Chapter 40 Forty, big, big

Author: Source: Zhongan Reading 2003-03-18 14:31 Because radio gymnastics is rather boring, we always look for something to take a look at when doing exercises. This time it really made us catch something.People kept coming in and out of the conference room, and they were all minors.Could it be... a physical examination? At this moment, a 40-year-old angel in white came out, lying on the railing and looking at us. The well-informed Zhao Meiyun immediately recognized it: This is my aunt! We asked cautiously, "What does she do?" She said, "It's from the epidemic prevention station."

Wow!If it was a physical examination, he was dead. At this time, a female classmate came up and said: "Physical examination and injection?" I lazily replied: "Of course not. But...maybe...but...maybe?" The female classmate fainted in one breath. well!What should come should always come, and as expected, the next day, it was time for our class to have a physical examination. The teacher is holding a stack of forms in his hand. I don’t know what they are called. In short, they record some weight, bust, eyesight... these things. After the teacher sent out these forms, he ordered us to line up and go for the physical examination!

In the process of going upstairs, a female classmate said proudly: "I have been to this building three times." Added another sentence, "Twice for the teaching office (for training), and once for the physical examination." It is worth mentioning that before going upstairs, I made a bet with Long Chao.If the physical examination finds that I am taller than him, I will copy his homework for the rest of his life.Feng Pangpang made a bet with me that if her breasts were smaller than mine, she would give me a set of "Manga King".I made a bet with Zhao Meiyun again, if my eyesight is worse than hers, I will do my best and help her take notes during the meeting.

When I walked into the meeting room with excitement and trembling hands, ah, holy, ah, solemn, ah, empty, ah, clean.But I, a child who is still eight years away from eighteen years old, was a little at a loss, caught off guard, and at a loss what to do in this place. Since boys are in front of girls, we have a physiological advantage, because we don't know what to check first, and it is much more convenient to have boys in the first place.Who says women come first? I stood behind Fatty Feng, ready to measure my height and bust.This determines the fate of my life!Hahaha! Feng Pangpang went first.Her crisp feet were half exposed, exposing a three-inch golden lotus, and she stepped on the scale for weighing rice.By this time her shoes were off.Regardless of the weight, it is naturally one hundred and eighty catties.The next procedure turned out not to be the most important bust, but height.

Not to mention her height.Naturally taller than me.When the teacher was rustling to register her height and weight, I secretly estimated her bust.She took advantage of this.She has a lot of fat, tsk tsk tsk—— The teacher took a tape measure and wrapped around her nipples, gently starting from her nipples, going around the "equator" for a week, and then gently returning to her nipples, just as Xu Zhimo said: "Gently I go, as I come gently, Flick the tape measure, Does not take away a trace of dust. " It's time for the teacher to report the bust number.Of course not to report to us.It is reported to the record teacher.We will also get a little light to hear: "75"

To me, that's not what astronomical numbers are.I remember that the bust figure in my last physical examination was 60.So Feng Pangpang gave me a provocative look.I spat, but didn't spit it out. I know it's my turn.With a precedent, when I was still in a hurry, I tried my best to rub off the shoes.Lifted a little foot and quickly got on the scale.There is nothing to mention about my weight, so naturally it made me make another determination to lose weight. Height is also important.Due to the emphasis on high technology nowadays, it is unscientific and uncivilized to compare heads back to back.Use real evidence to compare heights.

At this time, a cold instrument was attached to my scalp, and I shivered.The teacher who has always moved quickly gave an answer: "139", does this mean that I have 139 meters?oh!No, it's not true! Always excited, I was about to jump off the scale and ask about Long Chao's height.Smart teacher, grab me. , the very heartening, exciting, and possibly sad event begins: Measure your bust! As usual, it is the same action, as usual, it is the same demeanor, as usual, it is the same tape measure, and the difference is the sample of the amount.I feel that the teacher is not measuring me lightly and loosely, but a little tight and tight.My heart was beating wildly, it should have reached 126 per minute.

The teacher who stood behind me and measured my bust moved very quickly. Before I was ready to get nervous, he reported the number: 62! Her voice was calm and steady, and she didn't seem to care about my mood.Oh so small?not true! I know why my bust is so small.Because what she measured for me was not the most "peak". It is measured from the "foot of the mountain". I tried my best to argue with the teacher, trying to use some professional words: "nipple", "lower circumference", "highest place", the teacher seemed to understand what I meant, nodded, and measured it again:

61! Before I could speak eloquently again, I quickly fainted. Fortunately, Zhao Meiyun supported me, comforted me and said: "It's fine. Last year's physical examination, my bust was 65, and this year it is 64." I only lost one item, and I will not continue to lose. Before I could find Long Chao to compare his height, Feng Pangpang hurriedly dragged me to have my eyes checked. Unexpectedly, there are two desks, eight legs, four noses and four mouths for eye examination, which shows how important eye examination is.I have summed up a piece of experience: sit in front and point out things for you to recognize. Those who can stand on the stage are not dog meat; those who cannot stand on the stage should do their homework.Alas, the market, the economy, the competition, the fierceness!

The doctor looked good: even though he was fat, his eyes were shining, and his nose was flat, but he could still participate in the community beauty pageant if he dressed up.The one next to her looked exactly like her, apparently a twin. Let's talk about the other two, both lying on the table, concentrating on doing their homework (recording), of course they are also twins. It's time to check your eyes.When it comes to eyes, I have the most experience. When you are blinded by the vision chart, you don't have to memorize what is up, down, left, and right. "Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, go forward..."

As usual, after Feng Pangpang, Long Chao was on my right, and before I asked him how tall he was, the one in front had already started pointing. At this time, the aunt who was doing her homework suddenly glanced at me and asked: "Are you Ark?" Oh!Why am I so famous?Unexpectedly, she asked everyone, "Are you Long Chao?" "Are you Yu Wenyu?" "Are you Yang Dudu?" Why are everyone in our class famous? I pressed my belly firmly on the table, only to hear: "Prepare—recognize!" Glancing furtively at Long Chao beside him, he had already started to put on the blindfold.How can I lose to him? So, he quickly picked up the blindfold and buckled it on his chest——to pray. Then glance at Long Chao next to him, no good, he has already said the first answer: "Left!" The aunt next to the eye chart pointed to the first word on the top line and motioned for me to recognize it. Because of nervousness, I don't know which is left and which is right.I had to use my trump card: touching the calluses on my hands for writing.Of course I'm right-handed, so I gathered my breath and shouted: "I'm sure, I admit it, I'm sure, yes, it's the right!" After recognizing the first letter, I was almost exhausted.I shook my muscles and bones, loosened my bones, quenched my thirst, and stretched myself, ready to recognize the next one.I looked at Long Chao next to him, he was still drinking water, yay!I can take the lead! When my aunt saw that I had rested, she pointed to the second letter. I looked left, right, up, down, and then said after a long time: "Left, no, no, no, right, NONONONONONO, up, no, no, no, no, down..." The aunt was anxious and said, "What the hell is it?" My heart swelled, my feet were chopped off, my teeth were gritted, and my mouth was pried open by my aunt: "Right!" The aunt covered her mouth with her hands and smiled sweetly, turned her head slightly, and reported to her twins: "4.7, 4.6." My steps were heavy, and I went to find Zhao Meiyun without even looking at Long Chao again. When I saw Zhao Meiyun, I found that her expression was in stark contrast to mine.She was very aggressive, but I still tried my best to say in a rough voice, "You, big eyes?" Zhao Meiyun was not surprised at my incoherent speech, but was very understanding, and said with a smile: "5.3, 5.3." Although I know the game is doomed.But was taken aback by her good eyesight.You should know that in heaven and earth, in heaven and hell, in the world, the best eyesight is 5.3, isn't it?Heartless Zhao Meiyun, she is not satisfied with her victory, and still wants to question my eyesight, even though she knows that the victory is already settled. She asked, "You, little, eyes?" I raised my head and looked at her affectionately with my dark eyes as deep as autumn pools.Then I turned my head away so that she wouldn't see the waves in my eyes.I choked up and said in a weak voice: "It's clean to be blind! I'm blind, and you live a long life." Zhao Meiyun patted my head and left. You can also vaguely hear her saying to others: "Don't mess with her. She is a little crazy." Now my only hope is height. The strange thing is that Long Chao took the initiative to come to me.When he saw me, he said very seriously: "I know how you feel right now. I don't want your only hope to be shattered. Let's not compare." After finishing speaking, he looked up to the sky and smiled as usual: "Hahahaha!" I responded and fell silent.Of course, saying yes doesn't mean that I don't take this matter seriously, it's just for entertainment.I made such an important decision only because of too many shocks. At this time, the medical examination form in Long Chao's hand suddenly fell off.Since he can’t take care of me anymore, I quickly helped him pick it up. In fact, people’s thinking is very complicated. When showing courtesy, whether it is sincere or hypocritical, there will be a little bit of cursing and suspicion. .I belong to the latter category, and the reason why I suspect it is nothing more than because he gave up asking me to copy my homework for the rest of my life. Then I saw his height very old, very dramatic; he is shorter than me, 2 cm! I was too lazy to return the medical examination form to him, but angrily threw it on the ground as revenge. After all, it is big. When I grow up, I become more beautiful.Everywhere is big.Very developed very developed.Long Chao copied less of my homework, because he sat in the front row of me; Zhao Meiyun was my seatmate, and even though we had quarreled, we cooperated very well and became the best partner in quarrels. Unresolved knots and unresolved grievances all quarrel with us, and they will definitely be settled at once; Yang Dudu and Long Chao became the same table, and they are also the customers who invited us to quarrel the most; Feng Pangpang became the class belle of our class, Because there is a rule in our class, whoever has the largest bust is the class flower, and Lanjuan has the second bust, and finally understands what breasts are. I'm older, and I don't bother to make trouble in class.It's just that there are fewer speeches and more people lying on the table.I am also infected. Bigger, more witty.Talking will also turn corners, and swearing will find reasons.The nicknames given to people are also much more mature.They had a heated discussion about my hairiness. Some said it should be called Big Beard, some said it should be called Mustache, and some said it should be called Chicken Beard. As we grow older, the teacher has more reasons for us to observe discipline: "You are the oldest in this school now!" When I looked up, I thought that no one was older than us, and no one bullied us, so I smiled happily. (Finish)