Chapter 10 10. Survival

This girl is naturally hospitable.On this day, Long Chao, Yang Dudu, and Yu Wenyu came to my house obliged to come to my house when they heard that my house had CDs to borrow. As soon as he arrived at our house, Yu Wenyu showed a hooligan demeanor. He couldn't wait to go to the toilet without closing the door. I say: "You're disgusting, why don't you close the door?" Who knows, he has even more unbelievable behaviors.After he went to the bathroom, he clapped his hands and walked out swaggeringly. Seeing that I was quite surprised, he patted my shoulder and shouted:

"Don't you want to go too? Go together!" After our house was turned upside down, when we saw a non-violent game CD, we were about to leave. Before they set off, they invited me to Yu Wenyu's house and asked me to teach them how to play "Sword and Fairy". My mother heard that I was going to Yu Wenyu's house for dinner, and asked me to bring two grapefruits to Yu Wenyu's mother, as a courtesy. When Yu Wenyu saw the pomelo, his eyes lit up, he snatched it away, put one on each side, and put them on his chest, twisting and twisting, making the woman with big breasts look lifelike.

When we were on the road, we were very lucky and met a free tricycle. The thing is this: there is a small street in front of my house.Only tricycles carrying people are allowed to pass.So there are tricycles outside the alley, pulling people around and crossing the street for free, usually we young and ignorant elementary school students. However, if I also sit on it, it will either sit on Yu Wenyu's lap, or sit on Long Chao's lap, or sit on Yang Du's lap. I am a strong woman, so I resolutely decided to run to Yu Wenyu's house in the name of exercising. Unexpectedly, both Long Chao and Yang Du got off the car halfway and went home for dinner.

After Yu Wenyu got off the car, I asked him worriedly: "Just the two of us? Lonely and widowed?" Yu Wenyu replied: "Hmph! We don't have sex again!" After walking for a long time, I found that his house is really hidden. I have to walk through a narrow path, turn left, turn right, turn left again, and walk through a path that can only be passed by one person, then pass through the construction site, and turn over a building. Mountain, crossed a river, climbed up the sixth floor, and finally arrived at his house. After all, I'm a girl and shy. Five minutes after he entered the house, I entered his house tremblingly.

I saw his father and his mother standing at the door, and shouted at me: "Who are you? Where is the thief going?" I have never seen such a battle before, so I called Yu Wenyu.After he arrived, the hero saved the beauty.I finally stepped through the gate. Their food is delicious, the meat is sweet, the salt is sweet, the chicken essence is also sweet, only the onion is salty.And, no need to wash your hands before meals! After eating, Yu Wenyu immediately went to the toilet, his father asked me: "Will Yu Wenyu run fast in the sports meeting?" fucking asked me: "Is Yu Wenyu doing well in class?"

I say politely: "Quick, quick, quick, good, good, good." Yu Wenyu pulled me into his bedroom involuntarily. After I took off my shoes and went in, he introduced me to his wide range of CDs. After a while, both Long Chao and Yang finally arrived.Yu Wenyu's parents finally left.We played "Legend of Sword and Fairy", in which they were most interested in the level where the male protagonist goes to the brothel, where you can see many women with red bellybands and men who are cursing. Next, we started chatting about the password of Yuwen Yu’s safe, 18 ways to scare ghosts, and 81 ways to pick up girls.I am not interested in these, so I strongly urge to go home.

Under my appeal, the two comrades also resolutely responded to the policy and unanimously decided to go home.After more than ten minutes of groping, we finally found the door, but the door can only be opened with a key.Of course we have to ask Yu Wenyu for the key. I don't want the leader of the gangster faction to be very sinister and vicious, he laughed at me inappropriately, and ordered both Long Chao and Yang Du: "It's okay to go, you guys take off Ark's clothes first." The desire to survive made them forget their morality, and they approached me step by step. Just as they were about to make a move, Yu Wenyu shouted:

"Forget it, let her take it off by herself." The two comrades-in-arms were really not interested, so they pushed me hard and said: "Tell you to take it off, you just take it off, you take it off, we can go." I burst into tears.Yu Wenyu gave up and said: "Okay, okay, don't take off yours, but mine?" Long Chao and Yang both took off their clothes, showing their muscles and saying: "Come on, who is afraid of whom?" Yu Wenyu was afraid, and stepped back step by step, but because he was the host, he still had the upper hand, and threatened carefully:

"This is my home, what are you doing?" Long Chao snorted, jumped up, and sat down on the table next to the mirror, only to hear a "click", and the mirror cracked a hole two feet long. The situation took a turn for the worse, and the spearhead turned to Long Chao.Both Yang Du and I started a verbal battle with Yu Wenyu: "Mirrors are meant to be broken." He said: "I know the mirror in my house, it was originally fine." We fight back and forth, these two sentences.Anyway, the main purpose is to try to escape from Yu Wenyu's house. The advantage of us women is that we have a lot of saliva.Yu Wenyu was a little out of breath.Relaxed the policy, waved his hand and said:

"How about this. Fang Zhou, I think you have a better attitude, so you go first." At this time, Long Chao's mother's voice came from downstairs: "You bastard! I'm at work, why are you calling me? Don't call me if you have nothing to do! Get down quickly!" It turned out that Long Chao took Yu Wenyu off guard, sneaked into his bedroom, and secretly called his mother.His mother rushed over with lightning speed, she was there with the call, and rescued us from Yu Wenyu's house. After we were saved, we suddenly heard the immortals in the sky shouting:

"Damn Long Chao! Your bastard broke the glass in my house!" Long Chao looked up to the sky and shouted loudly: "I still have something to tell your mother!" Later, I heard Long Chao say proudly: "Tell you, Yu Wenyu's mother cut his CD-ROM of <Immortal Sword> in half." I hurriedly asked Yu Wenyu what was going on, and he said with a smile: "Long Chao is a bastard. He secretly called my mother and said that I took off your clothes. My mother asked me where I learned it from. I said I learned it from games, and my mother threw away my CD." I say: "Wow, your mother is so strong, so powerful, so powerful."