Chapter 19 19. Phrasebook

This girl is cunning in heart, but honest in appearance, she has been bumping into Hu Meng in recent years, and she doesn't seem to have been troubled by any trifling issues. But today, I was really stumped. The first blame is to blame the unknown title in the book.The second blame is to blame the "bastard" who read twice The word, actually want to form two words.My two big watery eyes had no choice but to glance randomly.Even though I know my skills are no better than anyone in my class. Today's students didn't know what was wrong, so they all held their homework tightly, leaving no opportunity for the enemy to take advantage of. Fortunately, my grandfather blessed me to be the team leader of the four-person team. Have the right to check homework for others.

According to superstition, I'm lucky today.Because the classmates in our class believe in me very much.It doesn't hurt to think that I check homework.I often can't wait to bring my homework to me for inspection.I didn't make a detour and stared directly at the "hooligans". These excited people didn't notice my actions, but I felt guilty. What I saw can be summed up in a sentence from my grandma: Sin! The words that surfaced in their notebooks were either "asshole" or "asshole", if it wasn't "asshole", it was "bastard", and if it wasn't "bastard", it was "asshole".Among them, I was very puzzled by the word "mixed up", so I asked the person concerned.His face turned red "swish", blinked his small eyes, and said slyly:

"Not suitable for children." The father of the word manual in our class is Long Chao. Long Chao's four vocabulary handbooks.Can be classified according to different criteria. Divided into three categories according to size: one 16K; two 32K, one 64K. According to the price, it is also divided into three categories: the most expensive is the 16-carat, followed by two 32-carat, and the cheapest is the 64-carat. According to the content, it can also be divided into three categories: the most complete, 16-format (including word formation, word explanation, answers to after-school questions, basic training, sample essays, etc.); , answers to questions after class, etc.); the simplest one is 64 (including word formation, word solution).

Compared with him, I look a lot shabby, and I don't have a "word book". Not only that, but there are 64 people in our class, 63 of whom have word manuals.In other words, there is no solipsism of the "wordbook". I asked Long Chao: "Why do you need so many vocabulary manuals? Who bought them for you?" He said: "My mom, dad, grandpa and grandma bought it for me." Oh!My mother?Whenever I asked her to buy a vocabulary book, my mother always waved her hand: "No need! If you want that thing, why do you need your brain!" Nonsense!Want that thing to form words!Every time you learn a new word, you must form two words behind it.For example: "Kou", then we will form "Japanese Bandit" later

"Cardamom".If you can form words, you only need to form one word.For example, "spit", then you can form "you can get it at your fingertips". Although I don't have a vocabulary handbook, I am the team leader, and I can copy a word or two from time to time in the name of checking homework.If you don't copy, you can think about it, but you have to scratch your head and chew your pen.Mainly wasting my time. It's not an option to rub words like this for a long time! Out of pity, Long Chao lent me a book of words, the smallest, the cheapest, the simplest, in 64 format.

So, he lent me the manual during class, and after I finished my homework, I returned the manual to him.Although the procedure is cumbersome, it is much better than I bring four pencil boxes every day, take them out one by one when I go to school, and put them in one by one after school. Speaking of the pencil case, at this moment, two things related to the pencil case happened: The first thing is that for a while, Long Chao was practicing Iron Head Kungfu. After class, when he shouted "Hello, teacher", Chen Daxia wanted to show respect for the teacher on the one hand, and show off his iron skills on the other hand, so he bent his waist down on purpose, knocked his head heavily on the pencil case, and Frowning on purpose, gently rubbing the knocked place, and smiling nonchalantly, expressing that it doesn't hurt.

Every time someone mentions his iron head skills, he always smashes his pencil case on his head, probably because he is worried that others will think he is cheating. When he sees that my pencil case is bigger than his, he puts on a pair of "The strong man is gone and never returned" emoji.Picking up my heavy pencil case, I beat his empty forehead vigorously, vigorously, and heroically, then pushed aside the crowd, and swaggered out of the seat. A classmate ambushed from behind, took my pencil case, and followed him behind. When he just stepped out of the classroom, he heard a "boom", my pencil case was smashed out of a nest, and Chen Daxia's head was not there. Was smashed out of a bag.I was convinced that he had iron head skills.

The second thing was that he was in music class. He didn't bring a clarinet, so he had nothing to do, so he picked up my pencil case, looked left and right, moved his hands and feet, and only heard a "click", and my plastic pencil case was shattered. He broke off a piece.It was class at that time, so I ignored him, besides, silence is a female virtue! Until school was over, I pretended to be very arrogant, knocked on the table with a ruler and said, "You pay me!" His eyes narrowed into a line, his head shook, and the tuft of hair on his forehead grew longer. Running up his nose, he said, "Send your mother a big nipple!" Just like that, he ruined 50% of my four stationery boxes.

We started a long cold war.I firmly demand the claim!This long-term stalemate will always be in my favor. Long Chao knew it well, so he gave me the 64-word handbook. But the price of the book and the price of the pencil case still differ by 2.5 yuan. Long Chao, I understand better.Although his family has a lot of money, he has no cash or checks in his own hands. He rummaged through his schoolbag and found an expired New Year's card, which read: Long Chao: Wish you a Happy New Year! I made an obvious mistake by pointing out that the address was wrong.Long Chao promised to change the name within 5 minutes.

At first, he wanted to try to change the original characters.No, "Fang" and "Dragon", back to back, twisted in two opposite directions.So it is very difficult to change.After repeated corrections, it was finally painted into an ink mound. Without doing anything, Long Chao simply painted all the titles as ink mounds.The above becomes: ark: Wish you a Happy New Year! I finally got my own vocabulary manual through reasonable channels.