Chapter 5 Green-haired ghost running around

Green-haired ghost running around Import Yang Hailin Bump was a happy little ghost, and his green hair was as thick and thick as the leaves of a plant. Lord Yan always likes to put a pot of green plants in his office when receiving distinguished guests, which looks full of vitality.But there are no green plants in the underworld, and there is not even a sun in the underworld, so how can there be green plants?Even if the plants are willing to come, they have no way to survive. They need sunlight for photosynthesis. Every time, they come to our Yangjian to purchase. Every time, the master pretends to be a flower lover and rushes to the flower shop in Yangjian to buy wildly.

If the big basin and the small basin are brought back, they can only live for a day or two, barely helping King Yan to complete the reception task. As I said just now, because there is no sun in the underworld, if you think about it, these plants can live for a day or two, which is considered good. After a long time, all the plants in the sun know that Lord Hades is not a good thing, he wants people's lives, but also their lives. One pass ten, ten pass one hundred. All the plants are unwilling to go to the underworld. When the master comes again, the plants will prick him with thorns and make him allergic with pollen. Plants are only sold to people who like them."

"I like them too." The master said with a smile on his face. "You are just a ghost who likes plants." The little girl in the flower shop didn't give him any face. "Now we have changed the rules. We don't sell them to people who like them, we only sell them to people who like them." The little girl spoke like a tongue twister, the master was dizzy for a long time, and finally understood: he is a person (hey, not even a person), plants don’t like him, plants now have the right to choose their master, you , or look elsewhere. Unable to complete the task assigned by Lord Yan, the master died of depression.

It's better to go to their underworld to think of a way, maybe there will be new discoveries. Thinking about it this way, the master went back to the underworld. The master still has a lot of ghost ideas. One time, the master was strolling in the ghost market and saw Ben Boer dragging his mother, a cheapskate, to ask for candies. At that time, the master was worried that he could not find green plants to welcome the visiting group sent by the Jade Emperor. Seeing Ben Bo'er's fluttering green hair, the master suddenly came up with inspiration. He went back and shared this inspiration with Yan Wang Ye, who slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "Me, me!"

This Yan Wangye has a northern accent, and the "Zhong" he said means "OK". Ben Boer's mother coaxed Ben Boer to the street, in fact, she wanted to give him a haircut. Ben Boer's hair was too long. If his mother hadn't tied it into braids, hey, if it was spread out, it could be covered Hold his small body and wear it as clothes. But it wasn't winter at that time, so wearing such thick hair and clothes, wouldn't you have prickly heat all over your body? Ben Bo'er's mother must have thought of this, so she wanted to go to the barber shop to give Ben Bo'er a haircut.

If it wasn't for the fact that Ben Bo'er wanted to eat sweets, or if it wasn't for the fact that Ben Bo'er's mother was stingy and refused to give him money, the hairdresser would have cut Ben Bo'er's hair long ago. When King Yan and Master arrived, Ben Bo'er was sitting on the barber's chair with tears in his eyes. "There is no danger, there is no danger!" Yan Wangye said breathlessly. "That's right, that's right." The master was so tired that he propped his hands on the back of the chair, let out a breath with his stomach deflated, and breathed in with a bulge in his stomach.

The two of them wanted to invite Ben Boer into Yan Wangye's office and let him sit in a flower pot. If Ben Boer's green hair could just reveal the flower pot, well, he could be disguised as a lush green plant. . But the hair of the running boy grows downwards, while the leaves of the plants grow upwards. "This is easy," said the barber standing next to him with a smile on his face. "I just need to blow his hair into a plant shape, and then apply hairspray to ensure that he can complete the reception task brilliantly." "Then you have to pay me for the labor." When Ben Bo'er thought of staying motionless in the flower pot until the reception task was completed, she felt very reluctant in her heart—it would be a very long time, maybe an hour, maybe Two hours, maybe three hours, alas, maybe longer.

Ben Bo'er's mother felt that her son was able to participate in such an important event. She was afraid that Yan Wangye would accidentally think elsewhere——Yan Wangye is a person who is very good at calculating accounts. If he compares it, it is a good deal for Ben Boer's labor costs It’s better to buy a pot of plastic green plants in the Yangjian. Maybe there will be no chance for Benbo’er to show his face. This is a great loss for Benbo’er and their family, so when Benbo’er’s mother heard that Benbo’er asked for labor fees , panicked in her heart, she pretended to be generous and waved her hand and said: "What labor fee is not labor fee, let's do the job well first."

According to the characteristics of Benbo'er's hair, the barber made him a shape of asparagus bamboo: first, the locks were erected up one by one - it can be regarded as the stem of asparagus bamboo, and then the top was made into a spiral shape - it was regarded as asparagus bamboo the leaves. Sprayed hairspray, hey, it really looks like a pot of asparagus. Sitting in a flower pot, put it on the desk of Yan Wangye. The visiting delegation of the Jade Emperor came. Hush, keep your voice down. The chairman of the delegation is Taibai Jinxing, followed by the drunken immortals who are staggering around.Hehe, the Eight Immortals are easy to deal with, they are all fun masters, just let them eat and drink well.The chairman Taibai Jinxing is also easy to deal with, he is just an old man with white eyebrows - now both white eyebrows are dragged to the ground.Taibai Jinxing took very small steps when walking, probably because he was afraid of accidentally stepping on his eyebrows and stumbled.

Ben Bo'er didn't pay attention to such an old man from the beginning: Didn't he say that his old eyes are dim, and Taibai Jinxing's eyes may not even be qualified to be dim. Taibai Jinxing sat at Lord Yan's desk, reading various written materials handed over by the master. "Well, good, your work is very solid, and it is indeed worthy of our study." Taibai Jinxing read a few lines, just perfunctory, and then turned his old eyes to the asparagus on the table—that is, the hair of the running man . Unfortunately, Benboer's hairspray is expired (this time, it is purely voluntary labor to decorate the green plants for Lord Yan, and Lord Yan didn't even pay for the haircut of Benboer. Think about it, what is Benboer's mother Ghost? She is a cheapskate, she is determined not to waste money, there is no other way, the hairdresser gave Ben Boer free expired hairspray), just now it was a thriving clump of asparagus, now it has collapsed The baguette is gone.

Ben Bo'er was so frightened to death that he didn't even dare to breathe. Sitting in the flower pot, he heard the quartz clock on the wall beating several times in a row, and there seemed to be no sound in the room. Are they all gone? Ben Bo'er heaved a sigh of relief, and poked out half of his head. ah!Taibai Jinxing was staring at him in a daze. It turns out that Taibai Jinxing has a good habit: after reading for a long time, he should look at green plants for a while, so as to relieve nervous tension and eliminate eye fatigue. How did Ben Boer know that his old man had such a good habit? He thought that Taibai Jinxing must have seen his secret. Thirty-six strategies, the best policy is to go. Ben Bo'er made a face at Taibai Jinxing, jumped out of the flower pot and slipped away. brat!Taibai Jinxing was taken aback, and by the time he understood what was going on, Ben Bo'er had long since disappeared. King Yan thought that Taibai Jinxing didn't know anything, so he smiled and explained: "We don't have the sun here, so the plants have grown legs, and they will go wherever they think it is suitable for them to grow. Where it is not suitable for them to grow, where will they leave." After hearing what Lord Yan said, Taibai Jinxing really thought that Benboer was a plant with legs.He was an emotional man, and burst into tears all at once. "It's really touching. The plants have grown legs in order to live here!" Taibai Jinxing said, wiping away tears. But it’s wrong to think about it: there is no sunlight here, even if the plants grow legs, can they find a suitable place to grow? Taibai Jinxing cried again. On the one hand, he cried loudly this time to show his love - he felt that it was not easy for ghosts to live in darkness for many years. On the other hand, alas, I'm really embarrassed to say - he is a stingy god, donating such a treasure, can you not feel bad? The night pearl in his pocket was originally reserved for lighting when he walked at night. Yin, the highest place is Yinshan. Taibai Jinxing wants to put this luminous pearl on the top of Yinshan Mountain. The donation ceremony was very grand. From now on, the ghosts will bid farewell to their dark life. All the ghosts have happy smiles on their faces. Beat the gong, beat the drum. Sing a cheerful song. The luminous pearl was put into a sealed brocade box, and Ben Boer carried it to the top of Yinshan Mountain. When he reached the top of the mountain, Ben Boer opened the brocade box, and the luminous pearl flew out all of a sudden, shining down on the faces of all the ghosts in an instant. Yan Wang took the lead in imitating the chicken crow: oh oh oh! All the ghosts shouted excitedly: oh-oh-oh-oh- Tears of excitement flashed on Benboer's Indigo face, and he also imitated a rooster's crow: oh-oh-oh! His emerald green hair stood up all of a sudden, shaking and growing in the light of the night pearl. After a while, many bright flowers bloomed.