Chapter 24 Cao Zhi wrote poems

When Cao Cao was dying, the surrounding ministers gathered to discuss who would inherit the throne of Wei.Cao Cao saw the crowd chattering and beckoning, so he beckoned them over.Cao Cao said: "My four sons are already able to take on important responsibilities, but the future emperor can only have one. Tell me your own views!" Someone said: Cao Zhang is brave and good at fighting, and he can inherit the throne!Another person said: Although Cao Xiong's physique is a bit weak, he is quick-witted and very suitable to be the king of Wei.There is also humanity: Cao Zhi is good at singing and dancing, can recite poems and compose Fu, and has a very high IQ, reaching

139. Give him a space, he can invent the theory of relativity, give him a fulcrum, he can pry open the door, he is the best candidate!Another human said: In fact, the most suitable one is Cao Pi, who is honest but not stupid, smart but not arrogant, only he has no obvious weaknesses and can inherit the great cause! Everyone's opinions were very confused, and Cao Cao said weakly: This is a single choice, and it is also the last test question in my life-when will life not take an exam!Everyone comforted Cao Cao and said: "Maybe it's the third from the bottom, but not necessarily!"Cao Cao laughed and said: "Who can really control his own destiny? Everyone calls me a traitor. In order to maintain this title, I have to do things I don't want to do, and it is very hard!"How about this, in order for their brothers not to kill each other, I decided that the boss, Cao Pi, will inherit the throne. You can ask them all to come, I——

Cao Cao closed his eyes before he finished speaking.So the ministers cried together, Cao Cao suddenly opened his eyes and said: "Don't announce the result of the selection!" When the four sons all came, they saw that Cao Cao was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, and everyone was very sad.But Cao Zhang said with a smile: You finally closed your eyes—the days when you are here, we have nowhere to display our talents.Cao Xiong sighed: A pair of great white eyes are closed!Cao Zhi said: Dad, why did I choose you, but you didn't choose me!In the end, Cao Pi hypocritically said: Father, you haven't ruled the rivers and lakes yet, so you just closed your eyes—ah!I have a dream, I hope you haven't closed your eyes yet, and can continue to lead us to unify the rivers and lakes!I--

Cao Cao suddenly opened his eyes and said: Your dream has come true!I opened my eyes again!You bastards, are you looking forward to my early death?Cao Pi was so frightened that he pissed and fell to the ground: Father-lord, my wish has come true!You wake up. Cao Cao said: "Tell me quickly, how do you plan to deal with Wu and Shu after you take office?"What are you going to do with your brother? Cao Pidao: My first slogan when I took office was to unify the rivers and lakes, eliminate poverty, and improve the quality of life! Cao Cao said: "What else?"Cao Pi said: The second slogan is - one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers!When two tigers fight, one must be injured. Since I am the heir, I can only wrong my brothers to leave get out of class!Cao Cao said: treacherous enough!Has my genetics!Cao Pi said again: "Second brother Cao Zhang, I am going to confiscate his soldiers and horses and let him go home!"The third brother, Cao Xiong, seems to be in poor health, so I'll give him a big vacation, and don't worry about anything else!Only the fourth brother Cao Zhi, I haven't figured out how to deal with it yet!Cao Cao said: Cao Zhi is talented and intelligent, and has a certain attainment in art, especially in poetry. He is a rare quick shooter in poetry. He can give full play to his strengths!

Cao Zhi said on the side: Thank you, Father, for your compliment!My father gave me a gene, but I used it to find the map.Cao Cao said with a smile to Cao Pi: "Look - poetry will come soon!"Come again! Cao Zhi said: Gently, you closed your eyes, just as you suddenly opened them!With a wave of your sleeves, you won't take any money away!Cao Cao nodded and said: I am thinking about a question now - if Cao Zhi is allowed to govern the country, then our land will be full of poetry and picturesque!Cao Pi said angrily: Art is a superstructure, but without an economic foundation, it will not work!Can he fight—no!He could tell a lie - and he couldn't!He doesn't have the basic characteristics of a politician, so he was my PASS!

Cao Cao said angrily: I can give you the throne, or I can dismiss you!Cao Pi was taken aback: Didn't the father tell the truth?Cao Cao said: At least you can give Cao Zhi'an a director of the poetry creation department!Cao Pi said: This is a bit difficult, so what level of cadre is he?How many people can carry the sedan chair?What is the annual salary?How many dishes and soups are there for work meals? When several people were arguing, Cao Cao's wife Bian came out, and Bian said: You men don't pay attention to women at all in order to fight for power and profit. If it weren't for me, would you still be here today?

Cao Pi, Cao Zhang, Cao Xiong and Cao Zhi sang in unison: Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure! Cao Cao said: "Mr. Bian, you can take a look. Your sons are all treasures. Today is the time to bet on the treasure. If you bet right, you will double your bet. If you bet wrong, you will even put your old capital in. Which one are you going to bet on?" precious? When Cao Cao said this, his sons all behaved like ladies obediently.Bian said: Originally—women should not participate in gambling, but as the saying goes—there are no trivial matters in the emperor's family.My point of view is - it depends on your choice, bet on the treasure of Cao Pi, we will double it if we win, and I will go to the west with you if we lose!

Cao Zhi said: Then we will be fine! Cao Cao waved to the other three sons, who were about to go out.Cao Pi said again: Cao Zhi, everyone says you are a fast shooter in the poetry world, and I have heard of it too—but I have never seen it!The other two brothers are more self-contained, only you are restless and dare to compete with me for the heir, I will limit you to a poem in seven steps, just talk about our brothers' struggle for the heir, but you are not allowed to mention the word "brother" ——Don’t blame me if you can’t do it!Cao Zhi laughed loudly and said: That's good!Let you see my poems today!Cao Zhi paced and chanted:

Cooking beans burns Osmunda, beans weep in the cauldron, They are born from the same root, so why rush each other! Cao Cao clapped his hands while lying on the hospital bed, Bian snapped his fingers and said: This is my inheritance!Cao Pi dissatisfied: "It's just a rhyme!" Cao Zhidao: Do ​​you still want me to play a song by the Misty School?Cao Pi nodded.Cao Zhi said: Then listen to me: Me rolling in the boiling water / You burning in the hearth / Although we are separated by an iron pot / But the depth of the water and the heat of the fire / It is the same problem! Cao Cao's tears flowed down big and big. He wiped his tears and said: Since my first love in kindergarten was shattered fifty years ago, no so-called art has touched me, but today, I shed my last tears!I once swore to never cry again, but how can an oath resist the flow of flowing water!Mrs. Bian sighed, "It seems that your life is not easy!"

Cao Pi said to Cao Zhi: For the sake of your two poems, I will let you go to Nanshan, let's go!Cao Zhi was puzzled and said: You asked me to go to Nanshan to release horses-hahaha, that is also a way to quit the arena!Turn around and leave after speaking.Cao Pi shouted to Cao Zhi's back: Hey, when will you teach me how to make two love poems, I will use them when I pick up girls! Cao Pi finally took office. As soon as the enthronement ceremony was over, Cao Pi rushed to see Cao Cao, waving a letter of appointment.Cao Pi excitedly shook Cao Cao and said, "Dad, Dad, I have great news for you—I finally took office!"I finally inherit your throne!

Cao Cao lay on the bed and said: "I-knew-a long time ago, because it was-me, I appointed you, you-fool!Holy crap, did I do the multiple choice question wrong for the last time?Cao Pi said: "Now that everything has come to light, why are you still keeping your eyes open?" Cao Cao said: Although it is recorded in the history books that I died long ago, I asked the clerk to write it. This is the biggest mistake they made.Because Jianghu is too——cute, how can I quit easily!Today I am in critical condition of stroke, but—maybe it will be safe tomorrow, even if tomorrow is not good, but the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow——I will stick to it! Cao Pi rolled his eyes and immediately fainted to the ground.