Chapter 2 miser your treat and i have no money

miser your treat and i have no money Import Yang Hailin Of the two misers I want to talk about, one tells you to treat me, and the other tells me that I have no money. Both of them want to take advantage of others, so you treat me as soon as you see that I have no money, let him treat you. If I have no money, of course I will say that he has no money. On this day, you bought a rooster from the vegetable market as a treat, and walked back happily with it in your hand. Suddenly, I have no money. It’s broken, it’s bad, the dishes are bad, you’re so anxious to make a treat that your face turns pale, every time he asks for a treat, this time he’s holding a chicken in his hand, why don’t they want him to treat him?

Let me invite other people's guests, it would be better to kill me! When you treat a guest with a mutter, you want to find an alley and get in. Can't afford to invite your guests, can't I hide from you? Hehe, no way, there is a cowardly and unreasonable man living in the alley where you invite guests to drill, his house is too small - well, we have to find a way - he built walls on both ends of the alley in front of his house, Put on the roof again, well, this alley will be blocked by him, miser, you talker walking, there will be no road ahead. I turned into this alley without money.

It’s really heaven (it’s wrong, it’s wrong, miser you treat me and I have no money and we both live in the place of Hades—it’s under our feet—what’s the sky) you have eyes, miser you treat you and you’ll find out all at once He found a trash can, and with an idea, he got into it with his arms around the chicken he just bought. In fact, I have been eyeing your treats for a long time without money, and he deliberately pretended to meet you by chance and walked in the direction of your treats.Hey, where did you go?I didn't have any money and suddenly couldn't find your treat, so I cried anxiously: "I didn't eat yesterday, I was just waiting for you to treat me, but why did you slip away?"

I don't dare to stay here for too long if I don't have money. I can't expect you to treat him to treat him. He has no choice but to think of other tricks. Anyway, he can't stop eating, can he? If he doesn't eat anymore, he will become a starving ghost. I have no money and saw the figure of the fool appearing at the entrance of the alley, he hurriedly said hello: "Hey, brother fool, have you eaten yet?" The fool is short and fat, alas, and his eyes are highly myopic. He looked back for a long time, but he didn't find that I had no money, so he replied indiscriminately: "Who are you? Have you eaten?"

I have no money and said: "I am your good friend. I have no money. I am looking for you. Let's go. I will treat you today." The fool said: "You don't have the money to invite some kind of guests? Go, I will invite you today." You, who was hiding in the trash can, heard that the idiot wanted a treat, and he was very anxious, but he was too embarrassed to come out, and just when he didn't know what to do, the cock in his arms crowed. "Come out," I said with a sneer without money, "I knew you were hiding there." "Don't get me wrong," you said with a smile, "this chicken is a little hungry, I want to find some rice grains in the trash can for it to eat."

You treat guests in case I don’t have the money and suddenly snatched his chicken and ran away. He held the chicken tightly with both hands, pretending to be very generous and showing me that he has no money: “I’ve wanted to buy a chicken for a long time, please. guest." "Come on, you're also called a chicken? It's not as big as a sparrow." I have no money and said coldly, but he thinks it's okay, anyway, there is a fool for a treat today, so let him be the chicken you treat. Let's spend more time at home. I have no money and you treat guests as neighbors, and we live in a stingy community. I have no money and there is no alarm clock at home. He lives in chaos every day. He doesn’t know when to get up and when to go to bed. Now it’s all right, with your treat The rooster crows every morning, doesn't he also bask in the light?

I don’t have money and I’m thinking about it, but you can’t hold back when you treat guests. He thinks that if I don’t have the money to look at his chickens, he will suffer a little bit——Why should I give you endless chickens? Are you watching? "Let's go, let's go, the idiot may be getting impatient." You treat the guest to put his chicken in your arms, and pull me to the alley without money. But there was no trace of the fool. The two ghosts searched for a long time with hungry stomachs, and finally found the fool at the entrance of a restaurant. The idiot had already eaten at this time, and he was massaging his round and big belly.

The two misers gritted their teeth in regret, wishing they could rush up to wash the fool and make soup. "I invited you yesterday, today you have to invite me back!" I said without turning my head and staring at you. "No, yesterday you only invited me to drink a bowl of noodle soup, which was given away for free in other restaurants," you insisted on the treat, "you just ordered me a bowl first." I don't have the money to say that I can't treat you, hehe, he doesn't want to waste his saliva anymore, he rolled up his sleeves, exposing the lumpy muscles on his arms.

"Stop arguing with me, let's solve it by force!" I have no money to say. "It's not fair, because I don't have meat on my body." You treat the guest back several meters at once, and his voice is so loud that it shakes the front of the restaurant's entrance. Of course, there are many ghosts who like to watch the excitement gather. Hey, this is what you want for your treat.Think about it, with so many spectators, there must be one or two who dare to stand up for justice, right? "Why is it unreasonable? Although I have more meat on my body than you, I haven't eaten all day." I have no money and said confidently. Yesterday, he just drank a free bowl of noodle soup.

You treat your guests to the sight of the ghosts watching the excitement, alas, it seems that no one dares to come out and do something brave. He doesn't want to suffer immediate losses. "Okay, okay, today the idiot has already invited us, and if you eat again, do you want to be stuffed to death?" You treat the guests confidently. Yes, even though they didn't eat, they were indeed invited by the fools. The rules of the miser's family: as long as they have been invited, even if they haven't eaten, they can't go to other places to make up for it. Dayton, because it is not in line with their spirit of frugality.

"Okay then, then tomorrow—tomorrow, you are not allowed to cheat!" (It's worth adding here: Scrooges only eat one meal a day.) "Tomorrow is tomorrow. As soon as my rooster crows tomorrow, you have to come over. Don't wait after the deadline!" "For us misers, being able to eat and drink for free is the top priority. How can I be late?" I said seriously without money. In fact, you have already thought about your treat: after returning home, he will seal the chicken’s mouth with tape. It wants to crow tomorrow morning, but it can’t open its mouth, so it will peck your treat’s nose—your treat’s nose Very small and black, this rooster will definitely think it is a small black bean - once you peck it, won't you wake up as a treat? Sorry, I had no money and was lying in bed waiting for the rooster to crow. If you don't come, please, I have no choice but to eat by myself. You have a great idea for a treat. I don't have the money to be more thoughtful than him: This time, I have to ask him to invite a guest seriously, heh heh, he's trying to deal with me, so it's okay if I stay up all night, right? I have no money, but I have a lot of money, all hidden in the cellar. He dug out the money, put it on the table, and opened the door again. He was afraid of being stolen, so naturally he couldn't sleep. When it was about to dawn, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, and his two small eyes and eyelids kept fighting. Well, just sleep for a while. He hid the money and dozed off. Just at this moment, the Hakka chicken you invited started pecking your treat's nose. You bought two biscuits as a treat and devoured them recklessly. When I have no money to be awakened by the smell of sesame seed cakes, your treat has already stuffed the last half of it into my mouth. "You are late, I have finished my breakfast." You said proudly. Suddenly, you became nervous about treating the guest. He saw some sesame seeds on the biscuits scattered on the table just now.Now, it was impossible for him to sweep them into his mouth, and they both stared at each other with wide eyes, carefully observing each other's movements. "It's okay, I'll treat you today." I didn't have money to smile all over my face. "Are you inviting me? Where are you going?" You invited the guest to ask suspiciously. He couldn't help but want to see if the sun had come out from the west, but the sun hadn't come out yet. "Let's go to the Hell Hotel." I have no money to say. "But I haven't been there before." You treat the guest and say emotionally, he thinks this Hell Hotel must be a good place with the highest grade.Treating guests in such a place, you see, I don’t have money so I’m so polite. "It's okay, it's okay, I'll draw a map, and you'll know where it is." I had no money and excitedly sucked a finger in my mouth, and started to draw on the table. From here to here, from here to here, after a while, the saliva on my hand stained all the sesame seeds on the table. "Well, it seems that the drawing is wrong. I'll think about it and draw again." I didn't have the money to put his finger into his mouth, and when I stirred it with my tongue, all the sesame seeds fell into his stomach. But there are still a few sesame seeds in the cracks of the table, and I have no money to use my saliva to touch them, but I can't get them. Suddenly, I had no money and excitedly slapped the table: "I remembered, the map is drawn like this!" The few sesame seeds popped out from the cracks in the table. I don't have the money to spit quickly. "I beg you, my good brother, just leave a few sesame seeds for me!" After saying this, your guest collapsed to the ground crying.