. I, so, so I can't use it." "It's okay, I'll write the instructions on the switches of the electrical appliances, and you can operate them in order." Teacher Cai said happily.

In this way, the little nigger became a good helper for Mr. Cai. Teacher Cai’s family has a dumbbell weighing more than 100 kilograms. In the past, Shocklin always liked to lift him up after eating. But not now. He was only wearing a vest, exposing the bumps and bumps on his arms. He said "hi" and squatted down to lift the dumbbell. The little black ghost sleeps with Mao Mao in his arms, and Mao Mao is dishonest, he wants to hear the little black ghost tell ghost stories. Xiao Hei gave Maomao a nickname, "Little Poor". The little black ghost said: "Poor little boy, stop making trouble, get a good night's sleep, and I'll talk about it tomorrow." Hehe, Shocklin thought he was the "poor little boy" that the little nigger said, well, he really became a poor guy, his whole body lost his strength all of a sudden, can he still lift that dumbbell? "Please, don't call me poor, okay? You can call him Xiaobao, Xiaogan, or you can call him a stone dog or something—that's what my mother called me when I was young." I'm sorry, the little nigger promised well, but when he yelled, he still called "poor little" and "poor little". Shocklin was so annoyed, he sadly found himself getting smaller and smaller, almost a baby, amidst the cries of the little nigger. Alas, as soon as he gets home, he has to put on a tight earmuff that Mr. Cai made for him. The little black ghost lived in Teacher Cai's house for a year. He learned how to use various electrical appliances, so he has to go back. He decided to work as a nanny at Teacher Cai's house because he didn't know how to use the electrical appliances his son burned for him. Teacher Cai was very sad, but he still decided to take the little nigger out for a trip—let's say he was grateful for the little nigger taking care of Maomao. On the way, they saw an old farmer selling watermelons. The old farmer looked at the little nigger, and the little nigger looked at the old farmer. "dad?" "son!" The little nigga and the old farmer embraced at once. "Dad, are the electrical appliances I bought for you useful?" The old farmer took the little nigga's hand. "Hey, it's okay." In fact, the little nigga has never been used. "That's good, that's good. I heard that the old king who pierced the dark device can do the induction cooker again. I'll buy another one to burn for you later." "I'm so dizzy, that old Wang, why didn't he think about writing an instruction manual." After the little black ghost said this, he disappeared immediately.