Chapter 22 Chapter 22 The Adventures of the Police Siren

Readers probably still remember that after the collapse of the police station, when the police siren ran to chase Quan Shi, he felt a headache and stopped chasing and walked home.Why did he decide to walk home instead of going to the police station where the little police sentinel was waiting for him? ——This point has not been investigated clearly.Why didn't he go to the hospital to find a doctor?That's not clear either.Perhaps, this is because his head was injured by a brick and he couldn't think normally? In a word, the police siren, as the saying goes, "walks" home.He lived not far, on Macaroni Street, so there was no need for a car or a bus at all.He managed to walk to Macaroni Street and came to his house.If it hadn't been for another unprecedented miracle, everything would have been safe and sound.It turns out that Little Siren lives not in an ordinary house, but in a revolving tower house.It is the kind designed by the architect's small spinner bottle.There are four entrances on the four sides of the house.If the house does not move, the four entrances are facing in four directions, that is to say: north, south, east and west.But the house keeps spinning.It is impossible to determine which entrance is in which direction.

Civilian police sirens usually always go off duty at the same time.At that time, it happened that the entrance of the house turned towards Macaroni Street.But this time the little siren came back a full hour earlier, and at this time there was another entrance to Macaroni Street.Little Siren didn't know what he was doing, and walked into another entrance.He took the elevator to the fourth floor as usual and entered someone else's room.The owner was not in the room, so there was no one to point out the little siren's mistake.In fact, Little Siren also felt a little strange: the furniture in the room was not the same as before, but because his head hurt so badly, he didn't think about it, so he quickly took off his clothes, lay down on the bed, and slept like a dead person caught.

I don't know if it was because the brick hit him on the head?Or for some other reason, Siren was surprisingly sleepy, sleeping all day, all night, and almost all the next morning.To be more precise, he fell asleep at nine o'clock in the morning and woke up at eleven o'clock the next day.In this way, I slept for twenty-six hours, that is to say, a whole day and night plus two hours. If Siren had slept in his room, people would have found him right away, and nothing special would have happened.But he was sleeping in someone else's room, and no one could figure out where to find him, and something went wrong.

When a collapse accident occurred in the police station, the police sentry heard the chaotic sound, immediately stopped watching the TV screen, and hurried to the next room.Seeing what had happened, he ran out into the street and, with the help of a few passers-by, began to remove the collapsed walls and fragments of the ceiling.Everyone worked hard, but nothing came of it.Neither the detainees nor the police siren were found in the rubble, only a helmet of the little siren was found. This relieved the little police sentinel a little bit.He thought that little ignorance had escaped, and the police siren ran to chase him.However, time kept passing, and the little siren never came back.The little sentinel watches all the TV screens, hoping to see a little siren on which street, but the reader knows.Little Siren was sleeping peacefully in someone else's bed at this time, and it was impossible to see him on any TV screen.

Soon two other policemen—Small Steel Helmets and Little Sticks—came to the police station to take over.The little sentinel turned over to them, told them what had happened, and went off to find the little siren.He thought that the little siren might have gone home, so he called him first, but no one answered the phone, so the little sentinel went to his house in person.Of course I couldn't find it there.After returning home, he called all the hospitals, and all the hospitals replied that the little siren had not gone to them.At this time, he called the police stations all over the city.Ask them to help find the little siren, all the police stations are eager to help, and soon hundreds of police officers are dispatched to search the city.The little sentinel goes to the little siren's house every half hour.He spent the rest of the day and all night calling the hospital, making the hospital restless.All the doctors hated him to death.

Although everyone kept looking, the little siren was nowhere to be found.The next morning, the newspapers published the mysterious disappearance.If Little Siren woke up to read the newspaper in the morning, he would be indescribably surprised at how much he had caused a stir in the whole city.But Little Siren didn't read the newspaper that day, so naturally he couldn't know what news there was.When he woke up the next day, he looked at his watch, and it read eleven o'clock.He remembered that when he lay down on the bed, the watch said nine o'clock.He thought he had only slept a total of two hours.In this way, he does not realize that the next day has come.

His head was still hurting, and he was dying of hunger.This was of course not surprising, since he had slept for a whole day and night for two hours and had not eaten at all. Little Siren walked into the kitchen, where the equipment was exactly the same as his home.He approached a small door on the wall and pressed the following buttons according to the food name: "soup", "porridge", "jelly", "boiled fruit", "bread", "bun", "noodles" ', 'tea', 'coffee', etc., and opened the little door, which contained nothing but a square hole. The little siren sat on a chair and waited. After two or three minutes, the A small cabin called a kitchen conveyor ladder came up from the hole. The small cabin was painted with white enamel, and looked like a refrigerator. The little siren opened the door of the small cabin, and took out a pot of soup, a pot of porridge, and a A pot of jelly, a pot of coffee, a plate of steamed buns and a few slices of bread, etc. He put these foods on the table and started eating.

Many kitchens in Sun City have this kind of conveyor ladder.They deliver breakfast, lunch and dinner directly to the residents' rooms from the canteen below.Residents of Sun City seldom eat at home, they like to eat in lively canteens.The meals there are delivered by ordinary little people, and they can talk and laugh together.But what about at home?The food is delivered by the conveyor ladder.Everyone knows that you can't joke with ladders.However, when necessary, everyone can eat at home, although not as lively and convenient as in the cafeteria. After a full meal, the little siren fell back on the bed, planning to sleep for a while.Because he thought he only slept for two hours before lunch, which was simply too little.Anyway, he went back to sleep.If the master who came home in the middle of the night hadn't woken him up, he might have slept until the next morning.

There are two friends living in this room; Little Joker and Little Biscuits.Little Joke is known for his love of jokes.His favorite joke is to add a sentence after every word: "To be honest, I'm not joking!" As for the small sesame cakes, there is nothing famous about them.They both worked as drivers in the candy factory—delivering candy to the shops—and they were on good terms.On the day when the police siren entered their room by mistake, Xiao Joke and Xiao Shaobing did not go home for the night.Because after get off work, they went to their friend's new house.The house celebration there went on all night.In the morning, they went directly to the candy factory, and after lunch, they went to the new house of another friend, Little Kettle.Here, too, the New Home Celebration went on until dawn.Our two friends hadn't slept all day and night, so the little kettle forgave them and let them go home at eleven o'clock in the evening.

Eleven o’clock in the evening—it was not too early, but the two friends did not return home immediately, but stayed in the police station for a while: the police on duty gave Xiao Shaobing a 20-minute warning because he had violated the law. traffic rules.In a word, it was already late at night when they got home.The two brothers still felt very satisfied, and joked: "We're home at last. Honestly, I'm not kidding, now let's have some supper and go to bed." "That's right." Xiao Shaobing agreed, opening her mouth too sleepy and yawning. "No matter how much you eat when you are a guest, you might as well have another full meal when you get home."

The two friends walked into the kitchen and pressed the button next to the kitchen elevator door with their hands.After a few minutes, they were already sitting at the table having dinner.Their mouths moved lazily, as if obliged, and their eyes closed by themselves.But the two of them continued to babble nonsense.Finally Joke had had his fill, he said nothing, left the table and went to sleep.He walked into the room, turned off the lights, took off his clothes, and lay down on the bed.After Xiao Shaobing came in, he saw that Xiao Qiao had turned off the light, so he touched his bedside in the dark and took off his clothes.He was about to lie down, but when he stretched out his hand, he felt that someone was lying on the bed. He thought it was a joke that he was lying on his bed by mistake, so he smiled and said, "Why did you climb onto my bed?" "What are you talking about? I'm not joking." Little Joke replied from his bed. "What—what?" The little biscuit was very strange. "Where are you?" "Here I am, and I'm not kidding! Where else can I go?" Xiao Shaobing heard Xiao Joke answering on his own bed, and stretched out his hand to the bed again.This time he touched the chest of the little siren who was lying on the bed. He was so soundly asleep that he didn't move at all. "Did you know? Someone is already lying here." Xiao Shaobing said. "Who is this?" Little Joke asked strangely. Xiao Shaobing touched the neck of the sleeping siren in the dark, and then touched the face, nose, forehead, hair... "Damn it! Whose head with hair..." he said, spreading his hands inexplicably. "What the hell!" Little Joke laughed. It should be said that Xiao Joke and Xiao Shaobing were not very scared when they found a strange little person in their room, and it could even be said that they were not afraid at all.It turned out that this was the case, there had been no thefts and hooligans in Sun City for a long time.All the little people got along very well, and no one would think of anyone getting into other people's rooms to do something bad. "Honestly, I'm not joking, it's just a misunderstanding!" Little Joke kept laughing. "You know, probably one of our good friends came when we were going out, and waited and waited, and then got tired of waiting, so he fell asleep inadvertently." Xiao Shaobing expressed his thoughts. "That's right!" Little Joke said happily. "Hey, turn on the lights." Xiao Shaobing turned on the light, and the two brothers walked to the bed, and saw the little siren who was sleeping soundly and sweetly, and didn't know anything. "Who is this? Do you know him?" Xiao Shaobing asked. "I saw it for the first time, I'm not kidding!" "Bah!" Xiao Shaobing spat in disappointment. "It's also the first time I saw it. The most interesting thing is that he slept like he was at home!" "That's weird, Xiao Shaobing. To be honest, I'm not joking. Could it be that you and I got into someone else's room by mistake! We have to sneak out before he wakes up!" Xiao Shaobing was about to run away, but, looking around, said: "No, I always thought this was our room. Must wake him up and ask how he got here." The little joker shook the shoulder of the little siren.The little siren finally woke up. "How did you get here?" He asked inexplicably looking at Little Joker and Little Biscuit, who were standing in front of him in only tight-fitting clothes. "Us?" The little joke was also baffled. "Did you hear that? Xiao Shaobing, how could this be this..., that's it? I'm not joking, he asked how we got here! No! We want to ask you, how did you get here here?" "Me? Same as usual." The little siren shrugged. "What! It's the same as usual!" Little Joke shouted. "According to you, where are you?" "At home! Where else?" "Damn it, I'm not kidding! Listen, little biscuit, he said, he's in his own house. And where are you and me?" "That's right!" Xiao Shaobing interjected. "Then where are he and I according to you? Huh?" "Well, you are at my house." "That's a good idea, do you believe that?" The little police siren looked around and raised himself up on the bed in surprise. "Listen," he said at last. "How did I get here?" "Hey, you man, to be honest, I'm not kidding! You know, we've been asking you for a long time, how did you come here?" said the little joke. Little Siren really believed that the confusion here was caused by his own carelessness, and feeling very disturbed, he whispered: "I'm sorry, friends! Please forgive me! Now I realize that I've entered someone else's room by mistake. No wonder I don't see the furniture here like mine, nor the wallpaper on the walls. It's yellow in mine, but It's all blue here..." The little siren said, crawling out of the bed.Go to the door. "Stop!" Xiao Shaobing stopped him. "You have to put on clothes too!" "Ah, yes! Excuse me!" the little siren muttered shyly, stepping back to get dressed. He was in a hurry, so he messed everything up, his tie was knotted backwards, his socks were worn upside down, his right foot couldn't fit into his trouser leg, so he had to dance around the room with his left foot for a long time, and then he ran into a chrysanthemum vase, and smashed it to pieces.As a result, he absent-mindedly put on Xiao Shaobing's short coat, put it on, and left. That night, Little Joker and Xiao Shaobing slept very late, and it was not until the next morning that Xiao Shaobing realized that his jacket was gone.Yes, he left the siren's jacket there.Unfortunately, Xiao Shaobing's driver's license, which was in the side pocket, was also lost along with his coat. The brothers didn't ask the siren's name or his address, and they didn't know where to find him. Things could be salvaged, the little joke said: if the flustered little man found someone else's license in his pocket, and realized that he was not wearing his own coat, he would send it back with the jacket.After hearing these words, Xiao Shaobing felt relieved. But what happened afterwards was not at all what Xiaojou had imagined in advance.Because Siren's adventures are not over yet.His adventures would have been over long ago if Little Shoes, Kicks, and Pinky hadn't been in trouble.These three fellows had been wandering the streets all day long since they were little people, and then they ran into each other again.This unexpected meeting made the three of them dance with joy.Little Xie couldn't help laughing at Xiao Luanqi and Xiao Huama.But Little Luan Kick and Little Pony Neighed loudly while looking at Little Shoes.The three recognized each other at once, and although their appearance had changed, there was still some trace of the past in each of them, and this was what made them laugh.Laughing enough, the little shoe said: "Listen, friends, we have to do something amazing to celebrate this meeting, so that everyone will remember it well." The three of them thought about it, and kept thinking about it in the middle of the night.At first no one thought of anything interesting, but then the little pinky talked. "I think it's the most amazing thing that we pull a rope across the sidewalk and make everyone trip over!" "You're a genius!" said Little Shoes, praising the little pony. Somewhere they got a rope, stretched it across a darker part of the sidewalk and slipped away, afraid someone would slap them for it.This happened on Macaroni Street, not far from where Little Joker and Little Biscuit lived, when they met the sleeping police siren in their room. You listen to me, what happened next. After the little police siren came out from Xiaojoke and Xiaobingbing, he walked on the street, looking around inexplicably, not knowing where he was.After a while he realized that he was walking on Macaroni Street, but instead of going in the direction of his home, he was going in the opposite direction.He was about to turn around and go back, but decided to take a walk.Get some fresh air.This is not a good time.He hadn't gone ten paces when he tripped over a rope that lay across the sidewalk and fell.His forehead was bruised, he fainted, and he lay still and changed. If it weren't for a little girl, Little Poppy, who was driving through Macaroni Street at this time, no one knows how long the unconscious Siren would lie there.Little Poppy saw Siren lying motionless on the sidewalk, so she stopped the car, and when she saw that Siren needed emergency help, she immediately got out of the car and dragged him into the car (this thing is for a little girl like her It is difficult enough for children).sent to the hospital, In the hospital, people immediately undressed the little siren and put him on the hospital bed.The doctor, Little Bandage, immediately prescribed a potion for him, ordered ice cubes to be put on his head, and shook hands with Little Poppy himself, thanking her for sending the patient.He wanted to put Siren's name on the patient register, but Siren was still unconscious.Little Poppy doesn't know his name either.So Little Bandage ordered a nurse to look in the pocket of the patient's tunic to see if she could find any identification identifying his name. The nurse fumbled in the pocket of the jacket, and finally found a letter with Xiao Shaobing's name written on it and a driver's license with Xiao Shaobing's name written on it. "It's very clear, his name is Xiao Shaobing. No one will put other people's letters and certificates in their pockets." - The doctor Xiao Bangda decided, and registered the little siren in the patient list under the name of Xiao Shaobing . When the police sentry called the hospital the next day to ask if there was a police siren coming to see a doctor, the hospital replied that they didn't have any police siren at all, neither now nor in the past .Because of this, no one would have thought that there would be a small police siren in the hospital. The police were still looking for him everywhere, but they couldn't find the place where he was lying now.The news that the police siren could not be found was published in the newspaper every day.Some newspapers even ridiculed the police department for not being able to find the missing policeman.One newspaper even published a cartoon depicting a policeman looking for himself with a lantern during the day. In short, due to the disappearance of the civilian police, many jokes and ridiculous stories have been published in the press.Some newspapers even said that the police siren has not disappeared at all, and that there are no small police sirens in the world. However, it cannot be considered that the residents of Sun City are malicious and only laugh at other people's misfortunes.No, they are kind and compassionate.However, the problem is that there are many car drivers among the residents of Sun City.Everyone knows that car drivers don't like the police very much, because the police have to give drivers long warnings when they violate the flexible rules.If an ordinary little person was lost, no one would think of laughing at it, but because of the loss of the policeman, somehow, every driver couldn't help smiling, and many people said: there is no such thing as a police siren , all these news are nothing but jokes thought up out of thin air to keep readers entertained. When Siren wakes up in the hospital the next morning, he's surprised he's convinced he's in someone else's house again.He wanted to sit up and explain, but he didn't know how, but he felt so weak that he fell on the pillow.At this moment a nurse entered the room. "Good morning! Little biscuits." She greeted kindly. "What do you think?" "Where am I?" Little Siren asked in panic, not even noticing that the nurse called him "Little Biscuit". The nurse explained to him that he had fallen on the street and bruised his forehead and had a concussion, and that he was in the hospital and that there was nothing to worry about, and that he would be cured soon. Little Siren hardly understood what she was explaining, for his mind had been clouded since the concussion.But the soft voice of the nurse reassured him.The little siren is not in a hurry.He wolfed down his breakfast, swallowing spoonfuls of the bitter potion without even frowning.The doctor was so pleased with this that he ordered the nurse to give the patient a drink of the liquid every hour, and to put a cold compress on the patient's forehead, and to put ice cubes on the forehead immediately if he had a headache. Doctor Little Bandage came to visit him several times a day and told him all kinds of jokes.He believes that a good mood can make the patient recover quickly.Everyone knows that patients are happy only when they smile and laugh, and for this purpose Dr. Little Bandage ordered that funny pictures, humorous pictures, caricatures be hung in various places in the hospital.And order all the nurses and doctors on duty to read all kinds of ridiculous stories and fairy tales to their patients, and tell funny little fables, jokes, amusing anecdotes, quick words, and the like to their patients, whenever they have time.