Chapter 2 2. Uninvited guests

Today, we are honored to invite (uninvited to be precise) the mother of my tablemate Long Chao.The thing is like this: after the get out of class bell rang, a middle-aged... young woman with a fatter figure and a shorter height was walking towards our class staggeringly. Look at that posture, that demeanor, that seal, it must be the mother of a certain classmate, and the visitor must be bad! With sharp eyesight and quick hands, she skillfully snatched Long Chao out of the crowd.At this moment, Long Chao, who had been putting on a cynical look, was terrified. At this time, the classroom was full of guests and voices, and the people in our class had already waited and watched, waiting to see a good show.

I saw that Long Chao's mother lifted Long Chao to the center of the playground, and a large number of spectators had to move their positions. I am sorry that I failed in sports and arrived at the accident site one step late.The good show has already been staged. I only heard Long Chao's mother yelling hysterically: "Where did it go? Where did it go?" Shenlong couldn't see the end of these words, and I was baffled when I heard them, so I asked around: "What's going on? What's going on? Finally, after putting together all kinds of contradictory answers, I figured it out: Long Chao's mother gave Long Chao 30 yuan, and Long Chao spent all of it within a day.The case is very simple.

The camera returned to the scene: Long Chao was speechless for a moment, and after a long while, he said, "I bought popsicles." Long Chao's mother became even crazier and shouted: "Who would believe it! How much is a popsicle? Only 30 cents! oh!Oh my God!What did she think of the popsicles now?It's ice balls! My tablemate Long Chao, who saw the same thing as my hero, said in a low voice: "Old-fashioned!" This sound was also the heartfelt voice of the crowd. Elbows bumped into elbows, everyone laughed secretly, spreading out like ripples in the crowd.

This smile also caused great disaster for Long Chao. His mother picked up her palm and hit Long Chao's buttocks. After beating him a dozen times, she felt that it was not enjoyable, so she simply picked him up with one hand and clamped him in the In the armpit, the other hand spanked, flipped up and down, all kinds of things. After careful scrutiny, I finally made a judgment: this is the "Ba Gua Butt Palm" handed down from the Long family's ancestors! Long Chao was finally let go.But Long's mother was still spanking him.Alas, why there is only one action, there is no creativity at all.

Finally, our long-awaited mother Long Chao spoke.While typing non-stop, she said: "I have given you enough face! I have already given you enough face!" Oh my God!This is also called saving face!It's an international joke! Next, the mother dragon did something extraordinary.She grabbed a boy who looked like Jimmy Lin from the crowd. Wow!The movements are fast and accurate, and it is impossible to do it without long-term practice, God Claw! She caught Lin Zhiying and started interrogating: "What do you usually do with Long Chao?" He said honestly and hypocritically:

"Usually go out with...with...Yu Wenyu." Long Chao's mother didn't let it go, and continued to ask: "playing what?" Jimmy Lin's tongue, which had just rested, rolled in his mouth again: "Play house, hide and seek, play with Barbie dolls..." I'm about to throw up and pass out! Obviously, Long Chao couldn't hold on any longer, and said solemnly: "A real man dares to act bravely! I will speak for myself!" Seeing that he was willing to recruit, Long Chao's mother expressed her joy: "You tell me." Since Long Chao had all moves, he naturally had to act a little more tragically.He began to summarize his life:

"When I was born, it took my mother a lot of trouble, and I'm more sorry; I didn't do well in the exam, and my father took a lot of trouble to beat me, and I'm more sorry; I spent a lot of money playing video games. Money, I'm even more sorry..." Such a touching speech made Long Chao's mother very strange and not moved at all.said: "I don't believe you anymore, I don't believe you anymore! I want to ask your classmates. Where is Yu Wenyu? Call Yu Wenyu out!" Yu Wenyu is the head of the gangster faction. He walked on the stage extraordinary, his shoulders and buttocks were shaking, and he almost swayed his legs while walking.

Unexpectedly, Mother Long roared loudly: "Generally, why is Chen Shi going out with you guys?!!!!!!" Yu Wenyu saw the big witch, so he was naturally afraid, so he had to tell the truth: "Play, play...play computer..." The easily angry, easy to get angry, and easy to hit people, Long Mama got angry again: "Okay! Long Chao, you eat everything from inside to outside, and it's not like you don't have a computer at home, so why do you go outside to play with the computer!" I am at the same table as Long Chao, I still don't know his background?Said to play computer, in fact, is to play games.

The group of them often discussed together, such as "98 Fighting", "Red Alert", "StarCraft", "Kosanchikyo", "Iori Temple", and "Athena Asamiya". Ha, Long Chao decided to go all out, he said aggressively: "Huh! At home! I play computer, do you want to play? You grab me! What's wrong with me going out to play? Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong?..." There are all repeated four-character phrases in the back, so I won't be as wordy as Long Chao. Long Chao's mother was speechless.While retreating, he said:

"I'll go to your teacher! I'll go to your teacher!" When the class bell rang, Long Chao kept telling me: "My mother is crazy! Annoying!" and tells me: "Actually, my mother took 50 yuan from me and hasn't returned it to me yet. Laizi!" I also learned from Long Chao that Lan Juan's mother is beautiful, with a natural beauty and snow-like skin. When will we let Lan Juan's hot mom visit?