Chapter 9 Sloppy's Revenge

Sloppy's Revenge Import Yang Hailin The sloppy ghost is a well-known writer in the underworld. He originally wanted to see the beauty of the underworld and write a sensational travel note in the ghost world when he returned. The place within five steps of the toilet, and the time should not be too long, on average every two minutes, he has to go back to the toilet for convenience. He decided to see the sloppy doctor. The sloppy doctor looked at his tongue and said, "You must have eaten something unclean, right?" The sloppy ghost thought for a while and said, "No, um, this city is very clean. I just want to eat unclean things, so I won't lose face."

"That's right, you still eat unclean things." The sloppy doctor shook his head and said, "For us sloppy ghosts, things that others think are clean are unclean in our eyes, and others think they are unclean. In our eyes, things that are clean are clean. Your stomach has kept this ancestral motto firmly in mind, now that you eat something that others think is clean, it can’t give you any advice?” The sloppy crouched his neck and thought about it, it seemed to make sense. "My God, what should I do?" said the Sloppy to himself sadly. "You can buy my sloppy specteromycin first." The sloppy doctor searched the house for a long time, and finally found a medicine bottle in a smelly sock. When he opened it, he found that there was only one pill in it, and It really became a "mycotic" element - that pill had a layer of white hair all over its body.

"It's very expensive," the sloppy doctor put the pill in his palm and clenched his fist and handed it to the sloppy ghost. "I have money." The sloppy man panicked when he saw the sloppy doctor's clenched fists, he quickly opened his wallet, "As long as you sell me this pill, as long as This pill works, and I don't mind how much it costs." The sloppy ghost can be regarded as a hard-working best-selling author in the ghost world, as long as his crooked and pointed head is willing to turn around, and then type on the computer, hehe, those nonsense of his The thing became a bestseller, not only earning enough money, but also a reporter from the TV station interviewed him.

"Well, since you are a writer, I won't charge you for your medicine, but you have to write me a celebrity biography, so that everyone knows that my sloppy doctor's medical skills are the best in the world. I come here to see a doctor, and those who are not sick come to me to get sick." The sloppy doctor said excitedly, his eyes flashed with imagination: his clinic has become the largest super hospital in the world, he is wearing a black white coat, sitting Seeing someone else on a chair with a missing leg. The sloppy doctor's medicine really works, and the sloppy can walk around anywhere now. Of course, he has no plans to write any shit biography for the sloppy doctor-what is that? When he gets sick again, he squats In the latrine, he can type out more than one hundred and two hundred thousand characters.

But when the slob felt hungry, he hesitated: he no longer dared to eat casually. Just like a mouse, always beware of the mousetrap around it, how awkward it is. Sloppy thinks that going on like this may affect the quality of his upcoming travel notes, so he has to think of a way. He got into a sleazy Internet cafe. The next day, computers all over the world were infected with a sloppy virus. The specific symptoms are: as soon as you turn on the computer, a dialog box will automatically pop up on the desktop, requiring the computer to work in a sloppy environment. If you do not execute this command , the sloppy virus will automatically shut down the computer system.

Of course, if your work environment is super sloppy, your computer will perform at its best. The specialized anti-virus agency has been researching for more than a month and has produced anti-virus software one after another. Alas, not only can't kill the sloppy virus, but it has added antibodies to it. When the anti-virus software is upgraded, the sloppy virus is also upgraded. Antivirus agencies throw up their hands in surrender. The whole world is in a kind of passive slovenliness. "My Dirty Journey" written by the sloppy ghost was passed on to the underworld through Yi Meier, and was soon printed by the sloppy printing house as a bestseller, which was widely circulated among all the sloppy ghosts.

The sloppy ghosts were originally unwilling to come to Yangjian, but now that there is a sloppy environment, they all come here at once. The world is full of ghosts. Every move of the sloppy ghosts has become an object for people to emulate. Gradually, people seem to have gotten used to a sloppy life. They don't take a bath once a month, don't change their clothes once a week, and don't wash the dishes once a year. Later, it turned into not taking a bath once for three months, not changing clothes once a month, hehe, the bowls they eat, they don't want to wash for the rest of their lives.

The TV station also keeps holding various programs, such as sloppy cooking, sloppy office tricks every day. The hottest is a program called "Absolutely Dirty", which is a powerful program co-planned by TV stations all over the world. They select the most sloppy people from all over the world to show their sloppy life, and then the people all over the world The audience sends text messages to score, and adopts the method of gradual elimination to audition layer by layer. It is said that the final winner can get a gift 50 times higher than the Nobel Prize. Such a bonus is very tempting.

Sloppy, that's what sloppy people do, and they don't want to give away the title of "absolutely sloppy." So they also sent players to participate in this draft event. But in the first round of the talent show, the representatives of the sloppy people won a lot of boos as soon as they came out. Later contestants proved with their own strength that their sloppiness was hundreds of times more advanced than the sloppy ghosts. The slobs were unconvinced, and they held massive demonstrations all over the world, protesting that people escalated too quickly. Let me talk about the city where the sloppy writer mentioned at the beginning is located.

The scumbags there were more troublesome. The mayor received them. The mayor invited them into the meeting room and asked them to sit down on the chairs. He himself, hey, let's not sit down. The mayor's suit can't remember when it was washed, and now it's as hard as a piece of iron.Think about it, can he sit down? The mayor wanted to speak, but the mayor's mouth moved vigorously, and the ash from the corners of his mouth fell off one by one, hitting the ground with a bang. Well, the ashes on the mayor's mouth finally fell off, and he can speak. "Oh, there is nothing we can do. We need to use computers every day. Oh, as you know, all computers are infected with a virus called sloppy. This virus is very powerful. It upgrades hundreds of times every day. , Alas, there is really no other way, we have no choice but to upgrade accordingly."

"Look, we need to find the culprit who created this virus!" The sloppy ghosts' voices were so loud that they almost toppled the roof of the meeting room. "We've been looking for it, but where can we find it?" the mayor said helplessly. "I know, he is hiding in a basement and writing a bestseller right now." The sloppy doctor said passionately, "This liar, he promised to write me a celebrity biography, but he hasn't written a single word yet. Woolen cloth." The sloppy ghosts quickly found the basement under the leadership of the sloppy doctor. Hey, the one I mentioned at the beginning saw that the situation was not good, and wanted to run away. I'm sorry, his clothes are the same as the mayor's, they're so dirty they're like a piece of iron, and there's no way to take them off, so how can he run? He was captured alive. handed over to the mayor. The mayor gave him a computer and asked him to compile a software to kill dirty viruses. The sloppy ghost called out the sloppy virus he designed, added a "no" in front of it, and became a non-sloppy virus. Not sloppy, just clean. Well, well, now, the sloppy virus spread out through the sloppy computer, and entered all the computers in the world at once. After all the computers in the world were paralyzed for a moment, they restarted the program at once. A dialog box also pops up: Your computer has been successfully controlled by No Dirty Virus, please clean up the working environment of this computer immediately, if you refuse to execute this command, No Dirty Virus will automatically shut down the computer system. Below are two selection buttons: YES, NO. All of them selected YES. They brought water and rags. The rushing dirty water flowed underground. "What are you doing? Where did so much dirty water come from?" The dirty water seeped through the roof of Yan Wangye's house, dripping onto his bald forehead. "It's all because of that sloppy guy," said the master's house, which is right under the sewer, and his quilt was drenched. "If he hadn't designed a sloppy virus, he wouldn't be designing a non-sloppy virus now. We It won’t be attacked by so much dirty water all at once.” "Hmph, this slob, I will never let him have good fruit when he comes back!" Lord Yan muttered.