Chapter 35 Thirty-five, no money, no money, no money

I finally tasted the bitterness of being a monitor.Although I have always been called the squad leader, it is not worthy of the name after all. There are two kinds of squad leaders, one is dedicated to doing things; the other is dedicated to being an example.I am the latter. Today, I have nowhere to run, no place to hide. ——The New Year's Day Gala will be held soon. I pretended not to mention the arrangement of the classroom to the crowd, expecting them to pretend not to hear. Unexpectedly, they are extremely serious and more responsible than me.It is an unforgivable mistake for our class cadres to think that the classroom has not been arranged for a long time!The tone is firm, the eyes are calm, and you can tell at a glance that we must fight resolutely with corrupt elements like us who are greedy for enjoyment.

So far, in order to keep the black hat, I have no choice but to go against my wishes—of course my wish is to keep everything simple and simple.And there is an important hero behind me, who agrees with me, that is—dongdongdongdong! (Music starts) Teacher! Who knows that the power of the masses should not be underestimated.After a spitting battle with the teacher, they made a decision that troubled me: Business as usual, buy things now, decorate the classroom! The crowd also gave us a "V" sign of victory.It seems that our cadres and the masses are in the same group.Alas, I sighed in my heart, and I had to squeeze a smiley face and make a "V" gesture.

Not for anything else, just for money. When it comes to money, I'm all for it.Our family has been honored to be a poor household in our class.Because I wear the oldest potatoes.Never brought any money.It's just that I was too impatient at the beginning, so I reincarnated indiscriminately.Long Chao was born one day later than me.If I'm patient, I'll be the heir to the 400,000 property, and I'll be the heir to Long Chao's mother. Let's go back and forth, back to the scene, still talking about money. I am the last person who has nothing to lose, and I also expressed my willingness to raise funds and donate.But after making trouble for a long time, I, who came from a very poor family, paid the most.One dollar and fifty cents!Originally brought two pieces.Or leave a way out for yourself.

The team leaders collected the money, recruited troops, and invited Long Chao, the "business master" in the class.It is said that the "Business Connect" is worthy of the name, knowing where the things are the cheapest and the most parallel imports, so a mighty army of shoppers rushed to Bailu Market. Entering the gate of Bailu Market, Biztong pushed me desperately in order to show his great powers: "Go in through the back door, go in through the back door." Why?It seemed that we didn't buy things aboveboard, and we didn't do anything shameful. After walking through the long "back door" of the dark winter.The parallel market, which has always been regarded as a paradise by us proletarian students, appears naked before our eyes.

Although they didn't have everything they needed, Wang Waizi's slippers, Li Mazi's pacifier, Liu Jinya's hairpin, and Zhao Jieba's coat hook were all there. It was time for Business Connect to show off its skills in bargaining, so Long Chao, who pushed us so badly when we entered the door, was pushed to nowhere.Without Biztong, those of us women who have some tickets in our hands suddenly have our own ideas - we have to buy all kinds of messy things, and we have to touch all kinds of messy things, which makes those businessmen who sell melon seeds blow their beards and stare at us frequently. eyes.

One of the most indispensable things for women's soldiers is the ribbon.The aunts and grandmas are really amazing, and they will cost eight volumes once they open their mouths, not counting the money in their pockets. But we will never be insane because of excessive excitement, leading to random shopping.Because a whirlwind is blowing, everyone pay attention, Long Chao is here!He pushed aside the crowd and shouted: "Wait! I'll bargain! I'll bargain! My fourth aunt's cousin's second aunt's daughter's friend works here, and I know everyone here!" replied:

"Who are you?" Oh!He was not shocked enough, and his aunts replied: "I've paid back the price!" The monkey had no choice but to say indignantly: "My fourth aunt's cousin's second aunt's daughter's friend works here!" I saw Business Tong, bowing his waist and hands behind his back, like a weather-beaten old man, following behind us without chopping The right to price, nor the qualification to pick things.Thinking about: "Don't buy too many things, don't buy too many things..." We disagree.We bring money and have the right to buy things!But he can be regarded as a meritorious minister, because of his existence, no matter what we buy, we have to do a fierce ideological struggle.Still because of money!

Surprised!Surprised!Comrades took out the money that was hidden in the sweater and put it together.Turns out I got the most money!Still monitor!The power of example! But then again, how can this mere 32 yuan and 50 cents meet our mighty carnival requirements?I had to add a rifle to Xiaomi.I still have to do it according to my opinion: everything is simple, everything is simple. After an unforgettable bargaining, we mainly used the method of making noise, saying in one go: "Cheaper, cheaper!" "We bought more of this!" "We are children!" "One dollar is fine! One dollar!" We not only managed to buy 200 balloons, but also bought eight rolls of ribbons, one of which was sky blue and was a big one.The jumbo roll is one piece five, not one piece.

It was the business people who were confused by our noise and took the wrong one. With the saliva on our lips and the booty we exchanged for our age advantage, we left the parallel import market with a smile on our face (complacent) and complaints (regret that we didn't bargain hard enough). Just about to leave.Suddenly someone shouted: "Help!" It turned out to be the businessman. We rushed after hearing the sound, only to see that he was grabbed by the woman watching the car and couldn't get away. He came here by bicycle, and now he has to pay 2 jiao for parking.The trapped brother said:

"Which one of you has 20 cents?" What's worse, our mountains are also poor and our water is exhausted, so 20 cents is hard for a hero.We spread our hands, shrugged our shoulders, looked at each other, and said one by one: "No money." "No money." "No money." "No money." It's like beating drums to pass flowers, or passing passwords.Huh?Could it be that the party started early? I still have a conscience, I gave my only 50 cents to that brother, and rescued the supernatural Long Chao.He was almost moved to tears. Afterwards, I remembered that the fare was only 2 cents.Long Chao also embezzled 30 cents from me.But I don't want to chase anymore.

Tell me about your views on money.Although you can't marry someone.However, it is possible to marry money.I don't have high demands on money.Now I'm going to talk.Attention: Don't watch old party members! First of all, don't give up the opportunity to make money just because you are a young pioneer.First of all, you have to pretend to be honest with your appearance.If you're inherently cunning, you can't blame me.That's your ancestor's problem. However, making money and directly hurting others is not good.Once you hurt others, your reputation will be bad; once your reputation is bad, no one will trust you; no one will trust you, and you will lose your chance to make money. In fact, it is not good to have a big money.Most wealthy people have wives.We women, falling into the field of mistresses, can be very sad.If you finally meet a rich man who is not married, and you are lucky to be a young entrepreneur with all the five senses, let's just be a boyfriend and girlfriend.If you fall to the position of a wife, it is a big taboo. Although what I say is one thing, but money, I will wait for you until the flowers are gone.Oh oh oh oh--