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While the newspapers were arguing about whether the police should fight against the little A Fei, the police had already started this kind of struggle automatically.The thing is, as soon as something happens in the street, a large group of small people will be crowded around it.There were so many curious people that not only blocked the sidewalk, but even occupied the entire road.As a result, car traffic was forced to stop, and the police on duty, whether they wanted to or not, had to intervene to disperse the gathered crowd. Once, such a thing happened: There were two little people walking face to face in the street, they were small vegetable soup and small bread.They were both very stylishly dressed, that is to say, in yellow-green baggy trousers and jackets with narrow sleeves, and neither of them wanted to give way to the other, so that one stepped on the other's foot (who stepped on the other, now already unclear).As soon as this happened, they began to scold each other.Immediately a large crowd gathered around and traffic stopped.The little leather boots of the police came and asked everyone to disperse, but no one left.At this moment, Xiaocaitang swung his fist and beat Little Bread on the back of the head, leaving a bruise under one of his eyes.The little leather boots of the policeman grabbed Xiaocaitang by the collar and dragged him to the police station.Xiaocaitang desperately tried to break free on the road, and even bit the policeman's hand.Little Leather Boots was very angry. When he arrived at the police station, he took out from the cabinet a thick book that had been hidden there for an unknown number of days, and all the ancient laws were written in it.He read in it: In ancient times, if you punch someone, you will be confined for one day and night;Little Boots decided to adopt the ancient law, so he said to Xiaocaitang: According to the crime he committed, he should be confined for seven days and nights, and then took him into a single room.There are such rooms in every police station, and I don't know why they are called "refrigerators".How this name came about, no one knows now - it is, as everyone said, passed down from ancient times.The room is not actually cold, although it may have been colder a long time ago.The only thing that made this room different from the others was that it was locked.

After the little leather boots of the policeman locked the side dish soup in the "refrigerator", he brought him dinner from the cafeteria, and then went home to sleep, so he immediately encountered the same things that Xiao Wuzhi often encountered.To put it simply, conscience began to blame him.He felt that he had no right to sleep peacefully and be free while the other little man was locked up and could not go anywhere.After suffering in the middle of the night, Xiao Leather Boots returned to the police station and released the side dish soup from the "refrigerator".But when he walked home, conscience began to blame him again.Conscience instructed him not to act in accordance with the law, and rescued a little A Fei who should have been locked up for seven days and nights.

Since then, such things have also begun to happen to other police officers.They were all like the little leather boots of the police. At first they put the captured little A Fei in the "refrigerator"; later they were blamed and tortured by their conscience, and they let the prisoner go away. Finally, they began to doubt: their way of breaking the law Are you doing it right? After doing these things, many policemen couldn't even sleep well, and they couldn't even eat.I'm restless, neither left nor right, I really don't know what to do.After a policeman let go of a prisoner, he regretted so much that he even locked himself up and stayed in the "refrigerator" for four days and nights before he could feel relieved.

Since the Xiaocaitang incident happened, the policeman, Little Leather Boots, reviewed everything he had done and made a report on the TV station.He said: It is not good to put little A Fei in the "refrigerator", it should not be done. You should laugh at them in the newspapers, draw cartoons to satirize them, and write some poems and stories to point out the bad things they did.In this way, they will correct themselves and become wiser.The suggestion was immediately welcomed by everyone.Caricatures and cartoons of all kinds appeared in the newspapers at once.The little hooligans are drawn wearing extremely large yellow-green trousers and tops with narrow sleeves that have never been seen before. Their little noses are drawn short and their upper lips are drawn so long that they look terrible. Every newspaper You can read interesting stories about the life of little hooligans on the Internet.People like to read this kind of description very much, and the picture stories that describe the behavior of little A Fei are especially popular with readers, because they think it is too ridiculous.

Although the little hooligans are ridiculed everywhere, they are not diminished.The worst thing, of course, is not that little people insist on wearing grotesque chartreuse trousers and tops with silly sleeves.The main thing is that they imitate the manners, faults and habits of the little hooligan.In this way, many little people who never thought of doing anything bad in the past are now spitting on others from the windows of the fifth floor with peace of mind.They thought it was pretty smart.Some people borrowed books from the library and tore off a few pages to make paper pigeons.It never occurred to them that in this way, the book could not be read.也出现了一些爱弹脑门儿的小人儿,甚至还有一些“活动家”,他们不仅玩弹指头的游戏,还打耳光、挥拳头、揍后颈窝。At the same time, a rule was established, according to which one slap was equal to two blows to the back of the neck, five punches or ten blows to the forehead.Instead of ten blows to the forehead, each loser could demand a slap, five punches, or two blows to the scruff of the neck from the winning opponent.

In short, the little hooligans are just like what I said before, they are people who like to bring unpleasantness to other little people.Some little hooligans understand that just playing in the street cannot cause dissatisfaction among the majority of residents, so they want to break into houses with more small people to make trouble.This bad idea was immediately realized by some young hooligans.They slipped into concert halls and gave concerts with battered instruments in front of many audiences.It is a barbaric music, no one's ears can bear it.But the little hooligans boasted everywhere: This is the most popular music now, and it's called "Luan Xiang Music".

This "crazy music" became popular in the city, and soon some bands appeared, playing with some random instruments.The most fashionable among them is the "A Feile" Luan Band.It is small in size, consisting of only a dozen or so little hooligans, one of which is knocking on a tin box, the other singing, the third screaming, the fourth howling, the fifth humming, and the sixth meowing , the seventh wah-wah, and the rest made some other different sounds, knocking on the broken pot. Music lovers attend the concerts of these funky bands and come home with sore ears.All the way they cursed these "scratches" and "hooligans" fiercely.

The cinema was also inevitably affected by new influences.It must be said that the pursuit of fashion played a large part in this matter.A well-known theater director had just put on baggy yellow-green trousers and a flamboyant bonnet with spikes, and immediately said: the theater is not a museum, it should not lag behind life, and, since now If everything is wrong in life, then everything should be upside down in the theatre.If in the past the audience sat in the audience and the actors performed on the stage, then now it should be reversed, the audience sits on the stage and the actors perform in the auditorium.By the way, the director's name is Little Tricks, and he does exactly that in his theater, he puts chairs on the stage and invites the audience to sit on them.However, all the audience could not sit down on the stage, so he placed the rest of the audience in the audience, and asked the actors to act among the audience.

'This is even better! "The director said happily. "In the past, the audience sat on one side and the actors performed on the other side, but now the actors are in the middle of the audience. " Naturally, any actor in the middle of the audience cannot turn so fast that everyone can see his face. As a result, some people can see the actor's face, but others?Only the back of his head was seen.The set was also messed up, some spectators could see the actors and the set, others could see nothing because the set was turned away from them and hid the actors.In order to make the audience not feel lonely in such a boring scene, the director tricked a few actors to run across the stage during the performance, sprinkle colored sawdust on the audience, and hit them on the head with fly swatters and balloons.

The audience doesn't like these ghost things in the theater very much, but the director's trick says: This is good, because in the past, the plays that the audience liked were considered good plays, but now, when everything is turned upside down, the plays that no one likes are considered good. It was a good show.No one would believe these nonsense, so the audience often slipped away before the play was over.That doesn't bother the director's tricks.He said that he would come up with new gadgets, so that everyone would be glued to the chair and never want to leave.He also really figured out how to tar all the benches before the show started so the audience was glued to them and couldn't leave.It worked, but only once, because after that no one went to the trick theater.

At first, Don't Know, Thumbtack, and Painted Face don't notice the changes in Sun City because they've been in the park all day, and it's going to be business as usual there for the time being.However, little hooligans also appeared in the park soon.They wandered on the tree-lined paths of the park, pushed and bumped tourists, cursed people with all kinds of bad words, threw dirty things at everyone, and hummed bad songs with out-of-tune broken voices.In the city of water, they punctured all the rubber boats with needles, and in the city of chess, they broke many robots.Little Thumbtack has always been very sensitive to all impolite behaviors. She wondered why she hadn't noticed such bad tourists in the park before. "We'd better not come here in the future." She said to Quan Shi and Xiao Hualian. "Let's walk the streets as we used to." They simply wandered the streets.Only then did they realize how much life in the city had changed.It is rare to see happy faces on the street. Everyone is worried, walks without energy, and always looks around in fear.It is indeed a bit scary, because at any time, the little Ah Fei may jump out of the horns, throw pedestrians, spray you with cold water, or quietly follow behind you, suddenly scream in your ear, or There are worse, punching you in the back or the back of the head. Now, the city no longer has the same fun atmosphere as it used to.There are far fewer pedestrians than in the past, and no one dares to stop for fresh air or chat with friends.Everyone was hurrying down the street, hurrying home.Many people stopped eating in the cafeteria, because the little hooligans who sneaked into the cafeteria would bully them.Most people would rather use the kitchen conveyor elevator to get breakfast, lunch and dinner, and eat in the peace and quiet of their own home.Many people didn't even go to theaters and concerts, for fear of hearing "squeaky music" or getting hit on the head with a balloon while acting, let alone tar sticking to their chairs. Living in Sun City is not as much fun as it used to be.Soon, something happened that made our travelers decide to go back to Baihua City.One day, they were walking on the river bank, and Xiao Hualian suggested to paddle a rubber boat.When they arrived at the pier, they chose a boat, and when they were almost in the middle of the river, a little hooligan sneaked up from behind and punctured the boat with a needle.Air escaped from the rubber boat, and the three travelers fell into the water and nearly drowned.Of course, someone rescued them in time, but all three of them were drowned. However, this is not the end!In the evening they went to the theater as usual.This day is the latest variety show.It is called a comprehensive program because it includes all the "latest achievements" in the musical and dramatic arts.During performances, big rattling bands irritated the ears of the audience, and what was worse was the long and smelly theatrical performance, whose sets didn't know what was painted and whose actors didn't know what they were acting, and they told The spectators were sprinkled with sawdust and hit on the heads with fly swatters and balloons. When No Knowing, Pushpin, and Painted Face were sprinkled with sawn wood and hit with balloons on their heads, they endured it in silence, because they knew the theater couldn't do without them.But then came a new directorial technique that they were not used to.One trick is during the intermission.Instead of turning on the lights in the arena as usual, they turned them off, so that the audience had to stay in total darkness during the intermission.After the first round, the lights in the arena went out, someone grabbed a handful of sawdust from the ground and sprinkled thumbtacks all over his neck.It was at this time that someone did not know what to do.As for Xiao Hualian?He was doused with cold water down his neck.It was impossible to see what they were supposed to do because of the darkness.Little Thumbtack, Don't Know, and Little Face are very angry at this rude behavior.They decided to leave the theater, but when they got up, they suddenly felt glued to the chair.They struggled to break free from their chairs and headed for the exit.After walking out of the theater, someone pulled the braid of the little thumbtack again, and punched her hard on the neck.
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